Lurker > MabusIncarnate

I think Parappa has this one in the bag, he's a good guy and quality poster. I'd be fine dropping this round to that fine CEman.

Been a fun competition so far, thanks for all you do @PiOverlord
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It's great for South Park fans, and for Christmas. Just jam the top of the tree up Mr. Slave's ass. I searched Amazon and a few other places and apparently it's not a thing.

Drunk, watching South Park, and decorating the tree we got today. This just came to mind.
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There was
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Okay, i'm gonna.
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I hate plastic wrap too
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She got really, really lucky. Most people in this scenario are dead or paralyzed.
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lmfao hot
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I honestly liked Sandman and a lot of those sequences and scenes. Cut out Venom entirely and it has potential to be pretty good.
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@NewportBox100s has dabbled i'm sure
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Bob Barker
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Do you know how cold it is outside? Put that back on.
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eggcorn posted...

gunplagirl posted...

Tell her the following
"Ma'am, I am simply not a person of substance, value, redeeming qualities or any semblance of decency and as such I must inform you that I'm simply too terrible a person to overlook a physical attribute which you have zero control over. It is not by any fault of yours but rather my own that I believe I've wasted your time in asking you for a date and as such I shall now go home and order samurai swords that I will cry myself to sleep with. Truly, I am irredeemable and can't even anime cringe enough."

Look at the first letter of every sentence.

huh

Tmosl?
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But Red Dead 2 already came out
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Why is virtually every thread you post about catboy?
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samurai bandit posted...

Where are the pics of the couch?

It hasn't arrived yet
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I haven't seen either yet, but I was compelled to open this topic anyway because I want to see both.
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iClockwork posted...

How do you even get that drunk? I put away my fair share of the juice but i've never gone far enough to think ordering something random was a good idea.

Beer, eggnog with bourbon, tequila, and something he said they "brew in the mountains" back where he's from.
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catboy0_0 posted...

wait this is for real? I thought this was a copypasta because I've heard this story before lol

I mean, I see my Uncle once a year, die hard hockey fan, as am I, but we are fans of conflicting teams. So it's the same every year, shit gets heated, then he's like "you can't fuckin' drink me under the table" and is one of those prideful guys in his drinking so surely I couldn't turn him down. It always turns out in both of us getting wrecked, someone usually gets punched, and we watch old VHS tapes of hockey games. It's kind of a tradition now for a solid 10+ years.

Anyway, at some point at that night, I guess I went Amazon shopping before passing out.
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Harpie posted...

Mabus youre better than this

Knock it off no i'm not

Jetblackmoon posted...

They won't let you return it?

Idk yet they might
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mattnd2007 posted...

I've never made any drunk purchases. Heard it's common in some people though

Last time for me was a diver's helmet and I have an irrational fear to swim in the ocean
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Lmao, youre just messing with us right Mabus?

No man, I was sitting here playing Chel online and got an alert on my phone that my couch shipped from amazon and about spit out my beer.

Holy crap man. You mustve been really damn wasted when you did that. How much was it??

lol.. like $600
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Lmao, youre just messing with us right Mabus?

No man, I was sitting here playing Chel online and got an alert on my phone that my couch shipped from amazon and about spit out my beer.
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eggcorn posted...

You'll need it when your wife/girlfriend finds out.

lol wife went nuts on farmville once when she was drunk, this might balance that out.
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What kills me is it wasn't even on sale. I just paid full price for a couch out of nowhere. I went black friday Amazon shopping and managed to get something I didn't need for a lot of money that wasn't on sale.
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

I'll take it

What state do you live in? If you are local i'll give it to you real cheap.
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What the fuck am I gonna do with a couch? I have no room for one, and the ones we have are under 2 years old.

Idk why I drunk ordered a couch, and it's already shipped, I just got the notice, it's how I realized I ordered a damn couch.
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Fucking gross Harpie, why are you like this?
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Ask if the vagina still works
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This is important
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No shirt, basketball shorts
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Fire
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OwlRammer posted...

Streets of Rage 2 is probably the one I put the most time in

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Noirespanties posted...

Anyone who says no is lyin

I can safely say no with the utmost integrity.
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RainblowDash posted...

Season 1 is a little rough, but seasons 2-7 are fucking gold.

This, I firmly disagree with TC. The first 7-8 seasons are the golden era of South Park imo. There's been a lot of good episodes and seasons since, but still.
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PiOverlord posted...

neverwin posted...

I read the whole thing.

Did you read it in your voice or the Krusty Crew voice?

This was literally my first question also.
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Oh okay, I did. Thanks!
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Delsym is god-tier cough syrup, just gotta get over the price.
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lol
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Skate 2 for me is undoubtedly the greatest skateboarding game ever made.
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Bacon Country has a lot of good NHL videos.
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I git muh assault rifle and murica the fuck outta that alien
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Usually topics like this have pics. Just tossing that out there.
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Maybe if you had more waffle you could sleep
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You pray to fucking Jesus, that's how.
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On a scale of 1 to 9 how much waffle?
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DarkTransient posted...

Expected Florida.

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*looks at how kids act on social media*

Yeah, i'm still good. RIP us.
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I'll be long dead and we have it coming tbh. We are a shitty species.
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30
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She seems to like me a whole lot, so maybe I can cut a hole out of the bottom of a wrapped present and we can make a thing of it on Christmas. I'm probably free.
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