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Topicmy dog has hip dysplasia :/
Chicken
11/30/18 4:27:34 AM
#13
This is why inbreeding is bad.
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TopicMan tries to mug girl. She beats the fuck out of him and makes him beg for mercy
Chicken
11/30/18 2:53:15 AM
#28
GlB GOLD PLZ JAJAJAJA BR
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TopicYou can't get fall down drunk in read dead 2????
Chicken
11/30/18 2:50:31 AM
#14
Did they take out that ragdoll flop button you could push mid jump to land on your face? I loved doing that in GTA V.
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TopicHow long does it take to get used to night shift?
Chicken
11/30/18 2:47:22 AM
#3
Lol I wish I could afford to work 4 hour shifts.
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TopicI've had baked beans for dinner two nights in a row.
Chicken
11/30/18 2:46:20 AM
#5
Bruce_Somali posted...
Please tell me you eat them right out of the can like a hobo lol

I wanna try this once. Get em nice and warm over a fire and wear thick hobo gloves while eating them.
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TopicMichael Jackson didn't molest or expose himself to any kids.
Chicken
11/29/18 2:53:54 AM
#3
Michael Jackson was mentally unstable and molested several children.
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TopicLmao, red dead online let's you still fish, play cards, etc
Chicken
11/29/18 12:42:12 AM
#30
Dont worry theyll add fighter jets that you can grief the whole server with in a few months for $99999999999999
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TopicAfraid that I got an STD while in Mexico *Updated*
Chicken
11/28/18 4:45:56 PM
#58
Behaviorism posted...
SwordMaster13X posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Grenade_Grunt posted...
Behaviorism posted...
Tag

Wishing you luck, man. We've all been there. I remember when I ate the butt of a girl I met off okcupid. We met and ten minutes later my face is buried inside her butt, despite the inside of her crack smelling like pepperoni. I was terrified when I took the std test afterward. I told my primary doctor about the incident and my doctor told me a girl's butt shouldn't smell like pepperoni. That's when I asked to schedule an STD test


Oh goodness. I'm assuming everything turned out okay for you?

Yes, it did, but it was scary


Was it a big butt? Besides the whole std thing, was it worth it?

Yeah she had a big butt. It tasted pretty good. I remember she got nervous because I wouldn't come up for air


So you like the taste of sweat and fecal matter. Gj
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TopicWorst thing to say to a cop after getting pulled over?
Chicken
11/27/18 4:02:56 PM
#14
TopicRIP Stephen Hillenburg, creator of Spongebob Squarepants
Chicken
11/27/18 4:02:19 PM
#3
Was he the guy that had that awful disease that made him live in constant agony?
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TopicSource of e coli found in romaine lettuce
Chicken
11/27/18 1:03:57 PM
#12
Gives another meaning to tossing salad.
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TopicSource of e coli found in romaine lettuce
Chicken
11/27/18 11:41:00 AM
#6
How does lettuce get e-coli anyway? Are they wiping their ass with the leaves before sending them out?
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Topic*Replace two 'g's with 6s.*
Chicken
11/27/18 7:57:32 AM
#5
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Egg = E66

REEEE
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TopicWhat sucks about going on a diet
Chicken
11/27/18 7:52:35 AM
#15
Hayame Zero posted...
Grilled chicken.


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TopicDaily reminder that these are the people responsible for moderating Gamefaqs
Chicken
11/27/18 7:51:01 AM
#10
Expected more obesity tbh
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TopicHow about this gender scheme.
Chicken
11/27/18 7:47:52 AM
#10
Penis Vagina

Its not that difficult.
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Topicwhite men have the worst skin tone ever
Chicken
11/27/18 7:46:03 AM
#11
Flockaveli posted...
My friend's wife who works at Sephora always says that white women age like cheese.

Aged cheese is fucking delicious wtf
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TopicThe perfect girl but she doesn't like Steely Dan
Chicken
11/27/18 2:43:31 AM
#11
Jotaro didnt like Steely Dan.
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Topicwhy don't the Transformer fuck off and leave the Earth alone?
Chicken
11/27/18 2:41:37 AM
#2
TopicI just realized I haven't worn a bra in over a year
Chicken
11/27/18 2:08:33 AM
#3
Most guys dont wear bras ever
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TopicWhat is your opinion on stream sniping?
Chicken
11/27/18 1:52:04 AM
#6
Thats what stream delays are for. If someone can predict your location a full 30 seconds later then youre either bad or youre camping.
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TopicI hope GTA VI's protagonist is a Chinese man
Chicken
11/25/18 5:37:52 PM
#25
I hope GTA VI's protagonist is a box of Apple Jacks
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TopicThey closed down the border because some of the migrants rushed it.
Chicken
11/25/18 5:24:17 PM
#41
Hop103 posted...
Chicken posted...
Houston posted...
The U.S is shooting tear gas.

Did they run out of bullets?


If the army shot bullets, the international community would be on Trump's neck despite some countries that are supported by them are known to shoot illegals that try to cross.

Obama got away with gunning down innocents though
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TopicWatching two Machokes having sex
Chicken
11/25/18 5:23:06 PM
#12
NeonOctopus posted...
Chicken posted...
Wouldn't that be standard gay porn?

