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Topic | You have just been kidnapped. Your kidnapper has pulled over to fill up for gas. |
Drpooplol 09/26/18 1:16:18 PM #11 | Do i know the make and model of the car? If so i write I'm being held in color/type of car, was here at the approximate time of day (morning, afternoon, evening) if i know it --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Creed 2 trailer |
Drpooplol 09/26/18 1:06:27 PM #7 | Oh shit, Ivan is in the movie!!! --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | If you roll hit dice for HP when leveling up in D&D, you're dumb |
Drpooplol 09/25/18 7:57:53 PM #4 | Per 5e rules I can choose 6 instead of rolling a d10 + constitution He doesn't let us reroll 1's --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | If you roll hit dice for HP when leveling up in D&D, you're dumb |
Drpooplol 09/25/18 7:54:03 PM #1 | I'm dumb. I'm a level 7 paladin with 45 health. Why do I keep doing this to myself D: --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | I have a degree in music, and I perform/teach music professionally. AMA |
Drpooplol 09/25/18 3:57:18 PM #20 | Speaking of jazz and trumpeters how do you feel about Chuck mangione? He's one of my all-time favorite musicians and he's inspired some of my drumming as well. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Are you slowly noticing your parents become old people? |
Drpooplol 09/25/18 12:30:32 PM #20 | Because that's still really young --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | C/D: You should never salt your food before trying it |
Drpooplol 09/25/18 12:21:16 PM #14 | If you go to a restaurant, idgaf do what you want. It seems silly, but whatever. If someone personally cooks you food, seasoning it before trying it is extremely rude --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | This time Millennials are running marriage. |
Drpooplol 09/25/18 12:11:44 PM #19 | Man, people need to get over themselves with this millennial blaming target they've put on their back. This article has no accusatory tone whatsoever, but people are still more than eager to rush in here acting like the world is insulting millennials once again. Nobody actually gives a shit if millennials don't go to Applebee's, or other old people shit. Articles only post that shit for clicks, and I'd be willing to bet the majority of said clicks come from self-induced raging millennials themselves. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Are you slowly noticing your parents become old people? |
Drpooplol 09/24/18 4:44:16 PM #15 | Kitt posted... Beyond01 posted...Yes but ive started taking note of this many years ago. When I realized they are middle aged and only getting older. Now my dad in his mid 60?s is getting a near full head of grey hair. Not a big deal but I see it of course. She could just be going through menopause which can cause some odd side effects. Honestly not even 50 isn't really that old. Cherish your time, though --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Are you slowly noticing your parents become old people? |
Drpooplol 09/24/18 4:43:03 PM #13 | My dad had a stroke 4 years. His transition was not gradual. --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | green butter |
Drpooplol 09/23/18 11:20:33 PM #9 | my mom --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | The political climate has ruined stand up comedy. |
Drpooplol 09/23/18 11:01:19 AM #26 | Can we get back to the point of the topic instead (maybe deservedly) putting tc on blast? --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | The political climate has ruined stand up comedy. |
Drpooplol 09/23/18 10:24:48 AM #18 | I agree that it's made comedy pretty bad, especially at a lot of local places i go to. I can't tell you how many acts I've seen that boil down to "Donald trump, what an asshole, am I right?" You are right, you're just not funny --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | What is the best game from these genres this gen? |
Drpooplol 09/21/18 11:47:46 PM #25 | @AvantgardeAClue posted... Drpooplol posted...AvantgardeAClue posted...Platformer: Mario Odyssey my dude, you need to branch out. Well I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but nowadays if you want the best platforming has to offer, the indie scene is where it's at. I in no way want to discredit your experiences. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Making $80,000 a year isn't even that much money anymore |
Drpooplol 09/21/18 7:38:22 PM #19 | Giant_Aspirin posted... i lived very comfortably when i was making $80k/year and living by myself Tc is a troll --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | What is the best game from these genres this gen? |
Drpooplol 09/21/18 7:27:24 PM #19 | AvantgardeAClue posted... Platformer: Mario Odyssey did you play literally any other platformers --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Clear's Guide to Weight Loss |
Drpooplol 09/21/18 5:45:59 PM #37 | Awesome posted... people who believe in calories in and calories out clearly never knew that kid in school growing up that weighed was 5'5 120 pounds and ate 5,000 calories a day and never gained a pound and played video games all day. same thing with that fat kid who was 300 pounds and exercised all the time and didnt eat much but never lost weight. but have you tried CICO --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | What is the best game from these genres this gen? |
Drpooplol 09/21/18 10:00:35 AM #5 | Platformer: The End is Nigh --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Chemo #12 out of 12 (possibly 14?) today. Fucking nervous as hell. |
Drpooplol 09/20/18 5:54:56 PM #32 | DrizztLink posted... Kick cancer in the dick. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | What do you think about the new square tabs in Chrome? |
Drpooplol 09/20/18 5:23:21 PM #28 | Eevee-Trainer posted... Laserion posted...Go to --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | lol @ controller vibration |
Drpooplol 09/20/18 9:34:17 AM #7 | It's a shame Wii remotes didn't vibrate --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | ITT ask Clear anything |
Drpooplol 09/19/18 2:00:18 PM #15 | clearaflagrantj posted... Blue_Inigo posted...Have you given up on crypto? Do you talk about it with her --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | ITT ask Clear anything |
