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TopicIf you are employed, what did you get as your christmas bonus?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 2:05:58 PM
#22
Rika_Furude posted...
iClockwork posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
iClockwork posted...
After checking the exchange rate from AUS currency to U.S. dollars that isn't very much :/

after tax. and its more than your $0 unemployed income

marked

johnnyed


What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDoge or Cate I guess they never Cate huh
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 2:00:33 PM
#16
Doge hasn't been to the vet in a long time and he's getting old. Probably won't be a happy quick in an out visit for him when he goes. My guess is he has a mass building in his stomach and it's slowly rotting him away. But hey let's just get through one more Christmas eh boy!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicA lot of us are going to be losing part of our Christmas bonus due to stocks
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:18:32 PM
#7
Hairistotle posted...
didnt u vote for him


Everyone did. No one wants to admit it though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's it like living in a place where it snows regularly?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:15:12 PM
#14
ZombiePelican posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can't even imagine June or July.

August belive it or not is usually our worst month in terms of humidity and heat


I guess being able to stumble down the streets with open liquor is worth it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicc/d: you lay down toilet paper into the water before you poop
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:12:29 PM
#5
What the hell? Who has time to do all these extra steps before taking a shit? It's ALWAYS a code red situation for me. I like to wait until I have seconds to spare because you get a violent shit storm out of it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat's it like living in a place where it snows regularly?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:07:44 PM
#11
I like New Orleans but it is one seriously muggy shit storm. And I was there in April. Can't even imagine June or July.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:56:40 PM
#159
iWillBeHOTHkage posted...
SunburnCostanza posted...
Anyone who thinks it's always easy to get a job are fucking idiots and incredibly short sighted

Dont breed


Did your folks just sit around and pout?

No, they fucking got jobs and worked.

If you dont have a job then it is now your job to apply to everything, 8 hours a day of job searching.


"But it's toooooo harrrrrd"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:51:03 PM
#156
Spooking posted...
"What if they are unable to work!?"
"What if they have families to take care of!?"
"What if bad weather prevents them from working!?"

Jesus... the excuses people come up with to get out of working.


I know it's unbelievable. But people here don't want their free ride taken away.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topic1 in 8 Americans about two years from not having water supply.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:45:59 PM
#28
Crepes posted...
No one else cares?


I know I don't. 2 years is a giant load of horse shit. It will be a problem one day, but by the time that day comes i'll be too dead to care.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThe perfect sandwich but...
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:20:15 PM
#12
Only a lead moderator would do this to people. smh.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 2:16:22 AM
#50
Yeah man I love everyone here sorta. Not really though. Don't ever take any insults I hurl your way personally.I ...Well lets just ask Joey Joe Joe @_Lyonidias

Actually that's a bad example because she got me thrown into the purgatory. But would I help out in real life? Maybe.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThis cannot continue this cannot continue this cannot continue
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:59:21 AM
#4
Reis posted...
shut the fuck up


Only time i'll ever agree with this guy.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:55:44 AM
#48
MrMallard posted...
We've had our differences, TC, but that OP has that fucking energy that I love to see in a post.

I'm saving myself for a school reunion tomorrow, but in my stead I would like you to go absolutely buck-wild.


What differences? Though, i'm not too thrilled about the rest of your post.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:54:10 AM
#47
Reis posted...
nice


You're still getting drunk. I'm getting a little tired of you intercepting my posts with your mild horse shit.

*dumps a bottle of Puerto Rican Rum down your throat*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:51:05 AM
#44
Reis posted...
oh shit he's alive!


You got one more post left to redeem yourself or I will personally inject alcohol through your veins to make you a better person.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLet's get shit faced and raise a ruckus CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 1:48:56 AM
#42
Reis posted...
rofl TC is blacked out right now because he can't hold his liquor


Not even close. Why are you following me around though?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:14:44 AM
#24
The lazy bums of CE rear their ugly heads as well.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:12:02 AM
#19
People love making up bullshit excuses for not getting a job. They should earn a spot right at the top in the politics field.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:07:36 AM
#12
Rika_Furude posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Sounds dumb but ofc americans would support it

Why do you think it's dumb that able bodied people should be required to work to get government assistance?

Have you considered the fact that theres not enough jobs for everyone? The point of government welfare programs are so that people in bad situations dont have to turn to crime to survive.


Not enough jobs.... *jerk off hand gesture*
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:04:25 AM
#7
ThugLife247 posted...
Isnt this literal slavery


I suppose if slaves got paid.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump signs bill where Americans MUST get JOBS to get FOOD STAMPS!!
Johnny_Nutcase
12/21/18 12:01:32 AM
#3
SauI_Goodman posted...
I don't support much that Trump does but I would support this.

