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TopicEh why bother
Turtlebread
12/25/19 12:27:03 AM
#2
its so you can play golf at a fancy club when youre like 80 years old and retired


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Topichappy birthday Santa
Turtlebread
12/24/19 11:57:50 PM
#2
TopicYou are working on that beach bod, right CE?
Turtlebread
12/24/19 11:23:32 PM
#10
Pepys Monster posted...
It all comes down to genetics.

that's right

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TopicYou are working on that beach bod, right CE?
Turtlebread
12/24/19 11:14:41 PM
#8
Ive been lifting for 5 years and it doesnt even look like I go to the gym


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TopicITT: I play Kingdom Come Deliverance (ongoing spoilers)
Turtlebread
12/24/19 11:07:45 PM
#100
I hate Henry and his dopey fucking voice actor and his dopey fucking face

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TopicIt's a pet peeve of mine when people take up both sides of an escalator
Turtlebread
12/23/19 7:55:56 PM
#7
walking up or down escalators has been the norm everywhere Ive lived

cant imagine a populace so lazy that this never happens

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TopicThe Witcher is both better and worse than I expected.
Turtlebread
12/23/19 11:38:08 AM
#33
pinky0926 posted...
I was 3 episodes in before I realised we were in different timezones.

what's wrong with that

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TopicWhat are your New Years resolutions?
Turtlebread
12/23/19 4:15:56 AM
#19
Get engineering job before end of 2020 or kill myself.

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TopicAnybody planning on gettin money in 2020? Whats your plan?
Turtlebread
12/23/19 4:09:37 AM
#2
Winning the lottery

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Topici hate when i ask girls if they had an orgasm and they say
Turtlebread
12/23/19 3:57:17 AM
#52
You can really tell that TC is the only one that has sex in this topic

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Topiccounter strike: global offensive -> manage -> remove from account
Turtlebread
12/20/19 1:00:56 PM
#1
feels good to be rid of this luck based shooter

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TopicLara Croft has been through more shit than Claire and Jill COMBINED.
Turtlebread
12/20/19 11:39:54 AM
#12
one punch man would beat them all up

eat shit nerds

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Topicdo you think i could be the next taylor swift?
Turtlebread
12/20/19 1:42:11 AM
#2
TopicYour expectations for The Witcher?
Turtlebread
12/19/19 11:52:28 PM
#12
I just hope it has a cool theme song

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TopicImagine a game colab w/ George R.R Martin and Hidetaka Miyazaki.
Turtlebread
12/19/19 2:36:14 PM
#3
it's gonna be the death stranding of the 2020s

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TopicTfw find dream guitar after years of searching but ur broke
Turtlebread
12/19/19 10:18:30 AM
#25
looks like ass

just get a nice ibanez

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TopicThis is a grade 1 math question in China. The fuck?
Turtlebread
12/19/19 9:54:01 AM
#32
this question would have stopped me in my tracks for months at 1st grade

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Topic1 week until Xmas
Turtlebread
12/18/19 11:22:25 AM
#5
saxon is.. something something

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TopicWikipedia keeps begging me for money
Turtlebread
12/18/19 9:23:48 AM
#6
then stop using it you loser

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TopicIs there a CE poster you have beef with?
Turtlebread
12/18/19 12:22:08 AM
#37
Parappa09 posted...
i hate all users equally but i'm gonna call out @Turtlebread specifically


listen here you little shit


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TopicRemember that video with the Asian couple and the White guy?
Turtlebread
12/17/19 2:15:26 PM
#3
that video was proven fake by a panel of experts

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TopicYou see a girl thats a perfect 10 walking down the street, wat do you say to her
Turtlebread
12/17/19 1:01:01 PM
#33
Why don't you just pick up girls at a club like normal cool people

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TopicYou see a girl thats a perfect 10 walking down the street, wat do you say to her
Turtlebread
12/17/19 12:46:49 PM
#27
No_U_L7 posted...
That's a great line actually...what would YOU say instead?

fucking nothing because we all got places to be

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TopicYou see a girl thats a perfect 10 walking down the street, wat do you say to her
Turtlebread
12/17/19 12:41:27 PM
#16
I say something cringy as fuck like 'hey there, you're looking adorably touristy, but like in a cute way' cause I learnt from one of the world's top pick up artists.

