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TopicDo you wash your butt after you poop?
minervo
11/30/18 12:03:36 PM
#1
Question - Results (11 votes)
Yes, with soap and water.
18.18% (2 votes)
2
Yes, just water.
9.09% (1 vote)
1
I just wipe.
63.64% (7 votes)
7
I don't even wipe >:)
9.09% (1 vote)
1
I do, with water.
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TopicNationalist, internationalist or neither?
minervo
11/30/18 10:56:48 AM
#1
Poll. - Results (2 votes)
Nationalist
0% (0 votes)
0
Internationalist
50% (1 vote)
1
Neither
50% (1 vote)
1
I wanna buy my own little island and start my own country.
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TopicIs pregnant porn nasty?
minervo
11/30/18 9:17:22 AM
#13
Only way I can see this as hot as hell is if I'm thinking about my girl while I watch this.
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TopicBlow.
minervo
11/30/18 8:55:18 AM
#1
5 lines, that shit got me dancin, then I fucked myself. At least now I can say, I know what that feels like.
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TopicIs pregnant porn nasty?
minervo
11/30/18 8:43:13 AM
#9
All porn is nasty, but sex during pregnancy is good just not vaginal. Oral and anal ;)
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TopicWould you vote Ben Shapiro for President?
minervo
11/30/18 8:38:50 AM
#17
No, dude would start ww3.
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TopicHow is Jen gonna fly into Chicago and not even go on a date with me?
minervo
11/30/18 8:38:17 AM
#3
Good luck Jen!
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Topicwhat are some good christmas episodes to watch with my son
minervo
11/29/18 8:46:47 PM
#2
avgn Christmas specials
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Topicpost your gaming setup
minervo
11/29/18 8:44:23 PM
#6
green dragon posted...
minervo posted...
https://i.imgc.com/XWyWYCw.jpg

Doesn't this hurt yourneck a little

like you're looking of to the side too much


Not really, it's actually quite relaxing but when i'm in tryhard mode I use this

hA7XvHK
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Topicdoes any1 honestly like icoyar?
minervo
11/29/18 8:38:10 PM
#19
I'm absolutely certain this guy has a huge hard-on for TWP.
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TopicPotd, how would you define a "Toxic Relationship "?
minervo
11/29/18 8:34:59 PM
#10
A healthy relationship will always give you something to look forward to. A toxic one will make you want to crawl in a hole and die.
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Topicpost your gaming setup
minervo
11/29/18 8:32:16 PM
#4
XWyWYCw
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TopicDo you kiss family members on the lips?
minervo
11/29/18 2:09:45 AM
#31
My mom literally kissed my (left?) butt cheek when I was about 5. lol
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 1:30:08 PM
#27
You're soft. But I like you.
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 12:52:32 PM
#25
My body count is two btw.
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 12:51:26 PM
#24
How I would stop Henri watchers is that Ill do an overdose go into the spirit realm and haunt all the watchers and go to japan and get that shit closed down with a crew with machine guns and hack into the servers and delete all there data and take a helicopter and fly the fuck out of there and Ill hack into the servers so all the watchers can be found and I terminated their lives
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 12:28:05 PM
#21
Get wrecked
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 12:24:48 PM
#20
Whatever u say man these bitches are all over me asking me for my love and they all want sex so Im good if I get pussy Ill do it in 5 minutes no doubt
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 12:10:53 PM
#17
It wasnt me who said that but my boy whose laughing at you.
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 12:08:08 PM
#16
Far-Queue posted...
lol okay rape crusader keep us updated on all the rapists you put in the hospital

How many have you crushed so far?

Yo fuckers are all fucked get some real pussy and enough of the gay talk
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 9:54:12 AM
#9
Far-Queue posted...
lol OK tough guy

Heaven forbid some people watch cartoon porn. Glad you're on the frontlines protecting us from these perverts.

CacciatoPart3 posted...
minervo posted...
Whoredom has produced fatherless households and without a strong father, yes, girls tend to get raped. By octopus, he probably means men without a backbone. Thankfully there are still good men out there willing to crush these fucks. I'm one of them.

