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| Topic | Nintendo Switch paid online starting next month |
| Doe 08/01/18 6:58:13 PM #45 | That's a very underwhelming list like who hasn't play Mario 3 by now Maybe if it were SNES or GBA games --- |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch paid online starting next month |
| Doe 08/01/18 6:36:34 PM #25 | Conflict posted... Oh no $20 for a year Used to be $0 and rightly so --- |
| Topic | Nintendo Switch paid online starting next month |
| Doe 08/01/18 6:11:41 PM #14 | It's completely insane. Smash better have goddamn lagless online. The Mario Tennis Aces tourney demo was a goddamn trainwreck. --- |
| Topic | Shadow of War Complete edition drops on the 31st |
| Doe 08/01/18 5:58:50 PM #7 | What if I told you you can get any singleplayer game for free --- |
| Topic | oh, apparently there's this mode that allows me to shift gears manually |
| Doe 08/01/18 5:34:09 PM #4 | After learning how to drive with a manual, using an automatic is like a dream You just go into drive and go, it's insane --- |
| Topic | You're planning on getting an abortion, but your fetus is Raptured. |
| Doe 08/01/18 5:13:13 PM #15 | Why are abortions bad then if they're the equivalent of baby rapture? It guarantees that soul won't be damned in hell. --- |
| Topic | FACT: 100% of GameFAQs users that drink water will die. |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:50:38 PM #2 | FACT: This joke was funny the first time I heard it nine years ago and none of the subsequent times. --- |
| Topic | Hitman 2016 is now on Xbox Game Pass |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:39:03 PM #5 | That game was immensely disappointing for me. The most memorable thing about it personally is that I had to turn off the soundtrack because it was so fucking repetitive. --- |
| Topic | Octopath Traveler gets Honest Game Trailer: Uploader on death-threat watch |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:37:45 PM #24 | PhazonReborn posted... I've been playing Octopath for like 22 hours and while I think it's an OK game, it's not nearly as good as the games from the 16 but era its trying to emulate. You know the game is literally advertised as being eight different stories. I think the writing is the weakest part of the game but the stories were never supposed to be interrelated. If it's taking you like half an hour to kill a boss then you probably aren't investing in any new equipment or something. --- |
| Topic | Octopath Traveler gets Honest Game Trailer: Uploader on death-threat watch |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:35:03 PM #22 | Rabid fans sending death threats is stupid But man, those videos like "HONEST DEPICTION OF [X]" or "[X].... In A NUTSHELL" are so fucking cancer and all the shittubers that flood my recommendations with their soulless clickbait should get the fuck off the website. --- |
| Topic | I finally saw Avenger's Infinity War, without getting spoiled (Spoilers) |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:28:55 PM #25 | It's not about having a chessmaster character it's about whether their plan is reasonably necessary. For example if Batman planned out three months into the future, expertly hacking public transportation systems, manipulating the stock market, and changing the gravitational constant of the universe, all to stop a kid from dropping a gumball, you'd think "that's really stupid." That's how Infinity War comes off, if somewhat less outrageous. You're telling me out of all the timelines out of like millions... That the only one where they might "succeed" is the one where Strange agrees to the take-off-gauntlet strategy but also lets Thanos speak up and lets Starlord hit him, and also is the one where Strange needs to throw some pointless attacks at Thanos for the lulz before just handing over the time stone, the stone that Thanos would not be able to get Vision's stone without anyway. And that there is not a one of those timelines where because Thanos didn't have all the stones Thor fucking teleport to him and one shots him after his power up. Come on. --- |
| Topic | I finally saw Avenger's Infinity War, without getting spoiled (Spoilers) |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:13:20 PM #20 | Zikten posted... because the actual win happens later in Avengers 4. Doctor Strange is looking beyond the scope of this one movie. That's what he's doing on a plot level. On a writing level it's essentially saying "we're not good enough to write a compelling battle between these characters so lets have them literally give up after they do enough of their token CGI moves and say it's okay because he's playing 5D chess and this stilted order of events is his master plan" I seriously don't understand how anyone can defend those scenes on Thanos' home planet. It's complete garbage. --- |