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMy main is back from being suspended.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:59:17 PM
#17
Jaghave posted...
I feel I'm the only person here who gets suspended and doesn't jump to an alt


I don't. When I go, I go.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIts fucking hot
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:47:20 PM
#5
SocialistGamer posted...
Because to a lot of people, US=World


And rightfully so. Everyone does what we do. Were trend setters over here. I hear they got a Pizza Hut in Japan. Checkmate Indiana.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHey guys I may have just shit in the shower. What do I do?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:45:37 PM
#14
Lost_All_Senses posted...
You guys have too many steps (literally). All you do is spread your cheeks and push your asshole up against the drain.


Just turn the heat down on the water. Third Degree rectal burns is something you do NOT want to have to explain to the ER staff.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMy main is back from being suspended.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:43:45 PM
#14
Cornmuffins posted...
What are your thoughts on people moving to New Orleans?


Amazing town if you like to get shit faced. There's just booze everywhere.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHey guys I may have just shit in the shower. What do I do?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:40:42 PM
#12
HAHA that guys alright.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnalysts say you will be working until 75 on average
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:39:16 PM
#2
Jokes on them. I drink and smoke.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:37:01 PM
#22
Webmaster4531 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.


I'd just wait until he's really sick in the hospital. MMA isn't gonna stop me from smashing his face in while he's getting X-Rayed.

Would the cancer be worth it?


What cancer? I'm not a complete asshole, I would put on a lead vest first.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThe High Price of Coal
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:34:28 PM
#2
That's why I work in IT. The only thing that can kill me on the job is myself.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:33:17 PM
#20
bobbaaay posted...
Joe Rogan is a poster child for CEmen. Tons of surface level pseudo intellectual, hyper libertarian, "personal responsibility" garbage he spews.


This guy gets it. I certainly won't be punching bobbbaaayyy in the face anytime soon.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHey guys I may have just shit in the shower. What do I do?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:32:00 PM
#6
MarqueeSeries posted...
Manocheese posted...
Sounds like you already know what to do.

Yeah but what if it clogs the drain? I'm at my gfs place and idk if I can risk it


It's her problem. Plus it will only clog the drain if you've been eating a lot of corn and peanuts.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHey guys I may have just shit in the shower. What do I do?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:31:20 PM
#5
What's the deal with @Awesome being dragged into shit topics? Is he a certified shit expert? If so he needs to be here more often.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:27:07 PM
#17
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.


I'd just wait until he's really sick in the hospital. MMA isn't gonna stop me from smashing his face in while he's getting X-Rayed.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWorking hard to get my body right but still have an ugly face, sucks :(
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:23:50 PM
#3
It would be even more sad if she was dead. Then nobody loves you. Count your blessings.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:20:39 PM
#12
JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sounds like something an asshole would say.


I might have a justifiably good reason to wanna hit the man did you ever think of that?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:17:49 PM
#10
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:14:24 PM
#7
pogo_rabid posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.

You should give it a try. I'm sure it'll go well for you.


Hell yeah. Bait him into hitting me, fight back as best as I can and then sue his ass off afterwards.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy did people hate Guitar Hero?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:09:41 PM
#8
It was a hill. I rose to the top and had groupies but then the Mountain Dew and Doritos knocked me off the summit. It was a roller coaster ride for sure but I only intended to put on the best damn show I could for the fans.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topic0AbsoluteZero0 has been gone for almost a week now.
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:06:53 PM
#2
Maybe something good happened. Maybe he shit his pants.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicbuild the wall
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:06:01 PM
#2
To be fair, she is a bit of a bitch.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat car does CE drive
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:04:35 PM
#14
2012 John Deere riding mower. Green. It's got a cup holder.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicJoe Rogan rips into LAND WHALE on the Cosmo cover
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:03:02 PM
#3
Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHow do you become motivated at work
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:01:06 PM
#19
MrPeppers posted...
Colorahdo posted...
MrPeppers posted...
I love the fuck out of what I do.


What do you do?


OB/Gyn. Ton of surgery, ton of clinic, usually the happier side of medicine, but also there for some serious shit like fetal demise or ovarian cancer. Always variety despite that its a specific field and I use my hands all the time.


Can you describe some of the nastiest vaginas you've had to remodel?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicTrump's proposed wall path blocks New Mexico from the rest of US
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 10:57:51 PM
#5
There's a NEW mexico?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicYou know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it?
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 10:56:54 PM
#2
It wrecks the hell outta tree's. I don't know why people want to pound fuck under it.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI honestly hope you have a terrible day tomorrow CE
Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 10:51:55 PM
#3
What if you turn on the news and you see "BREAKING NEWS: Johnny_Nutcase hit by bus."

Then you'll have egg on your face.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
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