Jesus fuckin Christ, youre one of those guys huh


I'm talking about the real world. Get the fuck outta mommy's house and try living for a bit, then you'll understand that rape is on the rise all over the world. Sorry to have broken your rape fantasies, though.
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TopicFavortive childhood toy...
minervo
11/28/18 7:31:35 AM
#20
Ooooh, all sorts of toy figures. I would make them fight each other in my mind, kind of like DBZ, but that was before I knew about that.
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TopicHoward Stern: 'Hentai is like girls... mostly being raped by octopuses'
minervo
11/28/18 7:29:12 AM
#4
Whoredom has produced fatherless households and without a strong father, yes, girls tend to get raped. By octopus, he probably means men without a backbone. Thankfully there are still good men out there willing to crush these fucks. I'm one of them.
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Topicare you ok?
minervo
11/27/18 5:59:59 PM
#10
I am ok.
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TopicThe Lowly Footman
minervo
11/27/18 10:59:21 AM
#1
You are loved, you are treasured.
But what good is love, if it breeds jealousy?
You are loved, you are treasured,
but you must find love first, on your own.
Then you will be happy.
For if you find your love from us,
then you will never find your calling.
For what good is the soul of a man I like to me?
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TopicWhen The Sun Sets
minervo
11/27/18 9:10:54 AM
#1
Can you handle the loving scream,
unfolding love, from the unseen?
Can you douse a candle with gasoline,
Can you rouse my fury if youre clean?
My scolding love, my loving queen,
can you handle me?

When you use me, you make me feel cold; yet
if its to help, I will not yelp.
Fly like a dove, faster than jets
higher than nets, when the sun sets.

You are my suit, you fit like a glove;
you are so cute, the way you shove.
The way youre mute, in the bright day;
the garbage chute, it will not play.
Tell it to scoot, it weighs too much;
take another route; I feel your touch.

When you use me, you make me feel cold; yet
if its to help, I will not yelp.
Fly like a dove, faster than jets
above than nets, when the sun sets.

I die each night, to give you life.
I lie alone, I fight my wife.
I sigh and moan, yet without strife.
I cry and groan, with love Im rife.
But when its night, so I dont bite,
take my light, so you can fight.

When you use me, you make me feel cold; yet
if its to help, I will not yelp.
Fly like a dove, faster than jets
higher than nets, when the sun sets.

When you abuse me, you make me feel cold; yet
if its to help, I will not yelp.
Fly like a dove, faster than jets
higher than nets, when the sun sets.

Douse me in water at night,
clean and pure without ice;
as I sizzle and go colder,
Ill be nice.
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TopicThe Beatles... more like The Shittles
minervo
11/27/18 3:12:08 AM
#30
ReturnOfFa posted...
minervo posted...
ReturnOfFa posted...
For No One by Paul off of Revolver!


He literally sounds like a fairy.

what does a fairy sound like, I've never heard one?

I'm sorry, he sounds like a fairy reject. Here's what a real fairy would sing like:



Great lyrics too, way better than the Shittles.
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TopicThe Beatles... more like The Shittles
minervo
11/27/18 2:19:06 AM
#21
ReturnOfFa posted...
minervo posted...
ReturnOfFa posted...
Here's a good Lennon blues tune off the White Album...played by him, Mitch Mitchell (Hendrix Band), Keith Richards and Clapton.


Disgusting.

lmao

hey I hate Clapton but I can appreciate a tune and that riff ok??

Look at the way he presents himself! He tried to take over the world, didn't realize he wasn't bulletproof.
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TopicThe Beatles... more like The Shittles
minervo
11/27/18 2:17:30 AM
#19
ReturnOfFa posted...
For No One by Paul off of Revolver!


He literally sounds like a fairy.
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TopicThe Beatles... more like The Shittles
minervo
11/27/18 2:16:39 AM
#17
ReturnOfFa posted...
Here's a good Lennon blues tune off the White Album...played by him, Mitch Mitchell (Hendrix Band), Keith Richards and Clapton.


Disgusting.
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TopicYou can eliminate one group of people from earth
minervo
11/27/18 2:09:11 AM
#24
Ferarri619 posted...
I voted Canadians.
I hate my country.

I had no idea you live in Canada! That's awesome, we should chill some day.
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TopicIf koopas are becoming doctors we need a defense.
minervo
11/27/18 2:03:37 AM
#2
Swallow their pills, lose your ability to function, be trapped in a time warp, then wake up so pissed that even Bowser himself fears you.
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TopicHumans are the bottom dwellers of the air world.
minervo
11/27/18 1:16:52 AM
#6
I challenge you. I can smoke 50 cigarettes in a day and feel nothing under the right conditions. How many can you smoke before you throw up?
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TopicDo you sleep WITH or WITHOUT a Shirt and Short/Pants???
minervo
11/27/18 1:13:29 AM
#4
I like to sleep naked.
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TopicI've been applying to jobs out of state. Is it normal for them to not respond?
minervo
11/27/18 12:54:57 AM
#13
EclairReturns posted...
minervo posted...
human response


I'm asking more about the lack of a response, rather than the lack of a human response, to be honest, and that's what's concerning me. Is my location such a factor in their dismissal of me?

