Lurker > The Nintendo Master

Expected Asian, got Asian.

She looks 40-something to me.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3x7mzOXjW1rsea4xo1_500.jpg
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:-|
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WalkingLobsters posted...

his chicken was burned

I'm sorry, but these four words took the entire article a whole different direction.

DarthDemented posted...

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3469542-fake-news-florida-man-dies-in-explosion-after-attempting-to-microwave-a-microwave.html

Still a funny story though

Oh good, now I don't feel as bad for laughing
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Sure, why not
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If you get chicken fingers, ask for honey "yeah, just plain honey" as a dipping sauce, watch the deer in the headlights stare from the person behind the counter, and then give fried chicken dipped in honey a try with the one or two packets they give you (which is not enough).
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Irony posted...

Tonic Trouble

I remember seeing that advertised beside Rayman and wondering what it was like
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The Nintendo Master posted...

Aside from that, my grandmother got me this odd system that you wore on your head and it had an lcd screen that, if I remember correctly, would reflect onto a piece of plexiglass or something, and it had a controller wired to it and there was a racing(?) game and some strange Star Wars game. I'll try to see if I can find it and post a picture of it.

https://segaretro.org/R-Zone
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catboy0_0 posted...

t_paynes_ghost posted...

Raptor: Call to Shadow

one of my favorite games when I was younger. it's "Call of the Shadows" though. tons of people have played it. it's an apogee game

I played through it so many times, had more money than I knew what to do with. Not sure I ever played through it with all switches turned on though. Also:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/pc/604513-raptor-call-of-the-shadows-2010-edition
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Starshot 64, though there are videos of it on Youtube.
Aside from that, my grandmother got me this odd system that you wore on your head and it had an lcd screen that, if I remember correctly, would reflect onto a piece of plexiglass or something, and it had a controller wired to it and there was a racing(?) game and some strange Star Wars game. I'll try to see if I can find it and post a picture of it.
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10 years sounds too long, we've had 5 Smash Bros games released in 19 years (counting Wii U/3DS as a single release)
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1. Lack of microtransactions / loot boxes
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Football
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Dropbox give birth 9 month later
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Poor Luigi loses one of his attacks if this is true
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Toy Story
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Seems to be a number of topics to me:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/241013-tales-of-vesperia-definitive-edition
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EzeDoesIt posted...

Darth Maul

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Smash Bros is designed to allow you to adjust it to be closer to a fighting game or closer to a party game as you wish.

Fighting Game: 1v1, Stock, No Items, Final Destination
Party Game: XvX, Time, Items, Battlefield

If you consider it to be purely a fighting game or purely a party game, you're going to wind up with stupid arguments.
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Came in here thinking TC was talking about Sonic Drive-In
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5/10, seems like some sort of smiling moon, nothing special, nothing terrible
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I'd be fine with it as long as Microsoft wasn't part of it
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I'm sure I've had to have played through games on my original GameBoy 10+ times, probably the same with Raptor for PC, I don't know how many times I've played through Super Mario Bros 2US, but it's been a ton
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Borderlands 2
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If only they'd ban a song that truly needs to be banned, like Santa Baby
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Kirby's Dream Land -> Kirby's Dream Land 2
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In college, I practiced saying the alphabet backwards until I could do so as fast as I can do it forwards, always joked that if I got pulled over and asked to recite the alphabet, not only would I be able to do it forwards, I would be able to do it backwards. A year after I graduated, I was pulled over for not having my lights on at night (was a new car, previous one was a Subaru and lights would go on/off automatically), just so happened I had had less than a glass of wine earlier, so the cop asks me to recite the alphabet, and it was everything I could do not to recite it backwards. I said it forwards, but I always wonder what he would have done had I actually gone through with it.
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creepy messages
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dab.gif
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That's not a woman, that's a couch
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Play PUBG, none of that stupid building crap
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Karma:
- Karma: 6854
- Possible Karma: 7888
- Karma Missing: 1034
- Percentage Of Total Karma: 86.9%

Always a bummer when you're missing nearly 3 years of karma.

Anyway, congrats on 6000
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Could have just responded "better a virgin than a slut like you"
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ok
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Edgar Allen Poe
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frozenshock posted...

New condo development in Manhattan:

Nah dawg, I'm pretty sure that's just Svalbard in Norway. This is Manhattan:

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Remember the Amazon river in Brazil? This is it now:

Feel old yet?
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It's his Twitter

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the characters. He's basically saying that there's not going to be voting this time like there was last time. There was probably too much grief over stupid Bayonetta getting in last time thanks to Europe or whatever.
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I've always done it, regardless of people making fun of me for it. Never lost data yet, so I see no reason to stop, it can't hurt to keep it up.
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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/toy-story-4-will-be-a-moment-in-history-tom-hanks-/1100-6462970/

What if it's set far in the future, Bonnie is grown up and has grand kids who now play with the toys. They find out that Andy is in the hospital on his deathbed, and go on a trip to get to Andy before he dies. They get to his room, and all put their hands on Woody's back as he goes in to see Woody. Andy's sleeping, and Woody flopping down on Andy's chest as he goes into toy mode wakes Andy up. Andy smiles as he picks up Woody, pulls his cord and Woody's voicebox says "you're my favorite deputy!" Andy makes some comments on how they've had great adventures together and whatnot, how it's always seemed that they were alive or something, Woody can't take it any longer and breaks out of toy mode and tells Andy something or other and that Andy's going to go on his greatest adventure yet. Andy smiles, hugs Woody to his chest, closes his eyes and his hand slowly slips off his chest as the heart monitor goes flat, queue credits with various pictures of Andy playing with the toys as he grows up, visiting Bonnie and her kids and grand kids and whatnot and so on.

\_()_/
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The only reason I know about the game in the first place is from PSASBR. I'll check it out, but I don't know that I'll get it.
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Connected: Nintendo 64, Wii, Wii U, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSVita TV, and Switch once it arrives next month
Not Connected: PS1, GameCube (I use the Wii to play GameCube games)
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I still love ska.


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Green tea is my favorite of the ones I've had so far and butter was the worst. I forget all of the exact flavors I've had, but I definitely enjoy trying the different flavors and wish they were easier and cheaper to come by over here.
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CE Reloaded was pretty nice back in the day, at least before the multiple purges and whatnot happened
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Less than 16 characters and no spaces, unimpressed.
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I had a dream in which I was fighting a titan as a titan, got a good hold on it, and threw it really far, woke up, and realized I had thrown my reading/husband pillow across the room.
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Was babysitting some kids with my sister and when they went to bed, I unlocked T.T. for them in Diddy Kong Racing. I got a call the next day and they were all excited and whatnot, started calling me the Nintendo Master. Went to make an account on here, didn't know what to do, thought of what they called me, and typed in "Nintendo Master". It was already taken, so I threw a "The" on the front of it, thus winding up with a 15+ character account in addition to a space account. Never felt like changing it.
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From what I've heard, it's not uncommon to go bankrupt after winning the lottery as a lot of people don't manage the money right and aren't ready for all of increased taxes and insurance that comes along with everything they spend their money on.
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