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TopicAmazon worker dies of heart attack, lays on floor for 20 minutes before noticed
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 8:56:58 PM
#30
Paper_Okami posted...
The Admiral posted...
How is it Amazon's fault if no one saw him for 20 minutes? It doesn't say he was being ignored. As soon as someone saw him, they called for help.


the article literally says he got a talking to within 2 minutes of putting a product in the wrong bin

and yet it took them 20 minutes to notice him not moving

Shut the fuck up


Those two incidents were on completely separate days. He was noticed because he misplaced an item, because thats what the system is designed to do. Its not designed to track their every movement. They track the items.
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TopicDo you think Donald Trump will win the election next year?
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 7:53:17 PM
#3
Hopefully.
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TopicNo_U_L7 is warned
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 7:35:31 PM
#37
ScofieldReturns posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
ScofieldReturns posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
There's nothing creepy about it. CE doesn't appreciate his services. Some people pay good money to get dating advice that we get here for free.


All true. I've been offered to be paid for coaching services, but my engineering job pays considerably more I dont want to spend my free time dealing with people I generally cant stand


I can vouch for this. I was one of the people who offered to pay. Now, I'm no rookie, I just like to be around people of a similar skill set. Even Michael Jordan had mentors.


lol idk if your offer was serious btw

but yeah either way i wouldn't do it

i just started a new gov job and my friend bought a $2k camera and wants to record infield footage of me...i have to pass as i can't even remotely risk that footage leaking now


I was gonna pay 10k for some coaching.
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TopicDoom Art sexually assaulted me on this very board
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 7:22:52 PM
#3
Didnt you make this topic two weeks ago?
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TopicNo_U_L7 is warned
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 7:21:50 PM
#26
ScofieldReturns posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
There's nothing creepy about it. CE doesn't appreciate his services. Some people pay good money to get dating advice that we get here for free.


All true. I've been offered to be paid for coaching services, but my engineering job pays considerably more I dont want to spend my free time dealing with people I generally cant stand


I can vouch for this. I was one of the people who offered to pay. Now, I'm no rookie, I just like to be around people of a similar skill set. Even Michael Jordan had mentors.
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TopicGoing grocery shopping soon. What are some essentials you'd recommend?
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 7:15:12 PM
#22
Kitt posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Imagine asking a group of strangers what you should get at a grocery store.
Excuse me for forgetting you guys don't like socializing with others. I was just curious what kind of things my CE peers would recommend on their journey to the market. Pls don't hate me.


I'm joking bud. Get some Takis. fresh fish, some berries(whatever's on sale), ground turkey, eggs, milk, greek yogurt, green vegetables. If you're into pudding, get some of that too.
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TopicGoing grocery shopping soon. What are some essentials you'd recommend?
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 7:06:21 PM
#16
Imagine asking a group of strangers what you should get at a grocery store.
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TopicNo_U_L7 is warned
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 6:32:00 PM
#10
The Trent posted...
he blocked me because he couldn't deal with my mockery
oh sorry
i mean "because i added nothing to his topics"


kind of like this one
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TopicJolly Ranchers are a god tier fruit flavored candy.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 6:14:07 PM
#21
We have not even mentioned Sour Patch Kids, which beats them all, except maybe Swedish Fish.
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TopicJolly Ranchers are a god tier fruit flavored candy.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 5:37:51 PM
#13
Strider102 posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Strider102 posted...
Starburst are god tier.


Maybe if you ddnt have to unwrap each one everytime


They wrap em because they're so delicious and addicting before you know it you've eaten a whole bag of them. Although I agree it would be nice to just grab a handful and pop em in your mouth.


This is why they made skittles. The superior starburst.
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TopicJolly Ranchers are a god tier fruit flavored candy.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 5:33:45 PM
#11
Strider102 posted...
Starburst are god tier.


Maybe if you ddnt have to unwrap each one everytime
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TopicJolly Ranchers are a god tier fruit flavored candy.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 4:33:31 PM
#4
TC, you spelled Skittles wrong.
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 2:57:40 PM
#40
Bad_Mojo posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
So you dont use soap to wash your clothes?


That's NOT GROCERIES!


Stop yelling
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 2:50:40 PM
#32
Bad_Mojo posted...
Schwarz posted...
Are these hypotheticals taking place in a country I'm not familiar with where it wouldn't be making a public spectacle to try to do your laundry in a water fountain?


Water is "free" in your place. Yes, we do pay for it [unless you're at an apartment and that is paid by them], but the place you live has water coming out of the faucet


So you dont use soap to wash your clothes?
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 2:47:27 PM
#26
Elmer_Glue posted...
The fuck you supposed to do with the cereal?


You pour it into the bowl, add tap water and use the wonder bread to soak up the remaining liquids after you're done.
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 2:23:44 PM
#16
BilalPowell posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
BilalPowell posted...
Drinks and snacks are luxuries. Water is free.


Is doing laundry a luxury too? What about using soap? Or shampoo? Or toothpaste?

