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| Topic | Average woman in the U.S. weighs 170 lbs |
| awesome999 09/24/19 12:00:50 AM #49 | I weigh 165lbs (75kgs in non stupid units) and I'm a 5'10 (1.77ish) fairly athletic dude --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Is there a villian whos gimmick is they can never tell a lie |
| awesome999 09/23/19 11:35:03 PM #5 | Rika_Furude posted... Is there a villian whos gimmick is they can never tell a lie Yeah, me --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | George Lucas seeing The Force Awakens for the first time: There's nothing new |
| awesome999 09/23/19 11:33:04 PM #26 | jumi posted... This is the man that shat out the Prequel Trilogy. He thought Jar-Jar Binks and "I hate sand" were good ideas. Damn, toxic much? I get why jar jar exists, the prequel was gonna be heavily political since it was meant to show the rise of the sith through manipulation and they wanted something for the children. It was just executed badly. Like, really badly And you're being really unthankful if you say you like Star Wars but hate Lucas lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Mace Windu was no better than a sith honestly. (Spoilers) |
| awesome999 09/23/19 11:27:16 PM #9 | Monkhood posted... Tyranthraxus posted...Luke actually learned what it means to be a Jedi from Yoda. Iirc Yoda did it after order 66 tho, Windu did it before. Palpatine was always a threat but Yoda did it to defend what was left of the Jedi order, Windu was too reckless and offense-happy in front of a boy who was known to be emotionally unstable lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Remember when the Legend of Zelda Windwaker reveal was controversial? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 11:12:36 PM #45 | Someone post that Iwata greentext lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Banned Books Week: The top 11 books banned in America |
| awesome999 09/23/19 9:30:57 PM #17 | Why are Americans scared to talk about difficult subjects? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Spider-man or Batman? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 9:28:44 PM #5 | I don't get the batman craze, I just think he's unnecessarily edgy lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | is hand bra still allowed here or no |
| awesome999 09/23/19 9:00:22 PM #42 | I'm p sure that as long as the nips and areolas aren't showing you're fine lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | McDonald's unveils Indian garlic naan bread burger |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:51:30 PM #46 | kingdrake2 posted... maybe. but i'm not a fan of the cucumber :(. prefer pickles. Order without cucumbers? Shadilay posted... How dare McDonald appropriates recipes from another culture for their own profit! What the fuck lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | 'Bangkok Punch' craze at school nearly costs student his testicles |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:36:44 PM #37 | MasterGakke posted... The fact that it's just from a punch is what baffles me. I've pitchforked dudes in the testicles with a hockey stick so hard that they got air, and most of them didn't even leave the game. I've gotten return dick-stickings and hit with pucks many, many times, and while it sucks and gives you a sickly feeling in the pit of your stomach I've never felt the urge to fall down and roll around in agony or anything. Although I am probably sterile. Hockey equipment https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Hockey_equipment_rom.jpg What the kid was wearing https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.s8NRCRgdDwZ6V7Pa8s9v6wHaHa&w=166&h=166&c=7&o=5&dpr=3&pid=1.7 Are you surprised? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | What are you listening to right now? V6 |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:27:03 PM #240 |  --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Masturbation is healthy and feels great. |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:20:52 PM #37 | FrozenXylophone posted... @awesome999 posted...superman_2000 posted...It lowers your testosterone! https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12659241 Here's the study I mentioned Sex and masturbation are fundamentally different in that another person is/is not there. It makes a difference mentally Honestly, stopping masturbating and porn does have benefits, it's just that there's no 100% reliable evidence other than anecdotes, including mine So you're just gonna have to take my word for it my man lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | My gf is mad at me for being mad at fucking shitty barcelona losing today |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:10:29 PM #11 | RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... stelaing --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Cloudflare Has a New Plan To Fight Bots -- and Climate Change |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:03:23 PM #2 | What the fuck I was supposed to vote yes --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | ever seen a MAN CRY and SOB after a relationship BREAK-UP? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:02:47 PM #4 | Not IRL, no lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Birds aren't even real. |
| awesome999 09/23/19 7:50:01 PM #2 | How can birds be real if flight isn't real? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I turned 34 yesterday AMA |
| awesome999 09/23/19 7:42:35 PM #8 | When was the last time you put a towel around your neck and ran around the house naked or in just your underwear pretending you could fly? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Pokemon confessions topic |
| awesome999 09/23/19 7:37:17 PM #2 | I save the money in my runs, no healing items, no repels, nothing. I'm frugal basically, even in a game lmfao! And yeah, no nicknames --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | anyone wanna meet ME irl???? ;o |
