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TopicYou have just been kidnapped. Your kidnapper has pulled over to fill up for gas.
Drpooplol
09/26/18 1:16:18 PM
#11
Do i know the make and model of the car? If so i write I'm being held in color/type of car, was here at the approximate time of day (morning, afternoon, evening) if i know it
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TopicCreed 2 trailer
Drpooplol
09/26/18 1:06:27 PM
#7
Oh shit, Ivan is in the movie!!!
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TopicIf you roll hit dice for HP when leveling up in D&D, you're dumb
Drpooplol
09/25/18 7:57:53 PM
#4
Per 5e rules I can choose 6 instead of rolling a d10 + constitution

He doesn't let us reroll 1's
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TopicIf you roll hit dice for HP when leveling up in D&D, you're dumb
Drpooplol
09/25/18 7:54:03 PM
#1
I'm dumb.

I'm a level 7 paladin with 45 health. Why do I keep doing this to myself D:
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TopicI have a degree in music, and I perform/teach music professionally. AMA
Drpooplol
09/25/18 3:57:18 PM
#20
Speaking of jazz and trumpeters how do you feel about Chuck mangione? He's one of my all-time favorite musicians and he's inspired some of my drumming as well.
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TopicAre you slowly noticing your parents become old people?
Drpooplol
09/25/18 12:30:32 PM
#20
Because that's still really young
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TopicC/D: You should never salt your food before trying it
Drpooplol
09/25/18 12:21:16 PM
#14
If you go to a restaurant, idgaf do what you want. It seems silly, but whatever.

If someone personally cooks you food, seasoning it before trying it is extremely rude
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TopicThis time Millennials are running marriage.
Drpooplol
09/25/18 12:11:44 PM
#19
Man, people need to get over themselves with this millennial blaming target they've put on their back. This article has no accusatory tone whatsoever, but people are still more than eager to rush in here acting like the world is insulting millennials once again.

Nobody actually gives a shit if millennials don't go to Applebee's, or other old people shit. Articles only post that shit for clicks, and I'd be willing to bet the majority of said clicks come from self-induced raging millennials themselves.
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TopicAre you slowly noticing your parents become old people?
Drpooplol
09/24/18 4:44:16 PM
#15
Kitt posted...
Beyond01 posted...
Yes but ive started taking note of this many years ago. When I realized they are middle aged and only getting older. Now my dad in his mid 60?s is getting a near full head of grey hair. Not a big deal but I see it of course.

My mom is in her late 40s, pushing 50 in a few more years and lately she's prone to doing things/experiencing traits that's commonly associated with people that's getting up there with age. It have me worried sometimes.

She could just be going through menopause which can cause some odd side effects. Honestly not even 50 isn't really that old. Cherish your time, though
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TopicAre you slowly noticing your parents become old people?
Drpooplol
09/24/18 4:43:03 PM
#13
My dad had a stroke 4 years. His transition was not gradual.
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Topicgreen butter
Drpooplol
09/23/18 11:20:33 PM
#9
my mom
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TopicThe political climate has ruined stand up comedy.
Drpooplol
09/23/18 11:01:19 AM
#26
Can we get back to the point of the topic instead (maybe deservedly) putting tc on blast?
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TopicThe political climate has ruined stand up comedy.
Drpooplol
09/23/18 10:24:48 AM
#18
I agree that it's made comedy pretty bad, especially at a lot of local places i go to. I can't tell you how many acts I've seen that boil down to "Donald trump, what an asshole, am I right?"

You are right, you're just not funny
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TopicWhat is the best game from these genres this gen?
Drpooplol
09/21/18 11:47:46 PM
#25
@AvantgardeAClue posted...
Drpooplol posted...
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Platformer: Mario Odyssey

did you play literally any other platformers


LBP3
Crash Remaster
3D World
3D Land
And a bunch of other more shit

my dude, you need to branch out. Well I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but nowadays if you want the best platforming has to offer, the indie scene is where it's at. I in no way want to discredit your experiences.
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TopicMaking $80,000 a year isn't even that much money anymore
Drpooplol
09/21/18 7:38:22 PM
#19
Giant_Aspirin posted...
i lived very comfortably when i was making $80k/year and living by myself

REMercsChamp posted...
- $2000-$2200 a month for rent


that's really high and only applicable to very densely populated cities like NYC or SF. rent around where i live is ~$1000-$1500 for a decent place and my mortgage was ~$1100/month for a 1500 sq ft house in the burbs.