| Topic | I finally saw Avenger's Infinity War, without getting spoiled (Spoilers) |
| Doe 08/01/18 4:05:59 PM #14 | legendarylemur posted... Not really a plot contrivance when they set it up and made it really obvious. We know Dr. Strange's capabilities with the time stone, we see Dr. Strange look into a bunch of possible futures, we see him say "it was the only way" at the end. Since Thanos' snap kills randomly, it's also pretty obvious that Dr. Strange had to follow the path towards the victorious future act for act or it won't kill the right people. -Character has control over time -Jobs -It's okay because there's a scene where he looks at a million futures and the only won he wins is the one where he acts like an idiot so that the bad guy can win in this movie -Everyone is about to defeat bad guy -Dumbest trope ever of "angry guy fucks it up for the whole universe" is used because they wrote themselves into a corner -It's okay because the other dumbass pre-ordained it Plot points in Infinity War feel utterly artificial. --- |
| Topic | I finally saw Avenger's Infinity War, without getting spoiled (Spoilers) |
| Doe 08/01/18 3:53:10 PM #10 | Foppe posted... HagenEx posted...Dr. Strange is a fucking moron for giving the stone so easily in exchange for the life of an ASSHOLE "Plot contrivance is okay because there was more prior contrivance" --- |
| Topic | Octopath is the BOTW of the JRPG genre |
| Doe 08/01/18 1:17:25 AM #35 | HagenEx posted... OT is basically Undertale 2.0. Undertale was GOTY 2015 --- |
| Topic | Octopath is the BOTW of the JRPG genre |
| Doe 08/01/18 1:16:37 AM #34 | BotW has blown other open world games out of the fucking water. Octopath Traveler is fun but suffers from poor story and questionable design choices. --- |
| Topic | It's called "The Ugliest Shitpost." |
| Doe 08/01/18 12:44:02 AM #3 | Once upon a time a poster that nobody liked closed his account. Sadly such stories are mere fairytale --- |
| Topic | What's up with the names Nike uses for colors |
| Doe 07/31/18 10:07:59 PM #10 | Kisai posted... Doe posted...Same reason your mouthwash is called Arctic Blast and not Stinging Aftertaste Most people will be more interested by Amethyst Purple than Purple. So they call it the former. Simple as that. Very few people will refuse to buy a product because of a flowery descriptor. --- |
| Topic | For all the shit people gave MG Survive, it at least got this part right... |
| Doe 07/31/18 10:06:01 PM #9 | Swagnificent119 posted... It's kinda sad. A lot of people on the MGS reddit are convinced that they are going to pull a No Mans Sky and make MGSurvive good through massive updates. I don't get why there's so many delusional Metal Gear fans especially with the current state of Konami. --- |
| Topic | Holy shit...Tesla is a truly garbage company. Literally disabled features on you |
| Doe 07/31/18 10:02:57 PM #120 | BLAKUboy posted... solosnake posted...eventually you wont be allowed to even drive it will just be AI fleets Driving is so fucking freeing Though it probably doesn't feel that way if you live in a congested city --- |
| Topic | For all the shit people gave MG Survive, it at least got this part right... |
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| Topic | What's up with the names Nike uses for colors |
| Doe 07/31/18 10:01:00 PM #3 | Marketing "Wolf Grey" is more appealing than "Grey" Same reason your mouthwash is called Arctic Blast and not Stinging Aftertaste --- |
| Topic | DoJ launches Anti-Gay Taskforce (not clickbait, really happening) |
| Doe 07/31/18 6:09:36 PM #146 | Christianity is a blight on the modern world --- |
| Topic | Why did they call it World War 1 if they didn't know there was gonna be a 2 yet? |
| Doe 07/31/18 5:48:35 PM #4 | World War II is such an overly cinematic name --- |
| Topic | My Little Pony writer arrested for possessing CP |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:11:45 PM #92 | @FortuneCookie posted... The people who think that My Little Pony is a show that sexualizes little girls are wrong. Most of the characters are adults and none of the young characters, from what I've seen, have been in any way depicted in an inappropriate manner. Faust has said the mental age of the main characters ranges from like 12 to 17 --- |
| Topic | Overwatch Grand Finals viewership average was 860,000. Is that good? |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:02:43 PM #4 | Didn't Blizzard like force comp Overwatch into existence by pouring millions upon millions of dollars into teams --- |
| Topic | -Pay for game, still have to pay more to feasibly get cosmetics |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:42:52 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Hillary vs. Trump was essentially Alien vs. Predator |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:34:39 AM #3 | I haven't seen that movie but isn't the predator more of a bro --- |
