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TopicHotline Miami Collection out on Nintendo Switch
Drpooplol
08/19/19 10:44:23 AM
#6
Romulox28 posted...
hotline miami is one of the best games ever made imo, everyone should try it

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TopicI'm at a Minnesota United FC soccer game.
Drpooplol
08/18/19 2:09:26 PM
#4
SauI_Goodman posted...
Why are you shouting a Wisconsin thing in Minnesota?

Because I'm a huge Packers fan from Wisconsin
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TopicI'm at a Minnesota United FC soccer game.
Drpooplol
08/17/19 7:50:53 PM
#1
I can't count how many times I've shouted Go Pack Go.

Rip me
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TopicPersonally I find the Doge vs Cate meme kind of lame.
Drpooplol
08/16/19 6:39:26 PM
#9
I agree, it's super lame
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TopicThere's whispers going around that GE is about to go Enron on everyone
Drpooplol
08/15/19 6:45:42 PM
#3
He did, RIP darkman :(
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TopicI was rear ended today
Drpooplol
08/14/19 8:30:01 PM
#15
Krow_Incarnate posted...
3 times in less than a year.

Yeah, I'm gonna go full-on victim-blaming for this one.

First time: Completely stopped at a stop light for at least 10 seconds for an exit off the interstate. Other dude was traveling at at least 20 mph. Not my fault in any way.
Second: traffic was slowing down pretty hard, but I left space in front of me, the driver behind me just didn't leave enough space. This was the only one i was going faster than 10 mph, but i don't know what i could have done and insurance called it 100% the other drivers fault.
This time: traffic was heavy on a local street, we were going less than 10 mph and we're actually speeding up slowly. Nothing i could have done.

I'm just incredibly unlucky, and you can shut the fuck up.
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TopicI was rear ended today
Drpooplol
08/14/19 8:18:16 PM
#7
powerman1426 posted...
I hope you're ok. Did you get a plate? If not, they may be able to find them if they go to fix it without an accident tag

No, but they drove through a couple of red lights, so maybe some cameras will get them?

What human trash would do that.

Fuck them

FUCK
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TopicI was rear ended today
Drpooplol
08/14/19 8:17:11 PM
#6
WaterLink posted...
Do you have uninsured motorist coverage

Yeah but i assume i still need to pay my deductible, and i don't think the damages will be much more than 1500, so it probably won't do much.
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TopicI was rear ended today
Drpooplol
08/14/19 8:08:29 PM
#1
3rd time since last November, God fucking damnit, and this time the other driver fled the scene and I've been waiting for the cops for 50 minutes.

God. FUCKING. Damnit.
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TopicIf you had to describe me, Sunhawk, in 3 words, what would they be?
Drpooplol
08/14/19 8:16:59 AM
#2
piece of trash

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicPeople hate when a show gets the most logical ending.
Drpooplol
08/13/19 7:59:26 PM
#9
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Then it suited the series perfectly.
Leave gamefaqs

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicPeople hate when a show gets the most logical ending.
Drpooplol
08/13/19 7:45:45 PM
#2
People's issue with Seinfeld's finale isn't what happened to the characters, it's that the episode was just boring.

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
Topicokay. i just got an Audio Technica AT 2035 condenser microphone, a Focusrite
Drpooplol
08/13/19 6:46:42 PM
#6
Thats what I have, and has served me well. Good luck!

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
Topicdo you show physical affection to your friends?
Drpooplol
08/12/19 7:04:05 PM
#16
Mostly just hugs when we see each other for the first time in a while
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TopicI was accidentally a chad one time in my college gym class.
Drpooplol
08/12/19 6:20:42 PM
#11
This is the easiest joke topic I've seen in a while, and surprisingly self aware for tc
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TopicMy Girlfriend and I talked about sex stuf today.
Drpooplol
08/09/19 5:43:50 PM
#102
jpenny2 posted...
You wouldn't be breaking up with her because she wouldn't have sex with you. You'd be breaking up with her because it's clear the two of you want very different things out of a relationship, and staying together while you try to reach a compromise that doesn't please either party just isn't working.


