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| Topic | Would you let a woman with a prolapsed rectum sit on your face AND |
| matteus70 09/01/18 2:54:54 AM #4 | Que? --- echo off |
| Topic | i drank a 12 pack today |
| matteus70 08/31/18 10:00:31 PM #3 | You're way ahead of me. --- echo off |
| Topic | Just declined a 52k job cause the pay was too low. |
| matteus70 08/31/18 9:40:31 PM #64 | I only make about 55k.... That the government knows about. --- echo off |
| Topic | Holy crap I'm getting murdered by taxes |
| matteus70 08/29/18 11:07:54 PM #113 | Just set up a charity golf tournament like pro athletes do. (jk. Taxes are a pain in the ass) --- echo off |
| Topic | "The forest moon of Endor" |
| matteus70 08/28/18 1:19:12 PM #29 | Many Bothans died ffs --- echo off |
| Topic | Man Star Trek the next generation drops so many profound statements |
| matteus70 08/26/18 4:49:31 AM #89 | "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets you." --- echo off |
| Topic | "I don't trust people who aren't dog people." |
| matteus70 08/24/18 7:12:15 PM #40 |  --- echo off |
| Topic | So now that a vagina is known as a front hole what is a penis called? |
| matteus70 08/23/18 6:23:02 PM #9 | The fifteenth pen. --- echo off |
| Topic | Why cant we talk about dan schneider |
| matteus70 08/22/18 9:58:06 PM #17 | TicketOak posted... Wow can't imagine why a meme focused around making jokes of child molestation gets moderated. --- echo off |
| Topic | The gay agenda won. Straight is no longer an option. |
| matteus70 08/20/18 11:22:50 PM #38 | Heteros just use birth control now. Might as well just start cloning each other. --- echo off |
| Topic | The perfect topic but it's on CE |
| matteus70 08/19/18 8:11:37 AM #5 | Sure. --- echo off |
| Topic | Rip Aretha Franklin |
| matteus70 08/16/18 10:02:35 PM #62 |  This song was popular back when I was in high school. Dave and Annie wrote it but Aretha made it great. --- echo off |
| Topic | John F. Kennedy is dead |
| matteus70 08/15/18 6:11:50 PM #5 | The bats have left the belltower. --- echo off |
| Topic | The United States and its allies have undermined the world for >100 years. |
| matteus70 08/14/18 11:01:31 PM #3 | *Scratches ass* --- echo off |
| Topic | Would you date a female Ted Mosby? |
| matteus70 08/13/18 10:06:17 PM #9 | Would you date a female Tom Bosley? --- echo off |
| Topic | Name a line a girl can say that would make you uninterested in her |
| matteus70 08/13/18 8:51:34 PM #94 | I'm only an OT 2 but I'm saving up! --- echo off |
| Topic | Thief steals shark from aquarium, rolls it out in baby stroller. |
| matteus70 08/11/18 7:54:42 AM #7 | MuayThai85 posted... Blue_Target posted...Was thinking of a great white shark and also how does an aquarium have a great white. Yeah, they need absolute freedom. They practically swim around the planet. --- echo off |
| Topic | Aliens > Alien. There. I said it. |
| matteus70 08/11/18 2:39:38 AM #29 | Skye Reynolds posted... Burgess posted...Hey Alien 3 is fine. Resurrection though, fuck that piece of fuck. FTFY --- echo off |
| Topic | Thoughts on prostate exams? |
| matteus70 08/10/18 9:59:56 PM #18 | Complete_Idi0t posted... Is it kinda weird if the doctor does it with his penis? Nah, only if he does it when he is in front of you while looking you in the eyes. --- echo off |
| Topic | Thoughts on prostate exams? |
| matteus70 08/10/18 9:56:21 PM #16 | When you reach a certain age it's necessary. --- echo off |
| Topic | This 20 y/o Girl DIED after JUMPING out of a CAR after Arguing with her B/F!! |
