Current Events > Hey guys I may have just shit in the shower. What do I do?

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Should I just try to stomp it down the drain or what?

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Sounds like you already know what to do.
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@Awesome s mom has experience cleaning up accidental shits from his nighttime leaks. Maybe he can ask her for advice?
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Manocheese posted...

Sounds like you already know what to do.

Yeah but what if it clogs the drain? I'm at my gfs place and idk if I can risk it
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What's the deal with @Awesome being dragged into shit topics? Is he a certified shit expert? If so he needs to be here more often.
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MarqueeSeries posted...

Manocheese posted...

Sounds like you already know what to do.

Yeah but what if it clogs the drain? I'm at my gfs place and idk if I can risk it

It's her problem. Plus it will only clog the drain if you've been eating a lot of corn and peanuts.
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Clorox shower cleaner.
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scoop it up and lob it into the toilet
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What's the deal with @Awesome being dragged into shit topics? Is he a certified shit expert? If so he needs to be here more often.

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Stomp it my child
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Is there not a toilet in this bathroom?
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HAHA that guys alright.
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You guys have too many steps (literally). All you do is spread your cheeks and push your asshole up against the drain.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

You guys have too many steps (literally). All you do is spread your cheeks and push your asshole up against the drain.

Just turn the heat down on the water. Third Degree rectal burns is something you do NOT want to have to explain to the ER staff.
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Dude has an unhealthy obsession with Awesome.
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if it is your first time pooping in a specific shower it is best to spread it around the floor of the shower first then wash it down the drain. Drain stomping poop only comes when you have a good idea of the basic poop capacity of the pipes you are working with. Even the largest poop spread out over the tub/shower floor will be just a thin layer and easily taken care of.


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I can understand if most people here haven't learned from experience, but at least learn from past poop stories: attempting to stomp it down the drain will bite you in the ass later on, especially if it happens at a girl's house.

Just suck it up (figuratively), scoop it up, flush it down the toilet, make sure all stains are erased and forget it ever happened.
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Shit in the litter box and blame it on the cat.
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Picking it up and dropping it into the toilet is the way to do it.
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How tf do you even manage to take a shit in the shower. I get taking a piss but come on man cant you hold it in a bit or just go use the toilet?
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You shouldn't even pee in the shower. Shower drains don't empty completely so there's always going to be pissy water sitting in your pipes and the smell can come out of the drain. Toilets use a lot more force to get rid of the waste completely.
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eggcorn posted...

Dude has an unhealthy obsession with Awesome.

Many people here are obsessed with me its crossed the line at how pathetic it is.
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Just pretend it's not there. By acknowledging it you're giving it power over you. Don't let it win.
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Thanks for the advice guys. I ended up throwing it out the bathroom window to make sure she never finds out about it
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SpiralDrift posted...

Just pretend it's not there. By acknowledging it you're giving it power over you. Don't let it win.

i have to acknowledge it because its so damn weird, im not bothered by it and its sad that people have nothing else better to do. its gotten to the point where people are making topics about crap just to see if me or other people who dont like will post in it and post the screenshots.
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Awesome posted...

SpiralDrift posted...

Just pretend it's not there. By acknowledging it you're giving it power over you. Don't let it win.

i have to acknowledge it because its so damn weird, im not bothered by it and its sad that people have nothing else better to do. its gotten to the point where people are making topics about crap just to see if me or other people who dont like will post in it and post the screenshots.

Pretty sure he was talking about the shit in the shower, not the one in your bed
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MarqueeSeries posted...

Thanks for the advice guys. I ended up throwing it out the bathroom window to make sure she never finds out about it

Next time, put it under her bed. That's the last place she'll find it.
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Aressar posted...

MarqueeSeries posted...

Thanks for the advice guys. I ended up throwing it out the bathroom window to make sure she never finds out about it

Next time, put it under her bed. That's the last place she'll find it.

Or she pulls it out at night instead of her dildo and gets a yeast infection.
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just stomp those grapes
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