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TopicWhich of my top 10 games is your favorite?
Drpooplol
10/10/18 7:47:39 PM
#61
I can't believe people are coming in here disrespecting Isaac like that
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TopicI used to like bees
Drpooplol
10/10/18 6:47:56 PM
#22
UltraDeku posted...
Drpooplol posted...
UltraDeku posted...
Until I got stung half an hour ago. Fuck those little shits. There was one inside my house and I tried to grab it with a paper towel so I could toss it outside. Little fucker stung me through the paper and I dropped it somewhere. I don't know where it is now, but fucking damn does it hurt. This is the first time I've ever gotten stung. I don't think it's stinger went inside me which means that little son of a bitch is still alive somewhere. It was my middle finger too. I show it mercy and THIS is how it repays me!? I'm treating these fucks like I treat spiders if I see them in my house, Kill On Sight. Lady bugs and stink bugs are still cool though.

lmao if this is real, it's so stupid. What the fuck did you think it would do holy shit

I had a paper towel. I thought I was immune.

hahahahahahahaha
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TopicI used to like bees
Drpooplol
10/10/18 6:42:00 PM
#19
UltraDeku posted...
Until I got stung half an hour ago. Fuck those little shits. There was one inside my house and I tried to grab it with a paper towel so I could toss it outside. Little fucker stung me through the paper and I dropped it somewhere. I don't know where it is now, but fucking damn does it hurt. This is the first time I've ever gotten stung. I don't think it's stinger went inside me which means that little son of a bitch is still alive somewhere. It was my middle finger too. I show it mercy and THIS is how it repays me!? I'm treating these fucks like I treat spiders if I see them in my house, Kill On Sight. Lady bugs and stink bugs are still cool though.

lmao if this is real, it's so stupid. What the fuck did you think it would do holy shit
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TopicI'm seriously considering running for city council next cycle
Drpooplol
10/10/18 6:14:14 PM
#4
Go for it, bruh. But from what i remember seeing of ya, you might have to think about cleaning up your beard/hair situation a bit.
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Topicjust spend 15 actual min walking someone thru how to bookmark a page in Chrome
Drpooplol
10/10/18 2:49:21 PM
#10
Romulox28 posted...
Nuffinz0rz posted...
1.) Right click on the little bar under the URL
2.) Add page
3.) ???
4.) Profit!

roughly ten minutes into my demo it turned out that the guy couldnt follow my instructions because he had opened internet explorer

Dead
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Topic22 yo m w/ cc: chest pain
Drpooplol
10/08/18 9:01:42 PM
#45
Questionmarktarius posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Why would they do that do someone who is just a young drug boy?

22 year old meth-head who's not completely burnt out yet and even willing to go to a hospital, implies someone who's in a reasonably well-off family and on a parent's cadillac insurance.

May as well.

yeah that's what I figured, at 22 he'll still be on his parents' insurance, so they can bleed em.
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Topic22 yo m w/ cc: chest pain
Drpooplol
10/08/18 8:52:46 PM
#43
Coffeebeanz posted...
Darkman124 posted...
coffeebeanz' stress level alone has always convinced me that her background is legit

Coffeebeanz posted...
Holy crap Cardiology actually cathed this dude. They must be hard up for cash or something.


how much more does the hospital charge for them to do it than for you to do it


If I could do caths I wouldn't be driving a car with a broken tape deck.

do you mean heart catheterization, as in what Dr's use to diagnose cardiac conditions?

Why would they do that do someone who is just a young drug boy? Sorry I don't know much about this, just what I know from the few medical records I've reviewed when I did some life insurance underwriting
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TopicTop tier video game music
Drpooplol
10/08/18 8:47:50 PM
#83
the original Binding of Isaac had plenty of bangers


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TopicMy closest cousin is having to deal with some shit
Drpooplol
10/08/18 5:41:49 PM
#2
Man that's all terrible. And strokes are awful, when my father had one it fucked me up pretty good for a couple of years.

