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TopicMAGA Alert: College students wear Blackface to Mock the 'Black Panther' film...
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 6:48:39 PM
#5
I dunno if I think the school should be the one to punish them. Thats not really the schools job.
Topicmy coworker disagrees/argues everything with me
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 3:41:25 PM
#7
He probably says the same thing about you

Why does this dude always argue with me about everything?!
TopicI wonder how much semen a chronic masturbater goes through in a lifetime
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 1:56:16 AM
#6
hypnox posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Lmao you only squirt 3ML? I squirt out at least 5ML

Alpha male right here


you squirt more when you stock pile up more. So sounds like you aren't getting laid very much, thats pretty beta if you ask me.

Tell that to my dad

Peter north
TopicI wonder how much semen a chronic masturbater goes through in a lifetime
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 1:45:23 AM
#3
Lmao you only squirt 3ML? I squirt out at least 5ML

Alpha male right here
TopicRIP Jessica Jaymes
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 1:44:25 AM
#3
I shall Hypnox to her the next chance I get

RIP
TopicIce in soda
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 1:41:28 AM
#14
I want like 2 oz of soda to 20 oz of ice that I finish in one gulp that needs to be refilled every two minutes
TopicIce in soda
MICHALECOLE
09/19/19 12:45:37 AM
#10
I like extra ice. The colder the drink the better.
TopicAnchovies are delicious
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 8:02:50 PM
#16
magemaximus posted...
Only time I ever ate pizza with anchovys was when I was seeing this girl. She ate pizza without cheese too. The one thing I did pick up from her. I order my pizza without cheese now. The difference in taste isnt much.

Order pizza without cheese

What the actual fuck
TopicAnchovies are delicious
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 4:48:09 AM
#5
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Do you also enjoy pots of salt as a drink?

Mead posted...
Tried them once and all I could taste was extreme salt

hypnox posted...
Funny thing is, they are in A LOT of things people don't realize.

But the main problem with them is that a lot of places, mostly pizza places, dont rinse them like you are supposed to. So they are often overly salty and not tasty and put people off of them.
TopicAnchovies are delicious
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 4:41:21 AM
#1
Why were they the butt of every food joke when I was a kid? Them and Brussels sprouts, and those are delicious as well
TopicPick the game I try to finish next.
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 3:56:51 AM
#3
How the funk do you have time for this
TopicPokemon go official topic #5
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 3:06:39 AM
#488
Yo yall get any of these super rare new Pokmon?

1ydEgIB
TopicHas learning of the nature of an actor ever put you off of a show or movie?
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 3:04:28 AM
#23
_EggplantWizard posted...
You have to separate the art from the artist. Ever hear the phrase "don't meet your heroes"?

Wait I thought it was dont eat your heroes
TopicSNL fires castmember over his use of racial slur during podcast
MICHALECOLE
09/17/19 1:37:28 AM
#28
Patrice was the fucking man
TopicHas learning of the nature of an actor ever put you off of a show or movie?
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 11:25:19 PM
#2
TopicRandom comics
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 9:26:10 PM
#25
TopicSNL fires castmember over his use of racial slur during podcast
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 9:19:14 PM
#18
And youre right, actually. Being funny DOES help. I defended Kramers racist jokes when they happened, as jokes, but they werent funny. If they were, the backlash wouldnt have been nearly as crazy as it was.
TopicSNL fires castmember over his use of racial slur during podcast
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 9:18:06 PM
#17
OhhhJa posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I defend the right of comedians to say racist things and I defend the right of SNL to fire them over said racist things


They're fucking comedians. Louis CK wasnt afraid to say the n word and nobody seemed to care. I guess if you're really funny, sjws don't care

But seriously, standup comedy is gonna get really unfunny if we're up comedians asses about every "offensive" thing they say

I agree with you. I defend comedians rights to say whatever they want.

But I also defend the studios rights to say we dont want that person, because of the things they have said. Even if its hypocritical, even if it was said as a joke, whatever. Thats their right.

