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Topic | You are now immortal [Read OP] and teleported into the world of last movie* |
Golden_Key33 12/27/19 2:11:35 AM #5 | Some random Hallmark movie was playing at my Grandmother's on Christmas. I guess I take a job on a farm or something an inevitably fall in love with generic white woman #569. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | You can replace one bodypart with a cybernetic one |
Golden_Key33 12/24/19 8:15:56 PM #29 | If I go with brain, my memories etc. get transferred over, right? If not I'll go with eyes (or left eye if I can only go with one). --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | You have to move to a Pokémon region. Which one do you choose? |
Golden_Key33 12/24/19 1:33:44 AM #10 | If I moved to Johto I'd always be safe because the wild Pokmon would always be so low-leveled. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | When a girl says no? |
Golden_Key33 12/15/19 8:12:58 PM #20 | If the girl said no, then the answer obviously is no. The thing is that she's not gonna say no, shed never say no because of the implication. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Cops arrest 90 year old man for feeding the homeless |
Golden_Key33 12/15/19 8:10:34 PM #2 | Hopefully that criminal scum rots in jail. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | how the FUCK are you supposed to cut your nails if not in the sink? |
Golden_Key33 12/15/19 7:05:45 PM #36 | Deadpool_18 posted... I usually cut them on my shirt, cup the shirt, walk outside, and dump them there.This. One time I saw an ant carrying one away. It was kind of cool. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | You're shooting off model rockets in a field when you find a crashed ufo |
Golden_Key33 12/14/19 11:54:27 AM #11 | I might as well grab the crystal and see what happens, since the government agents would probably kill me for either knowing too much or for being black on a Saturday. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Be honest, are these boobs too much for you to handle? |
Golden_Key33 12/14/19 9:47:02 AM #13 | Posting an image like this with no name should be a bannable offense. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | 2000s Spider-Man Aunt May or MCU Spider-Man Aunt May? |
Golden_Key33 12/13/19 11:10:01 AM #6 | At first I was like "Aunt May should be old! She's always been old!" But eventually it occurred to me that it made no sense that BLAKUboy posted... a high school kid would have a 90-year-old aunt. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Still No Shiny Geodude. |
Golden_Key33 12/06/19 12:43:28 PM #7 | First shiny I ever saw was a shiny Geodude. Damn you Snorlax! You and your blasted critical hit! --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | BREAKING NEWS: Clinton puts lesbian rumors to bed |
Golden_Key33 12/04/19 4:56:02 PM #4 | Well she lost my vote. --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Which TV boss would you want as your boss at work? |
Golden_Key33 11/28/19 11:33:01 PM #21 | Hank Scorpio --- FC: SW-2276-6491-7127 | IGN: Kieron Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | I've been alive for 13.2% of the United States' history. |
Golden_Key33 11/17/19 3:19:33 PM #18 | The pool is closer in size to a planet than a man is to a room outside. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | You're the last person alive, and you only have this form of entertainment |
Golden_Key33 11/16/19 12:57:27 AM #14 | Movies and video games have music, so they're both 2-in-ones. But I'm not a gamer, and lots of movies are based on books, making them 3-in-ones in this scenario. So I went with them. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | If you could do one of the 4 Pokemon weather moves at will, which one? |
Golden_Key33 11/13/19 8:37:48 PM #8 | Duncanwii posted... Golden_Key33 posted...How long does the weather move last? Rain regardless.5-8 turns depending on if you are holding the relevant weather stone. You know what I mean, darn it! --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | If you could do one of the 4 Pokemon weather moves at will, which one? |
Golden_Key33 11/13/19 8:35:56 PM #6 | How long does the weather move last? Rain regardless. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Hypothetical: how would earth fair if invaded by seductive aliens |
Golden_Key33 11/10/19 7:43:12 PM #17 | It really depends on whether or not these aliens are from beyond the moon. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | 50 million, or Wolverine's instant heal ability. |
Golden_Key33 11/10/19 7:14:27 PM #47 | DarkChozoGhost posted... Golden_Key33 posted...Do the powers come with the guarantee that I won't get locked up by scientists and experimented on? If you honestly think that someone who was found to be the potential cure for all known illnesses wouldn't be locked up against their will "for the greater good", I applaud your naivete. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | 50 million, or Wolverine's instant heal ability. |