| Topic | Hearthstone tips? |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:33:48 AM #32 | I think every card game has some fuck ups with card legality but it feels so much worse when I see people paying real money to get cards that aren't even physical, it's like paying eighty dollars to finally pull the Gunboats in TF2 --- |
| Topic | It's amazing how people still believe game scores aren't bought and paid for |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:26:40 AM #27 | Game journalism is literally the "not good enough for a real job" job --- |
| Topic | Hearthstone tips? |
| Doe 07/31/18 3:24:06 AM #28 | Imagine buying tons of packs to get a certain Magic card and then Wizards of the Coast cast a real life magic spell that alters the effect on the card making it not good --- |
| Topic | Hearthstone tips? |
| Doe 07/31/18 2:27:53 AM #15 | Uninstall and cry because card games have gone downhill for a long time --- |
| Topic | Remember that time in Yu-Gi-Oh where Yugi burned a man alive? |
| Doe 07/30/18 9:53:45 PM #9 | In Arc-V they genocide an entire dimension of people using children from another dimension as child soldiers --- |
| Topic | I lied. I am not of the cat people |
| Doe 07/30/18 8:55:47 PM #35 | I want to pet a catboy not a freaking bird --- |
| Topic | I lied. I am not of the cat people |
| Doe 07/30/18 7:55:18 PM #15 | |
| Topic | Wow, just stumbled across MAJOR fraud at my new job. |
| Doe 07/30/18 7:51:10 PM #69 | RedWhiteBlue posted... WaterLink posted...Ain't gonna lie, it's funny being able to spot the people with obviously no accounting knowledge. Bruh the Wikipedia article on double booking is literally in the thread --- |
| Topic | If you hate Hoth or Mel or etc so much stop responding to his posts |
| Doe 07/30/18 7:49:59 PM #23 | Overheadnero posted... But I don't hate Mal If you had read the first word of the topic title, you may have seen that it began with the word "if." English uses this word to indicate that the statement is conditional and may not apply to the reader even if it refers to the reader as "you." --- |
| Topic | Apparently trump supporters are using the term "lugenpresse" |
| Doe 07/30/18 2:05:20 PM #130 | Yeah dude I was walking out on the street and a crowd of 80 people simultaneously shouted LUGENPRESSE HEIL TRUMP and then vanished into the earth --- |
| Topic | Wow, just stumbled across MAJOR fraud at my new job. |
| Doe 07/30/18 1:48:24 PM #31 | TommyG663513 posted... I don't understand accounting. How can I understand if this is a joke or not? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-entry_bookkeeping_system --- |
| Topic | The cast of GotG release a joint statement about Gunn |
| Doe 07/30/18 1:47:59 PM #33 | JuanCarlos1 posted... It's like people that go to jail dont deserve a second chance at life over their mistakes. Most society feels that way consciously or not. 99% of people with a criminal record get BTFO by employers who ask 'have you ever been convicted of a crime' and then people wonder why reoffense rates are high --- |
| Topic | Wow, just stumbled across MAJOR fraud at my new job. |
| Doe 07/30/18 1:25:53 PM #12 | ITT people who didn't take West in the World and didn't learn about innovations in double entry bookkeeping in Florence --- |
| Topic | Nintendo Wii U |
| Doe 07/30/18 12:06:52 PM #14 | I mean the Wii U is clearly the Switch prototype, like Ninty just didn't have the tech at the time to go all the way But remember the Wii U didn't have many killer apps or anything. In comparison Switch came out swinging with one of the best reviewed games of all time as a launch title followed afterwards by another, Mario Odyssey. The closest Wii U got was 3D World. Then there was the awful marketing campaign. The Wii U had good games but they weren't system seller franchises. From what I see people weren't really like "fuck the Wii u" they were just completely apathetic to it. --- |
| Topic | If you hate Hoth or Mel or etc so much stop responding to his posts |
| Doe 07/30/18 12:03:34 PM #4 | glitteringfairy posted... I don't hate Mel though. We're bros I'm really glad to hear you can get along with him though this topic is geared towards the larger number of people who cannot --- |
| Topic | If you hate Hoth or Mel or etc so much stop responding to his posts |
| Doe 07/30/18 12:01:42 PM #1 | I'm getting really tired of a quarter of all threads devolving into Hoth triggering one of you that are incapable of clicking on their name and hitting "ignore" --- |
| Topic | Nintendo Wii U |
| Doe 07/30/18 11:57:50 AM #4 | Better than people responding to Hoth posts --- |
| Topic | I heard Dunkey received death threats over his Octopath Traveler review |
| Doe 07/29/18 7:52:46 PM #33 | The NPCs have fun writing but some of the stories are pretty bad or forgettable What were they thinking with Therion --- |
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