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TopicITT: We write a crappy story three words at a time: part 3
darcandkharg31
10/17/19 11:54:09 AM
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and taught him
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TopicJust accept it. The Big Band Theory is never going away.
darcandkharg31
10/17/19 11:49:05 AM
#26
Peterass posted...
Ever watch videos of the BBT with the laugh track removed?

all sitcoms with laugh tracks seem like crap without it because they have to pause between lines.
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TopicAre there any food textures that gross you out?
darcandkharg31
10/17/19 11:47:23 AM
#23
RedPixel posted...
Cottage cheese looks like someone just blew white chunks everywhere.

"it's an acquired taste"
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TopicDo you think you'd be a serial killer if you had Ted Bundy's genes and upbringin
darcandkharg31
10/17/19 11:46:11 AM
#15
OniRonin posted...
Hi darcandkharg31, if my topics are such stupid shit i would like to see you post better ones.

I do because I don't post any inane bs that floats through my mind :D

OniRonin posted...
that should be easy for a genuis like you right.

Could be, if I bothered.

OniRonin posted...
fuck off kid, the real gamers are posting

*laughs*
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TopicDo you think you'd be a serial killer if you had Ted Bundy's genes and upbringin
darcandkharg31
10/17/19 11:15:52 AM
#13
I can't remember if this poster has been around before but he posts some of the most stupidest shit topics i've seen lately.
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TopicWaitress is FIRED for REFUSING to Serve TRANSPHOBIC Customers!! Is She Hot???
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 11:00:43 PM
#2
Full Throttle posted...
Is Brittany Hot?

Probably was before but not with that mangled face.
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TopicAre there any food textures that gross you out?
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 10:36:20 PM
#8
Seafood? tbh, I only tried shrimp and some squid rings, but the rubbery and crunchy texture just feels gross to me.
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TopicMy cat keeps running away from me cos I've had to discipline her :(
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 8:11:51 PM
#31
One time my step moms puppy grabbed my sub, I took it and put my foot under him and just flipped his ass over lulz. Didn't touch my food no more :D
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TopicBang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 6:16:12 PM
#23
captpackrat posted...
jKmA4JX

Simultaneously.
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TopicJust accept it. The Big Band Theory is never going away.
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 5:25:38 PM
#4
whooo caaares, a lot of people like the show, a lot of people don't, not like i'm being forced to watch it, i watch other things.
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TopicHow the hell I did end up in Canada?!
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 3:51:24 PM
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TopicThis is the new CATWOMAN in Robert Pattinson's THE BATMAN!! Is She Hot???
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 3:07:41 PM
#22
She looks good in some pics, and a crackhead in the others, that eye shadow isn't working well.
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TopicHows the weather?
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 2:37:16 PM
#6
5c, Cloudy, little breezy.
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TopicIt's BEEN
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 2:13:09 PM
#4
Life is one big party when you're still young, but who's gonna have your back when it's all done
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TopicMoths in your bedroom at night are worse then flys
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 2:11:10 PM
#8
My uncle was sketchy of moths because he heard of a moth flying into someones mouth as they slept and choked to death. Anytime there was a moth in the house he'd always be like "Kill it, kill it!" lulz.
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TopicAutism Test
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 1:27:50 PM
#35
9 out of 50.

How da fuck are you guys getting such high scores lulz.
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Topicimagine actually donating to Wikipedia
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 1:20:19 PM
#6
Bugmeat posted...
Mead posted...
Imagine me and you

And you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be
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TopicOh Mindy
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 12:41:43 PM
#1
You came and you gave without flaking, but I sent you Ben-gay, oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something.
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TopicFormer Child Actress is now a PERSONAL TRAINER!! Is She Hot???
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 10:56:57 AM
#9
Idk what everyone else is seeing but her face looks pretty hot to me.
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TopicBang your mom for $500,000 or let your dad bang you for $1,000,000.00
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 10:55:19 AM
#4
Z4EI6mn
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TopicHow the hell I did end up in Canada?!
darcandkharg31
10/16/19 10:35:18 AM
#3
Lokarin posted...
Ya, and the beer sucks

"It's okay, it's just my toe"

*bang*
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TopicFlorida Man's MUGSHOT has people MOCKING HIM!! Does he Creep You Out???
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 11:57:42 PM
#3
Looks normal in the 2nd and fourth pics but then he got methified.
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TopicLiberal Teacher causes OUTRAGE for saying COLUMBUS WAS A MURDERER!! Is She Hot?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 11:35:56 PM
#14
TigerTycoon posted...
I you feel guilty because what we have now was due to horrible things that happened in the past before you were born you should give your house to a Native American.

Yeah, gimme a house!
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TopicHave you ever seen the movie romy and michelle's high school reunion?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 9:07:35 PM
#2
I have not, I remember seeing previews for it though.

I didn't really like Kingpin tho, but it could've been because I was like 6 and that one landlady who does the tongue fingers thing really grossed me out back then.
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TopicKickboxer gets knocked out so bad he thinks he won the fight
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 7:15:37 PM
#8
ASlaveObeys posted...
That's the joke, sir.

