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TopicFans: *pissed when remakes aren't the exact same thing with new graphics*
Aristoph
07/14/19 6:53:19 AM
#5
Laserion posted...
Are those the same fans?


Shhhh...you know basic logical thought has no place on this board.
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Topicthis says a lot about are society
Aristoph
07/14/19 6:52:13 AM
#2
No, I'm pretty sure you still need to kill him to get him to stop chasing after everyone.
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TopicArea 51 storming = gamers rise up!
Aristoph
07/12/19 1:23:02 PM
#14
"I'm not responsible if people decide to actually storm area (sic) 51," he said.

Yeah, that's totally gonna fly in court if thousands of people actually show up and attempt to storm the place. Like seriously, everybody knows at least 1 person who's stupid enough to go with dumber ideas than this. There will be people there. And if someone gets hurt, this dude is going to be in some ridiculously serious trouble.
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TopicTurn the page
Aristoph
07/12/19 3:51:31 AM
#5
On a long and lonesome highway east of Omaha
You can listen to the engine moanin' out as one long song
You can think about the woman, or the girl you knew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wanderin' the way they always do
When you're ridin' sixteen hours and there's nothin' much to do
And you don't feel much like ridin', you just wish the trip was through
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TopicCustomer: What can I do to get a case of beer?
Aristoph
07/12/19 3:43:38 AM
#13
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Aristoph posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9

There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA


HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?


I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day."


Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit.


Guaranteed. :-/
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TopicCustomer: What can I do to get a case of beer?
Aristoph
07/12/19 3:36:05 AM
#11
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9

There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA


HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?


I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day."
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TopicCustomer: What can I do to get a case of beer?
Aristoph
07/12/19 3:18:23 AM
#4
LightningAce11 posted...
5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9


We're open 24 hours. Our alocohol sales stop at 1 and restart at 5:30 per our license. 1am is, to my knowledge, the latest any store is allowed in the region (if not the whole state, Ohio). Is it stupid? Yes. But it's still the law and there's some ridiculously hefty punishments for a business breaking it.
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TopicCustomer: What can I do to get a case of beer?
Aristoph
07/12/19 3:09:40 AM
#1
NOTE: Our alcohol sales cut off at 1am and we can start selling it again at 5:30am. This happened just before 2am.

Customer: Heeeeey! How are you tonight?
Me: Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How are you?
Customer: Great! Listen...I know it's late but do you think you could do me a favor?
Me: ....I guess that depends on the favor? What do you need?
Customer: My friends sent me up here. I told them it was too late, but they kept insisting so...what do I have to do to walk out of here with a case of Budweiser?
Me: *checks clock* ...wait about 4 hours.
Customer: Yeah, that's what I figured. I told them you'd say no, but they made me come up because I'm the one with the biggest tits...
Me: *confused expression*
Customer: Would anything happen if they were to "accidentally" (yes, she actually made air quotes) pop out?
Me: Well I suppose you would wait 4 hours topless.
Customer: ...I'll just have a pack of Marlboros, please.
Me: Sure thing.

This is a first. I kind of wonder if she would have actually done it? Meh, a pair of tits isn't worth the store going out of business after losing our liquor license. They did look nice, though they probably would have had better luck if they'd sent someone else as I'm not a huge fan of big tits. I prefer more petite athletic girls.

Anybody else actually have this kind of thing happen to them? I thought it was just a thing in movies, but apparently there are actually women out there that do it. Who knew?
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TopicWhich pet would be a dealbreaker when dating a girl?
Aristoph
07/11/19 6:47:10 AM
#72
Ankle-biter dogs.

That's about it, really. Most animals I'm fine with as long as they aren't jumping on me or trying to lick me constantly. But those fucking ankle-biters...I just want to go full Anchorman Baxter bridge scene every time one of them yaps in my general vicinity.
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TopicAre you an alternate account?
Aristoph
07/05/19 2:34:55 AM
#2
No. I don't have any alts.
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TopicSo for once a customer story where the person is NOT an idiot! Sorta.
Aristoph
07/05/19 12:29:33 AM
#1
I mean, she probably shouldn't have put herself into the situation in the first place, but it's understandable and hindsight is 20/20.