REMercsChamp posted...
- $600-$700 a month for car payment with 7 year loan. $300 a month for insurance


that must be a really nice car. my current car had a sticker price of ~$18k and i got a 5 year loan with payments around ~$400/month. my insurance is <$100 for full coverage

the rest of your expenses also seem a bit high. i only buy ~1 game/month and it's hardly ever at MSRP.

Tc is a troll
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TopicWhat is the best game from these genres this gen?
Drpooplol
09/21/18 7:27:24 PM
#19
AvantgardeAClue posted...
Platformer: Mario Odyssey

did you play literally any other platformers
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TopicClear's Guide to Weight Loss
Drpooplol
09/21/18 5:45:59 PM
#37
Awesome posted...
people who believe in calories in and calories out clearly never knew that kid in school growing up that weighed was 5'5 120 pounds and ate 5,000 calories a day and never gained a pound and played video games all day. same thing with that fat kid who was 300 pounds and exercised all the time and didnt eat much but never lost weight.

its all about the thyroid and if your body has been damaged in early childhood and/or pregnancy.

but have you tried CICO
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TopicWhat is the best game from these genres this gen?
Drpooplol
09/21/18 10:00:35 AM
#5
Platformer: The End is Nigh
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TopicChemo #12 out of 12 (possibly 14?) today. Fucking nervous as hell.
Drpooplol
09/20/18 5:54:56 PM
#32
DrizztLink posted...
Kick cancer in the dick.

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TopicWhat do you think about the new square tabs in Chrome?
Drpooplol
09/20/18 5:23:21 PM
#28
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Laserion posted...
Go to chrome://flags/#top-chrome-md and set it to "Normal".

Wow the new layout was terrible.

Thanks for the fix!

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Topiclol @ controller vibration
Drpooplol
09/20/18 9:34:17 AM
#7
It's a shame Wii remotes didn't vibrate
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TopicITT ask Clear anything
Drpooplol
09/19/18 2:00:18 PM
#15
clearaflagrantj posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Have you given up on crypto?

Fuck no

Drpooplol posted...
How is your gf doing. Your relationship going well?

It's been going very well lately but I am just struggling with the inner conflict of recognizing that I never want to marry and have kids and I know she does so this will all end horribly for me

Do you talk about it with her
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TopicITT ask Clear anything
Drpooplol
09/19/18 1:47:25 PM
#10
How is your gf doing. Your relationship going well?
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TopicFeel powerful & in control of life by deciding my lunch
Drpooplol
09/19/18 12:43:19 PM
#8
Green butter, more like black heart from the coronary heart disease that tc will get from eating this shit every day
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TopicHeart hurting while eating Jersey Mike's
Drpooplol
09/18/18 10:15:05 PM
#6
Slow down your eating you nerd
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TopicWait, it's "blessed the rains"?
Drpooplol
09/18/18 9:08:41 PM
#14
FortuneCookie posted...
By catching it on your puckered lips. It's like catching a snowflake on your tongue.

lol that's lame as fuck
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TopicSwitch Online video has 26k dislikes
Drpooplol
09/18/18 5:35:14 PM
#74
HylianFox posted...
P4wn4g3 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
How does not wanting to pay an unnecessary fee make one entitled?


the fact that you view it as "unnecessary" just shows your entitlement tbqh. running servers / etc costs money.

You realize they charge full retail price for all their online shit, and that same stuff at retail price is maybe worth 30 bucks right

video games in general are overpriced

by what metric? They're the cheapest they've ever been.
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TopicI've had 3 extended heart palpitations within the last 10 days
Drpooplol
09/18/18 4:44:22 PM
#2
Absolutely not, go get checked out
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TopicHoly shit, Ninja Sex Party performed on Conan last night?
Drpooplol
09/18/18 2:26:12 PM
#4
That was pretty good, good for them
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Topicwould you invite your friends to CE?
Drpooplol
09/18/18 8:24:47 AM
#3
Fuck no
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TopicThis joke in Seinfeld didn't age too well <_<
Drpooplol
09/18/18 8:22:32 AM
#32
If you think that's bad, watch the Merv Griffen show episode of Seinfeld. That would cause actual riots. Great episode though.
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TopicHow can I raise my testosterone?
Drpooplol
09/17/18 3:22:50 PM
#22
dontIoseyourway posted...
If transgenders can get estrogen to inject, men should get testosterone. Double standards.