I agree with this poster. A lot of people are shitposting here and trying to hurt you. But you need to know what you both want out of a relationship. It's okay for you to keep trying, but at some point if things don't change, you should be fair to her, and especially yourself.

Duncanwii posted...
Ive tried getting her to come yo my therapist with me several times. She wont come she says we dont need it.


Everyone can use therapy, especially two young people who are having difficulties reconciling what each other wants with their own desires. I would recommend pushing this again.

Best of luck.

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicCan someone explain what a tax write off is in laymans term?
Drpooplol
08/08/19 5:12:25 PM
#8
Jiek_Fafn posted...
I'm pretty sure that it's when you have amounts on a 2nd ledger that keep actual records of your money. This is different from your official tax documents.

Like if I own a business and I get money from a different organization that they just need for me to filter through my store but I dont want to explain where that money came from I just keep a record of it somewhere else. Then I balance the books on the official documents by fudging some math. This also applies to any money that I took out of the company funds to pay for personal expenses. I dont really want to go through the hassle of explaining where it went. Everything that I have "written off" of those official books is what the phrase refers to.

Lamo
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TopicDid you have sex today?
Drpooplol
08/07/19 9:34:11 PM
#20
RyuVegas posted...
Definitely.

But then I go on 6 days without sex as I agreed to 5 16-hour days in a row and I can?t bone down when I?m exhausted. So after will be more sessions, just not during my crazy work this week

Jfc what do you do
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TopicWhy aren't you re-watching mr robot?
Drpooplol
08/05/19 5:39:05 PM
#15
what do I watch it on

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSex is just Co-op masterbation.
Drpooplol
08/05/19 12:55:16 PM
#17
Incorrect. Sex is about pleasure and connection.

Fuck off with talking about things you don't know.
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TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/04/19 9:14:28 PM
#40
Opening blogfaqs back up.

My sister looked through my mom's phone and found out we're getting an abortion and apparently is very upset and "going to give it to me big time"

I'm just upset that she thinks it's any of her business. And why can't she support me if our actual parents support me.

Again, /blogfaqs
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TopicCake is not that great
Drpooplol
08/04/19 4:23:06 PM
#11
PleaseClap posted...
I thought you were talking about the band and was about to throw hands

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TopicHumble Monthly. "Slay the Spire" & "Squad". Worth it?
Drpooplol
08/04/19 10:12:40 AM
#7
OctilIery posted...
Slay the spire is one of the best games of the generation so yes.

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TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/03/19 12:32:08 PM
#39
MrPeppers posted...
Ugh I deal with this on a daily basis and the question is why come to the ED for a pregnancy so early rather than establishing care and calling the doc's answering service?
Her cramping was becoming severe, like 9/10, and progressively more frequent. We talked to several people who said that is not normal. As a physician, or otherwise medical professional, you should be more understanding of people being scared. Also I get you don't know the full details of this situation.

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/03/19 12:27:58 PM
#37
We're good. There's been a lot of waffling back and forth. We told her mom, her dad (divorced), and my mother. My mother was extremely supportive of either decision we make, which I was a bit surprised at, because I come from a pretty religious/conservative family. She was excited to be a potential grandmother though. My gf's mom was begrudgingly supportive.

Her dad was a verbally abusive piece of shit who berated/bullied her for 10 minutes about how she was making a mistake by having a kid. It took a huge toll on her and the rest of yesterday was hard.

After a lot of reminders that the decision we (and ultimately she) make needs to be out of love and support and understanding, we were able to agree that all of our waffling back and forth ultimately means we shouldn't have a child now.

However we are planning on buying a house together within the next year, and having a child together within the next 3 years. We both feel good about the decision and are very excited for our future together.

Thanks all for the concern and support.

/blogfaqs

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*LIE* "No"
TopicHow do you all tolerate toxicity online?
Drpooplol
08/03/19 9:16:32 AM
#37
I just... Don't care
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TopicCake or pie?
Drpooplol
08/02/19 7:39:31 PM
#8
Great cake>great pie>ok-to-bad pie>ok-to-bad caje
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TopicEnter the Gungeon is kinda shitty.
Drpooplol
08/02/19 9:08:15 AM
#42
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Kinda pissed. Was cruising through the third level with my new guns... got to the boss door but decided to go back and explore more. Bad idea; came across a room with some crazy ass enemies and died. I had nearly full health. So much for exploring.

