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TopicAina Suzuki being princess carried by her wife Suwa Nanaka
KnightofShikari
10/09/19 9:27:04 PM
#6
ProfessorKukui posted...
That was more like a light lift. Does she even lift, bro?!




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TopicMy ass a lot like weight lifting
KnightofShikari
10/06/19 5:43:41 PM
#5
a lot of grunting and straining but poor form leads to tears and injuries?
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TopicBuy a house or rent an apartment
KnightofShikari
10/06/19 11:44:38 AM
#33
i'm thinking about moving out of my apartment, just because of a lot of issues with renting. noise from neighbors, dumbasses parking their cars in 2 spots, and just wanting more space. i've looked around and did some calculations and the monthly mortgage in this area would be maybe $100 more for house. not too sure about taxes yet so i need to look into that.
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TopicFucking Walmart (but mostly people in general).
KnightofShikari
10/05/19 5:25:09 PM
#10
ugh, so many stories of people just being annoying as hell in walmart. still pisses me off that a super fat family of 6 (i think their 10 year old was pushing 200 lbs) was just casually walking down the parking lot aisle and didn't want to move over to let my car through

and don't forget all the "oh the item i need is over there so i'll just leave my cart blocking the entire aisle and be back in a few minutes oh wait did i need something from the next aisle over let me go grab it real quick" people
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TopicEverytime you lie, your dick gets bigger.
KnightofShikari
10/03/19 8:20:52 PM
#5
i could literally say "my dick is huge" until it actually is huge
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Topicnew The King's Man trailer (Kingsman prequel)
KnightofShikari
09/30/19 7:49:41 PM
#13
i mean, it looks like the plot is going to be similar to the first, which isn't a bad thing. have a young guy join the organization and help stop something world ending. but now they can't have all the super fancy gadgets since it's WW1 time, though i guess they'll play a little loose with being "period accurate". i'm excited
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TopicNintendo just robbed my bank account with switch online renewal
KnightofShikari
09/28/19 10:33:21 AM
#7
nintendo seems to have made it easy to turn off auto renewal. i remember having to dig around a bit to find the option on ps4, and i think on 360 i had to use the website rather than the console to turn it off
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TopicWhen We Love Our Food So Much That It Goes Extinct
KnightofShikari
09/23/19 7:59:20 PM
#7
Nall posted...
As long as we stick with keeping chicken and cow populations up we should be good.

don't forget pigs
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TopicSo Death Stranding, FFVIIR, and now probably TLOU2 coming in the next 6 months
KnightofShikari
09/22/19 7:03:10 PM
#7
waiting on all those. death stranding could either be incredible or terrible. FF7R is episodic so i'm waiting to see if the next episodes will actually be on ps4, or be forced to get a ps5 to continue. and how they'll carry progress over if it goes to ps5. TLOU2 i'll wait on a price drop since the first game showed nice trailers for enemy AI but when it came out the AI was downgraded heavily, so i'll wait on that. plus, TLOU1 got a remaster so i might just wait until a ps5 version
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TopicWill you ever let your kid have a BB gun??
KnightofShikari
09/16/19 8:37:31 PM
#2
TopicWhy am I still bothering with college?
KnightofShikari
09/16/19 8:00:18 PM
#3
because if you have more money then that means you can afford to buy more expensive meats and alcohol, or a greater quantity of those expensive meats and alcohol
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TopicAnyone here plan on renting forever? Anything wrong with renting instead of
KnightofShikari
09/16/19 7:39:49 PM
#23
is there like a minimum "i plan on living in the house for at least X years" that i should follow? thinking about getting a house since i'm getting tired of having to deal with neighbors and the noise they make
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TopicWhat should I order from DoorDash/Grubhub?
KnightofShikari
09/15/19 3:47:30 PM
#5
something really stinky so the driver's car smells of your food for days. is there a place that sells fresh sliced durian?
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Topic$1,000,000 but you have to wear your underwear outside of your pants for a year.
KnightofShikari
09/06/19 7:15:48 PM
#7
TopicI once didnt get an engineering job because I'm an asian male
KnightofShikari
09/06/19 7:07:29 PM
#7
aren't the points for college acceptance like 0 for whites and -50 for asian or something? meaning asians have to work harder just for being born asian, which is garbage if you ask me
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TopicSo what Wii U games are left to be ported to the Switch? >_>
KnightofShikari
09/06/19 11:47:43 AM
#3
Topicdo work laptops have cameras for employers to spy on you thru
KnightofShikari
09/05/19 4:48:28 PM
#4
use black electrical tape over the camera. no idea what to do about the microphone though
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Topic#xbox is now trending in Japan because of sakurai
KnightofShikari
09/05/19 2:30:30 PM
#14
Error1355 posted...
Garioshi posted...
This legitimately might double Xbox One sales in Japan

