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TopicHappy New Year from New Zealand
Sarcasthma
12/31/18 10:06:32 AM
#5
Happy New Year from Japan!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topiccan you snap with gloves on?
Sarcasthma
12/31/18 9:48:23 AM
#5
Please stop, TC.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicExtreme cold warning today apparently.
Sarcasthma
12/31/18 9:23:17 AM
#4
-39 seems extremely cold to me.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicwhats that spanish christmas song?
Sarcasthma
12/31/18 2:07:35 AM
#4

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAnyone else watching Jones vs Gustafson?
Sarcasthma
12/30/18 12:14:14 AM
#2
I guess Argo is.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/77345141
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicYard work while listening to Stardew Valley soundtrack...
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 4:34:41 PM
#2
Not as good as playing Stardew Valley, I bet.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHave you ever wanted to play Left 4 Dead 2... with sex?
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 4:34:07 PM
#11
_AdjI_ posted...
I thought you meant using the act of sex to play L4D2 instead of a keyboard/controller. Here I was all excited to see a novel control method.

I'm still waiting on a dick-controlled version of Beat Saber.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre video games expensive?
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 1:18:53 PM
#14
( )

@Chewster
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre video games expensive?
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 1:09:10 PM
#10
OneTimeBen posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
OneTimeBen posted...
If games are your hobby? They are absolutely expensive. Probably among the most expensive hobby. Can buy plenty of fishing stuff for 60$

Fishing can get pretty expensive, too

If you include a boat absolutely

Or high-quality lures and rods.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre video games expensive?
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 1:01:28 PM
#8
OneTimeBen posted...
If games are your hobby? They are absolutely expensive. Probably among the most expensive hobby. Can buy plenty of fishing stuff for 60$

Fishing can get pretty expensive, too
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat are your favorite mashups?
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 12:42:11 PM
#2
I came into this topic prepared to mention Neil Cicierega, but you already did that for me, TC. :)


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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI've got a month before I enlist in the IDF
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 11:33:28 AM
#13
HillChange posted...
Incestuous
Douchebags in
Foodservice

Incest & Diaper Fetishists
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topicevery time I make a topic it always get derailed with some bull shit!
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 2:58:12 AM
#3
Fuck off.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIs PotD just duck bear now?
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 2:36:47 AM
#3
I ignored him ages ago.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicPotders don't know they're beautiful
Sarcasthma
12/29/18 12:47:25 AM
#3
There's only one direction this topic is headed.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHow to I format a letter
Sarcasthma
12/28/18 9:53:05 PM
#47
In all honesty, you really should just stop posting here, Kamon. It'd be better for all of us, yourself included.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topiccant believe im saying this, i think im done with long jrpgs...
Sarcasthma
12/28/18 1:30:40 PM
#5
weeb98 posted...
ive always loved them and been playing them before any of you guys

A bold claim.

When did you start playing JRPGs?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicNetflix really does put anything and i mean anything on their service
Sarcasthma
12/28/18 1:04:30 AM
#54
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Far-Queue posted...
Because of the implication...

I hope this is the reference I think it is

We should totally get a boat.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWould You Rather No 124
Sarcasthma
12/27/18 9:35:31 AM
#11
Another drunk vs high scenario. : /
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicShouts out to the white boys who dont rap along to the n-word when it drops
Sarcasthma
12/27/18 5:23:39 AM
#2
Shout out to the white boys who don't say the n-word when reading the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn aloud.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAre people on live support/iron lungs... incels?
Sarcasthma
12/26/18 8:59:15 PM
#2
Lok, no.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat NFL player
Sarcasthma
12/26/18 8:58:02 PM
#44
Revelation34 posted...
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Why not


Not a real game.

What about players who are stuck being benchwarmers?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat NFL player
Sarcasthma
12/26/18 10:55:29 AM
#38
captpackrat posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
John Madden

Madden was drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles in 1958, but injured his knee during his first training camp ending his playing career before he had a chance to play in a professional game. So I'm not sure he counts because you can't be a player unless you actually play.

I'm sure he played in some training games.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichelp, my Aunt is lookin pretty thicc rn
Sarcasthma
12/26/18 6:58:10 AM
#140
Behaviorism posted...
Impavid54 posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
The best way is to just accidentally brush up against her with your dick errect. Just accidentally thrust it too, it never failed me....but I wasn't trying to fuck family members so keep that in mind


I actually developed this technique at my job I call "busy hallway"

when there's a large crowd and you see a fat ass you just grab your phone out or hold something and try to brush past her/him with your leg, so when she's/he's like did you grope me, you're like, "not me, bitch my hands are full."

