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TopicAny experts on quick pickling?
Drpooplol
09/16/19 8:35:28 PM
#2
I think @FF_Redux has posted about this stuff before. Also do you have a solid recipe?

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TopicAny experts on quick pickling?
Drpooplol
09/16/19 8:34:26 PM
#1
I'm making a recipe that called for one red onion, .5 cup of water, .5 cup of vinegar, honey, and salt. The issue is that the liquid didn't even come close to covering the onions, so I made another double batch of the liquid, coming to a triple batch in total of it, and that covered the onions almost completely.

So is the liquid supposed to cover all of the onion? Should I have used a smaller container? Did the recipe just suck?

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TopicThere is this guy at my job who got FUCKED in the genetic lottery
Drpooplol
09/16/19 11:47:48 AM
#16
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/2000211-sports-and-racing-nfl/76203008

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TopicIs there a planet in the dang universe that the Chozo haven't settled?
Drpooplol
09/16/19 10:43:12 AM
#3
What's up with this cryptic Metroid post. Is there news?

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TopicThere is this guy at my job who got FUCKED in the genetic lottery
Drpooplol
09/15/19 8:01:16 PM
#8
I've heard TC's voice before and there's no way he's ever been laid.

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TopicTaco John's sucks
Drpooplol
09/15/19 6:48:36 PM
#3
They must not be able to, because otherwise it seems like way too easy of a way to put taco John's out of business

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TopicTaco John's sucks
Drpooplol
09/15/19 5:52:57 PM
#1
They're more expensive than taco Bell andave a worse and smaller menu.

The only god-forsaken reason to go there is their potato oles.

Taco Bell needs to do the world a favor and just buy out John's for their oles.

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TopicI had sex last night. Wasn't even worth it. This bitch was gross
Drpooplol
09/15/19 5:44:37 PM
#45
Pepys Monster posted...
If 10/10 girls paid you for sex (lmao, yeah right), why would you have a dry spell? And then why would you have sex with an unhygenic hambeast instead of a 9, 8, or 7 with good hygiene?
It's obviously a joke post

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TopicSwitch Lite comin' out Friday. Anyone else gettin' one?
Drpooplol
09/15/19 10:48:54 AM
#14
Why would you want a smaller screen? The original is smaller than I would even like, personally.

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TopicFavorite movie?
Drpooplol
09/15/19 8:51:50 AM
#43
Phantom_Nook posted...
Back to the Future



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TopicPC gamers... have you tried the new Xbox/Windows app yet?
Drpooplol
09/11/19 10:09:09 PM
#8
TroutPaste posted...
The list is pretty solid.

https://www.windowscentral.com/xbox-game-pass-pc-list

For a $1 trial, then $5 a month... could work out
Wow, there are some absolute bangers on there.

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TopicHow tall is CE?
Drpooplol
09/11/19 7:06:53 PM
#2
Middle hope posted...
I'm 6'4"



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TopicAre you good at your job?
Drpooplol
09/10/19 2:45:10 PM
#7
Bump

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TopicAre you good at your job?
Drpooplol
09/10/19 2:10:41 PM
#1
I'm a goddamn pro, and I feel like I've hit a ceiling for growth once more.

Almost everyone in this underwriting department is dumpy as a sack of potatoes

Edit: Also what are your jobs. I'm a financial consultant for a life insurance underwriting department

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TopicI'm having a hard time finding good games for the Switch
Drpooplol
09/10/19 2:06:09 PM
#26
DarkRoast posted...
Anyone who thinks SMO is easy should do the Dark Side of the Moon missions
One hard bit isn't enough for me to say the game isn't still easy as piss.

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TopicMy fiancé's mom is taking money out of her account again
Drpooplol
09/10/19 1:33:24 PM
#29
lww99 posted...
Oh I just remembered they have assets

Years ago, they invested thousands of USD into Iraqi Dinar because they were sure it was going to sky rocket in value. This was in 2009.

