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B) This could be the end, might as well get some

Naomi pushes you against a nearby wall and starts fondling you.
"Sorry, not really used to handling this type of equipment." she says with an awkward and slightly painful tug. You think to push her away and run, but realize that you can't stop the freak, you might as well bust one final nut. You start rubbing Naomi's body, focusing one hand on her amazing ass. The freak watches intently, Monica starts screaming at you.
"This is what he wants!" Monica yells as she tries to pull you away from Naomi. Naomi pushes her away and glares at her before dropping to her knees. Monica gets up and pulls her away again.
"No, we have to go!" she yells only for Naomi to pull out her gun.
"You're going to sit down, shut the fuck up, and let me fuck the life out of this man." she says to a trembling Monica. Monica bursts into tears, she starts mumbling to herself as Naomi gives you mouth to [This joke was deleted by a Gamefaqs Moderator].

You bend Naomi over and enter what was a literal no man's land. Naomi tenses up, it's amazing. You hear a low moan from your side, the freak is drooling, it's horrible. Monica is begging you to stop but Naomi leaves the gun pointed at her. Naomi proceeds to ride you dry.

You lay on the floor of the hallway, you had a good run. Naomi leans down to kiss you, suddenly you hear a gunshot and suffer the worst money shot of all time. Naomi's limp body falls onto your chest, her brains splattered all over you. You look to a shaking Monica with a gun.
"We need to go!" she yells as the freak lets out a blood curdling roar.

What do you do?
A) Accept the end, tell Monica you've given up
B) Attack Monica, clearly choosing a crazy woman was a bad idea
C) Grab Monica and run
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_Rinku_ posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

_Rinku_ posted...

That's a tacky ass ad for something that ultimately won't make a significant difference in your weight. If you want to drop pounds, you have to change your diet.

I always lose weight when I take a job that requires physical labor. Diet never changes. I mean if you are legit fat or obese yeah diet needs changing. Excericse will help though. But if you are looking to just drop 10-20 lbs. Excercise might help.

And I see countless people absolutely kill themselves to burn maybe 300 calories in the gym and then they "reward" themselves by over consuming.

Exercise helps, but it is not at all the main factor in weight loss, especially for people who are obese. Telling people otherwise is setting them up for failure.

Yes, exercise doesn't work because people overeat after working out, clearly exercise is the problem here
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I knew it was coming, but it still hurt
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Dogs aren't food
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Zikten posted...

Esrac posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

LOL

Did they cast Mario to be his Italian VA?

lol it really does sound like Mario when he falls

It's just Mario's voice edited over the scene...
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They just pulled a mass immigration policy in Gen 8 tho
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boxington posted...

I'm on episode 10 or 11, and I'm wondering - will Asuka and Shinji's dad keep being shitty characters, because I don't like either one

I don't know if Asuka becomes less shitty necessarily, but you get some insight later on
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Sorry, was with a friend all day being hopelessly in love knowing it would never work, you know how it is >_>
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NeonOctopus posted...

Blue_Inigo posted...

They removed the line "I'm so fucked up"

Trash dub tbh

Fucking really!? Why would they do that? That's such an iconic line

They went with the original line instead of the dub line
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I kind of want to save up for the Platinum collection >_>
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I've always wanted to do some form of martial arts, but I'm too afraid of injuring my mouth and never being able to play trombone again <_<
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AvantgardeAClue posted...

Advance Wars stopped being made because none of y'all fucked with Days of Ruin

If only they realized with Valkyria Chronicles and Girl's Frontline that military waifus were a thing

Advance Wars stopped being a thing because they don't know how to implement waifus like FE did
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Blue_Inigo posted...

How much will Will suffer this time

Not enough
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What is Good Omens?
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Solar_Crimson posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

I just don't understand how we're 2+ years into the Switch's lifespan and there's still not a Wario Ware

To be fair, the 3DS didn't get a WarioWare game until this year.

That's even crazier to think about
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I just don't understand how we're 2+ years into the Switch's lifespan and there's still not a Wario Ware
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Tag.
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Tag
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Thanks for the pics
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ToadallyAwesome posted...

Holy shit is the new Dub bad. Its just soulless.

Whats weird is they got VAs for the Rebuild movies that were the same people or atleast mimicked them well.

Is this what we waited like 7 months for?

They got new VAs just to have them mimic the old ones. It feels like they did everything they could to save money on this.
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DrizztLink posted...

Middle hope posted...

Snowflakes so easily butthurt

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r25 posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

r25 posted...

So don't watch this version? Been waiting to get into this anime, but I guess I have to hunt down the sub.

You can watch it subbed on Netflix

But isn't it missing songs or something. And is it the original dub. Or sub

You'll be missing the end credits and the bgm for one emotional scene. If you can set up a Japanese VPN the series is untouched on Netflix. The sub is still the original, the dub is new and the old dub isn't up.
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r25 posted...