That definitely is a thing
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TopicCurrent Events Cargo Pants Social
Drpooplol
09/16/18 12:13:17 PM
#9
What if i sew additional pockets onto my khakis?
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TopicMan tries to pay worker $10 for 3 hours of work - gets slapped
Drpooplol
09/15/18 3:28:53 PM
#55
E32005 posted...
lifeamovie posted...
no one defending the white guy has explained why its ok yet

Neither is okay. Can you agree to that? They're both dumb as poop
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TopicMan tries to pay worker $10 for 3 hours of work - gets slapped
Drpooplol
09/15/18 1:05:58 PM
#14
dodgefan91 posted...
So much stupidity. Both of these guys are morons.

1, why would you do 3 hours of work for someone without discussing price beforehand?

2, $10 is a total joke and the old dude deserves to be called out for suggesting that.

3, you dont smack an old man for that. Its totally uncalled for.

yeah this
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TopicIs Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy
Drpooplol
09/14/18 10:37:04 PM
#30
glitteringfairy posted...
Obviously I meant the movie. Why even post this

I was making a joke
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TopicIs Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy
Drpooplol
09/14/18 10:36:27 PM
#29
SageHarpuia posted...
drpooplol

Yes hello
SageHarpuia posted...
Were you 12 when you made this account

No I was 23. Were you a friendless loser when you made your username?
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TopicIs Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy
Drpooplol
09/14/18 9:16:30 PM
#11
glitteringfairy posted...
Is it on Netflix

I'm pretty confident the book is not
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TopicIs Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy
Drpooplol
09/14/18 8:48:47 PM
#3
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Sematary

what's your issue
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TopicIs Pet Sematary any good? It seems kinda goofy
Drpooplol
09/14/18 8:46:45 PM
#1
But I doooo like Stephen King
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TopicAll in the Family is the greatest American sitcom ever.
Drpooplol
09/13/18 11:34:22 AM
#14
SauI_Goodman posted...
Everybody Loves Raymond disagrees.

Holy shit what an awful opinion
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TopicI think I have low IQ problems
Drpooplol
09/13/18 11:33:28 AM
#6
Read more books. Make yourself uncomfortable
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TopicDriving at night.
Drpooplol
09/13/18 9:57:12 AM
#10
pres_madagascar posted...
Drpooplol posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
What's not awesome about it in real life?

The majority of my driving for most of my life has been aty night. I prefer it, less people. I hate other drivers.

Deer are the dumbest creatures on Earth

Deer don't exist where I live right now, and before that I was in major cities.

I'm just saying, that's the reason why I, along with a lot of people don't like driving at night. Not trying to discredit you or anything.

Also, fuck drunk drivers
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TopicDriving at night.
Drpooplol
09/13/18 9:52:09 AM
#6
pres_madagascar posted...
What's not awesome about it in real life?

The majority of my driving for most of my life has been aty night. I prefer it, less people. I hate other drivers.

Deer are the dumbest creatures on Earth
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TopicI loved that LetMeGoogleThatForYou became moddable
Drpooplol
09/13/18 8:25:16 AM
#3
Dude it's been years since that turned moddable. Why are you bringing it up now, lol
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TopicLook at this garbage CNN article on Serena Williams lmao
Drpooplol
09/10/18 12:41:44 AM
#16
@Doom_Art posted...
TC: "I search out articles to get upset over"

That's like 99% of CE
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TopicSo did they fix Arkham Knight for PC?
Drpooplol
09/09/18 5:14:40 PM
#6
Yeah they did, it's fun too
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TopicWhiplash is such an uncomfortable movie
Drpooplol
09/09/18 10:29:10 AM
#9
Phantom_Nook posted...
Are you upset?

Not at all, you?
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TopicWhiplash is such an uncomfortable movie
Drpooplol
09/09/18 10:07:54 AM
#5
CrazyandLazy posted...
I know people irl that is similar to the teacher. It's never worth the drama/stress dealing with someone like that. Ever.

Yeah absolutely not.

Makes for a good movie, though
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