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darcandkharg31 posted...

To chew bubblegum and kick ass

And we're all out of bubblegum.

We're also out of kick ass.

Guess we're kicking snatch today bois
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I don't think I can have sex or rob a bank in 60 seconds so I guess being able to smith dope ass blades in 2 seconds would be tight, make a killing in the fantasy market.
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I got bored of it in season 2, bunch of bitching, arguing and doing stupid shit. Haven't bothered to watch it since.
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To chew bubblegum and kick ass
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weird, now that i think about it, I never have, iz all been indians
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I ate eggs, natures greatest invention, ur wrong
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0, they're not real
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I do it cause they're just doing their job, not like they're actually trying to bust people or being malicious. Like yesterday I was walking out and they just asked and quickly marked the receipt without even really looking at it.
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The Rookie, there was a marathon on around summer time, caught it, liked it.
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leetcheet?
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and vagen
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buy me a copy too.
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I'm racist
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Mad_Max posted...

Jerry Stiller - delivered heating oil to his house on Nantucket, have also seen him driving around the island when I lived there. He's very nice.

Cool, never dawned on me he's Ben Stillers dad since they look so different but if you look up pictures of a young Jerry he does look a lot like his son.
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My penis is in the shop.
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Not if they're sex slaves because those slaves are strictly for sex. Now if they were worker slaves then yeah because why do you need to steal?
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Jen0125 posted...

Good idea. I'm gonna take a shit right in the courtyard

https://imgur.com/wsrmxIr
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You have to show him how it's done, it's the only way he'll learn Jen.
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Metalsonic66 posted...

Oh and recently I was able to meet and get a photo with Colin Mochrie

Nice, loved Whose Line as a kid.
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Not really, a celebrity in the mma world I guess, Big John McCarthy, basically got an autograph, asked him what he it would take be a good referee, he says learn all martial arts first
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cut off his wiener and sew up hiss butthole.
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I've been watching Forged in Fire lately, cool show, some of these blades are pretty nice, but the amount of chipping and rolling of the blades makes me wonder how much weapons broke back in the day.

Also watch some vet shows like The Incredible Dr. Pol or Dr. K's Exotic Animal ER, Dr. T is a cutie.

One show I don't get is Lip Sync Battle, watching celebrities pretend to sing and dance around lmao.
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show him Spartacus instead, lot more dongs
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Lokarin posted...

I'm just waiting until it's not -20 with a -40 windchill out

and you call yourself Canadian, psssh.
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walk you lazy son of a pop tart, waaalllkkk!
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Superlinkbro posted...

Lizard Squad took responsibility for it, but they take responsibility for all of these types of things so idk.

So they're like Isis in that whenever something happens they say it was them to get some street cred?
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Who carves a turkey? Just cut that sucker into pieces and hand it out.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Sad, very sad letting Facebook read all your conversations.

It's the future old man, everything is reading/listening to your conversations.
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I wouldn't say I hate winter, but the length of it, if it was really only 3 months i'd be cool with it, but living up north it's more like 5-6 months, bleh.
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No filter quick scoped.
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Richbiatch
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Bigcockmoneybagz69
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wolfy42 posted...

So, you would kick her out of bed if you woke up next to her?

I'd one handed yeet her because she's so small.
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she's tiny, like almost dwarf size
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hang out at applebees
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CTLM posted...

check my Facebook once or twice a day

pfft, normie
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Don't tell him you were at a bar! But what else is open at night?!

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
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Ogurisama posted...

Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Well duh.
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Zeus posted...

All fat people look alike to you, don't they?

https://i.imgur.com/vMuuRJs.gif
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Zareth posted...

He was a member of the Nazi party...

Honestly never watched it, it's like some guy sneaking out Jewish people I think.
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I mean, even if it's remastered it'd still be a kids show wouldn't it? As a kid I still I thought the human slapstick parts were pretty corny.
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I'm guessing the teenager is an ugly fat kid as well because who the hell would want to be a sub to these fugly ass people?
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I see you're grabbing 1%, is that because you think you're fat, cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you want.
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^ lmao
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Put on another pair of panties
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I had a dog when I was little that I simply called him my own name because I was just that creative. Funny story, my dad had friends over in the kitchen and the door was open so darc came walking in and my dad yells "Darc, get out of here!" as I was walking by, well I thought he was yelling at me instead of the dog so I just said "Well you don't have to be rude." and left.
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nogaems posted...

Would be great if that was the worst of it:

https://i.imgur.com/eopIjCg.png
https://i.imgur.com/sXZNu2Q.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/Jnhn9Rw.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/n3n3uI9.png
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3 and 4
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Barely. I kinda just did a few of my favorites.
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Cacciato posted...

Saving Private Ryan

Zareth posted...

Schindler's List

Y?
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