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TopicMass shooting in my hometown :(
Smarkil
11/10/18 2:21:10 AM
#31
CacciatoPart3 posted...
Lmao, here comes the armchair cowboy.


excuse me, but hes a security expert
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicVery sad that we'll never see James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy 3...
Smarkil
11/09/18 9:30:33 PM
#13
Mead posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Yet another case where I can only shake my head and ask, "can we stop being offended by everything all the time?". Caving to this whiny vocal minority of virtue signalling peacocks only emboldens them further.


People werent even offended, the whole thing was a smear campaign from an alt right group


It doesn't matter who perpetuates it at this point. The fact is, major companies are giving in to dumb bullshit. I wish one of them would have the nuts to just say, "Nah" so we could get over this garbage.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWoke up to a strange man in my bedroom
Smarkil
11/09/18 4:36:27 PM
#10
Did you have more lotion around your anus than usual?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMichelle Obama reveals daughters were conceived though IVF
Smarkil
11/09/18 4:35:54 PM
#6
FourthDimension posted...
Oh, good, I was just wondering about how Obamas daunghters were conceived


I can't believe people voted for this man. IVF. Disgusting.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWoke up to a strange man in my bedroom
Smarkil
11/09/18 4:34:34 PM
#8
Mead posted...
Thankfully my dogs were there to keep him from trying to put something in my butt


How do you know he didn't do something before you woke up?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you ever skip meals?
Smarkil
11/08/18 12:42:25 AM
#18
i never skip gobbling up your moms puss tc
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThey need to make a touchscreen for people with sweaty hands.
Smarkil
11/08/18 12:35:31 AM
#7
how sweatyare your hands jesus
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicBreaking Bad movie will be a sequel following Jesse after the series finale.
Smarkil
11/08/18 12:32:51 AM
#11
God I hope they don't. Jesse had a bittersweet ending. It was great.

Also, they make it sound like Walter went there because he wanted to be the meth king again. I'm fairly certain they were showing that he was redeeming himself, at least in some small way, for his evil.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIs $1000 a good price for a 9mm handgun?
Smarkil
11/06/18 7:52:14 PM
#21
Just get a TP9SA.

Cheap as hell and works great. Unless you've got money to blow, there's no reason for you to buy something uber expensive.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicHS Latino/Hispanic Kid gets his @$$ kicked by 64 Year Old Music Teacher!
Smarkil
11/05/18 9:16:28 PM
#24
Was...was that green dragon?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topichave no idea why some users here think adults shouldn't be watching cartoons
Smarkil
11/05/18 3:16:15 AM
#21
I don't play pokemon or watch cartoons

What now bitch
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCleaned my asshole with a wet wipe today. Don't think I can go back to reg TP
Smarkil
11/04/18 12:49:51 PM
#29
LinkPizza posted...
slacker03150 posted...
InfestedAdam posted...
Smarkil posted...
Now I'm considering getting a bidet attachment for my toilet - ya know, for the environment or whatever.

Long term is it more cost effective as well?

The water use on a bidet is about 1/12 of the water cost on flushing a toilet. More if your toilet is inefficient or you use the bidet sparingly. And you don't need toilet paper. You might still want them. You may not want an assignment towel or wet drawers, but even if you do use them to dry up you will still go through so much less tp. You may only buy a small pack every year or two.

I feel like I would still buy a little more than a small pack a year. I mean, even using less, you have to dry off before pulling your undergarment back up.


You still gotta keep TP on hand for the womenfolk. Or I do at least.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicim pissed that my girl lightning is losing
Smarkil
11/04/18 12:47:20 PM
#9
A character from a shitty game is losing. Who would've thought.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCleaned my asshole with a wet wipe today. Don't think I can go back to reg TP
Smarkil
11/03/18 6:05:09 PM
#15
I've been using wet wipes for a long time after I realized how life changing they are. Now I'm considering getting a bidet attachment for my toilet - ya know, for the environment or whatever.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIs there a way to retrain a cat to use a litter box?
Smarkil
11/03/18 6:01:47 PM
#35
cAtS aRe LoW mAiNtEnAnCe