It is something all comedians need to be aware of. Make the jokes. I love them. My favorite comedians are ones people say are offensive. Just know that it may come back to bite you in the ass.
TopicSNL fires castmember over his use of racial slur during podcast
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 9:07:49 PM
#15
I defend the right of comedians to say racist things and I defend the right of SNL to fire them over said racist things
TopicThoughts on D4...
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 4:00:19 PM
#3
They made a mighty ducks 4?
TopicRandom comics
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 3:59:11 PM
#22
TopicRandom comics
MICHALECOLE
09/16/19 3:50:40 PM
#21
http://explosm.net/rcg/vuxholjxl

Hehehe

This one made me laugh
TopicImagine if Genghis Khan had just obliterated all of humanity with genocide.
MICHALECOLE
09/15/19 9:00:18 PM
#4
Ferarri619 posted...
Blighboy posted...
Imagine if he had sex with so many women that we became 100% Ghenghis Khan clones and led an interstellar purge of the universe to have sex with alien babes


Hmmm, this raises the other theory

The rumor in Japan is that Genghis Khan was a Japanese warlord at one point, so if he had obliterated the entire earth population except Japan then not only we would have never had Adolf Hitler or the Holocaust but the entire earth population would now be completely Japanese, I would be Japanese, speak Japanese and would have found a sexy Japanese woman in a strip club to me my soulmate already.

Your Japanese wife would cheat on you with me

Im Japanese chad
TopicI'm about to wear a condom since George w bush was president
MICHALECOLE
09/15/19 3:16:03 AM
#3
Mead posted...
was this a vow you made or something when he got elected?

I legit deleted my first account in an account bet that John Kerry would beat him in 2004

So Im gonna go with yes
TopicI'm about to wear a condom since George w bush was president
MICHALECOLE
09/15/19 3:13:08 AM
#1
Have they gotten better or is it still gonna be garbage
TopicWALL-E may be the single best date movie ever made...
MICHALECOLE
09/15/19 1:47:32 AM
#8
FrozenBananas posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
Wall-E is so good that knightoffire broke character to post about it.


I think this is still part of his character, a new gimmick, the flashback gimmick. Hes pretending its 2008 and he just saw Wall E in the theaters

Hes so drunk its now 2008

I cant wait till we see his reaction to the first black president ever
TopicTalking about weed still a TOS violation?
MICHALECOLE
09/14/19 4:31:02 AM
#14
ColdOne666 posted...
It's against the law so yes it is a moderation.

I have no idea why people think doing it or talking about it makes them seem cool, it's embarrassing to be honest.

Damn dude this post made you seem really cool
TopicGameCube Remake
MICHALECOLE
09/14/19 3:51:34 AM
#8
Super Mario sunshine and SSBM por favor
TopicTalking about weed still a TOS violation?
MICHALECOLE
09/14/19 3:50:57 AM
#11
I posted a picture of myself smoking a cigarette on 4/20 and the post got deleted because tHeY kNeW wHaT i WaS iMpLyInG
TopicTalking about weed still a TOS violation?
MICHALECOLE
09/13/19 11:51:15 PM
#2
Yes
Topic"Playable Trailer"? More like "Unplayable Trailer"!
MICHALECOLE
09/13/19 11:51:08 PM
#3
Nobody likes you when youre 23
TopicI finished watching Dragon Ball.
MICHALECOLE
09/13/19 1:52:58 PM
#2
I never saw the last couple sagas of dragon ball
TopicHappy Friday the 13th boys
MICHALECOLE
09/13/19 12:27:13 PM
#2
*unzips*
TopicVape Ban Loophole
MICHALECOLE
09/13/19 1:12:43 AM
#6
BlackScythe0 posted...
I don't click random links.

i DoNt ClIcK rAnDoM LiNks
TopicATTN: Competent Cooks of POTD (Is my meat safe to eat?)
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 6:27:50 PM
#11
Muscles posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I think according to my servsafe test that you a restaurant has three hours at 60-130 degrees before you are supposed to throw away any heated food. If I remember correctly.

When it comes to frozen food, you are allowed to thaw it under constant running water at 40 degrees or less, and then it is supposed to be refrigerated at 30-40 degrees from the thawing point.

Also they said that 90% of people who get sick from food get sick not from restaurants, but from cooking at home.