Basically, I just had a woman (early 20's) come walking in crying hysterically and rambling almost incoherently. After a solid minute of getting her to calm down, telling her to take a few deep breaths, and just generally letting her know that she's safe I finally managed to figure out that her boyfriend's drunk step-father had just pulled a gun and shot at her and her boyfriend at a 4th of July party. She didn't see him shoot, as she had her back turned and immediately started running away when she heard the shots, but she did look back and see him standing on the porch with the gun in his hand. So I don't know if he actually shot at them or if he was like firing into the air to scare them. Either way it's fucked up.

The boyfriend came in a couple minutes later and helped to calm her down a bit more while calling his mom and her parents to let everyone know what was going on. I guess the boyfriend's mom had been there earlier but had left to go to work before any problems started. Sounded like the step-dad is kind of a sketchy fucker to begin with and has had some anger issues, but this was the first time he'd ever pulled a weapon. I guess the whole thing started because the step-dad's dog peed on the girl's bag or something like that. Which obviously upset the girl, so she scolded the dog. Apparently that set off the step-dad who began screaming and yelling at this girl and her boyfriend. They didn't want to deal with him, so they decided to leave. The girl said that she just wanted to get out, so she just grabbed her bag and walked out. Her boyfriend was still inside gathering a few other things in the house, then she heard the door fly open and her boyfriend came running out a few moments before the step-dad came out and fired the gun.

They hung out here for about 20 minutes and someone just came to pick them up. They refused to call the police. :-( The boyfriend kept saying he wanted to go back and straighten things out, the he "can handle this," but his girlfriend and I managed to talk him out of that. I hope they're alright. And I hope the fuckhead gets arrested. Unfortunately I don't have any information to call the cops myself. Couldn't even tell you what street they were on, let alone anybody's names. :-/

EDIT: I made the first statement not because I'm blaming the girl in any way. It's just that she's known he's a violent guy and probably should have known being around him (especially after his wife left) when he's drinking wasn't a great idea. But again, he's family and it's understandable. I just hope they learn from it and just stay away from the guy in the future.
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TopicRemember when you were excited for Fallout 76 to launch?
Aristoph
07/04/19 3:14:39 PM
#12
I was for about 0.2 seconds. It went something like this:

News: New Fallout game!
Me: AWES....
News: It's online multiplayer only and has no campaign!
Me: ..........well, shit.
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TopicVirgin N64 vs Chad Playstation.
Aristoph
07/04/19 3:09:36 PM
#7
The best of N64 was better than the best of PlayStation. But there were far more really good but not-quite-iconic games on PlayStation than there were on N64.

Overall I'd give it to PlayStation, but that's mostly because I had so much time to game when they were out that the N64 never would have been enough on its own for me.
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Topic"Shut that shit up" is better than "Shut the fuck up"
Aristoph
07/04/19 2:59:20 PM
#11
I feel like they have completely different use cases, tbh.

"Shut the fuck up" is a more general phrase. "Shut that shit up" is better when it's a very specific thing you want someone to stop saying. Like if a friend drops an N-bomb, or someone's throwing around some really hateful sexist shit. It's like not only should you stop because you're pissing me off, but also because that is just a fucked up way to think.
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TopicAre you more likely to thumbs up or thumbs down a video on YouTube?
Aristoph
07/04/19 2:48:30 PM
#11
If I watch a video all the way through, I give it a thumbs up.
If I stop half-way through, I'll still give it a thumbs up if it's a well-made video that just turns out to not be as interesting as I thought it would be. Otherwise I just leave it alone.

I really only give a thumbs down when a video is just objectively wrong on something or the creator clearly put less than zero effort into making it.
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TopicRep. Amash Leaves The GOP
Aristoph
07/04/19 2:37:05 PM
#2
RIP his political career
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TopicWould you wear these shoes?
Aristoph
07/04/19 2:32:21 PM
#8
I like the black and white ones better. But yeah, they look comfortable.
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TopicWhich is the better design, Super Famicom/European SNES or American SNES
Aristoph
07/04/19 1:59:16 PM
#5
Never been a fan of how everything is so round on the Super Famicom. The angular look of the American SNES has always been cooler to me. I just wish they had kept the vibrant red/yellow/green/blue from the Famicom controllers and used it everywhere instead of the drab grey/pastel purple scheme.
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TopicI'm back from my warning
Aristoph
07/04/19 6:51:52 AM
#3
And nothing of value was.......gained?
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TopicJust watched Spiderman: Far From Home and question!? *MAJOR F'ING SPOILERS*
Aristoph
07/04/19 6:50:47 AM
#16
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Aristoph posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Aristoph posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Nick Fury wasn't Nick Fury, so how would he know the coded message from Happy?