Machokes can be female tho

They look exactly the same as males though
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TopicWatching two Machokes having sex
Chicken
11/25/18 5:09:07 PM
#3
Wouldn't that be standard gay porn?
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TopicHaunter is a way cooler design than Gengar
Chicken
11/25/18 5:07:50 PM
#5
Butterfiles posted...
what other pokemon are way cooler than their evolutions (aside from Dragonair ofc)

Salandit is fucking cool so I was pissed when they revealed that it's evolution would be fetish bait.
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TopicThey closed down the border because some of the migrants rushed it.
Chicken
11/25/18 5:06:35 PM
#11
Houston posted...
The U.S is shooting tear gas.

Did they run out of bullets?
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TopicThe iconic scene of Goku going Super Sayian 3 in DBZ Kai
Chicken
11/25/18 9:59:08 AM
#22
Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Your hair! What are you, gay?

ye
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TopicPlease tell me the best local multi-player Switch games
Chicken
11/24/18 8:02:47 PM
#5
Pokemon lets you do double battles
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TopicUK student sentenced to life in prison in Saudi Arabia for "spying"
Chicken
11/24/18 7:29:59 AM
#25
Why arent we at war with them?

Oh right, oil. If the US didnt have access to their oil, they would call them a terrorist state.
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TopicI come once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in an eternity.
Chicken
11/24/18 3:45:08 AM
#4
Topicugh morning. I'm tired, just had breakfast, dunno if I should go back to sleep
Chicken
11/24/18 3:44:03 AM
#3
Must be nice to not have a job or responsibilities.
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TopicHOME ALONE is a great movie to endorsed GUNS and ASSUALT RIFLES
Chicken
11/24/18 3:43:13 AM
#6
If the robbers had guns they would have won
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TopicThat Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise game makes me want a JoJo's BA game..
Chicken
11/24/18 3:37:20 AM
#3
Topicbut...why?
Chicken
11/24/18 3:07:00 AM
#15
My great uncle Roger flew twice as long as that.
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TopicJewish leaders call for new editions of the Bible and the Koran.
Chicken
11/24/18 3:05:06 AM
#3
If they can make new harry potter universe stpries they can make more bible stories.
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TopicJohn Carpenter is shilling for Fallout 76 on Twitter
Chicken
11/24/18 3:04:18 AM
#29
GrindcoreShark posted...
Rikiaz posted...
I like the game too, am I a shill?

No, because you didn't get paid by Zenimax to say nice things about it like he clearly was

Your tinfoil is showing bruh
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TopicWord on the street is Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom is better than Mario Od
Chicken
11/24/18 3:02:55 AM
#4
Those are some lame ass streets
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TopicWoman kills and cooks bf after he said he was leaving her for another woman.
Chicken
11/24/18 2:08:18 AM
#6
Now hell always be a part of her. She just has to hold in her poops forever.
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TopicWoman mistakes dynamite for candle, suffers severe injuries, police say
Chicken
11/24/18 2:07:42 AM
#20
Previous owner is a fucking dick.
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Topic"Bringing genetics into trans identity is a terrifying path"
Chicken
11/24/18 1:33:24 AM
#3
Gender is magic and magic isnt bound by such trivial things like science or logic
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TopicJust cause there's no proof of an afterlife doesn't mean there isn't one
Chicken
11/23/18 3:36:49 PM
#4
Uh its called the BIBLE
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TopicI bought 2 Pokemon Gold/Silver guides and Metroid Prime Hunters for under $15.
Chicken
11/23/18 2:56:05 PM
#17
You bought two so you can read them twice as fast right?
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TopicHoly fucking shit at dat new One Piece manga chapter *spoilers,*
Chicken
11/23/18 10:47:36 AM
#2
did they reveal how they take peoples fruit powers?
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TopicDoes anyone remember a sewer level in Superman 64?
Chicken
11/23/18 8:15:52 AM
#5
I think on the back of the box or maybe in a magazine there was an image of him fighting dudes in a sewer and I always wondered why that game looked and played differently than the game I had. Only rented it once though and didnt get far.
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TopicBoogie thinks what he does is "work".
Chicken
11/23/18 8:14:12 AM
#31
ClunkerSlim posted...
Chicken posted...
Giving him attention is basically increasing his income from his job fyi

How would him being broke and homeless be better for anyone?

Why couldnt he get another job?
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TopicBoogie thinks what he does is "work".
Chicken
11/23/18 7:52:51 AM
#28
Giving him attention is basically increasing his income from his job fyi
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TopicMy cat tried to break my computer because i fed it 30 minutes late
Chicken
11/23/18 7:49:02 AM
#11
Is your name Jon Arbuckle?
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TopicIGN gave Fallout 76 a 5/10
Chicken
11/23/18 7:48:09 AM
#34
Ozai_Was_Right posted...
Chicken posted...
5/10 is average. You guys know how numbers work right?

Do you know how perceptions work for gaming? Anything that's below an 8 might as well be a 0.

Then they would rate things out of 3, silly. Im sorry numbers are hard for you.
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