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things would cost less if we had a purely capitalist system without the government throwing socialism into the system
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https://imgur.com/UZrO45n

Cottage cheese, pineapple slices, and a glass of milk.

How do you rate this meal?
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Vita_Aeterna posted...

How does she propose to pay for all that?

tax the rich and corporations
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John Lech who lived there with his girlfriend and her 9-year-old son
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when you think about it, all language and communication is a meme
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viewmaster_pi posted...

How fucking sick would a train trip over the ocean be? Or even better, through a tube under the water.

in england they have a tube that goes under the ocean to france
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it's funny that the tolerant left pretends to care about poor people and the jobless and people who can't afford dental care on the whole as an abstract concept

but when faced with individual poor people with bad teeth, they hate us on a personal level
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Villain posted...

TC is an unemployed man with 5 teeth who blamed Obama for his situation.

However his situation has not changed when Trump assumed office.

please stop unemployment shaming and dental shaming

im not unemployed; i hate a part time minimum wage job. and i have more than 5 teeth

please stop cyberbullying me

society's problems are so bad Trump hasn't been able to solve then in only 2 years; he needs another term to finish making america great again
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EH_9XL3X0AAloO2.jpg
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mustachedmystic posted...

TV's are cheap now a days, you should have no problem finding plenty of 55" name brand examples for 500 bucks. Maybe not a true 4k, but 1080, easy.

mbn to have 500 bux
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it's not fair
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did you test drive a jeep

theyre nice vehicles
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R1masher posted...

Philoktetes posted...

>dairy
Mayo

Wait! Mayo is dairy now?

it's made from eggs
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A McChicken costs $1.00, and is 400 calories.

It only costs $5.00 to eat for a whole day on McChickens.

They cover most food groups

>meat
Chicken

>veggies
Lettuce

>grains
Bun

>dairy
Mayo

Its a superfood
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Heineken14 posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ca7bdz/aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a_6_foot/

114d ago.

don't doxx me
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i dont understand why hes allowed to be anonymous anyway

isnt being able to face your accuser a key part of are justice system
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i live in a different time zone
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what's LL
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Heineken14 posted...

Good. Right wingers should try tondo things that would lower the need for abortion instead of the opposite and then trying to also ban abortion.

we do

we tell people not to have premarital sex yet they do it anyway

some people are just sinners
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spudger posted...

nice!

fuck alabama and its religio-fascist government

i tip my fedora to you, good sir
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Butterfiles posted...

Tc do you ever make topics that aren't copy pasted from reddit?

half of my posts are copypasted, from reddit, half from something awful, and half from 4chan
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greedy athletes shouldn't be able to ruin the purity of the NCAA's amaetuerism system
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What I thought would be a total non issue has ballooned into a huge problem and I'm up at 7:05 AM dealing with it. I figured while I wait for a text, I could post here to see if what I did was really that bad.

I'm a big fat ass, there's no way around it. I love to eat which probably borders on addiction but I figure since I'm only hurting myself it's probably better to just live my life. I have some great friends although there is no doubt I'm the "harmless, funny token fat guy" of the otherwise pretty good looking group. I guess that sets the stage enough.

Last night my friend hosted UFC and I was invited. He got a 6 foot party sub. I also brought homemade wings that are sort of my specialty. Well of course people flocked to the food and I had basically one serving of the sandwich but people devoured my wings and I didn't get to have a single one. Which is totally fine that's why I brought them but maybe an hour later I was starving. I kept eyeing the sandwich and I'd say there was about 3 feet of it left. I waited an hour, then another half hour and no one had touched it (but they were still munching on chips, pretzels and what not). So I was like screw it...I took about half of what was left and ate it. Then the last half sat for another 10-15 minutes and no one said anything so ate the rest.

Well to be sure as I was swallowing the last bite the host's girlfriend asked where the sandwich was. Like I was the guilty party pretty much everyone pointed at me. I guess they'd noticed me eating the sandwich. She was furious and said that I was an incredible pig and that I had been super selfish to eat 3 feet of a sandwich. I felt so bad I tried to explain to her that I really did wait over an hour and thought people had lost interest. I also tried to explain how everyone had ate my wings and she said something along the lines of "you brought them to share Alan, if someone had eaten over half by themselves that's not fucking sharing is it?"