They made a joke about how obvious it was.


How obvious the clue was or Mysterio being bad?


The clue. Skrull-Fury said something like "Appearances can be deceiving? I'm surprised you didn't wink" and Happy shrugged and replied "It worked, didn't it?"


I understand that, but what I'm saying is, how did they understand it when they weren't Nick Fury. They shouldn't have known what it meant assuming they have only been Fury since after Endgame.


I mean...you understood it, didn't you? You're not Nick Fury. It's not that complicated...
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TopicJust watched Spiderman: Far From Home and question!? *MAJOR F'ING SPOILERS*
Aristoph
07/04/19 1:35:23 AM
#13
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Aristoph posted...
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Nick Fury wasn't Nick Fury, so how would he know the coded message from Happy?


They made a joke about how obvious it was.


How obvious the clue was or Mysterio being bad?


The clue. Skrull-Fury said something like "Appearances can be deceiving? I'm surprised you didn't wink" and Happy shrugged and replied "It worked, didn't it?"
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TopicJust watched Spiderman: Far From Home and question!? *MAJOR F'ING SPOILERS*
Aristoph
07/03/19 2:04:46 PM
#3
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Nick Fury wasn't Nick Fury, so how would he know the coded message from Happy?


They made a joke about how obvious it was.
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TopicAugh the MODS on this site!
Aristoph
07/03/19 4:00:50 AM
#13
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
A_A_Battery posted...
I just got modded for this vague thing and am not gonna post any screenshots as evidence because whenever anyone does that you people see how the mods could have had a point!

Or maybe it's because they'll get modded again for posting a moderation...


"But it's not against the ToS!!1!one!"
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TopicI think a customer I met today was a Little.
Aristoph
07/03/19 2:58:56 AM
#3
It's almost impressive how creepy CE can get at times.
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TopicWhy do parents push their kids to go to school dances?
Aristoph
07/03/19 2:17:37 AM
#3
My friends and I didn't go to any school dances, including Prom. We all just got together at one of our houses and had our own party instead. 10x better than anything school sponsored could have ever hoped to be, tbh.
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TopicCircle K gas station hot dogs are pretty good
Aristoph
07/03/19 1:13:21 AM
#5
Gas station food is generally better than most people realize, tbh.

Ours is actually really good, mostly. We've got some breakfast sandwich things that we just throw in the microwave and they're just kinda "meh." But our pizzas (that we have an actual pizza oven for) and the stuff on the roller grill like hotdogs are actually pretty decent quality. I pretty regularly will throw an extra couple hot dogs on the grill in the mornings for myself. And weekends I've been known to make myself a nice sausage & pepperoni pizza at like 2 am when I get hungry. I usually give any leftovers away to some of my favorite regulars.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:54:09 AM
#19
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Manocheese posted...
Aristoph posted...
Me: Oh, miss, your card doesn't have a chip. Just go ahead and swipe it.
Customer: *swipes, fails again*
Me: It does need to be able to read the strip for us to accept it. Is it damaged?
Customer: Sort of.

Should've tried the plastic bag trick.

Receipt paper works too


I saw her card. There was no saving it. I couldn't figure out how it had worked as long as it had, tbh. Looked like it needed to be replaced 6 months ago.

It also absolutely baffles me how people manage to treat their credit cards so poorly. I've never in my life had a card stop working before its expiration date. :-/
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:46:50 AM
#17
PCBEEEEEEYYYY posted...
Every day I wake up thankful that customer service is behind me.

