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ssj3vegeta
08/10/18 8:32:28 PM
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DanHarenChamp
08/10/18 8:35:08 PM
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I do em all the time
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Cornmuffins
08/10/18 8:35:16 PM
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neverwin
08/10/18 8:35:57 PM
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Bad vegy, we do that outside!
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 8:39:47 PM
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I'm telling you Doc you really need to get your hand in there to make sure I'm good.

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jumi
08/10/18 8:40:40 PM
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Good and good for you!
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mustachedmystic
08/10/18 8:58:05 PM
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Too bad Candice Patton isn't a proctologist, eh vegy?
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theAteam
08/10/18 8:58:53 PM
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Between that and getting cancer I'll take the finger up my butt
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kingdrake2
08/10/18 9:06:55 PM
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theAteam posted...
Between that and getting cancer I'll take the finger up my butt


and that's when things got bad.... he said Relax... i'm a doctor.
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 9:08:56 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
theAteam posted...
Between that and getting cancer I'll take the finger up my butt


and that's when things got bad.... he said Relax... i'm a doctor.

Oh now your a doctor now that I dropped the soap
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beds2
08/10/18 9:26:59 PM
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DanHarenChamp posted...
I do em all the time



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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 9:29:22 PM
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beds2 posted...
DanHarenChamp posted...
I do em all the time



Don't smell his finger
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Lost_All_Senses
08/10/18 9:37:26 PM
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If I need one Ill get one. Im not 17 anymore and there is no stigma attached to it for me.

Vegy just scared he'll instantly bust once the finger gets in there
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 9:39:26 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Vegy just scared he'll instantly bust once the finger gets in there

We all know he would
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V-E-G-Y-
08/10/18 9:46:10 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Vegy just scared he'll instantly bust once the finger gets in there

why would dat happen?
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matteus70
08/10/18 9:56:21 PM
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When you reach a certain age it's necessary.
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Complete_Idi0t
08/10/18 9:57:07 PM
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Is it kinda weird if the doctor does it with his penis?
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matteus70
08/10/18 9:59:56 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Is it kinda weird if the doctor does it with his penis?

Nah, only if he does it when he is in front of you while looking you in the eyes.
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 10:03:47 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Vegy just scared he'll instantly bust once the finger gets in there

why would dat happen?

Cause your a cute white chick that loves anal
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 10:05:43 PM
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matteus70 posted...
Complete_Idi0t posted...
Is it kinda weird if the doctor does it with his penis?

Nah, only if he does it when he is in front of you while looking you in the eyes.

I want to meet your proctologist
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Smashingpmkns
08/10/18 10:06:00 PM
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Can't wait for mine tbh
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hollow_shrine
08/10/18 10:07:55 PM
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Prostate cancer is real and pride is a silly reason to get got by a perfectly treatable illness.
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 10:08:10 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Can't wait for mine tbh

Word of advice. Don't come in wearing ass less chaps
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mvillanueva88
08/10/18 10:10:55 PM
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Isnt it just a simple blood test now?
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Zodd3224
08/10/18 10:12:01 PM
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Only if the doctor lets me call him Daddy.
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Cornmuffins
08/10/18 10:12:03 PM
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Why the hell would you want to be poked with a needle when you could have a finger shoved up your ass?
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008Zulu
08/10/18 10:20:14 PM
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I can only give one piece of advice;

Don't clench, it'll hurt more.
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slimfizzle2
08/10/18 10:24:55 PM
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008Zulu posted...
I can only give one piece of advice;

Don't clench, it'll hurt more.

