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I went with Pizza Hut. My actual fave is Jet's, but the nearest one is 25 miles from where I live, while Pizza Hut is only 2.
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"We all die, my strange little child friend. It's just a matter of how, and when."

Incest, incest, it's the best
Put your sibling to the test
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"We all die, my strange little child friend. It's just a matter of how, and when."

Some people (friends of mine who are animal control officers being two) have short leads that they clip from the dog's collar to the seat belt. They can stand up in the seat, even lean out the window, but they can't go farther than that.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Mead posted...

Our president has less understanding of basic concepts than most gradeschool children. Ive said it before and I still believe that the man could not cook a box of kraft Mac n cheese if you put him in a kitchen with everything he needed and told him he could check the directions on the box as much as he needed

You're my favorite. ^_^
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Hilarious. Only Apple could fuck up something like this.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

fenderbender321 posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

There's literally no joke to be found. How are you guys even biting that excuse? If he thinks that's what a joke is, he should go to comedy juvie at the very least.

Lots of people who suck at comedy think saying the most offensive shit possible will get them a laugh.

Yep. It's called "Dead Baby Comedy". As in:

Q - Why did the dead baby cross the road?

A - It had no choice, it was stapled to the chicken.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Crazyman93 posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

viewmaster_pi posted...

what the fuck is an M15

It's an Armalite AR platform.

Actually it's an M14 variant. Or it could be an Anti-tank mine. Or it could also be the General Officer's variant of the M1911 pistol. Or a half track, or an Italian Tank.

Unlike you, I felt the responsibility to be specific.

No you didn't. You also managed to be completely wrong since none of things listed are an AR Platform weapon.

I didn't list anything except the M15, the person who listed other stuff was, uh, you. Perhaps I should have said "modular weapon platform", but the stats say that the ArmaLite M15 and AR-10 (which most definitely is an AR-style weapon) are virtually identical, only differing in the cartridge, .223 Rem vs .308 Win.

Product Line - M-15
Product Category - Defensive Sporting Rifle
Caliber - .223 Rem | 5.56x45
Barrel - HB, Double Lapped, Chrome Lined/Chrome Moly Vanadium
Barrel Length - 16"
Gas System -Carbine Length
Twist Rate -1:7 RH
Muzzle Device - Flash Suppressor
Front Sight Base - MIL-STD 1913 Rail Gas Block (.293" +/-.010" Lower Than Top of Receiver)
Handguard - Standard 6"
Stock -6-Position Collapsible
Upper Receiver - Forged Flat-Top with MIL-STD 1913 Rail, 7075-T6 Aluminum
Lower Receiver - Forged 7075-T6 Aluminum
Safety - Standard
Trigger - Single Stage

Product Line - AR-10
Product Category - Battalion Series Rifle
Caliber - .308 Win | 7.62x51
Barrel - HB, Double Lapped, Chrome Lined/Chrome Moly
Barrel Length - 16"
Gas System - Carbine Mid-Length
Twist Rate - 1:11.25 RH
Muzzle Device - Flash Suppressor
Front Sight Base - MIL-STD 1913 Rail Gas Block (.398" +/-.010" Lower Than Top of Receiver)
Handguard - MOE M-LOK Hand Guard, Mid-Length
Stock - MOE 6-Position Collapsible
Upper Receiver - Forged Flat-Top with MIL-STD 1913 Rail, 7075-T6 Aluminum
Lower Receiver - Forged 7075-T6 Aluminum
Safety - Standard
Trigger - Single Stage
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Crazyman93 posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

viewmaster_pi posted...

what the fuck is an M15

It's an Armalite AR platform.

Actually it's an M14 variant. Or it could be an Anti-tank mine. Or it could also be the General Officer's variant of the M1911 pistol. Or a half track, or an Italian Tank.

Unlike you, I felt the responsibility to be specific.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

TBH, I'd rather them fix the shitty CGI from the Neo/Smiths fight in Reloaded.

That being said, I'll be interested to see how they bring Trinity back, what with her dying and all. At least Neo and Morpheus are still alive (along with Niobe, Link, Locke, etc).
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

TreyFlowers posted...

Irony posted...

