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TopicSo when Trump gets convicted of treason and conspiracy, we should annul his term
Funbazooka
10/19/18 6:15:51 PM
#30
ZMythos posted...
Like, completely wipe everything he and his administration did off the face of existence.

All of his appointments, firings, executive orders, signed bills, everything gets reverted to how it was the day before his inauguration. His presidency wasn't legitimate so none of the resulting effects of his presidency are either.

And while he and his co-conspirators are tried and imprisoned, we hold an emergency election and exclude anyone with close ties to the Trump Administration from even running. Obama will sit as a limited executive to keep foreign affairs in check while this election takes place and appoints one new SCOTUS members to replace Gorsuch, while the new elected president will replace Kavanaugh (since they will be purged).

The GOP must issue a formal apology to the world for their gross negligence to be eligible for the election.

Trump's assets will be seized and used to fund climate science in an effort to mitigate the effects of climate change, though it is too late for any sort of reversal.

And then maybe we can start to actually Make America Great Again.

fgCrOHp
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TopicWhy are democrats afraid of Hillary running again?
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:42:38 PM
#49
Tbh, I think she'll raise money for the DNC and work behind the scenes but they won't get behind her a 2nd time.
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TopicWhy are democrats afraid of Hillary running again?
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:37:03 PM
#33
I'm not sure she'll be around by 2020 judging by her declining health.
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Topic2020: Hillary Clinton former advisor says she may run
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:32:12 PM
#28
She could win the popular vote again, and we all know that's real winning.
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TopicStreet Artist Depicts Maxine Waters as Halloween Villain
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:28:31 PM
#2
I heard the new Halloween movie sucks too.
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TopicNew research says female gamers are much more likely to study STEM fields.
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:07:46 PM
#24
Who cares about women in muh STEM fields?

What about women doing manual labor in construction?
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TopicStreet Artist Depicts Maxine Waters as Halloween Villain
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:06:06 PM
#1
Ok, this is epic

HTEeGTG

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/maxine-waters-halloween-billboard-made-by-la-street-artist-sabo-1153715

Sabo, a conservative street artist, swapped a photo of killer Michael Myers and replaced it with the congresswoman.

A billboard advertising the new Halloween movie opening Friday was altered after a street artist swapped out an image of serial killer Michael Myers and replaced it with one of Maxine Waters.

The gigantic billboard at Pico Boulevard in West Hollywood remains intact, only the congresswoman is now holding the sharp butcher knife in her right hand, looking ready to plunge it into an unsuspecting victim. The phrase "#Uncivil Democrats" has also been added.

Blumhouse and Universal are advertising the sequel to the 1978 classic slasher movie of the same title on several billboards in and around Hollywood, though in the dead of night a conservative artist known as Sabo hijacked one of them.

Sabo tells The Hollywood Reporter that the text he added to the advertisement is a reference to Waters telling a crowd in June to make things uncomfortable for President Donald Trump and his Cabinet members.

"If you see anybody from that Cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd," Waters said at a rally in Los Angeles. "You push back on them and you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere."

Since then, several notable Republicans have been confronted in public places, including Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, presidential senior adviser Stephen Miller and Homeland Security secretary Kirstjen Nielsen.

Halloween is expected to do brisk business this weekend, perhaps opening with north of $70 million domestically and setting a record for a movie during the Oct. 31 corridor.

The film, directed by David Gordon Green, has original survivor Laurie Strode, played by Jamie Lee Curtis, preparing to defend herself should Myers return after 40 years of incarceration.
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Topic107K voters purged from Georgia voter rolls for not voting in previous election.
Funbazooka
10/19/18 3:50:34 PM
#48
The Great Muta 22 posted...
Nice to see the freedom loving Republicans here are totally fine with undermining democracy to win elections.

