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I chopped a bench slot in the 14 league to help with waivers some, but it's still pretty barren. I really like 14 though. I've played in 8-10 team leagues where everyone has an all star at every position and it's a no brainer on who to start every week.

I'm not either, but yes I'm gonna do it. (if I lose I'm going to blame you btw)

also skynyrd....quickly, I'm starting Derrick Henry in my flex over Chris Carson and Sammy Watkins. Any thoughts? 14 team standard

I kinda just have a gut feeling that if Henry ever has a good game, it'll be today vs the Bills. If he busts again I might just straight up drop him

He probably will play out of his mind, but they'll still lose. This season has been a classic monkey's paw/corrupt-a-wish type thing.

Me: I wish the Vikings had a great QB

The wish is granted and he plays awesome (other than that weird Bills game) but the defense mysteriously vanishes, despite being improved on paper in the offseason. The team becomes the Redskins that Cousins used to play on...crappy defense and he's forced to throw the ball 50 times a game in high scoring shootouts

this is really kind of the last chance for the vikings. If they don't beat the iggles, very good chance the season is pretty much over. Please show up defense!!!!!!!!!!!

Chewster posted...

As long as the Rockies aren't the most pathetic team in the LDS

I believe that would be the BYU football team

Have you guys seen the flying hellfish episode of Simpsons? I'm substituting in a hockey tourney in a former teammmate's team and it's called the Flying Hellfish. I asked the story behind the name and they said it's a Simpsons reference

Maybe the favre jersey is the only rockies purple thing they own

keyblader1985 posted...

6 more days until we become best friends. (I'm ChesterMiracle if you don't remember)
Thanks for all the gifts from Oklahoma

hell yeah, bitch.

I was doing a little reading on the wikipedia machine. Did you guys know that when they moved to Quebec Nordiques to Colorado, they were originally going to name the team the Rocky Mountain Extreme?

Terrible name. good thing they changed it

That's amazing

Do you guys follow any YouTube gamer people/accounts? The one and only I watch from time to time is dunkey. His videos are funny and he does actually good game critiques, when he decides to do a video like that

ALSO tonight the wilds open the season against the Aves. I'm excited to barely make the playoffs and then have a 4-1 first round exit

How do you guys feel about My Chemical Romance? I never listened to them much back in the day because I wasn't goth/emo.

BUT...Welcome to the Black Parade is definitely a bad song, but catchy, and kinda good in a cheesy 90s kid kinda way

They also do that weird fake English accent thing that Green Day used to do

Proof that the mlb is rigged. I don't mean this in a rude way, but I hope all Yankees die of syphilis

I remember. Leon is so f***ing awesome and cool. I would have done overtime with her. And then he drives off into the sunset on his jetski, like a legend.

all we can do is speculate about what kind of beer Mr. Leon S. Kennedy would have bought Mike (RIP) once the mission was over

[my fan theory is Coors Light]

http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/Mike

CaptainHammer posted...

-Jared the old guy who dies in FFXV off screen and all the characters go "Not Jared!!!" and you the player have no idea who they're talking about but for context clues based on who is in the scene and who isn't

1. Fuck the Yankees
2. Great List
3. I just remembered another legendary martyr based on this post. It's Mike from RE4

Leon S. Kennedy and helicopter Mike had just had a bonding experience killing boatloads of zombies and made plans to hang after this crisis was over, but then....this happened....


Mike is my #1

Pretty nice picks STLCards1991

Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Where's Bowsette

I'm embarrassed that I know what this is, but this is too topical to be a serious contender

post your sleepiest sleepers for the gfaqs tournament battle.

These are mine:

RE4 Merchant
Professor Sycamore (that spicy hair)
The plant you can water in Life Is Strange
Aaron Hernandez from Madden '12
Gritty the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot from NHL19

CaptainHammer posted...

I won some money one time

You did?? Please tell us more

ugh I might as well fill one out but there's no point

In the freaking preseason too

A cub is a bear that hasn't gone to hibernation yet, and hibernation isn't til after baseball season ends

How many runs did they score in their 2 most important games of the year.

Also, I'm still drinking Coors Light

I would bet everything I own that the Yankees win. Like others have said, the MLB will not allow them to lose

that was a disgrace to all of sports. If you look closely, you could see the umps peeking at their scripts and laugh among themselves while pretending to review the call

MLB is rigged and wants the cubs to win. perfectly clean play

Story's Storiis

STLCards1991 posted...

Believe me I wish I didn't think she sucks but she does. It's fucked up that she's the only female commentator in the entire sport as far as I know but she is just so baseline boring and just says the most obvious things.

sexist

did that Cubs dude just flip his bat and then the rockies outfielder caught his ball?

I went there when I was 4 years old and the only thing I remember is that my mom got me this Cubs stuffed animal

oh yeah...ouch

do balls bounce differently off of brick walls or something? I've only ever seen the padded ones

seems like a good idea to have all those vines along the walls at Wrigley Field. I get it's historical, but jfc

tuned into the Rockies game and there has been some great commentary so far

"Gotta score some runs here if you wanna win"
"Put up or shut up. This is Wild Card Baseball"

so there were two play-in-games to play another play-in-game (wild card). This got me thinking....today I did a deep dive into some hardcore stats and crunched a lot of numbers and I came to the realization that instead of a season, baseball is just a series of play-in-games, each leading up to the World Series

Twins fired Paul Molitor. I bet they wanted to fire him last year, but you can't really fire a guy after winning manager of the year and taking a team from their worst record ever to the wild card.

All great ideas. I'll use the change I've been saving under my mattress to buy the van. Chewy has to drive though. I imagine him as the grumpy driver while we're all in back having a good time playing 3ds and board games

I just put in my 2 weeks notice. Everyone make a patreon to raise money for the trip

Huge news you guys. GC is on tour right now. I'm thinking we do a sports topic follows GC on tour event.
https://www.goodcharlotte.com/events

We'll start in Toronto (and also hit up the sex robot brothel), then minneapolis, then KC (close enough to STL), then Denver, then San Fran, and then go to all their European shows, where crin will pay for all of our stuff.

Im not sure which one of those places is closest to SpeeD

Oh because one of the guys is named Madden, very nice.

The Anthem was in Madden 2003, which might have been the first time I heard GC

I got in on sale a while ago for less than a dollar. Really good game, especially at that price

Spider-Man is very good but these MJ stealth missions...ugh

I just put a spin on the joke that SkynyrdRocker already made

I watched it. It was definitely not live...it was sort of a short shitty music video. It was like 1 verse and the chorus from a new song I guess

also today is the 16th anniversary the best album every written...GC's The Young and the Hopeless

at least everyone can agree on how to behave during Good Charlotte's Anthem...scream like a schoolgirl at a Beatles concert

GC is performing the halftime show tonight at monday night football who's hyped
https://twitter.com/GoodCharlotte/status/1046886752672145409

lol GC spelled Chiefs wrong