Current Events > 2000s Spider-Man Aunt May or MCU Spider-Man Aunt May?

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/13/19 10:36:48 AM
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Which actress/character do you like better?




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BLAKUboy
12/13/19 10:45:12 AM
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I've never understood why a high school kid would have a 90-year-old aunt.

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Skye Reynolds
12/13/19 10:48:42 AM
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Aunt May isn't supposed to be fuckable.

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EvalAngell
12/13/19 10:50:02 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
I've never understood why a high school kid would have a 90-year-old aunt.


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BakonBitz
12/13/19 11:06:22 AM
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I'm more used to the old-ass Aunt May, but MCU's version makes more sense. Hm...

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Golden_Key33
12/13/19 11:10:01 AM
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At first I was like "Aunt May should be old! She's always been old!"

But eventually it occurred to me that it made no sense that
BLAKUboy posted...
a high school kid would have a 90-year-old aunt.


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Zikten
12/13/19 11:14:14 AM
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BLAKUboy posted...
I've never understood why a high school kid would have a 90-year-old aunt.


I think the idea is that Uncle Ben (his actual blood relative; May is just through marriage) was way older than his brother or sister ( I don't remember if it's his mom or dad through which Peter is related to Ben)

Peter's mom or dad was the baby sibling of Ben. with a major age gap basically

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Gheb
12/13/19 11:23:01 AM
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I much prefer younger Aunt May both in the movies and in the comics (Ultimate Aunt May >>>>>> 616 Aunt May). Old Aunt may normally is more of a plot device covered in feeble old people stereotypes than she is a character.

Like describe traditional Aunt May's actual character traits that aren't "old lady". It's genuinely hard.

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Ricemills
12/13/19 11:51:05 AM
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didn't MCU's Aunt May still a 50 y/o lady?

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12/13/19 11:51:49 AM
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Marisa Tomei
How the fuck is this even a quesiton
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BakonBitz
12/13/19 11:58:31 AM
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Ricemills posted...
didn't MCU's Aunt May still a 50 y/o lady?
One hell of a milf for being 50-ish.

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Ricemills
12/13/19 12:00:48 PM
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BakonBitz posted...
One hell of a milf for being 50-ish.

oh, it was just the Actress. she's 55 years old now.
MCU May probably still in her 30's.

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BakonBitz
12/13/19 12:01:28 PM
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Ricemills posted...
oh, it was just the Actress. she's 55 years old now.
MCU May probably still in her 30's.
Well, point still stands, lmao.

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Smashingpmkns
12/13/19 12:10:54 PM
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I'd smash both tbh
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Deadpool_18
12/13/19 12:11:20 PM
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The PS4 game outdoes both.

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Gheb
12/13/19 12:11:58 PM
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Ricemills posted...
oh, it was just the Actress. she's 55 years old now.
MCU May probably still in her 30's.
Why would you assume the character was 20 years younger than the actress.

50s is normal aged for the aunt of a teenager.

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jumi
12/13/19 12:14:11 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
The PS4 game outdoes both.

Gonna need some pictorial evidence.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/13/19 12:15:02 PM
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MCU one is better, and not just because I would smash.

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Deadpool_18
12/13/19 12:17:14 PM
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jumi posted...
Gonna need some pictorial evidence.
Oh I was referring to the entire product as a whole, sorry.

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Deadpool_18
12/13/19 12:18:04 PM
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Although shes definitely more of the character I imagine as an Aunt May.
https://marvels-spider-man.fandom.com/wiki/Aunt_May

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creativerealms
12/13/19 12:24:45 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Aunt May isn't supposed to be fuckable.
Tell that to the Ultimate Universe.

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BLAKUboy
12/13/19 12:26:58 PM
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Gheb posted...
50s is normal aged for the aunt of a teenager.
Yeah, I'll be in my 40s when my niece is MCU Spidey's age. 50s for Aunt May isn't all that weird.

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creativerealms
12/13/19 12:30:30 PM
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Ricemills posted...
oh, it was just the Actress. she's 55 years old now.
MCU May probably still in her 30's.
I just figure the characters the same age as their actors unless we are told their age like with Peter and his classmates.

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Ricemills
12/13/19 12:32:53 PM
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so is she 50 or not? no one answered my question,

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Skye Reynolds
12/13/19 12:42:44 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Tell that to the Ultimate Universe.

I've not seen a single good idea stem from the Ultimate Universe. When you make Mary Jane an outsider and Aunt May a hottie, you've failed at telling Spider-Man's story.