Nobody deserves all that shit
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TopicMy life lacks direction and I need help picking a new game to play
Drpooplol
10/08/18 4:39:01 PM
#4
Enter the gungeon
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TopicWhich of my top 10 games is your favorite?
Drpooplol
10/08/18 12:17:17 PM
#49
Schwarz posted...
Hairistotle posted...
isaac 4 life

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TopicToday makes 5 years of me being in the Army
Drpooplol
10/07/18 11:26:20 PM
#15
SauI_Goodman posted...
You've already done 5 years. Just do the 15 and get your pension. It goes by quick. I don't understand some of these guys I've met that did 12 years and got. Every single one of them later said "Yeah, I should have stayed in." But whatever you do good luck. At least your schooling will be paid for should you choose to go.

What are people's jobs even after 12-15 years in the military, I don't imagine there are much for infantry people who have been around that long
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TopicSNL stoner responds to Kanye West being on SNL
Drpooplol
10/07/18 5:55:09 PM
#31
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
https://imgur.com/gXZmO2T

holy shit that's hilarious
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TopicI think Allen put me on their mark black list
Drpooplol
10/06/18 10:33:08 AM
#2
shut the fuck up
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TopicSo I'm watching Seinfeld for the first time...
Drpooplol
10/05/18 3:48:53 PM
#38
Jerry just really likes cereal irl. It's not a joke really, just a part of the character
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TopicThe two commentaries on Talladega Nights is fucking hilarious and awesome.
Drpooplol
10/05/18 3:39:33 PM
#3
That sounds great, also i genuinely like the movie. I hated it when i first saw it and thought it was incredibly stupid (well, it is) but have grown fond of it.

Doom_Art posted...
Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

TRIGGERED
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TopicWhat would you do if you got a decent salary without working?
Drpooplol
10/05/18 1:21:57 PM
#16
The_Theorum posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Then the Trump Administration shut it down because you broke some kind of law.


And that would be impossible since my business is personal contract work and therefore no paper trail.

Lol this is a dumb post
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TopicI went for a 9 mile walk this morning.
Drpooplol
10/05/18 11:21:06 AM
#7
Tappor posted...
Usually it takes me an hour to go 2 miles... so how did you do 9 miles in one hour? Lol

Tc isn't telling the truth, that's how
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TopicI went for a 9 mile walk this morning.
Drpooplol
10/05/18 11:18:59 AM
#3
Stop lying
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TopicSo I'm watching Seinfeld for the first time...
Drpooplol
10/05/18 10:54:25 AM
#8
Yeah the stand up bits are almost never funny, but you're getting close to the good stuff, season 4 is when it really gets good, and it never stops through the end
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TopicLooking for recommendations for a good slowburn, atmospheric scary movie
Drpooplol
10/05/18 10:05:11 AM
#3
Recently watched Hereditary, would recommend
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TopicFor every post in this topic I'll take a sip of milk or something
Drpooplol
10/05/18 10:04:29 AM
#18
Tc I've been a big fan of your topics lately
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TopicAre you interested in the mlb playoffs?
Drpooplol
10/04/18 1:11:57 PM
#13
Bloodychess posted...
Brewtober baby

Hell yeah
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Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong
TopicSmashburger is selling a 100 burger smash pass for $100
Drpooplol
10/03/18 9:36:42 AM
#9
Bluebomber182 posted...
never heard of em before

They're garbage trash, let it stay that way.
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TopicDrinking coffee at night.
Drpooplol
10/03/18 8:29:15 AM
#6
ReginaldClovis posted...
I've been drinking coffee pretty much all my life (at least since I was 5), so it doesn't really affect me.