Disagree, if it doesn't affect gameplay I don't care

this

EA does it the wrong way where their games are p2w

games with microtransactions that are purely cosmetic and don't influence gameplay at all? Sure, knock yourself out, let people spend $15 on that dance or reskin if they want.

This.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

viewmaster_pi posted...

what the fuck is an M15

It's an Armalite AR platform.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

The fairest of "Fair, next"s I've seen in a while.

It's the online equivalent of the old "yelling fire in a crowded theater" bit.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

M_Live posted...

The machines are rising up

"Want to see our brothers fight? NOT ANYMORE!"
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Yes.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

You know...I really, really wish I could say thus surprises me. But it doesn't.

We could have a mass shooting where everything the killer (a 23 year old white guy) wore was MAGA gear, he was on film screaming "Rapists and murderers!", "Build that wall!", "Trump 2020!" repeatedly, we could have live footage of him in custody yelling that "President Trump said it was okay to kill them!", and the GOP would still try to blame it on the Left or Antifa.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

gunplagirl posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

BuckVanHammer posted...

fake absurdly huge ones aren't even remotely attractive

Pretty much this. Depending on the woman, anything up to a DD can look suitable, but my personal taste is large B to mid-C.

Letters really vary. 44Bs are huge compared to 34Fs. And even then, how the breasts themselves sit, in a bra or hanging, etc.

Nah, I know that, but I meant on a more or less average height woman (like the one in the video). Obviously a woman with a 46 inch chest but who's a B cup is going to look bigger than a 32D.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

BuckVanHammer posted...

fake absurdly huge ones aren't even remotely attractive

Pretty much this. Depending on the woman, anything up to a DD can look suitable, but my personal taste is large B to mid-C.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

sevens1997 posted...

Alone in the Dark

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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

ArmieBuff posted...

The state Department of Human Services Office of Child Development and Early Learning listed the day care as in compliance with requirements following a Dec. 28, 2018, inspection. But a Jan. 3 inspection note highlighted "ashes and cigarette or cigar butts" in "a child care space, play space or food preparation area."

Fire official: Only working detector was in the attic; David Lee Miller has the details.

Ok, someone needs to get sued

I saw this the other morning on the TV at the gym. Apparently the organization which monitors daycares knew about issues of inadequate detection equipment in places like this for some time, and that fire chief was fucking pissed at them for not notifying the fire department about it. He was demanding they give him a list of similar businesses so his crews could go and check on them.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Worst or best? ^_^
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

It's obvious, but for those who can't tell, he was saying "cheat".
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Gotta hand it to Trumpers; every time I think we've hit the bottom of the barrel, it ends up being like Cordelia on Buffy: "Oh no, here's a lower place."
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Garioshi posted...

I wonder if he fucks his boyfriend while keeping him in an armbar

I don't think that's physically possible, no matter how flexible you are.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Shablagoo posted...

pikachupwnage posted...

Phantom_Nook posted...

I wasn't going to see this anyway.

Same, I havent seen any of the crap live remakes. And Mulan is probably my favorite disney movie.

But still, the less people continue to see these garbo cash-grabs, the better.

This one is based more on the legend of Hua Mulan than the animated movie. There's no Mushu for one thing.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Yuck

One time I opened a garbage can and it was just packed with maggots

So I sprayed them with windex... and they started moving faster

Somebody should have told you that Windex is crack for maggots.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Romulox28 posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

And maybe not even then, because you didn't use the magic word.

its against the gamefaqs TOS

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is most certainly NOT against the TOS. Fail harder.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Not until they put out something as shitty as Dawn of Justice.

And maybe not even then, because you didn't use the magic word.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Bryfang posted...

Jesus Christ, why can't people resist the urge to just shut the fuck up on controversial opinions when they're in the spotlight?

It's like they see other people destroying their careers but for some reason think their situation is gonna be different. ._.;

It's better for her to be seen supporting the ruling party than it is to remain silent when she's such a visible person.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

vocedelmorte posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

Am I supposed to care that he's gay? It's none of my business who anyone else is fucking.

Shut the fuck up

No, YOU shut the fuck up.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Am I supposed to care that he's gay? It's none of my business who anyone else is fucking.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Shablagoo posted...

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...

If they can grab him then yes but only if they worked together and didn't hesitate

This. Like 5 (competent) cops could do it but probably not 5 Joe schmoes of the street.