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Gheb
12/13/19 12:45:19 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
I've not seen a single good idea stem from the Ultimate Universe. When you make Mary Jane an outsider and Aunt May a hottie, you've failed at telling Spider-Man's story.
It's probably a good thing that the entirety of CE knows to never take your opinions on comics seriously.

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Skye Reynolds
12/13/19 12:48:17 PM
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I'd care about your opinion if I knew or cared who you were.

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CyricZ
12/13/19 12:49:30 PM
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Hell with Sally Field I guess.

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/13/19 12:49:35 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
I've not seen a single good idea stem from the Ultimate Universe. When you make Mary Jane an outsider and Aunt May a hottie, you've failed at telling Spider-Man's story.

So you should just repeat the original story over and over? What is the point of making new comics if you are only permitted to repeat what the original idea was?

Your ignorance astounding.

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SocksForWok999
12/13/19 12:49:38 PM
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MCU was basically Aunt Phoebe

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CyricZ
12/13/19 12:51:09 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
When you make Mary Jane an outsider and Aunt May a hottie, you've failed at telling Spider-Man's story.
By all means, explain how making Aunt May ugly or Mary Jane popular succeeds at telling Spider-Man's story.

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DirkDiggles
12/13/19 12:53:15 PM
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The 2000's Aunt May is more fuckable.

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Skye Reynolds
12/13/19 12:54:08 PM
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CyricZ posted...
By all means, explain how making Aunt May ugly or Mary Jane popular succeeds at telling Spider-Man's story.

Because, at its core, it's the boys version of Twilight.

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gamer167
12/13/19 12:54:28 PM
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You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

2000s Aunt May >>>>>>>>>> MCU Aunt May
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/13/19 1:01:10 PM
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gamer167 posted...
You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

2000s Aunt May >>>>>>>>>> MCU Aunt May

There was a warmth about the 2000s Aunt May.

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CyricZ
12/13/19 1:01:59 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Because, at its core, it's the boys version of Twilight.
Twilight is about getting power and taking responsibility with that power?

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CyricZ
12/13/19 1:03:41 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
There was a warmth about the 2000s Aunt May.
Y'know what I'll give you this. Aunt May was Peter's moral center and support in the Raimi films. In the MCU, they were focused around the relationship between Peter and Tony, so Tony was supplying what little of that "warmth" there was and May was honestly kinda just... "there", at least for what we saw of her.

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Questionmarktarius
12/13/19 1:18:09 PM
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Golden_Key33 posted...
At first I was like "Aunt May should be old! She's always been old!"
Marisa Tomei is 55. That's not exactly "young".
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/13/19 2:09:29 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Y'know what I'll give you this. Aunt May was Peter's moral center and support in the Raimi films. In the MCU, they were focused around the relationship between Peter and Tony, so Tony was supplying what little of that "warmth" there was and May was honestly kinda just... "there", at least for what we saw of her.

True

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SauI_Goodman
12/13/19 2:10:19 PM
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2000 is more realistic.
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creativerealms
12/13/19 2:24:42 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
2000 is more realistic.
As a 16 year old wouldn't have a fifty five year old aunt?

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SailorGoon
12/13/19 2:34:01 PM
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What the fuck is with these "it's not realistic arguments" lol. You don't need to be the same age as your siblings. You don't need to have kids right away. There is no correct age for aunts or uncles. People have children at different paces and their children have kids at different paces too. Having an aunt or uncle in their 70s isn't that unheard of.

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SauI_Goodman
12/13/19 2:42:41 PM
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creativerealms posted...
As a 16 year old wouldn't have a fifty five year old aunt?
I'm going off the comics.

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BB mofo
12/13/19 3:21:12 PM
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In the comics, Ben was 20 years older than Peter's father, but May was 10 years older than Ben. When Ben met May, he was 21 and she was 30.

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/13/19 6:02:26 PM
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So May was a cougar?

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creativerealms
12/13/19 6:50:12 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I'm going off the comics.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/BQjdGm.jpg
Yeah and comic Aunt may always seemed too old. Like she would make more sense as a grandma then an aunt.

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Abiz_
12/13/19 6:56:18 PM
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MCU Aunt May could be killed off and nothing would be lost. Peter would just have to find a new home. 2000's Aunt May was Peter's rock. If she died it would of been massive tragedy.
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au_gold
12/13/19 7:10:45 PM
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Id rather eat MCU Mays butt.

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EvenSpoonier
12/13/19 7:15:03 PM
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Into the Spider-Verse Aunt May > all

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Skye Reynolds
12/13/19 9:03:20 PM
#50:


CyricZ posted...
Twilight is about getting power and taking responsibility with that power?

Spider-Man is a love story in most interpretations.

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