Unless it's different across different states, it's 4 hours

I was thinking 4 hours, but that sounded so long
TopicATTN: Competent Cooks of POTD (Is my meat safe to eat?)
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 5:27:41 PM
#6
I think according to my servsafe test that you a restaurant has three hours at 60-130 degrees before you are supposed to throw away any heated food. If I remember correctly.

When it comes to frozen food, you are allowed to thaw it under constant running water at 40 degrees or less, and then it is supposed to be refrigerated at 30-40 degrees from the thawing point.

Also they said that 90% of people who get sick from food get sick not from restaurants, but from cooking at home.
TopicSince the first time I orgasmed when I was 11, I have not gone more than a week
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 11:23:07 AM
#45
TopicCheating on a S/O should NEVER EVAR be condoned
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 11:20:05 AM
#4
Nothing hotter than fucking another mans woman
TopicBest Beatles Song
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 11:16:15 AM
#19
I want you (shes so heavy)
TopicIs The Stock Market A Ponzi Scheme
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 11:13:33 AM
#7
Its spelled Fonzi not Ponzi
TopicNew Jersey Man DIVORCES His Wife after she gave BIRTH to an ASIAN GIRL!!!
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 11:02:07 AM
#13
Cmon fertility lab, you had one job to do
TopicSince the first time I orgasmed when I was 11, I have not gone more than a week
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 10:58:11 AM
#41
BUMPED2002 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Without orgasming.

I legit am not even sure if I could. Not even if I was in a contest with Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer

Uh OK thanks for the information.

Youre welcome!

SunWuKung420 posted...
Michael, this is over sharing.

Sunny, tell us about the best orgasm of your life
TopicI watched the new Aladdin
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 3:19:56 AM
#13
hypnox posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Honestly, without the genie none of the movie is even possible


Could be replaced with a wizard, bard, warlock, or any other spellcaster. The movie could not have been possible without Aladdin and a princess.

You could replace Aladdin with Dave, jake, Harrison, or Luke the Streetdog, and you could replace the Princess with the noblewoman or the countess or the duchess or like.. the rich girl whos dad is the leader of the mob or something

The movie could not have been possible without a magical being.. specifically a genie
TopicI watched the new Aladdin
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 3:09:00 AM
#11
Honestly, without the genie none of the movie is even possible
TopicI watched the new Aladdin
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 3:05:02 AM
#9
Thats not how this works

Thats not how any of this works
TopicSince the first time I orgasmed when I was 11, I have not gone more than a week
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 3:04:39 AM
#37
deoxxys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Are you talking about how they say when you constantly orgasm to porn, you lose the ability to orgasm to people in real life or whatever?

For me they correlate directly.
The more consistent my sex the less I view pornographic material.
And if you more numb while interacting with actualy sexual partners that will just improve your stamina, unless you are just bad at sex and cant keep from going flaccid.

That doesnt mean youre bad at sex. Thats a physical issue, not a sexual one.
Topicwhat if back to the future was an anime
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 2:57:53 AM
#8
wolfy42 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
My tinder babe from the future says Rick and Morty season 4 is the best season yet


Season 7's Doctor Who, Rick and Morty Crossover season was obviously the best, what was she smoking?

Shes not from that far in the future, shes just like a year and a half from now.
TopicI watched the new Aladdin
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 2:53:34 AM
#7
hypnox posted...
Mead posted...
No one is ever gonna match Robin Williams, but he did a decent job as the genie


He did do a decent job, however Genie, or the actor who played him, should never get top billing.



Why?
TopicDo You Believe Michael Jackson Was A Child Abusing Monster
MICHALECOLE
09/12/19 2:45:37 AM
#51
AllstarSniper32 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
AllstarSniper32 posted...
Asking this is like Asking if R Kelly ever peed on someone.

Oh shit there is a video of Michael molesting a little kid?

Probably.

Is there a video? I dont know. Probably.

Would I watch it? Same answer.
TopicSince the first time I orgasmed when I was 11, I have not gone more than a week
MICHALECOLE
09/11/19 11:32:16 PM
#33
I legit remember my first orgasm. And I was 11.
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