So about 40 units?

i think they sold like 56 units last week, so it might hit triple digits now
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TopicWhat if California were to remove the grade system so kids cant flunk school?
KnightofShikari
09/04/19 5:02:16 PM
#5
there were kids who graduated high school that could barely read a paragraph of 8th grade text and decipher its meaning
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TopicDo ugly people get over it?
KnightofShikari
09/04/19 12:00:07 PM
#3
TopicAs an Asian male I'm expected to take care of my parents in their old age.
KnightofShikari
09/03/19 9:42:55 AM
#6
how have your asian parents not been trying to find a match for you since you were 18? my mother has been showing me "nice" girls, except she continually gets big things wrong. like i'm in america and only speak english, and she can finds girls overseas who can't speak english and/or don't want to come to america

then she's like "go out and date anyone you want" then continually speaks bad about certain big groups of people because she's of the older generation and doesn't care about annoying people
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TopicIf you had to walk or bike to work instead of drive, you'd be pretty fit.
KnightofShikari
09/02/19 2:19:07 PM
#10
unfortunately i live in america so even though there might be sidewalks or bike lanes i see drivers just not give a shit and almost hit pedestrians/cyclists every week. even worse is when a cyclist is wearing bright clothing in a sunny day in a bike lane and a car wants to use it to save 10 seconds on their morning coffee run

i don't trust other people
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TopicREMINDER: American Chinese food =/= actual Chinese food.
KnightofShikari
09/01/19 10:16:30 AM
#9
i usually look for places that serve chicken feet, even though i don't order them
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TopicYou know what happened when I didn't like a certain game?
KnightofShikari
08/31/19 10:27:06 AM
#5
yeah but what did you do when a game came out for a system you didn't own that is getting decent reviews? did you run to your interweb box and leave bad reviews so you felt better about your loyalty to a corporation?
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Topicnew laws being put in place to ensure funeral homes
KnightofShikari
08/31/19 10:25:14 AM
#8
jpenny2 posted...
It's unreasonable to have to pay exorbitant prices for services you are obligated to use.

i can't just do the same thing at the end of ROTJ?
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TopicRate your last passing of feces 0/10
KnightofShikari
08/30/19 8:55:40 PM
#5
3/10

Had some korean food for dinner. shat like 3 times in the morning, all soft and lots of farting at the same time. lots of wiping
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TopicYou wake up tomorrow with all the powers of Superman. What do?
KnightofShikari
08/26/19 10:39:33 PM
#18
Topicwhats stopping me from making a pancake with a pop tart in it
KnightofShikari
08/25/19 12:54:55 PM
#10
i once made brownies with a cookie top. i wanted to experiment and i noticed the temperature for both was the same but the cookies took less time. so i put the brownie batter in, baked it for a while, then put the cookie batter on top and finished both. was super delicious. moral of the story is don't let our dreams be dreams.

i would suggest maybe putting the pancake batter down, cooking for a little bit, then pop tart and a little more batter, then flipping. no idea if this will work though. i would guess you wouldn't want the pop tart to sink and touch the hot surface which is why i suggest letting it cook a little
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TopicDoc says I gotta cut back on meat
KnightofShikari
08/22/19 8:49:25 PM
#9
Topicwhy do people feel like they can make as much noise as they want in an apartment
KnightofShikari
08/19/19 7:39:39 PM
#6
wonder if i should try to set up something to catch him making noise, but i'm not sure if standard microphone stuff would catch low frequency noises very well

also he has a dog that sometimes just goes apeshit, and it wood floors so i can hear the scratching when it tries to run
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Topicwhy do people feel like they can make as much noise as they want in an apartment
KnightofShikari
08/19/19 7:14:28 PM
#1
like, it sounds like the dude upstairs was dropping a heavy box over and over, for about 5 minutes. i've already talked to him MULTIPLE times about all the noise he's making, so this time i just hit the ceiling a few times. he continues dropping whatever, so i hit more. he then STOMPS a bunch, so i just hit the ceiling again. he finally stops, but later on as he's stomping down the stairs i hear him talking to someone (i guess on the phone?) saying he should be able to make as much noise since it's HIS apartment