If it's an internet job, then I doubt it. Perhaps they're looking for robot people to work for them. What did you say in your application?
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TopicI feel like I have a learning problem or something. (work related) Vent time.
minervo
11/27/18 12:51:53 AM
#2
I used to daydream at work all the time, didn't help the fact I was operating heavy machinery. Needless to say, I got fired repeatedly.

Perhaps you're getting bad vibes from other people in your work environment? Cause that's how I used to feel.
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TopicI've been applying to jobs out of state. Is it normal for them to not respond?
minervo
11/27/18 12:45:38 AM
#10
These corporations make so much money yet they can't even go through the courtesy of giving applicants a human response?
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TopicThe average guy is unfuckable.
minervo
11/27/18 12:37:03 AM
#5
Too ambiguous. What do you consider average?
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TopicWhat if Chris Ray Gun (Reagan) is the current host of Pazuzu?
minervo
11/27/18 12:34:33 AM
#4
Still art, I'm sure you could find full playthroughs easily on youtube for free.
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TopicC/D: If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.
minervo
11/27/18 12:32:42 AM
#60
@BlazeAndBlade That's good, but what if you see some asshat picking on that cute little bunny?
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TopicWould you be interested in a potd War Games?
minervo
11/27/18 12:21:42 AM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
minervo posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Where did the other topic go?

That was quite a while ago, I believe over a month ago.

I mean the one that was this topic like 5 minutes ago...

Slight error in the topic title, made me sound like an asshole. My bad.
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TopicWhat if Chris Ray Gun (Reagan) is the current host of Pazuzu?
minervo
11/27/18 12:19:38 AM
#2
Have you played God of War? I don't know, but demons are like titans - proud, and if they fall, they fall hard.


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TopicWould you be interested in a potd War Games?
minervo
11/27/18 12:11:23 AM
#5
LinkPizza posted...
Where did the other topic go?

That was quite a while ago, I believe over a month ago.
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TopicWould you be interested in a potd War Games?
minervo
11/27/18 12:10:54 AM
#4
wwinterj25 posted...
https://imgur.com/k1FaUcl

https://imgur.com/gallery/zfInQo4
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TopicBethesda Game Studios to face a class action lawsuit regarding Fallout 76.
minervo
11/27/18 12:04:49 AM
#11
If I bought a sandwich and after I bit into it there was mold, I'd want a refund, personally.
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TopicWould you be interested in a potd War Games?
minervo
11/27/18 12:02:32 AM
#1
I already did this once before, but potd got wrecked by CE.

Here are the rules:

We choose a social board to go to war with. This is not a board invasion, all battles fought on potd.
I make the War Games topic with a poll to see which board gets the most votes.
I will let the other board know that we are at war with them.
Whichever board has the most votes after 6 hours, wins.
Everyone can attack as they see fit.
No hard feelings, it's all fun and games.
I will narrate in the style that I did with the last War Game.

Would you be interested? If so, I will give you a shout out at the beginning.
If you have any ideas on improvements or which board we should battle, let me know.
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TopicWould you be interested if I hosted a potd War Games?
minervo
11/26/18 11:53:31 PM
#1
I already did this once before, but potd got wrecked by CE.

Here are the rules:

We choose a social board to go to war with. This is not a board invasion, all battles fought on potd.
I make the War Games topic with a poll to see which board gets the most votes.
I will let the other board know that we are at war with them.
Whichever board has the most votes after 6 hours, wins.
Everyone can attack as they see fit.
No hard feelings, it's all fun and games.
I will narrate in the style that I did with the last War Game.

Would you be interested? If so, I will give you a shout out at the beginning.
If you have any ideas on improvements or which board we should battle, let me know.
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TopicThe Beatles... more like The Shittles
minervo
11/26/18 10:26:02 PM
#11
I agree 100%. Guys that like the Shittles usually look like this:

xaK3tn7

Creepos. I was introduced to the Beatles by a guy called Jack, he had no respect.
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TopicPoopy day today
minervo
11/26/18 7:27:00 PM
#3
I slept through most of today. Now it's night time, and I have no idea what to do. I'm trying to quit all drugs, but I feel the addiction calling me as I type this.
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TopicIt's hard to stay without hypnox.
minervo
11/26/18 6:18:06 PM
#4
After two weeks, paralyzing illness. After three, this:

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