Ooh wow sounds like you had bad parents
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TopicWho are the top 5 users on this board, IYO?
Drpooplol
10/02/18 6:25:35 PM
#89
@Balrog0
@Bloodychess
@Zanzenburger
@KILBOTz
@Darkman124
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TopicWho are the top 5 users on this board, IYO?
Drpooplol
10/02/18 6:24:36 PM
#88
Darkman is a bitch, imagine putting him on your list
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TopicSears stock fell below $1
Drpooplol
10/02/18 6:07:31 PM
#10
You know what would be interesting, would be reading Sears' 10-K and seeing if they can even try to spin anything as positive, or if it's basically just "abandon ship". Which I'm not sure how much of that they can do.
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TopicWater sucks!
Drpooplol
10/02/18 9:45:48 AM
#9
Needledick! Needledick! Needledick!
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TopicSNL is trash. Pete Davidson joked about messing with a woman's birth control
Drpooplol
09/30/18 9:37:38 PM
#17
I thought that was actually pretty funny, and I hate most of what I see from SNL these days.
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TopicI expect I've walked about 20 - 25 miles this week. My poor feet.
Drpooplol
09/29/18 9:53:49 AM
#3
That's nothing special, just like you, Tc.
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TopicWhich movie is this?
Drpooplol
09/29/18 9:21:41 AM
#14
How old is tc?
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TopicHollow Knight General Topic *spoilers*
Drpooplol
09/28/18 11:27:54 PM
#28
Shred, I played the game when it first came out and am thinking about visiting it again.

What should I do differently?
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TopicDamn dispensary. Why am i being assed out of a deal because they're out?
Drpooplol
09/28/18 6:58:27 PM
#21
LookANinja posted...
rikasa posted...
this topic finally convinced me that millennials are entitled af

I mean yeah. It was entitled of me to expect the substitution. I genuinely didn't know that's not always the case. As i stated earlier, i was just feeling a bit frustrated by the situation.

Thanks to the responses in this topic, i now know that i was in the wrong, i will try to be more wary of my personal feelings in the future.

Damn, what a mature response
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TopicCreed 2 trailer
Drpooplol
09/28/18 6:02:28 PM
#23
iClockwork posted...
This premise of Apollo's son vs Ivan's is terrible and lazy.

No, it's campy
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TopicStep aside on the character you play on CE. What are you really like in RL?
Drpooplol
09/28/18 4:42:01 PM
#45
I have a very strong personality offline, that somewhat transfers onto gamefaqs.

I'm also a lot more kind irl, which makes sense.
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TopicGuilty until proven innocent, or innocent until proven guilty?
Drpooplol
09/28/18 12:22:18 PM
#32
Tc I think you're being pretty reasonable here
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Topicjoestarrr, quit embarrassing nurses everywhere.
Drpooplol
09/27/18 9:06:17 PM
#40
That doesn't make them special. A lot of people work hard. None of them are special because of it.
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TopicDamn dispensary. Why am i being assed out of a deal because they're out?
Drpooplol
09/27/18 9:03:45 PM
#12
It could be because their supplier gave them a deal for only a certain amount, and that deal is what allows them to give you a deal until supplies run out.

At least that's how it can work for smaller grocery stores and similar businesses
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Topicjoestarrr, quit embarrassing nurses everywhere.
Drpooplol
09/27/18 9:01:45 PM
#34
Dude nurses aren't anything special, idk why she would embarrass them any more than any other profession

Also she's a regular poster, there are plenty of shitposting way worse you could to after. As far as i have seen anyway
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TopicIf you had to really think about it, what's your favorite movie?
Drpooplol
09/27/18 12:57:22 PM
#5
Back to the Future
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TopicTbh I hate it when guys pay for dates
Drpooplol
09/26/18 7:05:21 PM
#11
I go out with a lot of girls who won't lift a finger to pay, so now i just assume I'm paying, and if a girl says she can split it, i double check then accept.

But i also don't expect it to mean sex cause I'm not an asshole.
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TopicThis time Millennials are running marriage.
Drpooplol
09/26/18 7:02:39 PM
#22
Godnorgosh posted...
Drpooplol posted...
Articles only post that s*** for clicks, and I'd be willing to bet the majority of said clicks come from self-induced raging millennials themselves.


Congratulations, you've found yet another way to blame millennials

Pls don't Kafka trap me
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TopicI've done some thinking and decided I'm a member of the alt-right now
Drpooplol
09/26/18 3:26:58 PM
#5
I'm now a triggered snowflake libcuck.

Why have you done this to me
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TopicYou have just been kidnapped. Your kidnapper has pulled over to fill up for gas.
Drpooplol
09/26/18 1:17:00 PM
#12
KILBOTz posted...
i suck sorry.

Who's sorry, and why do you suck him?
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