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TopicElizabeth Warren running is good for Trump.
elysdeon
12/31/18 3:59:36 PM
#47
coinstarcad posted...
Terrible candidate for the left. 2016 proved the country would rather have Donald than a woman president.

3 million more people voted for Hillary.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicOcasio-Cortez is the worst thing that could have happened to the Democrats.
elysdeon
12/30/18 3:22:02 PM
#30
All the constant talk about her by the right only makes her well known and influential. She's a 29 year old Congresswoman who hasn't even been sworn in yet she doesn't have much power on her own unless you give it to her.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicIf you were more dominant, your female friends would want you.
elysdeon
12/30/18 3:18:24 PM
#21
Tmaster148 posted...
Forcily grabbing someone by the hair is assault regardless of setting.

You do know you can assault people in your own home.

One of my coworkers grabbed me and pulled me by my hair once. But it was ok because she was hot.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicHot girl I've been flirting with at work said I had nice calves
elysdeon
12/25/18 2:11:42 AM
#10
We work together a lot, like 25 hours or so a week. And it's at a restaurant so it's very close quarters, and very fast paced so we've bonded a lot. She's always playing pranks on me and has become way more friendly lately. Honestly she's a bit out of my league but she doesn't have a boyfriend or anything maybe she'd be up for something casual. Oh but she is sleeping with the ex of another girl at work (that I'm actually much closer with lmao) so there's major potential drama here lol
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicHot girl I've been flirting with at work said I had nice calves
elysdeon
12/24/18 5:30:28 AM
#1
I said I don't think anyone's ever told me that before. She was like "well I'm glad I could be your first ;)" literally with the wink. Am I in?
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicRemember not to yell or abuse your retail workers this christmas.
elysdeon
12/17/18 7:30:36 PM
#7
Damn_Underscore posted...
literally anything you do will get them mad though

try to make a joke? "ugh I've heard that a million times before"

"Can I get you anything else?" "How about the winning lottery numbers?"

kill me pls
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicHoly crap at the press conference where Trump tearfully admits he's gay
elysdeon
12/13/18 12:45:24 AM
#1
What a shocker
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicHave you ever been slapped by a woman?
elysdeon
12/11/18 5:49:52 AM
#16
One of my managers at my old job would playfully slap me sometimes, I liked her so it was hot though.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicI have a "work wife" somehow
elysdeon
11/23/18 2:40:50 AM
#1
There's this cute girl at work who I've known for about 6 months. We've always been kinda flirty but in the last month or so it's really picked up. One time I jokingly said it's like we're married and now she brings it up all the time, always saying I'm her husband, saying I have to sleep on the couch tonight, that I'm her better half, things like that. She also makes a bunch of sexual innuendos, and likes to go drinking with me. I mean she likes me right? And yes before you ask I am that hopeless at dating.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicPlaying Smash with out items is like eating pizza without toppings...
elysdeon
11/13/18 7:29:01 AM
#49
I work at a Mod Pizza and it's shocking how many plain cheese pizzas we sell. I had no idea they were so popular
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicC/D Broccoli on pizza
elysdeon
10/20/18 4:44:17 AM
#31
I work at Mod pizza and we roast broccoli to serve everyday, it's pretty popular. I think it's ok, it's better if it's in very small pieces
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
Topichave you ever cried at work?
elysdeon
10/16/18 3:36:50 AM
#7
Never at work, but in the car ride home a few times. Not specifically because of the job but because of a coworker
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicHow do you contribute to this world?
elysdeon
10/06/18 2:35:15 PM
#18
I make people lots of delicious pizza
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicDo you have a mind of your own or do you hate Trump because..
elysdeon
10/06/18 4:00:11 AM
#12
You don't need the media to tell you to hate Trump, just watch one of his rallies or press conferences in full, unedited.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicWould you be distracted if you had to work closely with a really hot coworker?
elysdeon
10/05/18 3:00:53 AM
#17
I was straight up in love with a coworker of mine at one point, so yes.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicLiberals who try to justify insulting Donald Trump for the color of his skin
elysdeon
10/03/18 4:10:52 PM
#48
People made fun of Trump's appearance LONG before he ever ran for office.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicI don't tip anyone - period. It's because I'm against worker exploitation
elysdeon
10/01/18 5:19:52 AM
#55
I make $13.50 an hour plus around $4 an hour or so in tips. I think that's pretty good for a guy that was a NEET for 7 years
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicHow old are you and would you fuck an 18 year old?
elysdeon
09/24/18 11:47:06 PM
#8
I'm 28 and I was in love with this 18 year old coworker of mine (when I was 26) and would have done anything to be with her, so yes.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicFor a 40 hour per week job, would you rather work four 10s or five 8s?
elysdeon
09/19/18 5:40:45 PM
#20
I think I'd prefer to work 5 10's actually
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicEvergreen College got less than 300 new enrollments this semester
elysdeon
09/14/18 12:12:15 AM
#24
I live in Olympia (the city Evergreen is in) and know a lot of Evergreen students and yeah they are pretty out there to be honest, and I'm a fairly radical liberal myself too.
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
TopicDo you like Mexican girls?
elysdeon
08/14/18 9:36:15 PM
#47
I was (still kind of am) madly in love with this Mexican girl I worked with. She was tiny, really hot and very feisty. Always playfully calling me names, like bitch, puto, dumbass, or the soft version of the N word (I tried to get her to call me nilla instead) We would flirt with each other all the time (and I did kiss her once in the men's bathroom lol) but she didn't like me enough to actually date me... *sigh*
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So you think I don't have a wife? I so do have one and she is HUGE, bigger than yours and way cooler.
you just can't see her -Lynx the Dark
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