Laundry yes. Water is free to wash, sun is free to dry. Soap is free in public restrooms.Shampoo and toothpaste are just specialized soaps.


lol
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Topic$20 a week in groceries for a single person is doable.
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 2:20:06 PM
#11
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
$6 large mixed bags of veggies
$5 large bag of cereal
$2 for dozen eggs
$8 for 2 packs of wonder bread
$7 foster farms chicken thighs

And this is in downtown San Francisco.


Yea but what am I suppose to eat the next day?
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLIII: A Group In The Soup
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 1:14:52 PM
#154
Didnt know the guy, but cant say I'll miss him.
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TopicAsk me anything about soccer in the US
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 11:49:02 AM
#6
How many soccer players are there currently?
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLIII: A Group In The Soup
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 11:47:17 AM
#130
amzpeng posted...
no one has been wrongfully suspended


Haha that is a funny one
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLIII: A Group In The Soup
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 11:41:49 AM
#125
I was wrongfully suspended again, what else is new
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TopicWhy does gender reassignment surgery only offer 2 genders
karlpilkington4
10/20/19 11:39:28 AM
#36
konokonohamaru posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Shut up


Good argument


Haha
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Topic'Hundreds' of young trans people seeking help to return to their original sex
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 1:00:44 PM
#123
shockthemonkey posted...
Kaliesto posted...
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Just stop.

Its so strange how you claim you want to discuss this but are absolutely incapable of discussing this like an adult.


This is rich coming from you. Ironic and rich
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TopicTrump now polling at over 50%!
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 12:51:37 PM
#30
Letron_James posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Under what evidence? We'll wait.


Idk pick one of the dozens of crimes he's committed while in office and go with it


Ok, pick one. Make sure there's actual evidence though
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Topic'Hundreds' of young trans people seeking help to return to their original sex
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 12:50:57 PM
#119
Kaliesto posted...
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



I won't talk about this any further, I'm not getting moderated again please understand.


Yea, best not to engage with him. It's not worth it
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TopicTrump now polling at over 50%!
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 12:47:46 PM
#27
Machete posted...
I think it's time to charge trump with treason


Under what evidence? We'll wait.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLII: Zackattack is eternal
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 12:44:42 PM
#326
Machete posted...
That was an extremely weak and contentless post even by karl's standards. He should be added to the block list for these topics tbh. He isn't capable of contributing to these and will just troll or make nothing-posts like that one.


Same could be said about your posts. No one did, but it could still be said. See how it works? Just because you have 6 other people who hate me jumping on the bandwagon doesn't mean anything. I thrive on the ignorance.
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TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLII: Zackattack is eternal
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 11:50:48 AM
#312
Machete posted...
andel posted...
Machete posted...
There's a topic about trans people wanting to detransition. A number of modded posts already. There may be a tsunami of names flooding in today...


true and there is an ongoing house inquiry on impeachment and trump just lost a court case involving his taxes so expect more cultists melting down as usual


Oh nice. Work is slow today so I will have plenty of time to read oodles of trump-related articles ^_^


One of those articles being, how is still isnt impeached. ^_^
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TopicGiuliani is such a clown. I can't wait until this joker gets thrown behind bars
karlpilkington4
10/11/19 7:27:09 AM
#2
And what did he do that was illegal, exactly?
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Topic'Hundreds' of young trans people seeking help to return to their original sex
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 9:54:56 PM
#41
Ryuko_Chan posted...
MasterGakke posted...
That's you. This is other people. Again, why do you care so much about other people? People who aren't loathsome asshole losers don't care if you want to do something different with your life.
Because i transitioned and regret it
i am one of those people the article is talking about dude



What made you regret it?
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TopicKylie Jenner deletes vid of new $3M car after fans point out people are starving
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 8:35:19 PM
#154
1337toothbrush posted...
I always laugh at the lapdogs of the rich rushing to defend them with cries of "you're just jealous!!"

The proper word is envious, by the way.


jealous
adjective
feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages.


Looks like jealous is the exact right word.
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TopicCountdown to El Camino (Breaking Bad Movie)
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 8:29:52 PM
#8
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I haven't watched that show in so long I feel like i'm going to be slightly lost but i'll give it a go.


There is a cool 3 minute recap someone did in cartoon form. The art is pretty close to the real thing. It's a bit graphic (barely), or I'd just link the Youtube video. Just search 3 minute recap breaking bad.
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TopicWhy do gamers hate the toxic capitalist tactics of EA with lootboxes etc but...
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 8:11:27 PM
#23
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
There isn't enough aspirin for topics like these.


Just switch to Rum, it gets the job done.
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TopicKylie Jenner deletes vid of new $3M car after fans point out people are starving
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 8:08:01 PM
#151
Shablagoo posted...
Qh6wpj7


Did you make that yourself, or did you just google "witty comebacks 101"?
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TopicCountdown to El Camino (Breaking Bad Movie)
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 8:06:22 PM
#6
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Wait this is gonna be on Netflix? I figured Theaters.