| matteus70 08/08/18 11:38:15 PM #2 | Coes? --- echo off |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 08/08/18 11:21:07 PM #270 | Don't know if this was posted yet.  --- echo off |
| Topic | Depressing songs. |
| matteus70 08/07/18 11:46:11 PM #76 |   --- echo off |
| Topic | Best Battle in starwars |
| matteus70 08/07/18 8:41:18 PM #4 | Endor. --- echo off |
| Topic | Favorite Captain? |
| matteus70 08/07/18 5:36:33 PM #22 | Stubing --- echo off |
| Topic | A rich gay man will pay you if you suck his D. Would you do it? |
| matteus70 08/06/18 9:23:05 PM #57 |  --- echo off |
| Topic | Post your favorite old school PC game |
| matteus70 08/06/18 3:34:34 AM #13 | Ultima Underworld. --- echo off |
| Topic | Interesting. |
| matteus70 08/05/18 7:57:54 AM #4 | Sure is. --- echo off |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 08/05/18 6:21:26 AM #249 |  --- echo off |
| Topic | Rate my pizza dinner for tonight pizza |
| matteus70 08/05/18 3:03:59 AM #16 | That is Pizza the Hutt --- echo off |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 08/05/18 2:40:42 AM #248 |  --- echo off |
| Topic | Name an obscure game you like. |
| matteus70 08/05/18 12:45:24 AM #73 | Privateer 2: The Darkening. A somewhat passable open ended space combat game with some of the most bizarre FMV cut scenes starring Clive Owen, John Hurt, Christoper Walken, David Warner and Jurgen Prochnow among others. --- echo off |
| Topic | Post your ignore list! |
| matteus70 08/04/18 12:53:55 AM #188 | GOATTHlEF posted... *Steals my goats back* --- echo off |
| Topic | Post your ignore list! |
| matteus70 08/03/18 11:00:37 PM #170 | Zip --- echo off |
| Topic | What was the highest grossing film the year you where born? |
| matteus70 08/03/18 6:12:02 PM #23 | Love Story (apparently) --- echo off |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 08/02/18 11:42:08 PM #232 |  --- echo off |
| Topic | Character immediately gets killed off horrifically |
| matteus70 08/02/18 6:35:26 PM #23 | To Live and Die in LA --- echo off |
| Topic | Stephen Colbert of 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' to lose his job? |
| matteus70 08/01/18 12:12:21 AM #22 | Questionmarktarius posted... Letterman shit on his boss all the time. So did Howard Stern when he had the CBS show. --- echo off |
| Topic | I'm in a hotel and the toilet is clogged |
| matteus70 07/30/18 9:45:08 PM #24 | InstaReturns posted... Call front desk? Seems obvious. Yes, this. ImCallingYouOut posted... do the dish soap trick. poor a ton of dawn into the toilet wait 30 minutes then poor a gallon of warm water into the bowl No, not this. --- echo off |
| Topic | Damn the old Elder Scrolls games were way darker... *Daggerfall Spoils* |
| matteus70 07/29/18 9:30:08 AM #42 | |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 07/29/18 2:13:32 AM #187 | DuranOfForcena posted... Blue Monday was a dance club staple. --- echo off |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 07/28/18 11:59:42 PM #182 |  RIP Gord Downie --- echo off |
| Topic | ITT: post catchy 80s songs |
| matteus70 07/28/18 1:48:37 AM #147 | This topic reminds me of high school. I wasn't sure how I could contribute to it but I'll post a performance of the first concert that I went to back in the summer of '84 (not the exact one)  --- echo off |
| Topic | Colin |
| matteus70 07/27/18 3:36:15 PM #4 | Now I have to go on a Whose Line binge tonight. --- echo off |
| Topic | I'm 22 and I never had a full glass of alcohol. |
| matteus70 07/24/18 11:36:19 PM #8 | I've had more than several full glasses. --- echo off |
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