i really just need to find a house or something
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Topic1 billion but you have to serve Satan for 100 years.
KnightofShikari
08/18/19 2:39:57 PM
#11
what if i use my billion dollars to kill all humans before i die? HA loophole
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TopicEveryone wants to know how to succeed financially.. I'll give it to you for free
KnightofShikari
08/18/19 1:04:23 PM
#6
Topic$10 million, but you have Black Bolt's power
KnightofShikari
08/18/19 10:19:44 AM
#6
i have tons of allergies so i think my sneezes would destroy entire cities
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Topic1 million, or the power to instantly charge anything.
KnightofShikari
08/17/19 3:43:10 PM
#17
TopicWhy do people buy houses if they live alone?
KnightofShikari
08/17/19 3:37:56 PM
#13
- get away from noisy and loud neighbors
- could be about the same money as an apartment
- more space for my stuff
- no more fighting for parking
- better for pets
- can watch loud shit at night in home theater without worrying
- no need to worry when you order adult items online
- more space for cooking
- ability to get your own appliances
- more space for friends to hang out
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TopicPenis insecurity connected to virginity
KnightofShikari
08/16/19 7:57:17 PM
#7
TopicWhy don't guys realize this?
KnightofShikari
08/13/19 10:57:38 PM
#7
TopicDoctors altered a person's genes with CRISPR for the first time in the U.S.
KnightofShikari
08/10/19 9:41:10 PM
#39
TopicWould you eat this?
KnightofShikari
07/30/19 8:06:38 PM
#7
uncooked chicken
pasta with very little cheese or sauce
boring creamed corn

that's how you drive him away. shit i was cooking better food when i was 14
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Topic$10 billion, but the world gets a livefeed of you everytime you deed >_>
KnightofShikari
07/30/19 9:13:17 AM
#13
TopicThoughts on men that cuddle their girlfriends like this in public?
KnightofShikari
07/28/19 10:18:09 AM
#15
dude's actually a poor med student and can't afford a stethoscope so that's why he's doing that
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TopicDeath Stranding looks like shit.
KnightofShikari
07/22/19 9:21:48 PM
#16
i would post the trailer cut down to just gameplay but apparently that's considered "trolling" somehow. either way, just watching the gameplay seems boring
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TopicMeanwhile, at the military seminars responding to the Area 51 situation...
KnightofShikari
07/20/19 8:15:50 AM
#3
thanks LT that was a very informative briefing. now, to piggyback on what he was saying, don't go to area 51
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TopicScenario: 80% of your colleagues are replaced by young Eastern European girls.
KnightofShikari
07/19/19 8:46:38 PM
#7
TopicTrump fans chant "SEND HER BACK!" towards a US citizen
KnightofShikari
07/17/19 9:25:17 PM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
Remember when some crazy republicans were talking shit about Obama being a damgerous arab muslim to be afraid of and McCain pulled the mic away and was like "No Mam, Barack Obama is a decent man and a proud American I just happen to disagree with. There is no reason to be afraid of him"

Who would have thought John Fucking McCain would seem like a moral paragon to the conservatives that followed him

who would have thought that looking back, george dubya bush wasn't that bad?
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TopicWill you get the home release of Avengers Endgame on July 30
KnightofShikari
07/17/19 8:36:54 PM
#9
lilORANG posted...
AvlButtslam posted...
I want to wait to get like the whole phase 1 to 3 collection

Is this going to be a thing?

why wouldn't it be a thing?
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TopicStarted growing tomatoes in my attic.
KnightofShikari
07/15/19 8:23:33 PM
#4
theyre gonna bust in thinking you're making some tomato marijuana hybrid! tomajuana!
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TopicMarvel Ultimate Alliance 3 for Nintendo Switch
KnightofShikari
07/15/19 8:22:00 PM
#33
not sure if it's been said about perks so i hope i'm not repeating something. one thing about perks is that you don't need all 4 of a team to get the perk. so if you had luke cage and iron fist you might get part of a perk, but if you added daredevil the perk would be stronger. i only briefly played MAU1 and XML1 years ago so i'm not sure if that was an all or nothing system

i'm pretty excited since it looks to be a super fun game to play with friends. wish there was more marketing push and wish they had better players for the treehouse since it looked like they were standing in the attack zones soaking up a lot of hits
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