Lurker > Chewster

I just want to see him win one while he's still here. Next year will probably be the last time. After that who the hell do they have, Trevor Story and Charlie Blackmon? Yeah, no freaking way. I believe they have a decent farm at least but I don't know anybody by name

I thought Arenado had a good MVP chance but Carpenter is ruining it all of a sudden. Also, now he's hurt and I don't know how long he'll be gone (he can pinch-hit but not play 3B, so he isn't on the DL or anything).

If the Rockies make the playoffs and the Cardinals don't then he'll have a decent chance since the voters still somewhat do that "a real MVP would lead his team to the playoffs" crap, although that seems to be changing in recent years. Maybe. The recent examples of non-playoff MVPs are Trout and Stanton but Trout is special and Stanton had the most home runs in several years

Mostly on an unrelated note, but regarding people's avatars... you ever seen channels where the person won't show their face but they have like some barely-animated avatar "speaking" sometimes? Those are the stupidest. I don't care really if people don't want to go on camera but just narrate like a normal person, we don't need a cartoon substitute. If anything it just draws more attention to them being camera-shy

TBH I thought this was going to be a joke about Let's Plays, but it sounds like you're talking about videos where they just paste a video in the background afterwards?

Either way I don't really care for it

Far-Queue posted...

Dude has no personality of his own, just imitates other users, and poorly at that. He's stunningly boring. Not remotely interesting.

I have no idea why he even posts here. Doesn't contribute anything valuable, and kind of just seems like he's super butthurt all the time, no matter how much he tries to hide it behind "lmfao hahaha"

He even does the same shit at CE I think

What happened after that? Did they forfeit the game or put somebody back in at goalie or did they just play the rest of the game with an empty net

Guys are expected to wear dress shoes and ties for a lot of places, some even a suit, so I don't see how heels are weird

The Rockies won again.

I looked at the Dodgers season topic on Baseboard and all their fans are basically me when I freak out, like every loss means the sky is falling. It's nice to know that I'm not that weird. Also I totally sympathize with their anger because they are obviously the better team but whatever, they stole the first game in spectacular fashion, then we stole 2 and 3 to make up for it, and game 4 was just a fairly typical close one

Uh, for the interview? Not the job itself.

You could go in the other direction and make it super noticeable by wearing a heel on one foot and a big ass walking boot on the other. I've always wondered what I'd do if I had a job interview but there was something preventing me from wearing normal interview clothes

I thought you had a girlfriend. Does she have HPV like Leet's girlfriend or something

It's funny cause that was the last time they made the playoffs.

And the good news is we might not have to see Wade Davis. The bad news is that's because Ottavino is blowing it for him.

Why is Adam Ottavino pitching the 8th

Oh god does this mean Wade Davis in the 9th

Also who the fuck doesn't have any sort of online banking or PayPal or even a debit card? Do your parents just buy you everything?

Didn't they have like half a billion accounts get hacked? Honestly I think if you didn't get your Yahoo account hacked it's a surprise

The Rockies are going to go with Chad Bettis (more like BAD Bettis), so all the nice momentum from the past two nights will disappear. I swear that BB better put Senzatela back in the rotation when he gets off the DL (not that he's really good either, but he's better) but sadly I can see that not happening

Whenever those topics get made here the "average" is like 8 inches

What about stretching your calves on the windowsill? Isometric exercise!

Yeah

He does it in like every AMA and it really sticks out

I typed out a fake overly long paragraph as an Eclair joke but I accidentally deleted it when I hit back after previewing. Oh well. Anyways, I'm just here for the inevitable Eclairagraph

Apparently Kyle Sloter is still a preseason god

OMG Ryan McMahon again

Who even is Walker Buehler anyway

Where do the Dodgers keep finding these guys

The Rockies bullpen gave up 7 runs in three innings the other night. Their starters also do give up a lot of first-inning runs though

I think the dream job interview is a different thing

I only said that like once or twice. Most other times I just disappear without notice

Hell no, fuck that guy

Metal_Mario99 posted...