I developed this secret technique at my job where there's a narrow, crowded pathway in the kitchen and a lot of beautiful co-workers. doesn't really work well in a kitchen or open setting but I did get a chance to accidentally bump against thicc butt while cleaning the place up. shit was so bouncy

Now the topic is going to get deleted. Dammit TC.

Fuck you, TC.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicUsing a VPN in China
Sarcasthma
12/26/18 6:46:39 AM
#11
zebatov posted...
My buddy did this when he was there for five years teaching English. He also punched a Swedish kid in the face after the Swedish kid punched him. The Swedish kid got deported and my friend spent seven months in Chinese Federal Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Prison. My recommendation is to simply not go to China.

Hold old was your buddy and how old was the kid?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicITT: Share your holiday cringe stories
Sarcasthma
12/26/18 12:05:39 AM
#3
Chewster posted...
This is foot guy isn't it

Probably.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicGet Out makers with new horror movie "Us"
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 11:48:24 PM
#8
StoneRevolver posted...
Why does everyone care about this so much

Because Get Out was really good.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhat NFL player
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 10:38:23 AM
#2
John Madden
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHave you ever been NEET
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 8:01:43 AM
#16
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
What were your jobs when you were three?

Pointing out smartass remarks.

You seem like you were the shitting your pants type at three.

You seem like you still shit your pants, tbh.

Git gud nub, inusults need to make sense to have efficacy.

Go clean your damn pants.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHave you ever been NEET
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 7:58:28 AM
#12
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
What were your jobs when you were three?

Pointing out smartass remarks.

You seem like you were the shitting your pants type at three.

You seem like you still shit your pants, tbh.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHave you ever been NEET
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 7:56:15 AM
#9
Kyuubi4269 posted...
What were your jobs when you were three?

Pointing out smartass remarks.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicHave you ever been NEET
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 7:44:02 AM
#3
Nein.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicAnd the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air...
Sarcasthma
12/25/18 12:48:27 AM
#2
Merry...Christmas...?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicFree Fantasy General code
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 8:39:31 PM
#2
Gonna bump this in case someone hasn't redeemed that code yet.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho's more honest and open with themselves Terry Crews or Will Smith
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 8:32:32 PM
#28
Absolutely.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho's more honest and open with themselves Terry Crews or Will Smith
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 8:29:04 PM
#26
SunWuKung420 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
All I'm saying is it's difficult to be homeboys with someone who isn't even aware of your existence. : /


Terry is everybody's homeboy. That's why he is so fucking awesome, unlike you.

Didn't you say you were above petty insults, Sunny?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicA new gimmick account is making the rounds.
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 8:25:55 PM
#3
A thoroughly amusing account and the very model of a gentleman, to boot.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"loli hentai" is always joked about, but isn't just drawn child porn?
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 8:17:58 PM
#49
I think everybody should be required to publicly announce their fetishes so that we can all scrunch up our faces and say "Blegh, I don't like that person."
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho's more honest and open with themselves Terry Crews or Will Smith
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 8:10:24 PM
#24
All I'm saying is it's difficult to be homeboys with someone who isn't even aware of your existence. : /
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho's more honest and open with themselves Terry Crews or Will Smith
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 7:58:42 PM
#20
Because your life is built on a mountain of lies.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicIs there a subreddit for people who want to keep marijuana illegal?
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 7:58:06 PM
#56
Krazy_Kirby posted...
Conner4REAL posted...
So you want to know if there is a subreddit for facist losers?


he asked about people against pot, not about potheads

omg lol epic burn!
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho's more honest and open with themselves Terry Crews or Will Smith
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 7:52:41 PM
#18
Go on and post some pics, then.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWho's more honest and open with themselves Terry Crews or Will Smith
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 7:46:31 PM
#16
SunWuKung420 posted...
Terry is my homeboy.

So how often do you two hang out?
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic"loli hentai" is always joked about, but isn't just drawn child porn?
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 11:57:49 AM
#5
This topic is going places.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicMass Effect Series > Star Wars
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 6:29:21 AM
#2
Are you restricting this just to the Star Wars movies? The (now non-canon) extended universe has some pretty cool shit.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topichelp me with a metaphor, what's sharper than samurai sword?
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 6:27:46 AM
#52
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say deez nuts.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topici still don't get how those bb8 toys work
Sarcasthma
12/24/18 5:58:05 AM
#8
Please explain it all stupid-like for us, @Zangulus.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicWhy does every food place want you to use the app?
Sarcasthma
12/23/18 11:46:11 PM
#8
DPsx7 posted...
Joke's on them, I can't use an app.

Don't worry, dude, I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicDo you think magic exists/used to exist?
Sarcasthma
12/23/18 9:29:39 PM
#49
Classic Muscles topic
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
TopicI'm a NEET. AMA.
Sarcasthma
12/23/18 8:58:40 PM
#2
That's pretty neat.
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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