Yea, its coming to certain theaters tomorrow too. Obviously it will be up on Netflix earlier.
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TopicCountdown to El Camino (Breaking Bad Movie)
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 7:56:50 PM
#2
Trailer -


Vince Gilligan interview-

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TopicCountdown to El Camino (Breaking Bad Movie)
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 7:46:26 PM
#1


Any predictions? How many times do you think Jesse will call someone a bitch?
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TopicKylie Jenner deletes vid of new $3M car after fans point out people are starving
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 7:37:30 PM
#149
Shablagoo posted...
Austin_Era_II posted...
Shablagoo posted...
Jesus Christ wtf are you talking about? I was not making a fucking religious argument you disingenuous gentleman. You didnt address my actual point at all because you know Im right.


Who gives a fuck what someone gives or not. They earned that money. If someone never donates then whatever. If you don't like it too bad it's not gonna change unless we become a communist state. If I make a million this year and donate only 5000 and people bitch they need to Stfu. Be grateful I gave something.

It's like when poor people go to a food shelter and are like oh that's all we get or whine about what they were given.


We can resume this discussion once you graduate middle school, mmk?


Its good to know I'm not the only one you use logical fallacies on.
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 4:11:22 PM
#52
amzpeng posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Machete posted...
You're self-aware enough to know your reputation karl. Lying about it won't change anything.


What any of this has to do with sovereign citizens, I don't think we'll ever know

he means no one really takes what you have to say seriously on account of your posting history


I either posts facts or ask questions. People's feelings about me are irrelevant at that point, and the only people who don't like my postings are people who don't like my stances on certain subjects. It certainly int everyone like you've incorrectly tried to interject with.
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 2:22:06 PM
#48
Questionmarktarius posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Caelthus posted...
Sovereign Citizens are extraordinarily stupid, but I can't imagine why they would be called terrorists.

If you see a news article about some dumbass disassembling smoke alarms, there's usually a 25-50% chance that it's a sovereign citizen. The rest are usually dumb kids who will be, if they don't die of radiation burns.


Why do they disable smoke alarms?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americium-241


They're trying to make a dirty bomb?
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TopicHow do strip clubs work in the US?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 2:14:12 PM
#2
They are all pretty much the same worldwide.
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 2:11:56 PM
#46
Questionmarktarius posted...
Caelthus posted...
Sovereign Citizens are extraordinarily stupid, but I can't imagine why they would be called terrorists.

If you see a news article about some dumbass disassembling smoke alarms, there's usually a 25-50% chance that it's a sovereign citizen. The rest are usually dumb kids who will be, if they don't die of radiation burns.


Why do they disable smoke alarms?
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 2:05:57 PM
#41
Machete posted...
You're self-aware enough to know your reputation karl. Lying about it won't change anything.


What any of this has to do with sovereign citizens, I don't think we'll ever know
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 1:40:07 PM
#35
Machete posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Machete posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
Machete posted...
If they support trump, absolutely. If they are anti-trump, nah.

I would think sovereign citizens have no interest in the country?s leadership whatsoever.


Did you expect him to know what sovereign citizen actually means?


I would have answered the same way if I didn't know what it meant.


The simple fact that you answered this way, means that you don't know what sovereign citizen means.


If you say I don't know what it means, anyone of value here knows that I know what it means.


Word salad and backwards logic. Nice
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 1:32:45 PM
#32
Machete posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
Machete posted...
If they support trump, absolutely. If they are anti-trump, nah.

I would think sovereign citizens have no interest in the country?s leadership whatsoever.


Did you expect him to know what sovereign citizen actually means?


I would have answered the same way if I didn't know what it meant.


The simple fact that you answered this way, means that you don't know what sovereign citizen means.
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 1:31:17 PM
#30
Annihilated posted...
Machete posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Solid Sonic posted...
Machete posted...
If they support trump, absolutely. If they are anti-trump, nah.

I would think sovereign citizens have no interest in the country?s leadership whatsoever.


Did you expect him to know what sovereign citizen actually means?


I would have answered the same way if I didn't know what it meant.


That's because the extent of your thought complexity does not reach beyond "OOG! OOG! ORANGE MAN BAD!"


Exactly
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TopicBlizzard disables the ability to delete Battle.net accounts.
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 1:16:43 PM
#111
Oatcakes posted...
Where are all the usual "wait for all the facts" people at?


lol @ this comment.

Server issue, not a GDPR issue, lies, etc.
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TopicDo you agree with the FBI's classification of sovereign citizens as terrorists?
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 12:37:44 PM
#6
Solid Sonic posted...
Machete posted...
If they support trump, absolutely. If they are anti-trump, nah.

I would think sovereign citizens have no interest in the countrys leadership whatsoever.


Did you expect him to know what sovereign citizen actually means?
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TopicTrump impeachment is probably more important than ever now.
karlpilkington4
10/10/19 12:26:25 PM
#17
hockeybub89 posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
karlpilkington4 posted...
Trump wont be impeached, so it doesnt really matter

He'll definitely be impeached. Will he be removed? Who knows?


Account bet?

No


Exactly, what I thought
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