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Looks like a decent epilogue to Avengers starring Spider-Man.

That's my fetish yo.

Meth and heroin usually do the trick really quick.

She's most likely not a virgin, so her blood would taste plain, meh.

ScofieldReturns posted...

KobeBryant-24 posted...

Why do you say that?

it's called core confidence lol. i know exactly what value i offer a girl. i have it all: good looking, smart, funny, successful, etc

hardly anyone can match me...and i have never met a girl that can. you guys don't realize how hard it is to be that good looking and that smart

are you 5'6 or 5'7?

This is why they made Uber.

Itt, Asian guy gets the dream of going out with a white girl and is questioning it.

Phantom_Nook posted...

her husband is a drug dealer and a murderer. how should she take that?

By making him a cuck.

You going to take her to Cracker Barrel next?

codey posted...

Dude how do you not know what a corkscrew is

He's probably a teen who's never had to build a shelf or fix a leaky faucet.

You always think you're not squatting enough because other guys can squat more and all those videos on Youtube shows people squatting 4 plates for reps or something, but you have to realize that a vast majority of the population can't squat their body weight, which makes your accomplishment very good.

I would fill her full of my midichlorian.

I would torpedo her exhaust ports.

I would ride her tauntaun.

Flockaveli posted...

It's your brain doing a hiccup while filing every experience you're having into folders. Instead of opening the "This is happening right now, this happened 6 seconds ago" folder it slips and falls and accidentally sends a drawer full of past memory folders flying. A certain part of your brain is stimulated when you reach for older memories, so that chemical comes spilling out while your brain scrambles for the right folder.

I like the Matrix explanation better than brain damage.

They both kissed a girl and they both liked it.

Say congratulation, if she says thank you, she's pregnant, if she says for what, she's not, and make up something clever.

Darmik posted...

I think this concept is being wasted on this game.

It should have been about;
- Trying to find a seat on public transport without being hated
- Walking up stairs without falling or fainting
- Being able to get on a flight without being asked to leave
- Trying to find a girlfriend or boyfriend
- Upsizing your meals for the best possible price
- Eating as much food as possible during a party without being asked to leave
- Sitting down without breaking the chair

Every time you get a disgusted look or get insulted you lose self-esteem points which increase your hunger.

Instead this is just a forest monster game

Going to lecture knowing you'll be spilling into the seat next to you.
Going to class and not properly fitting into those seat with a flipping note taking desk thing.
Walking places with other people and not being able to keep up with your short stubby legs.
People not calling shotgun because you always get the passenger seat because you won't fit in the back with other people.
Hating getting a haircut because you're always sweating, no matter how cold it is, and the hairdresser lady needs to constantly wipe you down with a towel because all the hair is sticking to your face.

Sometimes, for fun, I like to pinch my foreskin shut and pee into my foreskin until it's about to burst and then let go, wheeeeeeeee.

Obviously Earth in the future after nuclear war.

Going to movies at like 11am alone when it's matinee prices.
Staying up all night and sleeping in until like 4pm.
Not having to shower everyday.
Extra income to buy cool Lego and figures.
Not having to tip at restaurants because all you do is take out.

Jon: It was slice to know you Danny.

You know Jon, you really no Jesus, no peace, know Jesus, know peace.

My mom discouraged my 17 y.o cousin from dating a black guy because their children would be ugly.

Jim is a dick for being an unproductive worker who sometimes spends the whole work day on a practical joke against another fellow associate.

Just wait until you finally kiss a guy, will blow your mind.

I hear internet is cheap and fast in almost all modern first world countries, except the USA.

Wonder if she just dropped a deuce.

Hot teenage early 20 y.o who work in the TJ brothels always like the Mexican dancing songs over the generic US pop songs. They're always swaying to the Mexican tunes while sitting in my lap and most of the time ignore the latest Drake or Travis Scott chart toppers.

She probably does a ton of barbell squats, just because she's wearing Chucks, not the most comfortable running or aerobic shoes. Also if she's wearing that while doing squats, every guy is going to stare or peek at her ass while she's in the hole, makes up for having no boobs.

I would let her catheterize my urethra.

What if he dies banging me and doesn't let anyone know where he stashed the manuscript for the novels? I mean he's old and fat and I'm a savage sex monkey in bed.

Suffered from the typical 'big child actor' but grew up looking weird so they could no longer make money acting dilemma.

You know how we think the mid-east with all the suicide bombings and violence in the street is scary and a place you shouldn't visit, well, that's probably what people think of the USA when every other week there is a mass shooting.

Mexico must be mad that we're wasting all the money they gave us, crooked politicians probably pocketed most of it.

I would anal them so hard there would be shit everywhere, too bad white pants. If God didn't want us to put our penis in the anus, he would had put the vagina somewhere else, far from the anus, like the elbow.

They should had had a flashback to Danny and Jon talking about how in order to break the wheel, they need to put all the evil in the world on one person and then have that person killed and bring about a time of peace. So Danny does something unspeakable, like burn down women and children, thus putting all the evil of the world on her shoulder, then she sacrifices herself by having her best friend/lover stab her and ending the cycle of evil. Then they select the cripple in the wheelchair to rule over all the land and Drogon flies off into the sun.

I think you're too cool to be on this message board, not even being sarcastic.

Life would be so much simpler if he had a another little kid shoot his lover in the back to solve all of his issues, but alas, Danny burned them all.

A push up bra would benefit her greatly.

no, you should only be ashamed if you play video games if you're above 24 and jerk off everyday, and troll message boards, and watch super hero movies, those guys are losers

Immunity to fire is obviously one of the perk she took after she got hit by a bus and was transported to this fantastic parallel universe where she retained her knowledge of our current world but is now an OP RPG character with boosted stats, man, that would make a great anime, someone should get on it.

Guys also have nipples.

Your mama's so fat cause she eat a lot of food and is sedentary.

Not washing your hair with shampoo let's it have a chance to build up natural oils, which make your hair look nicer.

Did you hear Brie Larson is going to be Captain Marvel, what a great pick, Oscar winner willing to be a pretend hero, going to be the highlight of Avengers: Endgame.

Yup, it's a dumb hobby, but you can't really just have one figure and quit, before you know it.





Still cheaper than gun collecting, or shoe collecting.

Turtlebread posted...

tullock posted...

BBT is probably the worst sitcom I've ever watched.

you're probably not smart enough to understand the references

If you bothered to sign up to a videogame social message board, you are more than smart enough to understand every single reference in that show, heck you could even write most episodes.