Rise up, TC. Rise


Meh, I'm pretty happy where I am currently. My last couple of jobs were more what people would consider "decent" jobs, and they were both absolutely miserable environments to be in. The last one was "Inventory Management" for a plant nursery that sold to commercial businesses like landscapers and garden centers. I was in charge of keeping track of how many plants we currently had, what stage of growth from new plantings up through ready for sale, which greenhouses or grow areas they were located in, how much loss we were experiencing from various things like diseases and insects, as well as projecting the schedule for plantings so that they would be grown and ready for sale when the expected demand came in. It was ridiculously stressful to begin with, as the entire business pretty much didn't run unless I told them what to do and when. Plus the owner was about the most arrogant and disrespectful boss I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. I've got some serious horror stories from that place.

Apparently, within a month and a half of my quitting, he lost more than half of his staff including the maintenance guy who'd been with him for over 15 years and the maintenance guy's brother who'd been in charge of pretty much everything that wasn't inventory or repair related for over 10 years. I randomly ran into one of the supervisors that was in charge of caring for the new plantings a couple months ago. She said they were down to less than half of the volume they were at when I was there, and the owner has been having health issues ever since because of the stress of trying to keep the place afloat.

I told him on more than one occasion that he didn't realize how much I did for his company, that I wasn't just "wasting time fucking around on the computer all day" like he claimed, and that if it wasn't for me working my ass off to keep everybody on the same page and on track to hit our windows for new plantings the place would fall apart real quick. He didn't believe me then. I bet he does now.

But here, there's just no stress whatsoever. The job is easy. The customers are mostly really cool people. And even the occasional idiot I make topics about is little more than a minor nuisance and generally leads to entertainment sharing the stories on CE and hearing about others who've dealt with similar stuff. It pays well enough to cover my bills and expenses, I get to spend half my shift being paid to watch Netflix or play video games, and I don't ever have to take anything home with me to deal with outside work hours. The social life is rough at times, being awake at night and sleeping during the day, but I think I manage that well enough for now.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:19:46 AM
#13
slimjimfizzle posted...
Aristoph posted...
yunalenne10 posted...
Which gas station brand do you work for?


It's a True North station with Shell gasoline.

Do you got any of those Tide pods man


LMAO, no we don't. But yes, I did get that question several times when it was still a thing. Serious fucking idiots around here, tbh.
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Topicdoes this girl working at chik fil a want the chik fil d?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:18:57 AM
#2
No, but she might get fired if the management finds out she's giving customers free food.

Maybe you could blackmail her into sleeping with you? Probably the only thing that would have a chance of working.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:15:48 AM
#11
Oh, I didn't have space in the last story's post to fit it in, but the woman also tried to demand that I turn the pump on for her without running another transaction. She claimed she'd "already paid for it" so I was stealing from her by not letting her pump it. She didn't seem to grasp the concept that the card wasn't charged for the gas she didn't pump.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:11:20 AM
#10
yunalenne10 posted...
Which gas station brand do you work for?


It's a True North station with Shell gasoline.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/03/19 12:04:10 AM
#8
Ugh...just had another one. For the record, our credit card system is really fucking stupid. If your card has a chip, it must be able to read the chip in order to be accepted. If it can't read the chip, we cannot accept it. However, after the chip read fails 3 times it will tell customers to swipe. At which point it will tell them that swiping is not allowed. It gets even better, in that if your card doesn't have a chip and it fails to read the magnetic strip, it will tell you to enter it manually. Which, once again, it will then tell you is not allowed.

Yes, it's fucking stupid. Yes, it annoys me as much as it annoys customers. No, there's nothing I can do about it. So here's the latest idiot customer. This one's a bit of a long one:

Customer: Can I pay for gas inside? The pump keeps giving me an error when I try to use my card out there.
Me: Sure, no problem. It's raining, and the water tends to wreak havoc on the sensors out there. How much did you want to put on the pump?
Customer: Just $10.
Me: *punches it in, tells customer to use the card reader*
Customer: *tries to use chip reader, it fails*
Me: Oh, miss, your card doesn't have a chip. Just go ahead and swipe it.
Customer: *swipes, fails again*
Me: It does need to be able to read the strip for us to accept it. Is it damaged?
Customer: Sort of. Can't you put it in manually?
Me: Unfortunately, we don't have any manual entry option. It needs to be able to either read the chip if it's got one or the magnetic strip if it doesn't. We can't accept it if that fails.
Customer: *swipes again, fails again*
Me: It looks like it's too damaged. If you have another card I can reset it, or if you have cash...
Customer: Oh, there we go. It's asking for my card number now.
Me: Yes, I know, but it's not going to allow you to do it that way. It's very annoying but there's nothing we can do about it.
Customer: Well it's asking me to do it, so obviously I can. *starts putting in card info manually*
Me: *internally rolling my eyes, but keeping my mouth shut*
Credit machine: "Manual entry not allowed."
Customer: You put it in for me.
Me: As I said, miss, we don't have any manual entry option. We physically cannot do it.
Customer: Let me do this again. *swipes card 3 more times, fails all 3, proceeds to try manually entering the card info again, is told it's not allowed again*
Me: Miss, I'm sorry. I know it's a stupid setup. But we simply don't have the ability to enter a card manually. If it can't read the chip or the magnetic strip, we cannot accept the card. There's just nothing else we can do.
Customer: This is fucking stupid.
Me: I agree. It's a terrible setup and it's very frustrating. But there's just nothing we can do about it. Would you like to use different card or pay with cash?
Customer: I want to use this card.
Me: Well I'm sorry, but we can't do that. So your options are either try a different card, pay with cash, or try another gas station. I believe the one down the road near the highway is open until midnight. If you hurry you should make it in time.
Customer: No, fine, I'll use another card. *pays with different card, works fine*
Me: Sorry about the hassle. Have a nice night.

She then proceeds to walk out to her car, pick up the nozzle, and promptly hang it back up cancelling the transaction. Then she picks it up and tries 3 times to get it to start pumping, getting visibly more pissed off, before coming back inside and complaining that the pump doesn't work. I explain that hanging up the nozzle ends the transaction, and since she used a card it was automatically credited back to her account. We'd have to run another transaction for the gas. She storms out yelling, and I quote: "This is fucking bullshit. You stole my money! Fuck you and fuck your station! I'll sue your ass!"

-_-
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TopicEveryone should try sleeping naked tonight
Aristoph
07/02/19 11:24:14 PM
#15
I always sleep naked. I have a very hard time falling asleep if I'm wearing clothes.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/02/19 11:18:51 PM
#7
Cornmuffins posted...
If I had an ID but for whatever reason it was expired would you really deny me? Curious as to how you'd handle it. What if I was nice?


For cigarettes, I'd probably let it slide as long as it was obviously your real ID. Alcohol is another story, though. We only have to check the ID manually for tobacco, but for alcohol purchases we have to actually swipe or scan it through the register, so if it's expired I can't accept it.
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TopicRussian White Woman REFUSES a Black Girl to Sit Next To Her..and it's APPROVED!!
Aristoph
07/02/19 10:41:29 PM
#9
If I was there, I would have offered to switch seats with the woman. And then I would have proceeded to spend the entire flight insulting the bitch at every opportunity, referring to her only as "racist c***" the whole time.
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TopicCustomer: Can I have a pack of Juul pods?
Aristoph
07/02/19 10:36:15 PM
#1
Me: Sure thing.
Customer: *silent*
Me: Umm....? Should I just pick a random one?
Customer: What?
Me: Well, you have to tell me which ones you want.
Customer: The ones for Juul.
Me: Yes. Which ones for Juul?
Customer: I don't understand?
Me: We have 4 different flavors, each with 2 different nicotine levels, and each comes in 2-packs or 4-packs. You're gonna need to be more specific.
Customer: Oh...umm...I don't know. Mint? I guess?
Me: *decides "fuck it" and grabs the 4-pack 5% Mint that's most popular*
Me: You have your I.D.?
Customer: Not on me.
Me: I'm sorry, I can't help you then.
Customer: Oh come on! I'm 22!
Me: Even if I did believe you, I still can't sell it to you without a valid I.D. I'm sorry. Have a nice night.
Customer: *leaves in a huff*

For some strange reason, I wasn't the least bit surprised they didn't have their I.D. -_-

And that's my stupid customer story for the night. Enjoy!
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Topicstill dont understand how kratos attaches those chains to his arms
Aristoph
07/01/19 5:30:04 AM
#3
How does this thing work that was done by a literal god?