This is part of the appeal to the game. Not liking it doesn't make it shitty.
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TopicEnter the Gungeon is kinda shitty.
Drpooplol
08/02/19 9:04:36 AM
#41
Balrog0 posted...
Slay the Spire is seriously one of my favorite games of all time

Agreed
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TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 11:26:25 AM
#30
A_A_Battery posted...
Interesting, I too am in the ER, bros son fell and suffered a head injury, hopefully nothing terribly serious though. Hes doing an MRI even as we speak.
@A_A_Battery
Hope he's well

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 11:16:09 AM
#28
kingdrake2 posted...
too late, he made my mental state go crazy. he saw the result of his actions.
fuck off

How do I block people from seeing my posts

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*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 11:08:02 AM
#26
Lost_All_Senses posted...
So you're gonna call your kid JerrySeinfeld for a bit, then change it to Agatha?
oops, for a boy

PonyTechTips462 posted...
Are you okay?


uhhhhhh... yes? I'm not entirely sure

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 10:57:13 AM
#23
Just because I don't feel like working.

She has a birth control implant in her arm that has a failure rate of 1/20,000

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicI'm gonna get Hardee's for lunch. What should I get ce?
Drpooplol
08/01/19 10:56:23 AM
#2
Not Hardee's for the love of God

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 9:25:45 AM
#19
Update, the pains are just her uterus starting to grow.

We are also now considering keeping it.

Fuck, I'm tired.

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 1:05:49 AM
#14
kingdrake2 posted...
it's not so exciting. it's already dead :(.
What the fuck are you on about

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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 12:59:44 AM
#12
Sariana21 posted...
I'm sorry that you (plural) are going through that. I hope she recovers quickly. It sounds as though she may be having a miscarriage.

We will see. I just don't want her in this much pain :(
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TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 12:36:11 AM
#9
yunalenne10 posted...
Have you already browsed babynames.com?
We're having it aborted.

But yes, Agatha for a girl, JerrySeinfeld for a bit.

kingdrake2 posted...
he's going to be in for an exciting experience hopefully it turns out well.
What is the excited part

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*LIE* "No"
TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 12:34:34 AM
#7
Gladius_ posted...
Drpooplol posted...
My gf found out she's pregnant on Monday, and she was having severe cramping tonight, so we came to the hospy

How much longer do you have to live? Or is it something they can treat?

Hopefully about 50 years
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TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 12:34:10 AM
#6
Spooking posted...
Have you asked a nurse in the ER about a partnership with YouTube?

Excuse me
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TopicSitting in the ER, ask me anything
Drpooplol
08/01/19 12:14:17 AM
#1
My gf found out she's pregnant on Monday, and she was having severe cramping tonight, so we came to the hospy
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TopicRate my dinner for tonight. (ft. new camera)
Drpooplol
08/01/19 12:13:24 AM
#8
Hell yeah, return of the King
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TopicGetting ready to grill 2 inch pork chops...
Drpooplol
07/30/19 5:43:32 PM
#14
I bet they will be bad
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TopicI think I am accepting the fact that I am completely wasted potential
Drpooplol
07/30/19 5:40:41 PM
#42
Man, maybe you should join the military
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TopicFirewatch is $19.99 with a ~4hr campaign.
Drpooplol
07/29/19 11:02:18 AM
#24
What a god-awful way to judge art.
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"Or do you want to know more about my vagina?"
*LIE* "No"
TopicWhat's your favorite meal that you cook?
Drpooplol
07/28/19 3:25:32 PM
#5
Pizza: it's tasty as fuck, I have plenty for leftovers, it looks good, a good social activity.
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*LIE* "No"
TopicInfinity War vs Endgame
Drpooplol
07/27/19 12:46:13 PM
#8
EternalDivide posted...
Infinity War, by a vast margin.

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TopicWell, I tracked back my Amazon Prime membership. Began in late 2017, seemingly.
Drpooplol
07/27/19 11:58:09 AM
#6
Bump
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