Lurker > stone

Just can't sleep anymore. Not home, so I can't do much else than last around doing nothing. (not that I would have gotten up and been productive if I had been at home, it's not even 6 yet)

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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Wait

Hol up

I thought you were going asexual

He is, as in, he's never going to get laid (so basically no change)

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boxington posted...

what are you gonna do with a phone, Doge?

What we all do with our phones.. Watch cat videos online.

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Klaus was decent (or at least the second half was, didn't watch the beginning of it, only caught the second half while my nieces were watching it)

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sauceje posted...

You should be able to do it by logging in to the EGS site on a browser

Well I'm dumb. Thanks that worked!

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Is there a way to get them without being home? Tried to install the Epic store app on my phone but there's no actual store there, only fortnite and that other game, no way for me to claim the free game..

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Star Wars : the Rise of Skywanker

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The chemical appeared to come from a business in the Detroit suburbs that was shut down in 2016 for illegally storing hazardous materials, state environmental officials said

And they never thought it might have been a good idea to clean up the place afterwards to prevent what happened?

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Foppe posted...

Cat tries to make horse kick the dog.

@jpennys_cat what do you have to say to those accusations?

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He could probably get impeached again before the elections.

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Tired-Insomniac posted...

His lightsaber was cool

But it always bugged me how stiff Lee stood during the Dooku vs Yoda force powers scene

https://youtu.be/3UUQIIOO8RM

Like, look at about 0:42 when he drops part of the ceiling

It looks so bad

Dooku could have killed Yoda instead of running into his ship when he dropped the pillar on Obi-Wan and Anakin (and Yoda probably could have killed Dooku when he stopped fighting to make the pillar fall in the first place)

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No idea, I can still see his posts, but when I click on him he's not active anymore. That was fast, but no one's surprised.

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....
AAAND he's gone

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Transgender posted...

Well that does make me sound like goats now doesnt it

Shit did I block myself

No, it makes you sound like one of the people who visit the failed subreddit.

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Transgender posted...

Well goats just blocked me so does that prove to you it's not me

Honestly don't give a fuck, just dicking around, you did show up on here right away as soon as you gained access to the board, so yeah.

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Transgender posted...

I am not goats

That's what goats would say if he didn't want people to know it was him! Even more suspicious! I have my eye on you!

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Transgender posted...

Anyone find it suspicious that's goats closed a few accounts and claimed to be leaving

Then that lasergun account showed up until it broke the rules

Now cowthief shows up and instantly takes a Keen interest in these topics

And now YOU show up! How suspicious!

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JimCarrysToe posted...

Doge should never have been elected, he's a sexual predator. I heard he humped an underage cate!

He grabbed a literal pussy! How dare he!

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Crono99 posted...

Me playing Mass Effect

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RaggedCompetentCrocodileskink-small.gif

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Roar

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lww99 posted...

<img src="//:0"><img src="//:0">Lmfao signed Dick n Bawlz

https://twitter.com/JoeySalads/status/1207514861204377602?s=20

Yeah because I totally believe he got it removed mere hours after the impeachment announcement.

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Ethosian posted...

This is where you're wrong. He cares deeply that he's the third president to be impeached. He's pissed as hell.

He probably thinks the other two didn't deserve it and he should have been the first and not third cause he's a big baby

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That's so bigly! Another thing Trump did that Obama didn't! In your face, leftists!

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Well.. I have a feeling this topic will become very popular, with the impeachment and the meltdowns that will ensue.

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3001 karma, technically you turned sage on Thursday, not Friday.

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That's fake news!
Everyone knows this is the real person of the year.

https://i.imgur.com/9USgrSU.jpg

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RE_expert44 posted...

necro bumping is usually on topics that have had 0 activity that are about to purge. It is usually bumped very late at night, and the bumper deletes their post ASAP to try to hide their identity. I have had it happen to several of my topics, and i usually quote the users bump so they cant hide it. 1 guy has numerous alts and does this for some odd reason and he gets super mad when called out on it. Its either some kind of weird fetish or extreme mental disability IMO.

And they usually do it in controversial topics, race, political, sexism

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yusiko posted...

yes and he is 10 years old
10 year olds are assholes but being bullied by grown men on the internet who never outgrew their 10 year old asshole phase is not justice its just people who need to grow the fuck up

Being 10 isn't a free pass to be a complete asshole. Act like an asshole, expect to be treated in kind, no matter your age. When I was 10, I was polite to others, strangers or not.

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yusiko posted...

kids an ass, the guy who posted the exchange online is an ass
the redditers who bullied a 10 year old kid are asses

no one comes across good in this story
at least the 10 year old has the excuse of being 10
everyone else is just an ass

He started it by asking for something for free and calling the other guy a dumbass for no reason.

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Hanky_Bannister posted...

we just spent a month of hearings proving this with trump, buddy

And then there's the three years of presidency.

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Giga Bowser or something like that, I would assume?

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PiOverlord posted...

We'll have a day off tomorrow, one before the CElite Eight round, and then yet another before the championship match. There's always the chance I take a day off on Christmas Eve/Christmas as well, but we'll see!

ok ;) But still, even taking those days off, you'll be done before the end is over, so that's nice :D

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PiOverlord posted...

This is the end of round 3.

15 matches to go! At this rate, final match will be on Christmas Eve!

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Woah really? On a Sunday? Damn

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I think I watched the first episode or two a few years ago.. I liked it, but for some reason never got around to watching the rest of it.

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Every year or two, when the bottom's color becomes a bit too weird, or if the hook holes start to rip from too much pulling on them to open/close the curtain. I should probably change it more often, I mean they're pretty cheap to buy, but it's not a priority to me.

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I like all of them, but out of those, I'm the one weirdo who voted for strawberries.

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So you dreamed you were The Admiral?

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Orange, but both are good.

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Only wanting 9s and 10s isn't why they're celibate..

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That, and feeling entitled "I'm a nice guy I deserve a hot woman" (hint: they're usually not nice guys)

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Malfunction posted...

the guy necrobumping a topic about Israel is definitely not trying to troll I am very smart 2002 Ford focus

They're always the kind of topics he bumps too, the controversial ones that bring our three "best" out of some posters

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pkmnlord posted...

I haven't seen either one. They're terrible quality. I can find better shot amateur vids of complete nobodies.

Better shot with better looking women, too.

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DrizztLink posted...

To be fair, you did bypass the system.

Two wrongs, etc.

I still don't understand how abusing the block system to avoid getting marked isn't bypassing as well, but fuck me, right?

You can still mark them.
Just report a different message and put something along the lines of "post #102 is abusing the block system/necrobumping" in the note text box.

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Meet the Fockers, motherfucker

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Youuu

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Bio1590 posted...

Yeah but I've actually seen topics on CE where the last post was a deleted post not following this "rule".

It was probably a moderation. Those still count as a post in terms of timestamps, self-deletions throw the topic back at the end of the list.

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PleaseClap posted...

the joke is that this board is already flooded with new accounts that only exist to troll

I know.. But it would ensure they don't come back two days later when they get put in timeout.

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PleaseClap posted...

if Allen actually banned tenured users then this board would be flooded with brand new accounts that are created just to troll

No change from the year old accounts that just troll.

Bio1590 posted...

Which is why we've been asking for an elevated karma minimum for years as well.

I'm surprised they haven't raised it yet.. Even just raising it to 15 or 20 would make a difference. But I feel like 30 or 50 would be better.

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FF_Redux posted...

Uh men are called homewreckers too. Weird topic.

On par for the course for sunhawk.
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