Dafuq?
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TopicAre you for or against the Electoral College?
Aristoph
07/01/19 1:24:56 AM
#14
Prestoff posted...
Aristoph posted...
Houston posted...
And the founding fathers intended it.


The electoral college doesn't function even remotely how the founding fathers had envisioned it to work.


In a way it does because the founding father originally didn't even want the common people to actually vote. They were afraid of the "tyranny of the majority" and wanted only certain people to vote (the electoral college). In my opinion, the EC system is severely outdated. Hell, even Trump is against it.


Actually, it was intended more as a means of "nominating" candidates that congress would then select from to decide the next President. They didn't expect the electoral college itself to determine the Presidency hardly ever (delegate George Mason is quoted as having said that the electoral college deciding the President was "not likely to happen twice in the same century"). They expected there to be multiple people vying for the Presidency, and gaining a clear majority of the EC votes was intended to be rare.

The EC was essentially a middle-ground. They didn't trust the general population to decide the President because frankly most of the population was extremely uneducated, and the fact that there was no real rapid communication across the country meant most of them wouldn't even know all the candidates who were running let alone their actual stances on issues. They also didn't want congress deciding it on their own because they were afraid it would be too easy for corruption and foreign meddling to run rampant.

The compromise was to have the electoral college "nominate" the top candidates from the general election, and then have congress decide among those top picks.

Well with advances in technology, the lack of education and inability to spread news across the country is no longer an issue. And we've already seen how it didn't prevent foreign meddling anymore due to those same technological advances. To be frank, the EC is out-dated, no longer useful, and at times downright harmful to our elections.
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TopicWatching Evangelion for the first time. *First episode spoilers*.
Aristoph
07/01/19 12:59:00 AM
#13
Irony posted...
Evangelion has a lot of fucking awful writing


Oh god so much this.

Anno makes fantastic visuals and the animation is phenomenal. The writing is a fucking hack job, though.
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TopicAre you for or against the Electoral College?
Aristoph
07/01/19 12:56:30 AM
#9
Houston posted...
And the founding fathers intended it.


The electoral college doesn't function even remotely how the founding fathers had envisioned it to work.
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TopicCustomer: *staring at 5 different pots of coffee, holding coffee cup*
Aristoph
06/30/19 11:50:31 PM
#1
Customer: Do you guys have any coffee made?

nlLUpZ7
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Topicneed help finding a movie...
Aristoph
06/30/19 6:23:19 AM
#36
MabusIncarnate posted...

Post 15 ffs keep up


That's not the movie you think it is ffs pay attention.
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TopicAmerican users here, any plans for July 4th?
Aristoph
06/30/19 5:35:30 AM
#7
SquirrelyDan posted...
Instead all of our neighbors will be drunkenly setting off fireworks till 4 or 5 a.m.


Well, we get that too. Thankfully I work nights so it won't affect my sleeping.
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Topicwhats the secret to making pizza better at home?
Aristoph
06/30/19 5:18:42 AM
#9
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Aristoph posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
it exploded hot egg whites and yolk all over my f***in face hands and genitals.


I...um...wut?


HAHA you use the censor? And yeah.


I've just never bothered to dig into the settings to change it. And why are your genitals exposed when you're cooking? That's unsanitary, risky, and downright gross.
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TopicI want to fuck her
Aristoph
06/30/19 5:16:35 AM
#10
King Rial posted...
de5dEce


Stop enabling him. >:-|
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Topicprotip: switch back to firefox.
Aristoph
06/30/19 5:14:06 AM
#17
I'll just sit quietly in the corner and continue laughing at everyone who left FF in the first place. It's always been the best browser.
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Topicwhats the secret to making pizza better at home?
Aristoph
06/30/19 4:41:53 AM
#5
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
it exploded hot egg whites and yolk all over my f***in face hands and genitals.


I...um...wut?
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TopicAmerican users here, any plans for July 4th?
Aristoph
06/30/19 4:37:02 AM
#3
Probably gonna cook some ribs. There's a local township parade that goes right by our house, so we usually have friends and family over for the parade and a small cookout afterwards.
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