So don't watch this version? Been waiting to get into this anime, but I guess I have to hunt down the sub.

You can watch it subbed on Netflix
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Man, this really bums me out. Obviously my memories of the original dub still exists and the sub is still fine, but I have friends who are watching for the first time and it sucks knowing they're getting a lesser experience
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billcom6 posted...

just watch the sub like real weebs

The sub has the same issue of losing Fly Me To the Moon, it's replaced in the Misato scene as well
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MakoReizei posted...

so were the Engrish covers of Fly Me To The Moon

False, those were some of the best versions ever sung
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Fuck it, I'm just going to pirate it and watch it properly
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Link43130 posted...

did they cut cruel angel's thesis too? replace it with a 4kids style rap?

No
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Fuck Netflix, they cut Fly Me to the Moon
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Freddie_Mercury posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

New dub

dropped

Blue_Inigo posted...

Delirious_Beard posted...

spencer isn't reprising?

Everyone was replaced. Netflix wanted a shiny new dub for some reason

The original dub has a shit ton of issues, there are lines that completely change character motivations and sound effects added for no reason
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New dub, Shinji sounds like a girl
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Earthbounds my favorite game of all time and I've yet to finish Mother. It's definitely a chore, especially if you step away for awhile and try to come back.

The first time I played I made it to Mt. Itoi and my save corrupted. I didn't go back for another 6 years.
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Milkman5 posted...

Awakening didn't have hot girls, except Aversa.
Tharja is only hot in art outside of Awakening.

.

I'm going to have to ask you not to disrespect my waifu like this
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Turbam posted...

Are you gonna play the first one too?

I beat it last summer. I liked it in terms of writing and atmosphere, but it was kind of a chore gameplay wise. I probably won't replay it for a while.
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EB and Mother 3 are two of my favorite games but I haven't played them in a few years. They're just extremely cozy, or at least EB is. I've been chilling on the name select screen because of how much I love the OST. I'd kill for a Mother collection with a clay artstyle, or even something like the Link's Awakening remake.
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Tyranthraxus posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

I think Zeno could beat FC Darkseid, in a weird way Zamasu was similar to Darkseid's concept form <_<

Zeno may/may not beat Darkseid but he can't win against Mr. Mxyzptlk

Is there anyone in the Marvel or DBZ universe who has the power of the 5th dimension imps?
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CapnMuffin posted...

The game is hella weird in tone and atmosphere. It creeps me out. It feels like almost stream of consciousness but formatted into a somewhat cohesive game? I dunno.

Something about the world design so far seems off. Maybe it changes as I progress, but everything feels compact and tight, like it all is built upwards.
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I think Zeno could beat FC Darkseid, in a weird way Zamasu was similar to Darkseid's concept form <_<
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Superman 1 Million solos, also Final Crisis Darkseid,or Dr. Blue Dick
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This isn't what I was expecting lol. It's fun, but I was expecting a cruder BK/DK, it feels super clunky.
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It doesn't feel as polished as the Banjo games or DK64
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Highwind07 posted...

OoT just feels more like an adventure game than MM. There are a lot to do in between dungeons and in dungeons that are more fleshed out than the dungeons in MM. To me the main dungeons and story of MM feels like an afterthought compared to the masks and sidequests.

I've never really thought of Majora as an adventure game. I mean you go on an adventure, but it's less "Be the hero of a grand adventure" and more "Everything is already fucked please unfuck"
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solosnake posted...

Bostic and an 18-year-old friend robbed a group of six people who were delivering Christmas presents to a needy family in St. Louis. Two shots were fired. A bullet grazed one person, but no one was seriously injured. The two then abducted and robbed another woman who said she was groped by Bostics accomplice before the two released her. They used the money they stole from her to buy marijuana

Nah, let him rot
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Update later today
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I hear Undertale and Lisa are similar, but from what I've seen neither really matches the EB series
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Number090684 posted...

I wish Etika would stop being whiny bitch and make up his fucking mind as to what he wants to do with his life. End it if he wants to, IDGAF, but if not, stop being a selfish dick and playing games with your friend's and family's emotions you ignant fuck.

I remember you, you have some really weird vendetta against Etika and wanted him to kill himself
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Milkman5 posted...

It's like taking a timed test except they don't tell you how many questions there are so you don't know what pace you should be going at, if you should be panicking etc.

It's a stupid mechanic. The 3 days last almost 3 hours. Who the fuck wants to redo a game from a checkpoint from 3 hours ago?

No one. Maybe kids who are bored and have nothing else to play or do.

Wut? I think I've maybe had to restart a dungeon twice in all my play throughs
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I prefer the MM bosses to OoT. I always felt like the OoT bosses were pretty boring. It doesn't help that I see the first 3 dungeons and bosses as filler so to speak. To me the 4 Majora dungeons are more thought out than all of the OoT dungeons. And I never understood the complaint about the time limit. I never felt like I didn't have enough time.
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