Not really, Overeem knew he got ko'd but thought he felt Stipe tapped on the guillotine before that. The op shows a guy who got ko'd and stood up thinking he won the fight.
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TopicLyrically, what's your favorite type of song....
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 6:11:35 PM
#17
psssh, who listens to lyrics, you just kinda memorize the chorus and everything else is filler gibberish.
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TopicPanic! I have no idea what I'm doing!
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:46:17 PM
#3
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:44:40 PM
#22
Sarcasthma posted...
Superlinkbro posted...
Why do people even bother posting their fetish shit randomly online? Keep that shit to yourself, no one cares.

I like boobs.

git that kinky shit away from me!
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Topic2>1>4>3
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:28:48 PM
#11
darcandkharg31 posted...
Penis size in decimeters

I stand by my answer
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Topic2>1>4>3
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:25:42 PM
#6
Hunger Game movies
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Topic2>1>4>3
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:25:12 PM
#4
Super Mario Brothers
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Topic2>1>4>3
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:24:33 PM
#3
Penis size in decimeters
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Topic2>1>4>3
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:20:25 PM
#2
Legend of Zelda
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Topic10,000$ but you're entire porn history is revealed to everyone in the world
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 5:19:32 PM
#48
Keron_Mahabir posted...
Reveal all, good and evil, then get taken by 18 of them for sex slavery.

wat
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TopicIf your PlayStation won't connect to PSN, change your password.
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 4:13:52 PM
#2
jokes on them, i'm already connected.
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TopicJamie Lynn Spears vs mixed latino girl (her lookalike)- who is more attractive?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 3:21:26 PM
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Topicwhat kind of smartphone do you use?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 2:11:23 PM
#14
wwinterj25 posted...
What about mobile porn?

My imagination is my mobile porn.
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Topicwhat kind of smartphone do you use?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 1:50:49 PM
#8
"I don't have a cellphone because I have no need for social media bs and mobile games"

*jerks myself off*
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TopicMy cat keeps running away from me cos I've had to discipline her :(
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 1:46:21 PM
#11
Veedrock- posted...
Not even 10 posts in and I'm drowning in pretentiousness.

It's pretentious to say don't hit your pets?
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TopicThis mom is sick. Getting her son unnecessary surgeries
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 12:50:58 PM
#11
LinkPizza posted...
True. Though if these do get all those problems solved and became mandatory, doctors could explain that they couldnt help until they scanned the other person.
Especially since they would have to add that medicine to their medical history, as well...

Oh fuck you guys just reminded me of post from a long time ago about how the government will go about monitoring people, they won't like make a chip mandatory but they'll entice people into getting themselves chipped, like saying it will have all your medical information on it, it could be part phone or something, and other forms of ID that you will have on you all the time so you'll never be without it.
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 12:24:44 PM
#14
Mad_Max posted...
So cannibalism?

gJO4egv
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 12:20:05 PM
#12
Mad_Max posted...
wtf is vore

It's when you eat the whole ass.
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TopicWhen was the last time you ate banana bread?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 12:11:59 PM
#10
TheWorstPoster posted...
Aculo posted...
it's been a while because it's pretty unhealthy. it's pretty much just carbs, fat and sugar. but if someone put a loaf in front of me, i would fuck it up with zero self-control, ok?


So?

Sounds like someones butthurt.
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TopicThis mom is sick. Getting her son unnecessary surgeries
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 11:47:43 AM
#2
Crazy, da fuck was she trying to accomplish, get sympathy points or something?

"Now questions remain on how doctors could do so many unnecessary tests and surgeries. The doctor who finally pieced it all together said it's because physicians are determined to find answers when a parent claims a child is sick.

"To say 'no you're lying' seems harsh and what if you're wrong -- so until you've exhausted every test, sometimes more than once, it's very difficult to be like, 'I'm done trying' -- no one wants to give up on a kid," Dr. Suzanne Dakil told WFAA."


Gotta feel a little sorry for the doctors who were trying to help.
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TopicJoker (Dark Knight) is the real hero
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 11:40:11 AM
#2
I aint watching 16 minutes of youtube, but didn't he just kill a higher up, basically took over that gang, and then took over other gangs because money talks?
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 10:50:04 AM
#7
Aculo posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
EclairReturns posted...
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Millie


Who?

Millie.

who?

Ligma Ballz
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 10:45:01 AM
#5
EclairReturns posted...
Krow_Incarnate posted...
Millie


Who?

Millie.
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Topicdo you feel bad for jared leto for joker?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 10:32:07 AM
#2
Not really, I mean Heath Ledger won a academy award for playing Joker and he wasn't even in the sequel.
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TopicWho was that vore guy?
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 9:49:35 AM
#2
carlisle?
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TopicI wonder what sex dolls would be like in the Toy Story universe.
darcandkharg31
10/15/19 9:19:53 AM
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*insert greentext about Jessie*
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