I offered to order pizza or even go get subways and she said that it was a pathetic offer because the party sub had been from a local shop owned by her friends. I said I was sorry but the night was so tense from then on out.

I woke up this morning to several texts from my twin sisters (the host's girlfriend's best friends) saying that I had to get my shit under control and that everyone is really mad at me and that I embarrassed myself last night. I tried to explain to them what my mindset had been and they haven't responded.

Was I the asshole for eating that much of the sandwich last night?
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millennials already did this 5 years ago

https://www.cnn.com/2016/12/02/us/baby-its-cold-outside-cover-trnd/index.html
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The Popo posted...

>mobile link
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Shablagoo posted...

The Top Crusader posted...

I... don't recall Biff being President in any timeline. >_>

Whoops yeah he just ended up being a super rich guy lol

how did they predict donald trump would become a super rich guy O_O
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brotrrwinner posted...

I wonder how she feels knowing she's only there to attract views

she's just taking advantage of mike and his cinemassacre connections to try to draw viewers to her own streaming channel
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bknight posted...

Philoktetes posted...

Schwarz posted...

tiny small penis/10

why us smallpenisshaming so accepted in our society?

what do you want us to do? we literally have no control over the size of our penis. it's a genetic thing it's not our fault

when you say things like this, you make us feel insecure

then when we try to make up for our insecurity you make us feel worse

what do you want from us?

when you be mean to people, you only further the cycle of insecuirty

You really need to save up for a corvette.

my driver's license is suspended for another 2 years because of some misunderstandings and DUIs
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Schwarz posted...

tiny small penis/10

why us smallpenisshaming so accepted in our society?

what do you want us to do? we literally have no control over the size of our penis. it's a genetic thing it's not our fault

when you say things like this, you make us feel insecure

then when we try to make up for our insecurity you make us feel worse

what do you want from us?

when you be mean to people, you only further the cycle of insecuirty
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https://i.imgur.com/D9xy4NX.jpg?1
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Somewhere between 1992-1995, I would say, I remember a commercial of Hulk Hogan advertising a certain pair of shoes. Inside the sole there was a drawer-like compartment in which one was supposed to keep small pieces of meat such as beef jerky or ham. This meat would be kept warm while they walked.

I have asked roughly 20 people if they remember this product, none of them do. Someone suggested that due to the outrageousness of the product, it's possible that I am remembering a spoof commercial from Saturday Night Live. That is most definitely a possibility. But I remember seeing this commercial on more than one occasion. Certainly my seven-year-old self couldn't have been having reoccurring dreams of Hulk Hogan shoes.

Here is a picture of what I vaguely remember it to look like:

https://imgur.com/Be1NXst
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if they were about to put a tracker on it why didn't they just kill it
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im fat and funny and im a virgin

what am i doing wrong
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it's not journalism

it's commentary
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TheGoldenEel posted...

That guys a piece of shit

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/432233-mypillow-ceo-says-trump-was-chosen-by-god-to-run-for-president?amp

i tip my fedora to you, good sir
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id have to read her texts to make sure theyre just friendly texts
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the gamer word occurs like 100 times in huckleberry finn
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the mark twain award is presented for an individual's entire body of work and contribution to comedy, not one specific work
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how much does it pay? are there benefits? oh, and i'll need every friday off
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SquantoZ posted...

what kind of pizza? Dominos, pizza hut, etc?

papa john's

peperony and chease
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no worse than what jane fonda did
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i was out for a hike so i missed him but he signed the box and i ate the pizza

i dont even want to know what's going on
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so glad i grew up playing with real toys instead of videogames
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it's their punishment for booing are President
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the healthy mormon dietary restrictions help
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soulunison2 posted...

Imagine not drinking whiskey

sometimes you just want a beer at certain times like breakfast so you don't get too drunk
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drinking with boomers:
>u want a beer?
>hell yeah pal!

drinking with millennials:
>u want a beer?
>i dunno, is it cold
>yeh
>what kinda beer?
>just beer dude
>you got any lagers?
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Malfunction posted...

Tc just stole some dumb viral tweet from last week and nobody cared (tbf one guy did)

it doesn't matter if i stole it or not

what matters is that it makes u think
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i tip my fedora to you, good sir
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