Drpooplol 09/19/18 1:47:25 PM #10 | How is your gf doing. Your relationship going well? --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Feel powerful & in control of life by deciding my lunch |
Drpooplol 09/19/18 12:43:19 PM #8 | Green butter, more like black heart from the coronary heart disease that tc will get from eating this shit every day --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Heart hurting while eating Jersey Mike's |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 10:15:05 PM #6 | Slow down your eating you nerd --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Wait, it's "blessed the rains"? |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 9:08:41 PM #14 | FortuneCookie posted... By catching it on your puckered lips. It's like catching a snowflake on your tongue. lol that's lame as fuck --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Switch Online video has 26k dislikes |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 5:35:14 PM #74 | HylianFox posted... P4wn4g3 posted...Giant_Aspirin posted...Darklit_Minuet posted...How does not wanting to pay an unnecessary fee make one entitled? by what metric? They're the cheapest they've ever been. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | I've had 3 extended heart palpitations within the last 10 days |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 4:44:22 PM #2 | Absolutely not, go get checked out --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Holy shit, Ninja Sex Party performed on Conan last night? |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 2:26:12 PM #4 | That was pretty good, good for them --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | would you invite your friends to CE? |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 8:24:47 AM #3 | Fuck no --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | This joke in Seinfeld didn't age too well <_< |
Drpooplol 09/18/18 8:22:32 AM #32 | If you think that's bad, watch the Merv Griffen show episode of Seinfeld. That would cause actual riots. Great episode though. --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | How can I raise my testosterone? |
Drpooplol 09/17/18 3:22:50 PM #22 | dontIoseyourway posted... If transgenders can get estrogen to inject, men should get testosterone. Double standards. That definitely is a thing --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Current Events Cargo Pants Social |
Drpooplol 09/16/18 12:13:17 PM #9 | What if i sew additional pockets onto my khakis? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Man tries to pay worker $10 for 3 hours of work - gets slapped |
Drpooplol 09/15/18 3:28:53 PM #55 | E32005 posted... lifeamovie posted...no one defending the white guy has explained why its ok yet Neither is okay. Can you agree to that? They're both dumb as poop --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Man tries to pay worker $10 for 3 hours of work - gets slapped |
Drpooplol 09/15/18 1:05:58 PM #14 | dodgefan91 posted... So much stupidity. Both of these guys are morons. yeah this --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Is Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy |
Drpooplol 09/14/18 10:37:04 PM #30 | glitteringfairy posted... Obviously I meant the movie. Why even post this I was making a joke --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Is Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy |
Drpooplol 09/14/18 10:36:27 PM #29 | SageHarpuia posted... drpooplol Yes hello SageHarpuia posted... Were you 12 when you made this account No I was 23. Were you a friendless loser when you made your username? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Is Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy |
Drpooplol 09/14/18 9:16:30 PM #11 | glitteringfairy posted... Is it on Netflix I'm pretty confident the book is not --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Is Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy |
Drpooplol 09/14/18 8:48:47 PM #3 | ImTheMacheteGuy posted... Sematary what's your issue --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Is Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy |
Drpooplol 09/14/18 8:46:45 PM #1 | But I doooo like Stephen King --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | All in the Family is the greatest American sitcom ever. |
Drpooplol 09/13/18 11:34:22 AM #14 | SauI_Goodman posted... Everybody Loves Raymond disagrees. Holy shit what an awful opinion --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | I think I have low IQ problems |
Drpooplol 09/13/18 11:33:28 AM #6 | Read more books. Make yourself uncomfortable --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Driving at night. |
Drpooplol 09/13/18 9:57:12 AM #10 | pres_madagascar posted... Drpooplol posted...pres_madagascar posted...What's not awesome about it in real life? I'm just saying, that's the reason why I, along with a lot of people don't like driving at night. Not trying to discredit you or anything. Also, fuck drunk drivers --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Driving at night. |
Drpooplol 09/13/18 9:52:09 AM #6 | pres_madagascar posted... What's not awesome about it in real life? Deer are the dumbest creatures on Earth --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | I loved that LetMeGoogleThatForYou became moddable |
Drpooplol 09/13/18 8:25:16 AM #3 | Dude it's been years since that turned moddable. Why are you bringing it up now, lol --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Look at this garbage CNN article on Serena Williams lmao |
Drpooplol 09/10/18 12:41:44 AM #16 | @Doom_Art posted... TC: "I search out articles to get upset over" That's like 99% of CE --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | So did they fix Arkham Knight for PC? |
Drpooplol 09/09/18 5:14:40 PM #6 | Yeah they did, it's fun too --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
Topic | Whiplash is such an uncomfortable movie |
Drpooplol 09/09/18 10:29:10 AM #9 | Phantom_Nook posted... Are you upset? Not at all, you? --- "Or do you want to know more about my vagina?" *LIE* "No" |
Topic | Whiplash is such an uncomfortable movie |
Drpooplol 09/09/18 10:07:54 AM #5 | CrazyandLazy posted... I know people irl that is similar to the teacher. It's never worth the drama/stress dealing with someone like that. Ever. Yeah absolutely not. Makes for a good movie, though --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong |
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