Lurker > WingsOfGood

So who is she? A classmate youre doing an assignment with? This topic is real descriptive.

it's probably a rehearsed trick

Don't think too much about it.

Did you even get her number? If not, you're making a brag topic over nothing.

i too experienced something like that. to this day i dont know if it was my imagination or it was her. her eyes were shimmering when i spoke to her

How did no one notice? Is your penis small even when erect?

murdered and ate a cruel orphanage owner who was keeping children as prisoners before proceeding to eat his prisoners

Always thought it was weird that incels, nice guys, etc.. got shamed for wanting sex from a woman. Bro, literally every (hetero) guy wants sex from a woman. There's nothing f***ed up about it, lol.

You're allowed to talk to yourself.

Wait, you're not allowed to talk to yourself on alts?

To add to this, what the hell is a simp? I see this term everywhere on reddit

Half the posts is just you guys talking to each other.

If I spent a whole topic talking to my alt, I could prop it up to double digits as well if I wanted.

I can dig it

Nooo you can't, there's literally a different title for people who do that.

Yeah, but we were obviously not just platonic friends anymore after that point.

You dont though, that is what oneitis causes, you constantly think of the one girl until to go out and date or fuck other women.

No it defaults to your connection which is typically dbo

Please hand in your resignation before leaving today

The best way to get over it is by dating other women and keeping the one you want aware you are wanted by other women.

I thought I was the only that saw that movie. So weird. Don't know why I kept watching it.

what will happen if at the same time a vampire bit my neck?

I literally said:

I started to like her because we were such close friends and hung around so much before the feelings.

You're not even twisting my words, you're just flat out assuming and/or projecting on me. That's not cool, dude.

Select (select max(whine) from feelings_of_inadequacy), * from feelings_of_inadequacy where pathetic_pct = 100

Idk Id need to play with it

This is called he was a beta male orbitor hoping for a pity fuck.

You and I's definition of "nice guy" is way off.

Simply having a crush on a girl you hang around alone doesn't make you one, so how do you desribe it?

Tryhard

You wouldnt do db.table or a semicolon in a quick and dirty select statement

And I dont think you can put max in a where statement like that, and the quotes arent necessary on a number field, although id do quotes out of habit too

Jk the glove left me for a bigger hand.

Yeah, but she had a boyfriend so it didn't really work out well for me.

Hung around platonically, and kept feelings in check since she was cool as a person. Eventually she broke up with her boyfriend and I said fuck it, I'm going for it. Got rejected, figured there was no coming back from this, distanced myself and that was the end of that.

Got over it though and moved on. Got 0 regrets on how I handled it, was way better to get rejected than hang around in that kinda limbo for forever. These days I do my best to not hang around girls that're in relationships though. There's a fine line between being a friend and just simply beta orbiting.

Nah, whenever that starts to happen I just think about her taking a massive dump.

For almost ten years now