Lurker > shironinja

pitcher of vodka
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I wasn't sure about having a black superman but I felt he did a great job and I actually look forward to more movies in this universe.
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-nt-
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No it's not allowed and drop cameras will of course be shaming you on the Internet if you dare partake in any such activities.
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badwinkles posted...

lmao

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Egypt used to be covered with greenery. Humans found that planting crops there grew fertile and sustained millions of us.

We used that place up; squeezed it dry and sucked out all that we could to feed.


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Miley Cyrus barely made it out.


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Went in with no expectations and found this an above-average documentary that wasn't afraid of showing the real war as it happened.
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"Candyman. Candyman. Candyman."
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"If anything happens to my daughter, I have forty-five and a shovel"
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"Gonna make you squeal like a pig"
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"My God, it's full of stars"
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"all I know is ball.. and good.. and rape."
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Ninja if available or dark mage / warlock / necromancer.
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plot twist ... Trump has been shopping around a war with America to all the major dictators. Their military will be funded by American cash. During this period Trump will be able to seize the War Powers as a President and rewrite history.
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SaithSayer posted...

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

The toilet is there for a reason, and the people crapping outside are harming the environment, and it is a public health issue not to mention the horrible stench.

So those people have toilets and are choosing to shit outside?

Yes many of them do have access to toilets, latrines, outhouses yet still defecate outside claiming health benefits. It is true that those who continue squatting in old age do live longer.

Check it...

https://posturepro.co/can-your-ability-to-squat-predict-your-life-expectancy/
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SauI_Goodman posted...

Who am I to tell the people of India what to do.

You're Saul_Goodman. That's who you are.
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In 2017, India was reported to be the country with the highest number of people practicing open defecation: 524 million people or 40% of the total population. However, the Government of India claims that situation has been improving rapidly since 2015, mainly due to the Swachh Bharat Abhiyan campaign (Clean India Mission). The latest available estimate is that only 5% of the total population have no access to toilets and are still doing open defecation in October 2018.

... would you like to know more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation
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Pretty sure your fiancee has met him before.
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Any update on this pl0x.
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Stop eating shitty food and sugar. Exercise.

(haven't had migraines in 10+ years)
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Good luck with your contact list and nobody being able to contact you because you are still locked / cached in Apple's iMessage data.
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Shaktism gets close but.. yeah..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaktism

Sexism ran early in our DNA once neanderthals learned to bash women over the head with a rock and drag them back to the cave as breeders.
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and if it's true give me some
i'm cold
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kingdrake2 posted...

nothing wrong with having 2 cats. costs go up when it comes to vet care (when/if it comes up). food and treats maybe some toys too

the worst vet bill i ever had was when my dog scratched her ear too hard to make it fill with blood. that was an instant 500$ vet bill to have the ear drained, stitched so it doesn't swell and it had to wear the cone of shame for 2 weeks. she busted that cone off on the last day she's a powerhouse of a dog but she's so lovable due to her massive size/personality.

Not bad. We had dogs on the farm but one time I brought home a cat and it had kittens. Anyway one day one of our dogs ate my cat and left nothing but the tail so I kept one of the kittens and a family member had already decided to put down the dog. Good times.
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take your candy and go.
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Yes they can change and disappear.

Consider if a doctor performed surgery, opened your skull and cut out a piece of your brain and destroyed it.

We are doing the same thing all the time... your entire body is harvesting, destroying, and replacing itself:

https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/24020/are-brain-cells-replaced-over-time
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There's even a video of his kid at the end making a "joke" about some dumb shit. His kids write jokes for him. His KIDS write jokes for him.

I skipped past a bunch of sections to the end.

I wanted Netflix to believe I watched it so that when I rated it Thumbs Down they would take my vote seriously.
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Now he's pretending to be Little Dickey rapping about "phone wallet keys" ... .. oh geez. oh man... this is so bad.
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They keep panning to the audience and.. and there's a very disproportionate amount of white people. One lady looked like she was 74 years old cracking a smile.

Oh wow I saw an Asian.
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"you love your kids until about .. oh nine thirty at night.."

-_-
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Oh no he's playing guitar now. I meant to turn this off three min ago.. oh geez
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I'd watch Adam Sandler and Pauly Shore back to back instead of dealing with you any day. You sound like a miserable person to be around.

My mom says I am the most handsome boy in my class.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Define "dad humor"

Lots of singing... jokes about peeing in the shower, wife putting lotion on his face, and his daughter playing golf. Ugh...
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He probably got paid six figures for this PoS. I left it playing in the background in case it got better but .. I'm going to go shut it off now.

He was good in Happy Gilmore.

What's next Netflix? Gonna cut Pauly Shore a deal or what?


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Yeah the snow. It's .. really snowy. It's effective.
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I think Steve is a great poster.
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