Never change guys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Husted_v._Randolph_Institute

Husted v. A. Philip Randolph Institute, No. 16-980, was a case before the Supreme Court of the United States regarding Ohio's voter registration laws.[1] At issue was whether federal law, 52 U.S.C. 20507, permits Ohio's list-maintenance process, which uses a registered voter's voter inactivity as a reason to send a confirmation notice to that voter under the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 and the Help America Vote Act of 2002. If the mail is returned, the voter is stricken from the rolls, a practice called voter caging. The Court ruled in a 54 decision that Ohio's law did not violate federal laws.[

The decision, issued in June, allows Ohio to continue pruning its voter list prior to the 2018 election cycle, as well as supporting similar approaches used in six other states.[13] This approach has been criticized by analysts because it has a greater effect on minorities or others that would normally vote as a Democrat, thus giving Republicans an edge in this upcoming election.[14][4] Several other states have indicated that they would likely adopt similar language as Ohio's should the Court find in favor of the state.[15]
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TopicThe Left Has A Data Problem (great article about leftist dishonesty)
Funbazooka
10/19/18 3:43:08 PM
#25
Bolding text? You're stealing my move! I came up with that move!
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TopicUS Police officers charged with more than 400 rapes over a 9-year period
Funbazooka
10/19/18 3:38:13 PM
#12
ScazarMeltex posted...
How many more have gone unreported or have failed to be convicted because they are cops?

I suppose you're only limited by your imagination.
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Topic107K voters purged from Georgia voter rolls for not voting in previous election.
Funbazooka
10/19/18 3:24:21 PM
#43
Jaded_Dragon posted...
I don't think anyone is, but black people in GA tend to vote democrat and they are "purged" at 3x the rate of white voters.

So in other words, you're assuming these are Democrat voters.
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TopicAre you okay with the president praising and celebrating violence?
Funbazooka
10/19/18 3:01:36 PM
#5
Lying press lives matter
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TopicShaun King: "I'm grateful for ANTIFA"
Funbazooka
10/19/18 2:51:16 PM
#40
Makes sense that white man Shaun King supports Antifa.

Antifa is mostly white males.
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Topic107K voters purged from Georgia voter rolls for not voting in previous election.
Funbazooka
10/19/18 2:37:06 PM
#36
Why are you guys assuming the 107k would have been voting Democrat?
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TopicWhy White Supremacists Are Chugging Milk (and Why Geneticists Are Alarmed)
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:06:17 AM
#40
You don't know someone's racist just because you see them drinking milk. That's preposterous.
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Topicwould you bang this paag?
Funbazooka
10/19/18 4:04:13 AM
#8
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
Funbazooka
10/19/18 1:05:43 AM
#86
Snow White should have just stayed in a coma I guess. #MeToo has taught us this.
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 11:52:26 PM
#77
I have many children and grand children.

Think about how that moment in Snow White is portrayed... she's assumed to be dead, but she's rescued, saved, romantic, etc. All positive happy shit. It sends mixed messages if you're gonna use that as an example.

Surely there are better examples out there.
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 11:40:17 PM
#72
It's just a dumb example to demonstrate that kind of thing.
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TopicDaredevil season 3 drops TOMORROW and literally NO TOPIC?!
Funbazooka
10/18/18 11:29:39 PM
#16
Daredevil more like Daredingus
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 11:25:35 PM
#68
SquirrelyDan posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Kissing her saved her

She was teaching her kids that irl it's not ok to kiss people without permission. That's all.

Her interpretation is deliberately warping the original intent of the movie. Deliberately missing the point in order to vilify it.

It's a good thing to teach kids it's not ok to kiss people without permission but if a parent is looking for a story or cartoon or whatever to more effectively get across that point... Snow White is probably one of the worst examples for that.
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TopicWhy did Jim pursue Pam when she was already engaged?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:46:09 PM
#32
Roy drank BEER. He likes beer. He still drinks beer!!
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TopicCE What are you doing right now, aside from posting on CE?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:36:57 PM
#18
OffTempo posted...
Simultaneously?

Yeah, I'm snacking on a jar of jalapenos
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:34:11 PM
#53
Kissing her saved her
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TopicCE What are you doing right now, aside from posting on CE?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:32:49 PM
#14
I'm pooping and eating
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TopicFACT: Pewdiepie makes better videos than the Angry Video Game Nerd
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:32:19 PM
#18
PewDePie goes to 4chan just fyi
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TopicEmma Watson looking good
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:13:49 PM
#41
I thought that comparison was real for years until now.

I actually feel stupid.
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TopicImagine having sex with Bryce Dallas Howard
Funbazooka
10/18/18 10:11:39 PM
#35
Smells like pumpkin pie
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TopicSnow White under attack in the age of #MeToo.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 9:52:36 PM
#41
Houston posted...
Dont you think that its weird that the prince kisses Snow White without her permission? Because you cannot kiss someone if theyre sleeping! she told the magazine.