The current exchange rate is $1=.00084
Good luck with that
Oh they're complete fucking morons.

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TopicI'm having a hard time finding good games for the Switch
Drpooplol
09/10/19 12:25:29 PM
#11
Slay the Spire

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TopicCalifornia lawmakers vote to allow college athletes to get endorsement money
Drpooplol
09/10/19 11:32:35 AM
#15
FFVII_REMAKE posted...
Who's paying?
Do you know what an endorsement is

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TopicCalifornia lawmakers vote to allow college athletes to get endorsement money
Drpooplol
09/10/19 11:32:11 AM
#14
fenderbender321 posted...
So now every school in California is going to have a massive recruiting advantage?
Oh no, my entertainment viewing will be worse because of fair compensation.

Fucking cry

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TopicY'all remember dragooneerzero?
Drpooplol
09/07/19 12:42:42 PM
#28
I'm legitimately sad Darkman didn't say anything to me when he left

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Topictaxes on cookies would work better to reduce obesity than soda taxes
Drpooplol
09/05/19 3:09:35 PM
#7
That's a fat daddy tax to reduce obesity by 2.7%

Unless i read it wrong when i skimmed it

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TopicToday's the day.
Drpooplol
09/04/19 4:24:45 PM
#224
lww99 posted...
Ive never understood this logic. Is your libido so low, that you cant nut twice in a week

Yeah maybe youll want it more, but it shouldnt effect your ability to get hard
Anxiety can overtake that.

And medication may not help. Duncan, when you fool around with your gf other times when there is zero expectation of sex, do you get erections? If so i would bet a lot of money on this being due to anxiety. It sucks, because you can't just treat it like a pill, but there are a lot of steps you can still take to help.

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TopicToday's the day.
Drpooplol
09/04/19 3:44:55 PM
#188
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
It's amazing how he's been active but stopped updating when I pointed out he's been doing this for the past several weeks
truly remarkable.
It's amazing that you think anyone gives a fuck about what you have to say. Get a life and stop spamming the topic.

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TopicToday's the day.
Drpooplol
09/04/19 3:07:01 PM
#122
Cleo_II posted...
And yet we cant all help but follow it lmao
Yep, this

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TopicToday's the day.
Drpooplol
09/04/19 12:12:01 PM
#60
I think this topic is the reason i haven't left gamefaqs yet.

Don't let me down

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TopicBryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain need to be in a movie as sisters.
Drpooplol
08/28/19 8:24:47 PM
#3
I don't care how they know each other, they just need to do dirty things

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TopicCool af space facts.
Drpooplol
08/28/19 3:56:00 PM
#2
Not sure why i was tagged, but cool!

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TopicShovel Knight Dig announce trailer
Drpooplol
08/28/19 3:06:58 PM
#4
Looks cute!

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TopicI take back everything good I ever said about the Queen
Drpooplol
08/28/19 11:59:01 AM
#25
Malfunction posted...
Why would you ever say anything good about the queen
She makes the England a LOT of money

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TopicWhat are good podcasts?
Drpooplol
08/27/19 2:21:58 PM
#11
TheGoldenEel posted...
Comedy bang bang



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Topicmy gf's coworker cheated on her husband and he's havin a melty
Drpooplol
08/23/19 11:52:50 AM
#74
Tag
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TopicRate this cover of "Creep" by Radiohead
Drpooplol
08/22/19 8:51:11 AM
#4
Technically very proficient, but feels like like a current marvel movie adaptation that just lacks ANY soul of the original.

7/10 cover of a 10/10 song
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TopicIs it healthy/fair for my gf to do this?
Drpooplol
08/21/19 8:40:42 PM
#6
konokonohamaru posted...
She sounds high maintenance

Honestly she is, and has a lot emotional baggage, but she's very concerned about being fair to me in response to her "high maintenance".

