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TopicYou are now immortal [Read OP] and teleported into the world of last movie*
Golden_Key33
12/27/19 2:11:35 AM
#5
Some random Hallmark movie was playing at my Grandmother's on Christmas. I guess I take a job on a farm or something an inevitably fall in love with generic white woman #569.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicYou can replace one bodypart with a cybernetic one
Golden_Key33
12/24/19 8:15:56 PM
#29
If I go with brain, my memories etc. get transferred over, right? If not I'll go with eyes (or left eye if I can only go with one).

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicYou have to move to a Pokémon region. Which one do you choose?
Golden_Key33
12/24/19 1:33:44 AM
#10
If I moved to Johto I'd always be safe because the wild Pokmon would always be so low-leveled.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicWhen a girl says no?
Golden_Key33
12/15/19 8:12:58 PM
#20
If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she's not gonna say no, shed never say no because of the implication.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicCops arrest 90 year old man for feeding the homeless
Golden_Key33
12/15/19 8:10:34 PM
#2
Hopefully that criminal scum rots in jail.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
Topichow the FUCK are you supposed to cut your nails if not in the sink?
Golden_Key33
12/15/19 7:05:45 PM
#36
Deadpool_18 posted...
I usually cut them on my shirt, cup the shirt, walk outside, and dump them there.
This. One time I saw an ant carrying one away. It was kind of cool.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicYou're shooting off model rockets in a field when you find a crashed ufo
Golden_Key33
12/14/19 11:54:27 AM
#11
I might as well grab the crystal and see what happens, since the government agents would probably kill me for either knowing too much or for being black on a Saturday.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicBe honest, are these boobs too much for you to handle?
Golden_Key33
12/14/19 9:47:02 AM
#13
Posting an image like this with no name should be a bannable offense.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
Topic2000s Spider-Man Aunt May or MCU Spider-Man Aunt May?
Golden_Key33
12/13/19 11:10:01 AM
#6
At first I was like "Aunt May should be old! She's always been old!"

But eventually it occurred to me that it made no sense that
BLAKUboy posted...
a high school kid would have a 90-year-old aunt.


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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicStill No Shiny Geodude.
Golden_Key33
12/06/19 12:43:28 PM
#7
First shiny I ever saw was a shiny Geodude. Damn you Snorlax! You and your blasted critical hit!

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicBREAKING NEWS: Clinton puts lesbian rumors to bed
Golden_Key33
12/04/19 4:56:02 PM
#4
Well she lost my vote.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicWhich TV boss would you want as your boss at work?
Golden_Key33
11/28/19 11:33:01 PM
#21
Hank Scorpio
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicI've been alive for 13.2% of the United States' history.
Golden_Key33
11/17/19 3:19:33 PM
#18
The pool is closer in size to a planet than a man is to a room outside.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicYou're the last person alive, and you only have this form of entertainment
Golden_Key33
11/16/19 12:57:27 AM
#14
Movies and video games have music, so they're both 2-in-ones. But I'm not a gamer, and lots of movies are based on books, making them 3-in-ones in this scenario. So I went with them.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicIf you could do one of the 4 Pokemon weather moves at will, which one?
Golden_Key33
11/13/19 8:37:48 PM
#8
Duncanwii posted...
Golden_Key33 posted...
How long does the weather move last? Rain regardless.
5-8 turns depending on if you are holding the relevant weather stone.

You know what I mean, darn it!
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicIf you could do one of the 4 Pokemon weather moves at will, which one?
Golden_Key33
11/13/19 8:35:56 PM
#6
How long does the weather move last? Rain regardless.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicHypothetical: how would earth fair if invaded by seductive aliens
Golden_Key33
11/10/19 7:43:12 PM
#17
It really depends on whether or not these aliens are from beyond the moon.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
Topic50 million, or Wolverine's instant heal ability.
Golden_Key33
11/10/19 7:14:27 PM
#47
DarkChozoGhost posted...
Golden_Key33 posted...
Do the powers come with the guarantee that I won't get locked up by scientists and experimented on?