Kristen Bell believes Snow White is advocating sexual assault lmao

She's a dummy. Begone thot
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TopicImagine having sex with Bryce Dallas Howard
Funbazooka
10/18/18 9:43:00 PM
#25
She's got a naughty bottom.
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TopicUgliest porn star ever. *WARNING - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK*
Funbazooka
10/18/18 9:42:27 PM
#23
OPiadSk
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TopicDonyou look down on younger people who are balding/are bald?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 6:56:42 PM
#5
Only if they're women
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TopicWhy do Americans love ketchup?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 6:54:44 PM
#3
Because it's the best condiment for well done steak
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Topic"Trump supporters are the most oppressed people in America today"
Funbazooka
10/18/18 6:49:49 PM
#24
No
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TopicMany girls on Tinder say "No Trump supporters". Is this fair?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 5:11:04 PM
#206
P4wn4g3 posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Trump supporters are more accepting and tolerant

... of Trump, racism, sexism, and idiot assholes in government.

No, I mean they're more tolerant of Democrats and left-wingers who aren't too extreme.

If someone doesn't support Trump and votes Democrat that's absolutely fine if they don't say nutty far-left shit. And even if they do I'll play along, depending on what I might get out of it.
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TopicTexas HS students must watch video on interacting with police to graduate
Funbazooka
10/18/18 5:03:51 PM
#110
This benefits everyone.
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TopicMany girls on Tinder say "No Trump supporters". Is this fair?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 5:00:53 PM
#199
Trump supporters are more accepting and tolerant
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TopicJohn Carpenter plays the Halloween theme on the Nintendo Labo.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:58:59 PM
#3
He's high as fuck out of his mind
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TopicRemember in Star Wars when that dude was gonna sacrifice himself
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:57:44 PM
#7
Romulox28 posted...
i remember being so confused when i heard that line in theaters, it makes absolutely no sense when you think about it lol. honestly half of the dialogue in TLJ sounded like it was written by an AI

It was written by NPCs
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TopicMany girls on Tinder say "No Trump supporters". Is this fair?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:56:44 PM
#197
I've pretended to be leftist on dates before
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TopicRenowned Exorcist Holds Mass To Combat Coven Of Witches Hexing Kavanaugh
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:41:33 PM
#2
Basically, its all about causing suffering, she said, according to Newsweek. And we intend to make Kavanaugh suffer.

Many Christian ministers assert, however, that the redemptive power of Jesus sacrifice and resurrection is more than powerful enough to nullify any intended curse.

Thomas clarified that the curse will likely be ineffective against anyone in a state of grace, which is to say anyone who has been forgiven of sin and eternally redeemed by God.

Other Christians have also joined Thomas in spiritual intercession on behalf of Kavanaugh, praying and fasting not only for the Justice, but also asking Gods mercy for those who are participating in the hex.

The manager of a Catholic apostolate told NCR she is praying that God will have mercy on those involved, that He will give everyone the grace of faith and repentance, and that He will grant spiritual protection to Brett Kavanaugh.

Christians are not the only ones to express opposition and take up spiritual arms against the curse. Even fellow neo-pagans have criticized the hex as immoral and potentially dangerous, citing the Wiccan Rule of Three, a law of reciprocity that states that whatever energy one sends out to others will be revisited upon them threefold, be it positive or negative. The rule is a matter of debate among Wiccans as some of whom do not adhere to the rule, though they all adhere to the Wiccan rede, which states: Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill, An it harm none do what ye will.

Wiccan beliefs concerning blessing and curses are a moot point, however, for those who identify as traditional witches, and evidently Antifa Witches, who have no qualms about engaging in black magic as a means of vengeance.

It strikes fear into the heart of Christian fundamentalists, Bracciale said, according to Broadly. Thats one of the reasons that we do it. Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. We dont subscribe to this bullshit, pacifist, love and light, everybody just get along thing. If you want to hijack the country; if you want to steal the election; if you want to overturn Roe v. Wade; if you want to harm people who are queer; well guess what: Were not doing civility.
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TopicRenowned Exorcist Holds Mass To Combat Coven Of Witches Hexing Kavanaugh
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:41:10 PM
#1
https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/18/exorcist-witches-kavanaugh/

-An occult bookstore in New York announced that it will host a hex ritual against Supreme Court Justice
Brett Kavanaugh on Oct. 20 in order to make him suffer.