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TopicAttack on Titan (Spoilers)
Turtlebread
12/17/19 12:17:51 PM
#2
what was in the basement

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TopicHanging out with a normie family is weird
Turtlebread
12/17/19 10:13:25 AM
#2
you guys get gifts?

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TopicProfessional Pick Up Artist (PUA) shows off his skillz
Turtlebread
12/17/19 7:57:28 AM
#28
I would kill to not be as lame as this dude

and it would be myself Id be killing

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Topicwhy the GOD damn FUCK are you not following this HOT korean MILF on insta??
Turtlebread
12/17/19 6:28:31 AM
#8
I feel like Im more attractive than her and I dont follow anyone less attractive than me so

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TopicProfessional pick-up artist (PUA) showcases his skills
Turtlebread
12/16/19 2:27:21 PM
#96
No_U_L7 posted...
Generally if you're crying and telling sob stories to earn sympathy you're giving up your value

Tell me where in that video he does that

Also stop with the strawman lol

the part with the therapy and depression starting at 2:30
even as a joke it was pathetic
I had better 'game' when I was 10

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TopicProfessional pick-up artist (PUA) showcases his skills
Turtlebread
12/16/19 1:44:35 PM
#54
lol

is talking about your therapist and depression standard protocol then?

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TopicProfessional pick-up artist (PUA) showcases his skills
Turtlebread
12/16/19 12:13:31 PM
#26
If this guy is a top 3 pickup artist you can call me Romeo

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TopicIf Dua Lipa farts at night .....and no one hears it.
Turtlebread
12/16/19 8:32:52 AM
#2
TopicProfessional pick-up artist (PUA) showcases his skills
Turtlebread
12/16/19 6:39:30 AM
#3
TopicThis iz me
Turtlebread
12/14/19 3:15:19 AM
#3
Very cool pics

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TopicYou can tell 6 Underground is a Michael Bay movie because of the way it is
Turtlebread
12/13/19 9:08:31 AM
#4
Im only watching it cause of Ryan Reynolds

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TopicYou can tell 6 Underground is a Michael Bay movie because of the way it is
Turtlebread
12/13/19 8:52:56 AM
#1
Theres a surprising amount of gore in it though

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TopicWhat if God made the universe like Todd Howard?
Turtlebread
12/13/19 8:03:26 AM
#2
Do you get to the cloud district often

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TopicIIT we are youtuber commentors.
Turtlebread
12/13/19 2:50:02 AM
#3
person 1: how many of this did you want?
person 2: yes

1.7k likes

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TopicSo how the fuck does Sekiro not win GOTY tomorrow not?
Turtlebread
12/13/19 2:12:56 AM
#25
I didn't even know this was an actual contest

it's still boring af

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TopicWhy does her shirt say BABES (noun)
Turtlebread
12/13/19 2:09:58 AM
#2
its called fashion sweaty

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TopicGirlfriend of 3 years broke up with me
Turtlebread
12/13/19 2:07:56 AM
#28
TopicMore than half of Italians in poll say racism is justifiable
Turtlebread
12/12/19 5:32:32 AM
#6
pizza apizza pizza

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TopicSo how many areas/"maps" are in Elder Scrolls Online?
Turtlebread
12/11/19 10:33:24 PM
#14
Is it like Skyrim

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TopicMan Google search of Patrick Star clapping cheeks.
Turtlebread
12/11/19 7:42:04 PM
#7
pegusus123456 posted...



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TopicSo how the fuck does Sekiro not win GOTY tomorrow not?
Turtlebread
12/11/19 7:26:23 PM
#3
cause that shit was boring af

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Topicwhat do you do when someone sitting next to you starts tearing up?
Turtlebread
12/11/19 12:29:56 PM
#4
I do nothing and keep browsing CE

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