They all are, just like everything is.

This is true but nothing is more racist than the ongoing white genocide campaign waged by the SJWs

Maybe I'm thinking of Bosley then. Or something else. I'm sure there's a lot of bunk hair-loss treatments out there

I'm pretty sure Rogaine and other home treatments are bullshit. Same thing with penis enlargement. You basically need some type of surgery for either of those to actually work. The "men's wellness" industry or whatever you wanna call it is a scam.

At least, so they say, but maybe they do something since they manage to still exist after all these years. Or it could be placebo effect, but it's hard to imagine that working on something visually noticeable.

What's your dream job

Have you people actually read his posts? The guy comes off like a total [genius]...

At least they didn't trade for a woman-beater

Well the Rockies are trash

SunWuKung420 posted...

Nice deflection.

How exactly was directly answering my question "deflecting" anything?

I've heard Hollow Knight is like 25 hours which is kind of off-putting to me for something that's supposed to be a Metroidvania. Though I also hear lots of raving about it so maybe it's good.

Why does SMT like to say that LinkPizza is me

Oh yeah, I forgot about Waluigi being an assist trophy. Well that makes it even dumber that people were trying to make that a thing.

The worst is when it's a day I didn't exercise and then I have a hard time falling asleep and I wonder if I would have been better off exercising

SusanGreenEyes posted...

Yeah.
LinkPizza is mad chill.

Are there any people you don't like? Maybe like two?

I probably would have thought to try unrolling the empty tube (if there was one) and using that. Luckily I basically always think to check beforehand that there's enough TP although if that was the only port a potty there you probably wouldn't have had many choices in that emergency regardless

Actually I think I may have used an unrolled tube before, but I don't really remember

I wouldn't say it's an "addiction" but I've started getting back into exercising recently and yeah, there are definitely some days where I feel like I want to be exercising even though I probably should take a break. It's funny because when I don't exercise for a while, I feel the opposite, where it's a challenge to find the motivation to do it.

I assume most of the conversation would be occupied by him asking 30 different questions about my sex life with minor variations to each, so no

When you posted that ten year difference pic I swear you have the smoothest skin I've seen. If you didn't change up your appearance so much I don't know that you'd look much different.

I guess I'll never have great skin since I like the sun. Sometimes. Maybe growing up in the frozen wasteland that is Canada you have a natural inclination to hate it

Zeus posted...

Zero chance, given that he's become something of a Sony mascot these days.

They just recently did a multiplatform remaster compilation...

He never "became" a Sony mascot, if anything it was the reverse. They were exclusive at first but then it started branching out

Uh, so you're getting the D?

PK_Spam posted...

whoa is me

Aren't you an aspiring writer

I hate the Waluigi meme and I know it's skewing my perception of the actual likelihood, but isn't he plausible enough to make a list of ten? Did Nintendo already hard confirm he's not gonna be in it or something?

I voted for Dixie Kong since she seems popular enough, would translate well to Smash, and doesn't have licensing hangups. If they could pick anybody, I'd be inclined to say Banjo and Kazooie since they actually seem to be putting in longtime favorite suggestions (Ridley, K. Rool, Simon Belmont), but I don't know if they'll get permission.

Yeah nice job beating the Marlins. I hope the Royals won't be too much for you to handle!

I'm just being a baby I know that the schedules are basically all equally hard

Things aren't looking so good after the Rockies have dropped three straight series, but they're only three games back in the division still. Now they have four games coming up against the Dodgers which will probably make or break their season. Or at least break it, but probably not make it because the rest of the year San Diego is their only opponent under .500.

I read that it was something like a stretch of 46 straight games against teams over .500. Shit, man

Edit: Oh I guess the Giants are under .500 as of now and the Angels could be again, but basically the Padres are the only really bad team on the docket