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V-E-G-Y-
08/11/18 12:06:14 AM
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catboy0_0
08/11/18 12:09:35 AM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
is it true it only lasts like half a second

don't refer to me as "it" thanks
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slimfizzle2
08/11/18 12:11:05 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
V-E-G-Y- posted...
is it true it only lasts like half a second

don't refer to me as "it" thanks

Yeah bro. That's just bad manners
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SauI_Goodman
08/11/18 12:11:28 AM
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Remember when Murr had to do a prostate exam on Impractical Jokers. LOL
"You got a finger in your butt on tv!"
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Complete_Idi0t
08/11/18 12:11:47 AM
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Don't forget about the second opinion
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V-E-G-Y-
08/11/18 12:12:51 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Remember when Murr had to do a prostate exam on Impractical Jokers. LOL
"You got a finger in your butt on tv!"

lmao i missed dat episode
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vocedelmorte
08/11/18 12:13:22 AM
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hollow_shrine posted...
Prostate cancer is real and pride is a silly reason to get got by a perfectly treatable illness.

Whats pride have to do with finger in your butt anyway
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slimfizzle2
08/11/18 12:14:30 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Remember when Murr had to do a prostate exam on Impractical Jokers. LOL
"You got a finger in your butt on tv!"

Katie Couric did it first.
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1337toothbrush
08/11/18 12:25:34 AM
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I like to moan loudly while it happens. I keep having to change doctors.
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TheCyborgNinja
08/11/18 12:31:29 AM
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Because I got a bladder infection, which is odd for dudes, the doctor was like "better safe than sorry." It was the worst pain I've ever experienced, and I basically snapped my arm backwards in high school and have a tattoo on part of my spine. I don't know how anyone could possibly ever find it pleasurable.
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vocedelmorte
08/11/18 12:36:27 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Because I got a bladder infection, which is odd for dudes, the doctor was like "better safe than sorry." It was the worst pain I've ever experienced, and I basically snapped my arm backwards in high school and have a tattoo on part of my spine. I don't know how anyone could possibly ever find it pleasurable.

Theres something wrong with your anus
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slimfizzle2
08/11/18 12:38:48 AM
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vocedelmorte posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Because I got a bladder infection, which is odd for dudes, the doctor was like "better safe than sorry." It was the worst pain I've ever experienced, and I basically snapped my arm backwards in high school and have a tattoo on part of my spine. I don't know how anyone could possibly ever find it pleasurable.

Theres something wrong with your anus

Very wrong your anus
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ssj3vegeta
08/11/18 11:10:45 AM
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andromedadude3
08/11/18 11:16:39 AM
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You might need to get one before that if they suspect an infection or prostatitis.
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synth_real
08/11/18 11:29:52 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Because I got a bladder infection, which is odd for dudes, the doctor was like "better safe than sorry." It was the worst pain I've ever experienced, and I basically snapped my arm backwards in high school and have a tattoo on part of my spine. I don't know how anyone could possibly ever find it pleasurable.

Theres something wrong with your anus

Very wrong your anus

Did the doctor stick his entire hand in there or something?
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Undying
08/11/18 11:31:31 AM
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synth_real posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Because I got a bladder infection, which is odd for dudes, the doctor was like "better safe than sorry." It was the worst pain I've ever experienced, and I basically snapped my arm backwards in high school and have a tattoo on part of my spine. I don't know how anyone could possibly ever find it pleasurable.

Theres something wrong with your anus

Very wrong your anus

Did the doctor stick his entire hand in there or something?

All the way to the elbow.
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EnragedSlith
08/11/18 11:37:18 AM
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I have to get them like once a week. My doctor says that good boys only have to get a few, but naughty boys need thorough attention
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DanHarenChamp
08/11/18 12:36:15 PM
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From what I've gathered from discussions with urologists, rectal exams are only useful if the psa is also elevated, otherwise it's been shown to not improve mortality.

And even checking the psa is controversial.

Ultimately the recommendation is to discuss on a case by case basis the risks and benefits of checking. If they hve a family hx or are African American i push alil harder towards doing it.

I've stopped doing DREs really for prostate screening unless it's a high risk patient who comes to me with symptoms of prostate enlargement or elevated psa
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Vegy
08/11/18 12:42:53 PM
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daftpunk_mk5
08/11/18 12:43:10 PM
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Doc here. They're really only useful when a patient actually has symptoms.
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