-Father Gary Thomas, exorcist for the diocese of San Jose, said that he will offer masses on Kavanaughs behalf to counter those curses.

-The hex has stirred ire not only from Christians, but also from Wiccans who believe that casting curses is not only immoral, but potentially harmful to those who cast them.

A renowned Catholic exorcist will hold Masses for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh to counter curses cast on him by a coven of witches.

Rev. Gary Thomas, whose training as an exorcist was chronicled in the book The Rite: The Making Of A Modern Exorcist, announced that he will offer Masses for Kavanaugh on Thursday and Saturday to combat the Ritual to Hex Brett Kavanaugh hosted by an occult bookshop in New York on Oct. 20. Thomas said he and other exorcists in the Catholic Church were appalled at the public announcement of the curse, which he characterized as a conjuring of evil and a sign that satanic forces are growing more brazen.

The decision to do this against a Supreme Court justice is a heinous act and says a lot about the character of these people that should not be underestimated or dismissed, Thomas told National Catholic Register (NCR). These are real evil people.

Catland, the occult bookshop in Brooklyn hosting the hexing ritual with a group of self-proclaimed Antifa Witches, advertised the event on Facebook and offered tickets on Eventbrite, which quickly sold out.

Please join us for a public hex on Brett Kavanaugh, upon all rapists and the patriarchy at large which emboldens, rewards and protects them. We are embracing witchcrafts true roots as the magik of the poor, the downtrodden and disenfranchised and its history as often the only weapon, the only means of exacting justice available to those of us who have been wronged by men just like him, Catland advertised on the event page.

Catland also clarified that while Kavanaugh will be the main focus of the hex, curses will also be directed at all rapists and the patriarchy at large. The bookstore encouraged attendees to bring your rage and and all of the axes youve got to grind. Attendees will also perform a second ritual, in addition to the hex, known as The Rites of the Scorned One in order to validate, affirm, uphold and support those of us who have been wronged and who refuse to be silent any longer.

The hex ritual will allegedly involve coffin nails, soil from a cemetery, and effigies. The organizers said that 25 percent of the events proceeds will be donated to Planned Parenthood while another 25 percent will be donated to the Ali Forney Center, which advocates for homeless LGBT youths. The event sold out so quickly and was so popular on Facebook that Catland also organized a second hex ritual set for Nov. 3.

While some may scoff at the idea of modern-day witches and curses, Thomas insisted that the spiritual consequences, and potential physical effects, of engaging in witchcraft are very real.

Im appalled he said. I sent this to a load of exorcists yesterday and their reaction was similar to mine. That shows this is not something that is make believe.

Thomas lambasted the occult group, saying that their intent to harm Kavanaugh had more to do with evil than with fighting for freedom.

This is a conjuring of evilnot about free speech. Conjuring up personified evil does not fall under free speech. Satanic cults often commit crimes; they murder, and sexually abuse everyone in their cult, Thomas said of occult groups who practiced black magic throughout history.

Dakota Bracciale, co-owner of Catland, affirmed Thomas characterization of their intent.
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TopicCandy that has no business being handed out at Halloween
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:16:11 PM
#72
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Candy corn. That shit is gross

Norman Bates likes candy corn.
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Topic"NPC" is the dumbest redhat meme yet
Funbazooka
10/18/18 4:14:41 PM
#307
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TopicWho's dumber? Libs that think all cops are evil murderers but think only cops
Funbazooka
10/18/18 3:37:43 PM
#17
Sometimes cops have to kill people.
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TopicSaw a new Hammer Horror film last night, which is always a good thing. :D
Funbazooka
10/18/18 3:12:02 PM
#8
I'm very fond of the Frankenstein series.
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TopicTits you can't help but want to motorboat da fuck outta dem?
Funbazooka
10/18/18 2:06:10 AM
#48
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TopicLaura Ingraham: Democrats will replace you with immigrants
Funbazooka
10/18/18 1:45:20 AM
#5
She's not wrong
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TopicAubrey Plaza took DNA test and said she is 7% Native American.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 1:43:16 AM
#11
Sounds hot
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TopicBoogie's divorce is 100% over.
Funbazooka
10/18/18 1:42:42 AM
#14
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