There's a story about Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell getting into a scrap with some guys outside a bar once years back. Supposedly Tito stayed out in the open and ended up getting KOed, but Chuck backed up to a wall so they had to come to him and knocked out like 5 of them before they decided to leave.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Exeggcute posted...

Why does Trump's adult children have codenames but not the one actual child?

That's...a good question, actually.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Zeeak4444 posted...

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

Zeeak4444 posted...

I mean if he died by hanging I feel like thats a pretty big given.

I also dont know anything about death by hanging except that if you dont snap the bones then you suffocate which is much worse.

I also dont actually know that, but Ive heard it in movies and tv.

With a drop hanging (like from a gallows), it's almost a given that you die from a broken neck. But with a suicide hanging (most of which are NOT drop hangings) it's much more difficult to break a bone because there's no sudden pressure.

That makes a lot of sense. And Im pretty sure he did it from a bunk bed which id imagine would make it a lot harder.

How far does one need to go for the right amount of pressure? Like kicking out chair usually work? Pretty much what Im asking is if he jumped up and then crouched (Landing on his knees like I think they said he was found) do you think that could be enough pressure?

You don't have to go very far at all, just far enough that the weight of your body tightens the noose. I mean, people hang themselves sitting down, it's not that difficult. With a noose in place and the weight of your entire body tightening it, you pass out from hypoxia due to constriction of the carotid arteries within seconds, and once you go limp, it will tighten even further and block your trachea, cutting off your oxygen. You'd end up brain dead from compromised blood flow to the brain before you suffocate and your heart stops.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Shablagoo posted...

It is actually odd, thinking about it. I remember Mr. Trump accusing Barack Obama of being foreign-born and being a Muslim but Merriam-Webster lists this as the first definition of mogul:

an Indian Muslim of or descended from one of several conquering groups of Mongol, Turkish, and Persian origin

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mogul

Not true, fake news. Trump has the best definitions, the very best. No one defines words like him.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Zeeak4444 posted...

I mean if he died by hanging I feel like thats a pretty big given.

I also dont know anything about death by hanging except that if you dont snap the bones then you suffocate which is much worse.

I also dont actually know that, but Ive heard it in movies and tv.

With a drop hanging (like from a gallows), it's almost a given that you die from a broken neck. But with a suicide hanging (most of which are NOT drop hangings) it's much more difficult to break a bone because there's no sudden pressure.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

TyVulpine posted...

Sliders, when they killed off both Arturo and Quinn. Really killed my interest when the latter was killed off.

Getting rid of the main character is almost never a good idea.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

I subscribed for a couple years. Got some decent t-shirts and various other swag out of it, but the only things I really got excited for were the Mass Effect: Andromeda box (which had stuff like glass decanters, Blasto! cereal bowls, and a sweet hoodie), and a Jessica Jones figure. Before I went to HeroesCon in June, I dug all the boxes out of my closet and set everything I wanted aside, then gave away like 90% of what was left to random people there.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Can't believe no one said Good Omens.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Tara in Buffy.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

evil_zombie11 posted...

Yeah. Still good stuff though imo. The creator of the comics also did Preacher I think.

He hates super heroes so he made all his characters bad in this series and it's hilarious.

He at one point claimed it was an allegory for young comic creators being kept down by the old guard of creators.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

BeyondWalls posted...

jeffhardyb0yz posted...

. He changed his clothing by putting on a red T-shirt and green camouflage slacks

Now theres the real crime.

Anyway... theres also that mass shooting from that bell tower.

Horrifying fact about that one: one of the people he shot was a woman who was 8 months pregnant. Shot her in the abdomen. She lived. Her son didn't.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

What makes it worse is that at the time, SDPD SWAT outfits were black t-shirts & camo pants, which is exactly what Huberty had been wearing. After he was killed and they came in to clear the scene, some of the wounded thought they were his accomplices and continued to play dead for several minutes until the paramedics were allowed entrance.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 6 Episode 12, "The Sign". May gets impaled with a sword.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."

I think anyone who abuses a child should be put in an MMA cage with someone a lot bigger, meaner, and more skilled than they are.

For this cow, I'd suggest Ronda Rousey.
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"I have heard the languages of apocalypse, and now I shall embrace the silence."