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"It's the stocks anticipating the rise of ANTI-FA!....... The Alt-Left! And Dianne Feinstein! When they found out that Maxine Waters..... yes, Maxine Waters is going to...... yes, angry Maxine with her low approval ratings.... the stocks came to me and were like President Trump, we are sorry, but we have to fall our numbers!" I was like "Why?!" and they said that the Democrats did it. Can you believe that? The democrats lowered the stocks to make the Republicans look bad for the midterms! We all know the unemployment rate is the lowest of the low and that the country is kissing our feet, so don't be fooled!"
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That show was years and years ahead of its time. I fucking loved it.

TV: "The Cowering Inferno! The Jay Sherman Story! With Jessica Tandy as the courageous Doris and Sumo Wrestler Tohru Sakai as the cowardly film critic!"
Tohru: "HELP, HELP. I GOT TO GO POTTY!"
Marty: "Did you really say that dad?"
Jay: "I may have uttered the word "potty" but they took it WAY out of context.

Ice cream store guy: "Our freezer is broken! We need somebody to eat 50 gallons of ice cream!"
Marty runs into the Icecream Parlor
Ice cream store guy: "It's Jay Sherman's kid! We're saved!"

Jay: "I know I am not going to win the marathon but I just want to finish>"
Doris: "You'll do fine! Remember this poem. 'Never Quit. Though your heart may pound, and you're short of breath. Well quitting my friend is a fate worse than death!"
Jay: "That's great!"
Doris: "I read it in Smoker's Digest."

Jay: "Hello Vlada. Tonight, I am on a diet!"
Vlada picks up phone and whispers
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Vlada on nearly verge of tears
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"Slavery was a choice. Also, the 13th amendment freeing black people from slavery should be abolished."

Trump: Man, I like this guy. Wanna come to the White House?
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Joeydollaz posted...

Tell me he isn't

he just showed THE iPLANE

More like the iLostmymind
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We got video. Not really sure what to make of them, but my mother and father have them.One video shows like this spindle thing going all around the camera outside, and the other shows a glowing thing going down into my mother's body.

I still personally don't believe.
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And most of them are from ages ago in sub-boards I am no longer in, like Dark Aether.

Getting easier to actually push myself away from here. Can pretty much go a day without logging in. All it takes now is determination and I can break from here.
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You are all so jealous that we have Brady
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glitteringfairy posted...

Sayoria posted...

Trump: And I want to be in charge of stopping and frisking Ivanka when she comes into the house. Rawrrrr. ;)

Haha. Oh damn. HAHAHAHA. That is so original, holy shit.

Things that go trigger in the night
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Lol, good riddance to that (for now)
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monkmith posted...

Sayoria posted...

monkmith posted...

[x] One cell dividing into two or more cells is part of the process.
[] Needed for the growth of an individual.
[X] Fibers pull the chromosomes apart.
[X] Is preceded by only one DNA replication step.
[x] Produces diploid cells from diploid cells.
[x] Makes haploid cells from diploid cells.
[X] Includes two cell division events.
[] Yields two cells as a final product.
[] Includes only one cell division event.
[x] Produces cells that are genetically different from each other.
[] Produces cells that are genetically identical to the starting cell.
[X] Chromosomes align at the midline of the cell and then separate.

my reasoning
1,3,4,7,10,12 is a give in.
2 would only be true if your professor was a sadist.
5 and 6 are both true if you divide the process up into meiosis I and meiosis II

Thanks for your take. You were the one who helped with my last question before, so you know how big of a pain in the ass this is for me with the way these questions are.

these questions just remind me of a horrible year of anatomy and physiology, my teacher was a big fan of 3+ hour marathon tests with over 600 multiple choice questions done just like this...

Well, took the plunge and got it wrong.

You were right with everything but the diploids making diploids.

Man these questions stress me the fuck out. I actually just got screwed on this one:



In the end, I got all right but the "First in the sequence of Meiosis"

Why?

Because "Three of the other images correspond to steps in the process of meiosis in this individual."

Number 1 was the answer to the first question. Apparently, Number 1 was the answer to that first stage question too. I was under the impression that since 1 was used already, it wouldn't be used again. Guess what? Attack of the wording yet again.

Man, I am pissed.
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Trump: And I want to be in charge of stopping and frisking Ivanka when she comes into the house. Rawrrrr. ;)
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On one hand, Paul was attacked by a neighbor.
On the other hand, they are a shitty family.
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slothica posted...

Hey yo Chechnya, I know you burnin gay people, and ima let you finish, but Hitler had the best genocide of all time!

Trump: Hold my beer.
Kavanaugh: BEER?! WHERE.
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I dunno. I assume Trump sees him as being 50 shades too untrustworthy.
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LookANinja posted...

quizlet is usually good for these online things

Only if they are copied and applied answers. In this case, they aren't.
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#TrumpsAmerica
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

I feel ya, this kinda stuff is pretty bs. Luckily I didn't have to deal with it in my classes, but most of mine were physics or math. >_>

The thing is, I like how he teaches. I know I am learning things. I have never, ever been a science person, but I am picking things up because he knows how to do it. However, his online method could use a lot of work. He preached to us on day one that his style is that he's always going through trial and error to make sure the most students understand what is happening..... and I am. I can say that proudly. I just wish these multiple choice things weren't so....... wide-spread with X number of options with X number of attempts. Because between these twelve you see, and the other twelve I just so happened to get right luckily, I have only 6 attempts to get 24 questions correct, without taking into consideration how questions are worded or whatever. Just.... gah.
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monkmith posted...

