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TheAnthraxBunny posted...

Backup organs is a concept I've never even thought of.

Have a heart attack, and the secondary takes over until the primary is repaired.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Bishop9800 posted...

AngryRedHatter posted...

Significant steps have been taken in regards to addressing minorities and other underrepresented groups.

And what steps have been taken to addressing minorities and other underrepresented groups?

Made it harder for them to vote.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The fat idiot would rather see lives lost, and homes destroyed before he admits he was wrong.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Male genitalia; Why have something that is such an easy target for damage outside the body?
Food allergies: Why make vital/staple foods react badly with (a "small" percentage of) the population?
Human physiology: No backup, or redundant organs. This is a pretty serious design flaw considering how susceptible to damage the human body is. Also, how susceptible the human body is to damage.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Must be an American Netflix thing, still not listed in Australia.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Trump is Putin's bitch, so this would count as Russian interference?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Chuck Norris is the only person to successfully use "up up down down left right left right B A start" in real life.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

delivers a hard kick to the side of your knee
That story doesn't have a leg to stand on, and now neither do you.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Who's Kevin James play in it? Or Rob Schneider.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I don't pay attention to the User reviews. Far too much crying & bitching to sort out any useful information.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Once he has bullied everyone in to thinking he was right about hurricane Dorian, and Alabama.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

You want a pothole fixed, spray paint a penis around it.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I would murder everyone here, to own that.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

DuranOfForcena posted...

elotate

To abandon one's fiance, with whom you eloped.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

SauI_Goodman posted...

what is the difference between burgundy and brunette

Burgundy is a dark red. Brunette is brown.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

SmidgeIsntBack posted...

Is that the one he didn't even attend

Trump is a fragile snowflake.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I deconstruct the conspiracy theorists ideas, beliefs, and the sense of self-worth they have tied to the lifestyle of being a conspiracy theorist. Is it brutal (to do, see, and experience)? Yes, very. But, the truth is a Dominatrix wearing a 12 inch strap-on.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Hulk: Hulk, smash!
Loki: Shh! No! Go hide. I will say something witty, then you jump out and attack, it'll be hilarious.
Hulk: Hulk prefer smashing to laughing. Except time when Hulk grab your leg, and...
Loki: Yes, I remember, now go hide!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Stahnraten.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Goddamn Trump's a moron.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Zikten posted...

Not all incels are psychotic. But yeah. Legalize prostitution

Why should they pay for it, when they "deserve" it for free?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Will his van have windows tinted so dark, they scream "probable cause"?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I would think you are better than what you were when you first started.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

cjsdowg posted...

The fact that he ust can't say I was wrong should case his support to say .. why am I supporting this monster.

Because they too cannot admit when they are wrong.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Whatswrongwithu posted...

XD

How do we have a president this fucking stupid?

There are many sexually transmitted viruses, and disease that degrades one's brain chemistry. Given the number of extramarital affairs he has had, it is likely he has contracted one or more of these conditions, and has rendered his brain in to a rotted sponge.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Most men aren't incels.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

gguirao posted...

uwnim posted...

*Sigh.* What is wrong with that guy?

Blame the people who voted for him. It's not like he pulled a bait-and-switch routine on everyone. He was honest about doing this, and people bought it.

And now they're paying for it.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Cheap knockoff console!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Tired-Insomniac posted...

friendbuddypal posted...

Trump: verbal gaffe
Media: look how stupid he is
I hope AOC wins the oval office in 2020 so we can be done with this obnoxious pattern.

Is it really a verbal gaffe when it happens multiple times a day every day for several years?

It's late stage syphilis.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Does the hospital, or facility, you are employed at not have a policy where you can request a security presence for patients with a history of abusive behaviour? I used to do security for a group welfare home, and there was a list of residents staff were not allowed to be left alone with due to the high risk.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Spiders are usually territorial, and loners. Except their ghosts. They Voltron that shit.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

How much were you trying to lift?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

pikachupwnage posted...

And for a law to be passed declaring independence from China.

Yes, because China let Taiwan go.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

My mum once drive me to the video game store, so I could buy my own birthday present. With my own money.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Am I suppose to believe he didn't have sex with anyone there in using his position of power?

Well, the "Gay Demons" weren't going to suck themselves out, were they?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

AngryRedHatter posted...

Do we expect him to work 24/7? Besides, he is still keeping tabs on the events.

He barely works 6 hours a day, 5 days a week.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

MabusIncarnate posted...

We need a new Castlevania of the same quality that Bloodstained was.

A Castlevania pachinko machine you ask?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I liked New Vegas better.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Petrichoric posted...

Shablagoo posted...

Fallout 4 or 76? Where can I hear the song?

76. I never played the game, but the song was promotional material. Dunno if it's actually in there

Probably in the ingame store for 5,000 atoms.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I'd always thought that it was a cheap clone of DS9, didn't find out till later that DS9 actually copied this show.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Maybe they should stop making crappy games, and produce cover songs instead.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

You should be a millionaire, with enough savings to retire off.

But once the drugs wear off, you should be wherever you are right now.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I wonder if that counts as malpractice.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Pet ducks.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

About 36 years ago.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'd give my kidney to a klansman, it's so fucked up from alcohol surely his body will reject it and die faster.

Tell the racist that according to DNA tests, you are also 40% African.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Both have their merits. There's a lot of lightsaber combat forms, some rely on brute force, others have grace, while others rely on speed.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Being gay is now socially acceptable, and Jesus' mum is an Instagram Hottie, and not a prostitute.

That kind of modernizing?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.