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NeonOctopus
12/14/19 9:29:14 AM
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near the crash site is an alien who is obviously injured. As you approach him, he looks up at you and says "[insert username here, I love you!" and holds up a peace sign before passing out. There's also this weird purple wireframe crystal near him. You look around some more and see government agents combing through the area.

What do you do?
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YokoGeri
12/14/19 9:30:33 AM
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grab the crystal, gain superpowers, become the new purple lantern
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/14/19 9:30:42 AM
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Grab the purple thing that's definitely either gonna vaporize me or give me immense power (or maybe it's just a remote starter for the broken ship)

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RE_expert44
12/14/19 9:31:53 AM
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Hes bringing me peace and love?

I break its fucking legs.

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uwnim
12/14/19 9:33:15 AM
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If i save this alien and help it return to space will it come back in 20 years and try to take over the planet?

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NeonOctopus
12/14/19 9:35:05 AM
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uwnim posted...
If i save this alien and help it return to space will it come back in 20 years and try to take over the planet?

Maybe
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neverwin
12/14/19 9:39:22 AM
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Will it become a goddamn super hero?

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NeonOctopus
12/14/19 11:51:28 AM
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Golden_Key33
12/14/19 11:54:27 AM
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I might as well grab the crystal and see what happens, since the government agents would probably kill me for either knowing too much or for being black on a Saturday.

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WilliamPorygon
12/14/19 11:56:04 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
neverwin posted...
Will it become a goddamn super hero?

Possibly

Too bad it's a purple crystal and not a blue cube, I'd really want Animorph powers

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uwnim
12/14/19 12:08:46 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Maybe

NeonOctopus posted...
Possibly
I'm totally saving this alien.

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Shotgunnova
12/14/19 4:24:47 PM
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Why did the alien speak with only one bracket? Where is the other bracket? What happened to the Dufresnes? I demand answers!

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NeonOctopus
12/14/19 4:53:21 PM
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