Sayoria posted...

monkmith posted...

[x] One cell dividing into two or more cells is part of the process.
[] Needed for the growth of an individual.
[X] Fibers pull the chromosomes apart.
[X] Is preceded by only one DNA replication step.
[x] Produces diploid cells from diploid cells.
[x] Makes haploid cells from diploid cells.
[X] Includes two cell division events.
[] Yields two cells as a final product.
[] Includes only one cell division event.
[x] Produces cells that are genetically different from each other.
[] Produces cells that are genetically identical to the starting cell.
[X] Chromosomes align at the midline of the cell and then separate.

my reasoning
1,3,4,7,10,12 is a give in.
2 would only be true if your professor was a sadist.
5 and 6 are both true if you divide the process up into meiosis I and meiosis II

Thanks for your take. You were the one who helped with my last question before, so you know how big of a pain in the ass this is for me with the way these questions are.

these questions just remind me of a horrible year of anatomy and physiology, my teacher was a big fan of 3+ hour marathon tests with over 600 multiple choice questions done just like this...

I'd far far far rather study and do an hour long essay exam than multiple choice bullshit.
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monkmith posted...

[x] One cell dividing into two or more cells is part of the process.
[] Needed for the growth of an individual.
[X] Fibers pull the chromosomes apart.
[X] Is preceded by only one DNA replication step.
[x] Produces diploid cells from diploid cells.
[x] Makes haploid cells from diploid cells.
[X] Includes two cell division events.
[] Yields two cells as a final product.
[] Includes only one cell division event.
[x] Produces cells that are genetically different from each other.
[] Produces cells that are genetically identical to the starting cell.
[X] Chromosomes align at the midline of the cell and then separate.

my reasoning
1,3,4,7,10,12 is a give in.
2 would only be true if your professor was a sadist.
5 and 6 are both true if you divide the process up into meiosis I and meiosis II

Thanks for your take. You were the one who helped with my last question before, so you know how big of a pain in the ass this is for me with the way these questions are.
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C_Pain posted...

I feel like it's bullshit because it's vague.

1 is for sure yes.
2 is probably wrong, but it depends what they mean by growth... like physical growth of a body is mitosis but technically sexually reproduction aka meiosis leads to the growth of an individual.
3 is yes.
4 is yes.
5 is no.
6 is yes

Man, you have no idea the shit I deal with with some of these online questions. I just had a question I posted a week or two ago that another poster agreed was vague as Hell. I got super lucky and got it right with his help, but it left us in question because the poster too said that so many facts didn't match up.

[X] One cell dividing into two or more cells is part of the process.
[] Needed for the growth of an individual.
[X] Fibers pull the chromosomes apart.
[X] Is preceded by only one DNA replication step.
[] Produces diploid cells from diploid cells.
[X] Makes haploid cells from diploid cells.
[X] Includes two cell division events.
[X] Yields two cells as a final product.
[X] Includes only one cell division event.
[] Produces cells that are genetically different from each other.
[] Produces cells that are genetically identical to the starting cell.
[X] Chromosomes align at the midline of the cell and then separate.

So.... this?

Kineth posted...

Sayoria posted...

Kineth posted...

What about the part about making haploid cells from diploid cells?

But they do become haploid at the end though

Yeah.. and you didn't have it checked in that post.

Thanks for pointing that out.
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Kineth posted...

What about the part about making haploid cells from diploid cells?

But they do become haploid at the end though
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Okay, so.

Which of the following are true of meiosis? Check all that apply.

[] One cell dividing into two or more cells is part of the process.
[] Needed for the growth of an individual.
[X] Fibers pull the chromosomes apart.
[X] Is preceded by only one DNA replication step.
[] Produces diploid cells from diploid cells.
[] Makes haploid cells from diploid cells.
[X] Includes two cell division events.
[X] Yields two cells as a final product.
[X] Includes only one cell division event.
[] Produces cells that are genetically different from each other.
[] Produces cells that are genetically identical to the starting cell.
[X] Chromosomes align at the midline of the cell and then separate.

So is this what everyone is agreeing upon?
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DiaDhuit posted...

How are you failing gen bio?

I'm not failing, but I had a bad start, given my online question thing didn't load for the first two weeks. My instructor has a no leniency policy, so I cannot make up those two weeks of questions I missed. So for that reason, I am on the edge about these questions. I have almost no room for error now.
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Returning_CEmen posted...

One cell division event

In the image above though, you see it split from one to two, then two to our.

( See why these multi-choice questions just suck? )
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LookANinja posted...

It's gotta be the last box. Needs to be ticked.

I've been ticking and unticking that one with every try. The diagrams I see of this leave me in question. Are you so sure?
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

Honestly, it's shit like this that makes me hate everything about Biology. I have no idea how I made it as far as I did.

