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UnfairRepresent 05/20/19 8:30:50 PM #1: |
One mans relaxing day at the beach in the Hainan resort city of Sanya was interrupted over the weekend when a stingrays barbed tail managed to find its way into his swimming trunks.
In video that has gone viral on Chinese social media, the unfortunate man is seen lying on the sand in excruciating agony with the stingray at his side. Apparently, while he was swimming in the ocean, the animals tail had somehow gotten into the mans shorts, causing at least one razor sharp venomous barb to become stuck in his penis. With a large crowd gathering around to watch, firefighters and paramedics carefully went about snipping the spiked barb from the mans member. Afterward, he was rushed to the hospital. Generally, stingrays arent dangerous creatures. However, when they feel threatened, they will use their tail tipped with sharp venomous barbs to defend themselves. Though some people have died from stingray stings, Steve Irwin most infamously, fatalities are extremely rare. Full Article: https://shanghai.ist/2018/09/04/man-gets-stung-in-the-penis-by-stingray-while-swimming-in-the-sea-in-sanya/ Talk about a bad day at the beach --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Banjo2553 05/20/19 8:36:00 PM #2: |
And none of them decided to help him by sucking out the poison? smh
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PatrickMahomes 05/20/19 8:38:03 PM #3: |
expected florida
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Zikten 05/20/19 8:39:17 PM #4: |
Why go for a man's dick? That's just low. Wtf, stingray?
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Mistere Man 05/20/19 8:42:04 PM #5: |
Let the mating begin!
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Strider102 05/20/19 8:44:58 PM #6: |
Expected jellyfish
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UnfairRepresent 05/20/19 8:45:38 PM #7: |
Banjo2553 posted...
And none of them decided to help him by sucking out the poison? smh wut --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 05/20/19 8:49:26 PM #8: |
trump's america
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Jiek_Fafn 05/20/19 8:49:28 PM #9: |
He's totally into it. Look at him caress that little guy in the second pic. China just isn't progressive enough to accept ray relationships so he's trying to play it off.
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Sada_Pop 05/20/19 8:50:49 PM #10: |
Guy totally humped the stingray. Stingray gave him what he asked for.
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UnfairRepresent 05/22/19 11:50:48 AM #11: |
Jiek_Fafn posted...
China just isn't progressive enough to accept ray relationships That's an awful pun --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 05/22/19 2:33:10 PM #12: |
Strider102 posted...
Expected jellyfish --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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P4wn4g3 05/22/19 2:34:06 PM #13: |
I thought it was a jellyfish
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AttackUp 05/22/19 2:38:59 PM #14: |
Any follow up story? Did he ever use his penis again?
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WilliamPorygon 05/22/19 2:42:30 PM #15: |
Yikes, that's unfortunate
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FL81 05/22/19 3:23:48 PM #16: |
Banjo2553 posted...
And none of them decided to help him by sucking out the poison? smh Jiek_Fafn posted... China just isn't progressive enough to accept ray relationships so he's trying to play it off. I hate this place sometimes --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 05/22/19 3:28:07 PM #17: |
She tailed the soul out of him.
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BusyGettingLaid 05/23/19 12:27:55 AM #18: |
damn that's one way to get a vasectomy
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Manocheese 05/23/19 1:38:53 AM #19: |
RIP Man gets
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kayoticdreamz 05/23/19 5:48:05 AM #21: |
wtf lol
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bknight 05/23/19 7:26:16 AM #22: |
That's my fetish yo.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 05/23/19 7:38:29 AM #23: |
The ray just looks like it's chilling. Like "Yeah, bitch, move and I flick the tail again."
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jpenny2 05/23/19 7:49:24 AM #24: |
Dick move, stingray. Dick move.
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Shuto-uke 05/23/19 10:44:42 AM #25: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
One mans relaxing day at the beach in the Hainan resort city of Sanya was interrupted over the weekend when a stingrays barbed tail managed to find its way into his swimming trunks. cntrl + f "in front of girls" Not found. TC always adds weird stuff to his news I guess ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JlM 05/23/19 10:46:12 AM #26: |
I bet this develops into a fetish for the dude.
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Machete 05/23/19 11:56:07 AM #27: |
I wonder if his penis stung from the stingray as bad as UnfairRepresent was stung by getting suspended over a topic about penises (different penis topic than this one)
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Current_Events 05/23/19 11:58:46 AM #28: |
wouldn't it be cool if he gained superpower after that?
something like eletric dick ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shuto-uke 05/23/19 11:59:29 AM #29: |
Machete posted...
I wonder if his penis stung from the stingray as bad as UnfairRepresent was stung by getting suspended over a topic about penises (different penis topic than this one) @Machete TC sure makes a lot of penis topics huh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shuto-uke 05/23/19 12:00:53 PM #31: |
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IHeartRadiation 05/23/19 12:02:12 PM #32: |
Fuck the beach and fuck the ocean reason #25
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WilliamPorygon 05/23/19 12:02:15 PM #33: |
bknight posted...
That's my fetish yo. I was gonna make that remark but I thought better about it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AttackUp 05/23/19 1:06:21 PM #34: |
Current_Events posted...
wouldn't it be cool if he gained superpower after that? Lightning fast --- Favorite RPGs are the Chrono, Earthbound, and Lunar series. Also a huge fan of Zelda, Super Smash Bros, Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie/DK64 and many other games. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shuto-uke 05/23/19 2:51:16 PM #35: |
AttackUp posted...
Current_Events posted...wouldn't it be cool if he gained superpower after that? lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/23/19 2:54:20 PM #36: |
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