Golden_Key33 11/10/19 5:40:59 PM #35 | Do the powers come with the guarantee that I won't get locked up by scientists and experimented on? --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Official Pokemon website puts out a surprising page on Ash's many League losses. |
Golden_Key33 11/01/19 10:07:12 PM #14 | That was hilarious. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Oh shit. Local nostalgia shop is selling dunkaroos and 3d dorritos |
Golden_Key33 10/28/19 11:26:49 PM #5 | I was still seeing Dunkaroos up until maybe two years ago. They might even still be in the stores, I just haven't really looked. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | wow i slept good |
Golden_Key33 10/27/19 9:48:45 AM #2 | You slept well. Superman sleeps good. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Would you vote for trump re-election for 500,000 USD? |
Golden_Key33 10/25/19 10:55:09 PM #18 | I'm not American. Would I be committing fraud, or does the $500,000 come with American citizenship too? --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Action Leage NOW! |
Golden_Key33 10/25/19 10:14:07 PM #10 | She flies... like thunder. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | I shouldn't be laughing, but this is why I couldn't be a teacher |
Golden_Key33 10/18/19 9:23:11 PM #2 | Yeah, he's out. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Anybody remember the show Spin City? |
Golden_Key33 10/14/19 3:33:24 PM #10 | Laughs channel? --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | I hate periods so goddamn much.... |
Golden_Key33 10/06/19 10:58:16 PM #2 | ... --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | I am as old as Ghostbusters |
Golden_Key33 10/06/19 10:43:27 PM #2 | Ghostbusters is only 3 years old. Underage user b7 --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | I never understood why Batman would kill *The Dark Knight spoilers* |
Golden_Key33 10/06/19 10:41:42 PM #1 | Harvey Dent. From the average citizen's perspective, I mean. Batman had just saved a bunch of cops and hostages, then he randomly kills Harvey Dent and runs off? What did people think was his motivation? I'm betting this is a stupid question with an obvious/already explained answer. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Did Naruto ever have a fight better than Lee vs Gaara? |
Golden_Key33 10/06/19 1:53:44 AM #9 | My personal favorite was --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Man Finally the Spider-Man has come back to the MCU. Give the third movie a name |
Golden_Key33 09/27/19 10:49:45 PM #16 | Spider-Man: Home Run Spider-Man steps in to save the day at a New York Mets game after The Wall begins wreaking havoc. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | When will cars be able to tattle on drivers to the cops? |
Golden_Key33 09/24/19 9:59:11 PM #10 | Funny, earlier today I was reading a book about the future in which cars did that. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Dr. Stone is straight up stupid as fuck |
Golden_Key33 09/16/19 1:21:39 PM #28 | I'm surprised Toonami has this already. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Is this too much to ask for in a girl? |
Golden_Key33 09/13/19 5:00:38 PM #18 | TC forgot to exclude girls who ride horses. A costly mistake! --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | The "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" reboot trailer is up; it looks solid |
Golden_Key33 09/12/19 10:27:19 PM #3 | That looked... good. They might actually have put effort into this. Color me surprised. How is the All That reboot? --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Boston Red Sox player high fives big boobed fan in the stands during a game |
Golden_Key33 09/08/19 11:48:52 AM #4 | She's never been so insulted in her life. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Your reaction: Your son is unknowningly dating an assassin. |
Golden_Key33 08/28/19 6:27:10 PM #5 | I remember this copypasta, though I don't think it had pictures last time. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | What are some god-tier cereals? |
Golden_Key33 08/21/19 7:28:41 PM #27 | Strawberry Frosted Shredded Wheat when it first came out. They absolutely slathered on the frosting. Nowadays I'm lucky if there's any frosting on them at all. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | I can't believe there is no isekai anime with truck-kun as the MC |
Golden_Key33 08/18/19 10:12:22 AM #2 | Reborn as a Truck, I Now Wander the Road --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Epstein had bizarre painting of Bill Clinton in dress, heels in townhouse |
Golden_Key33 08/14/19 8:10:43 PM #19 | thronedfire2 posted... this is why he was killed And now that we've seen it, we're all next. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Hypothetical: Your daughter is dating a sentient blob from another dimension. |
Golden_Key33 08/13/19 1:05:32 PM #2 | I'm happy if she's happy. At dinnertime though, do I just empty a trash can on top of him? --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
Topic | Stuff that makes you feel old |
Golden_Key33 08/12/19 1:05:59 AM #8 | It being my birthday today. --- Why does Bayonetta say "Avocado" in her Final Smash? Because you're toast. |
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