That's not a realistic fear unless you live in a strict dictatorship. Which you probably don't, considering you're on the internet

If you honestly think that someone who was found to be the potential cure for all known illnesses wouldn't be locked up against their will "for the greater good", I applaud your naivete.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
Topic50 million, or Wolverine's instant heal ability.
Golden_Key33
11/10/19 5:40:59 PM
#35
Do the powers come with the guarantee that I won't get locked up by scientists and experimented on?
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicOfficial Pokemon website puts out a surprising page on Ash's many League losses.
Golden_Key33
11/01/19 10:07:12 PM
#14
That was hilarious.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicOh shit. Local nostalgia shop is selling dunkaroos and 3d dorritos
Golden_Key33
10/28/19 11:26:49 PM
#5
I was still seeing Dunkaroos up until maybe two years ago. They might even still be in the stores, I just haven't really looked.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
Topicwow i slept good
Golden_Key33
10/27/19 9:48:45 AM
#2
You slept well. Superman sleeps good.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicWould you vote for trump re-election for 500,000 USD?
Golden_Key33
10/25/19 10:55:09 PM
#18
I'm not American. Would I be committing fraud, or does the $500,000 come with American citizenship too?
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicAction Leage NOW!
Golden_Key33
10/25/19 10:14:07 PM
#10
She flies...

like thunder.

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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicI shouldn't be laughing, but this is why I couldn't be a teacher
Golden_Key33
10/18/19 9:23:11 PM
#2
Yeah, he's out.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicAnybody remember the show Spin City?
Golden_Key33
10/14/19 3:33:24 PM
#10
Laughs channel?
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicI hate periods so goddamn much....
Golden_Key33
10/06/19 10:58:16 PM
#2
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicI am as old as Ghostbusters
Golden_Key33
10/06/19 10:43:27 PM
#2
Ghostbusters is only 3 years old. Underage user b7
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicI never understood why Batman would kill *The Dark Knight spoilers*
Golden_Key33
10/06/19 10:41:42 PM
#1
Harvey Dent. From the average citizen's perspective, I mean. Batman had just saved a bunch of cops and hostages, then he randomly kills Harvey Dent and runs off? What did people think was his motivation?

I'm betting this is a stupid question with an obvious/already explained answer.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicDid Naruto ever have a fight better than Lee vs Gaara?
Golden_Key33
10/06/19 1:53:44 AM
#9
My personal favorite was Sasuke & co. vs. Killer B. They got manhandled for pretty much the entire fight. The best part was that their "win" was a fake, and they didn't even realize it until days later.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicMan Finally the Spider-Man has come back to the MCU. Give the third movie a name
Golden_Key33
09/27/19 10:49:45 PM
#16
Spider-Man: Home Run

Spider-Man steps in to save the day at a New York Mets game after The Wall begins wreaking havoc.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicWhen will cars be able to tattle on drivers to the cops?
Golden_Key33
09/24/19 9:59:11 PM
#10
Funny, earlier today I was reading a book about the future in which cars did that.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicDr. Stone is straight up stupid as fuck
Golden_Key33
09/16/19 1:21:39 PM
#28
I'm surprised Toonami has this already.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicIs this too much to ask for in a girl?
Golden_Key33
09/13/19 5:00:38 PM
#18
TC forgot to exclude girls who ride horses. A costly mistake!
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicThe "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" reboot trailer is up; it looks solid
Golden_Key33
09/12/19 10:27:19 PM
#3
That looked... good. They might actually have put effort into this. Color me surprised.

How is the All That reboot?
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicBoston Red Sox player high fives big boobed fan in the stands during a game
Golden_Key33
09/08/19 11:48:52 AM
#4
She's never been so insulted in her life.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicYour reaction: Your son is unknowningly dating an assassin.
Golden_Key33
08/28/19 6:27:10 PM
#5
I remember this copypasta, though I don't think it had pictures last time.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicWhat are some god-tier cereals?
Golden_Key33
08/21/19 7:28:41 PM
#27
Strawberry Frosted Shredded Wheat when it first came out. They absolutely slathered on the frosting. Nowadays I'm lucky if there's any frosting on them at all.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicI can't believe there is no isekai anime with truck-kun as the MC
Golden_Key33
08/18/19 10:12:22 AM
#2
Reborn as a Truck, I Now Wander the Road
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicEpstein had bizarre painting of Bill Clinton in dress, heels in townhouse
Golden_Key33
08/14/19 8:10:43 PM
#19
thronedfire2 posted...
this is why he was killed

And now that we've seen it, we're all next.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicHypothetical: Your daughter is dating a sentient blob from another dimension.
Golden_Key33
08/13/19 1:05:32 PM
#2
I'm happy if she's happy.

At dinnertime though, do I just empty a trash can on top of him?
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
TopicStuff that makes you feel old
Golden_Key33
08/12/19 1:05:59 AM
#8
It being my birthday today.
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Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast.
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