| awesome999 09/23/19 7:35:06 PM #37 | dib153 posted... Youre probably a lot more likeable irl tbh God I would hope so lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Why is Wish trying to sell me this? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 7:33:38 PM #3 | Cause you're a pleb Apple user lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | How old are you and are you a virgin? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:40:23 PM #22 | gloBal enemy posted... no. not since i was 18. gloBal enemy posted... If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you. With a cheesy joke like that, I doubt it lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | I tried various vegan substitutes recently. |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:38:34 PM #3 | pinky0926 posted... Not "exactly the same" as my vegan friend tried to suggest. ::thinking:: How would he know lmfao!? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | We can get modded for "Shut the fuck up" now? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:37:31 PM #27 | Kitt posted... The next post after this one needs to shut the fuck up. No u --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | If had just broken Batman's back, I wouldn't put him in a prison cell with a |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:35:39 PM #10 | Batman has plot armour, who knew lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | We can get modded for "Shut the fuck up" now? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:33:18 PM #22 | Lyrica posted... Honestly, "shut the fuck up" awesome999 posted... Shut the fuck up lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | 80k house with an hour commute, or 200k house with 5 min commute |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:32:20 PM #5 | Did TC mess it up lmfao!? --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | We can get modded for "Shut the fuck up" now? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:23:38 PM #11 | Shut the fuck up lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Black woman with blonde hair |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:16:50 PM #6 | No, I don't like dyed hair, especially if it looks unnatural lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | How old are you and are you a virgin? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 12:15:12 PM #16 | 22 and virgin It's getting better tho lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Pastor who ran suicide outreach group committed suicide :/ |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:08:56 AM #27 | How sad RIP Being a suicide counselor must be tough work, listening to everyone's suicidal thoughts all the time and being reminded of all the bad and suffering in the world --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Quentin Tarantino |
| awesome999 09/23/19 8:03:06 AM #10 | Bunsenburner Cupboardlatch --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Transwoman axed random men in 711 because she's angry no one is attracted to her |
| awesome999 09/23/19 5:23:50 AM #67 | Milkman5 posted... why do people value dating so much There's more to women than colours on a screen milkman lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Self taught in programming vs degree in IT |
| awesome999 09/23/19 5:10:12 AM #2 | KG536 posted... Will the CEO hire me without a diploma? CEOs have little to do with the hiring lmfao! KG536 posted... What is the difference between IT, computer science and computer engineering? Two are related to computers, the other is a movie lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Post ITT and I'll ship you with another CEuser from CE |
| awesome999 09/23/19 5:01:34 AM #18 | Funkydog posted... I'm ready for the horror. --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Should my friend tell a potential girlfriend this. |
| awesome999 09/23/19 5:00:30 AM #2 | Absolutely no lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | How would you create a hologram? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:59:50 AM #2 | https://cdn4.explainthatstuff.com/making-a-hologram.png Lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Cop arrests 6 yr old, 8 yr old |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:57:01 AM #2 | Shablagoo posted... /florida/ --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | What happens if i go through airport security with a pirated movie on my phone |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:55:50 AM #2 | Why would you want to go to America? Oh right, you live in Australia lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | So my godfather's wife is divorcing him because he works too much |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:43:29 AM #48 | MuayThai85 posted... She was nearly 20 when she got pregnant, 20 when she had the baby. Nice try though. Uncontrolledlaughter.gif --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | So my godfather's wife is divorcing him because he works too much |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:40:55 AM #47 | Manocheese posted... Someone post this chart. I've never seen it. Turtlebread posted... Also someone post the fucking chart again industrializeit posted... The chart ce PM works too lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | So my godfather's wife is divorcing him because he works too much |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:38:41 AM #44 | I bet she's already cheated MuayThai85 posted... Manocheese posted...This is why I stick to 2D. Said the guy who moved to Thailand and then married and impregnated an 18 year old when he was 30 lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Why is humanity so driven to create robots in our own image? |
| awesome999 09/23/19 4:19:23 AM #8 | totalnerdken posted... wtf are you talking about, we have tons of robots around nowadays that aren't human like in shape at all. Just look at the fucking Roomba. ^ thank you The thing is, TC has selection bias, he's not considering 'robots' but he's looking at 'human like robots' and asking why they look human like. Some robots are human like, sure but most robots are industrial and they're just appendages with things attached at the end lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Deleted most of da porn on my laptop and I feel so good |
| awesome999 09/23/19 3:53:14 AM #9 | Yeah no PMO! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Have u GIVEN UP on ever having SEX [again] |
| awesome999 09/22/19 9:15:56 PM #7 | Made out hard with a girl about a month ago She didn't want to take off her panties but whatever, that's progress, thought I was forever alone lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | Transwoman axed random men in 711 because she's angry no one is attracted to her |
| awesome999 09/22/19 9:07:47 PM #11 | Shadilay posted... alcohol, cannabis, amphetamines, antidepressants, and hormone medication Don't do drugs kids lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
| Topic | If you had to give up watching porn or watching sports which do you choose? |
| awesome999 09/22/19 8:55:38 PM #79 | I don't watch sports and I'm trying to give up porn lmfao! --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt |
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