It's something i appreciate very much about her <3
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TopicIs it healthy/fair for my gf to do this?
Drpooplol
08/21/19 8:36:43 PM
#1
She gets insecure about her weight/appearance, and sometimes she gets really insecure and asks me to tell her what i like about her body/face. I tell her a bunch of things (I think she's super hot and cute and she is totally healthy). Then this last time she asked me if i thought it was fair for her "to expect me to tell her those things".

At first i said it totally is, I know i get insecure, and so does everybody. It's okay to want to hear good things about yourself. But i thought about it for a bit, and I'm having trouble assessing the "expect" part of that question. I don't know how i feel about being expected to give responses.

I think as long as she trusts that i really am attracted to her, and just wants to hear nice things about herself, it's totally okay.

What do you think, CE?
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TopicWent golfing for the first time in over 20 years. Birdie'd a par 4.
Drpooplol
08/21/19 7:49:21 PM
#6
Balrog0 posted...
I dunno bro golf is a sport I just don't get. Not even denying it takes skill etc but how is it fun, idk

Same, I've played a few times with clients, but I just don't get why people like it.
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TopicWould you rather live in Minneapolis or Indianapolis?
Drpooplol
08/21/19 10:57:37 AM
#2
Minneapolis is great and i hear Indianapolis sucks dog shit.
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TopicAre teachers allowed to beat children in america?
Drpooplol
08/20/19 10:47:39 PM
#4
Not at all. They used to be able to back when my dad went to school, he got his hand smacked with a ruler a few times and people he knew were slammed into lockers very occasionally.
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TopicI've had a Switch for a bit more than two months now.
Drpooplol
08/20/19 10:07:08 AM
#18
Antifar posted...
I haven't. Card games aren't typically my thing, but is that on Game Pass?
I have no idea, and they aren't for me either, but it's one of the best games I've played the past couple of years.

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TopicI've had a Switch for a bit more than two months now.
Drpooplol
08/19/19 8:26:28 PM
#13
I forget, have you played slay the Spire yet?
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TopicMinimum wage adjusted for inflation was higher 40 years ago than it is now
Drpooplol
08/19/19 6:23:53 PM
#41
When making these comparisons, it should be important to note how the minimum wage of the year compares to the same year's COLA.

Doing some real quick rudimentary research, minimum wage in 1979 was 2.9% of that year's COL, and 2019's minimum wage is 2.065% of it's COL. That's a 28% decrease, which seems... very sizable.

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TopicMan what is with Gordon Ramsay and olive oil
Drpooplol
08/19/19 2:25:18 PM
#19
Gafemage posted...
Drpooplol posted...
At least he's not telling me to use grapeseed oil.

How is there enough mother fucking fat in the seed of grapes to make oil from them?

Sounds like the biggest sham in the food industry since pre-shredded cheese if you ask me.

?

If you're not buying block cheese and shredding it yourself, you're a fool. It's cheaper and tastier to do it yourself.
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TopicMan what is with Gordon Ramsay and olive oil
Drpooplol
08/19/19 1:37:04 PM
#2
At least he's not telling me to use grapeseed oil.

How is there enough mother fucking fat in the seed of grapes to make oil from them?

Sounds like the biggest sham in the food industry since pre-shredded cheese if you ask me.
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TopicTell me about Captain Toad
Drpooplol
08/19/19 1:35:11 PM
#1
It looked too easy for my taste, but I'm looking for co-op games to play with my gf, and she doesn't like difficult stuff. I heard there's coop, but I'm having trouble seeing anything concrete. Is it worth the money on the switch? Is it fun or boring? Is toadette hot?
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Topicfirstbornunicorn has the most unbelievable breasts I've ever seen
Drpooplol
08/19/19 1:28:47 PM
#7
Romulox28 posted...
hardcore soft porn

Fuck I was gonna post this.

Edit: on topic, they're great but the nipples are a bit pale for my taste
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TopicI'm officially in my mid 30s today CE
Drpooplol
08/19/19 12:45:31 PM
#8
I always thought tc was like 19 from the way he argues
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