24 this or that questions. 6 attempts to get them right. I nearly shit myself when I saw the Mitosis ones were correct. Worst part is, I have another part of this that I still need answering to but I haven't posted here that I am equally as worried about. This semester is giving me a migraine.

BlackHorse6969 posted...

yields two cells as a final product

But there's four.



I am starting to think it is the fiber one that is wrong.
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Okay, I keep checking on this. What is wrong here? They all look right to me. I got all the mitosis ones right but something is wrong with my meiosis ones and I'm down to one stressful guess left.



P.s. I fucking hate multiple choice with multiple answers and X amount of chances to get it right. Like seriously. I shouldn't be stressing over this shit.
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One time I called a moderator an expletive. I was proud of it.
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Nomadic View posted...

DarkTransient posted...

Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

It's so interesting to see how it works.

Trump gets the Right mad. It works and they vote in droves.

The left gets mad, but due to how splintered the left is (which isn't in itself bad, it's good to have differing opinions and actual debate), it ends up with them debating what the proper move is. People act, but it doesn't always push the left forward.

The right then gets mad that the left is mad, and fucking DOUBLE DOWN on everything Trump spews. It doesn't matter that Trump is a fucking idiot who lies and has no idea WTF he is talking about, they're just like, "THE LEFT WILL EAT US ALIVE! HOLY SHIT JUST DO WHAT TRUMP SAYS!" and it works!

This might be a crass generalization, but it seems like the right just don't give a fuck as long as the "right wins", where-as the left don't have anyone to really unite under due to differences in philosophy and principles of what it means to be "left wing" in the current US political spectrum.

You're close, but the key detail you missed - the right is a bit more willing to settle for "at least this path is closer to what I want, even if it's not quite there". Many of the various left factions insist that their way is the only way.

That certainly has a large impact on how I vote. Im actually very libertarian, but since there are no signs that libertarian candidates are actually going to hold governmental positions any time soon, conservatives are the next best thing. I do a balancing test on what issues are more important and weigh that against character flaws or minor issues that I disagree with.

This is why America needs to dump this system we have and go completely Proportional Representation. Fuck this Democrat/Republican shit. Unless we meet in a middle ground, the country will forever suck and it is up to the people to make sure it remains 50/50. Unfortunately with the nuclear options being taken and the complete division of this country now, I don't see America recovering for a long, long time. This country is so fucked up. SO fucked up.
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Pledge Allegiance to the Fascist Regime, in the Divided States of America.

It's incredible what life is like when Republicans in red states push against progression and education. It's amazing.
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Lan is the only good one.
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Give up America and let Trump burn the Constitution, since that's the end goal.
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That's so darn cool
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Eh. I'd just become an Australian.
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He's too busy for this place!
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Because Conservatives are pro-fascists.
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Rick-C137 posted...

*rolls eyes*

Keep being walked over by the government.
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Rick-C137 posted...

Sayoria posted...

We are seriously on a path to fascism. There's no denying this.

this is why democrats keep losing

you know what most people do when you say this? they roll their eyes and say "give me a break"

They can roll their eyes but if WW2 never happened and Hitler was leading the country, the Republicans would be sheeping for him.
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Coffeebeanz posted...

Sayoria posted...

Kavanaugh could have said "Fuck yeah. I raped her and it was fun" and would still win 48 senators.

I mean, someone said "he physically assaulted me" and Democrats escalated that all the way to "he's a rapist"

So let's not pretend anyone on either side actually gives a shit about what actually happened.

We should hold the seat of the Supreme Court to the highest of high standards. There are millions and millions of people in the US. A lot of conservative judges too that could replace Kavanaugh. This event has only taught me that this country isn't the country we are supposed to love. It is a country that in all actuality, sucks.

We are seriously on a path to fascism. There's no denying this.
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Kavanaugh could have said "Fuck yeah. I raped her and it was fun" and would still win 48 senators.
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solosnake posted...

The President is delivering on vows to put conservatives on the Supreme Court and to fire up the economy

https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/06/politics/donald-trump-presidency-supreme-court-economy/index.html

wow, did they give up? No more fake news?

Hitler was on a winning streak too ya know. Doesn't mean anyone was in favor of Hitler.
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That thing knows being on his foot is better than getting used for something else of his.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Loser Loses Everything Match
@Sayoria vs @gunplagirl

DONE.

Works better. We were both born with a penis, but I had a sex change. She did not. That's my case.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Sayoria posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Sayoria posted...

Oh, do me. Do me.

Well I wasn't thinking of you.. oh I got it....

Loser loses their dick match
@Sayoria vs @gunplagirl

Too late. Already gone.

Yeah I think I fucked that up. It should have been Loser GETS DICK MATCH.

Doesn't work either. negi isn't post-op (yet)
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Sayoria posted...

Oh, do me. Do me.

Well I wasn't thinking of you.. oh I got it....

Loser loses their dick match
@Sayoria vs @gunplagirl

Too late. Already gone.
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Oh, do me. Do me.
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Who do you think would win if all were/are in their prime?
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