XmOn3zz
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDoes Don Lemon promote racism against white people?
Smarkil
11/01/18 8:41:15 PM
#5
His name is Don Lemon.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIs it unmanly for two straight men watch a romance film together at the theater
Smarkil
10/30/18 9:45:15 PM
#10
Only if the balls touch
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo is gFAQs going to implode because of the NPC meme?
Smarkil
10/30/18 9:32:12 PM
#6
ReggieTheReckless posted...
Mead posted...
what

SkynyrdRocker posted...
What are you talking about

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicFallout 76 beta tonight
Smarkil
10/30/18 9:23:08 PM
#23
Your time of reckoning is coming Mead...
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe Simpsons is removing Apu from the show
Smarkil
10/29/18 12:32:04 AM
#71
so are they gonna get rid of willie cause he's an offensive stereotype
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicHypothesis: Boomers hate millennials because they remind them of their parents
Smarkil
10/28/18 4:28:12 PM
#5
I'm working three jobs so I can make rent

What's that about my 800 dollar iPhone?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe Simpsons is removing Apu from the show
Smarkil
10/27/18 6:22:31 PM
#45
Nade Duck posted...
isn't this one of those slippery slope things that people scoff at all the time

i feel like if it isn't it sure feels close to it.


Don't be ridiculous Nade.

All they're saying is that you can't have Indian stereotypes on television. Or be a Native American for Halloween. Or have dreadlocks. Or celebrate Columbus Day. Or have statues from the Civil War.

This isn't a slippery slope.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicHow much of a jerk an I (teacher/student related).
Smarkil
10/26/18 8:50:20 PM
#14
Kids are shitty. They always deserve it.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicBomb-sending suspect is a registered republican
Smarkil
10/26/18 8:44:12 PM
#20
streamofthesky posted...
Smarkil posted...
Why are people acting like this is the only nutbag that has existed?

Did we forget about the guy who shot up the Republican baseball team a while back? Or the one who sent Trump ricin like, a week ago?

He liked Trump, ergo it's Trump's fault. Yawn. Dude is a fuck. There always has and always will exist fucks.

Smarkil's feeling threatened by this news not looking too good for "his side."
Quick! He must reach for that "Whataboutism" lever immediately!


Am I a Republican now? Sorry for pointing out that crazy people are crazy. If you want to blame this on an idiot with a combover, fine. But I'm going to continue to live in the real world.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe creepiness and thirst on Imgur is getting to be too much for my taste.
Smarkil
10/26/18 8:38:52 PM
#7
It's called the internet homeboy
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicBomb-sending suspect is a registered republican
Smarkil
10/26/18 8:36:13 PM
#18
Why are people acting like this is the only nutbag that has existed?

Did we forget about the guy who shot up the Republican baseball team a while back? Or the one who sent Trump ricin like, a week ago?

He liked Trump, ergo it's Trump's fault. Yawn. Dude is a fuck. There always has and always will exist fucks.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAntifa Protester is FIRED for INSULTING a '9/11 widow' in Oregon!!!
Smarkil
10/26/18 12:31:58 AM
#9
Im more surprised a member of antifa has a job
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo, how are pineapples profitable?
Smarkil
10/23/18 8:58:19 PM
#16
lihlih posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
because it goes great on pizza alongside pepperoni and jalapeno


Pepperoni is really bad.



maddox is a cuck
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI really wish they made an ALL BERRY Kixs cereal.
Smarkil
10/23/18 8:24:29 PM
#2
nmb topic
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicRemember that time helly ate pizza with hard-boiled egg on it?
Smarkil
10/17/18 10:59:57 PM
#8
helly is everything i had hoped he would be
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTips to reduce extreme anger?
Smarkil
10/16/18 11:58:49 AM
#70
jesus see a therapist you fucking nutcase
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIf you're doing a girl in the butt and she has to fart
Smarkil
10/14/18 11:31:04 AM
#71
green dragon posted...
if my fiancee ever farts in front of me I'm dumping her



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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAs a fully sighted person that can navigate with their eyes closed down steps...
Smarkil
10/14/18 10:53:30 AM
#18
As a fully sighted person who can make his way to the bathroom with the lights off, I really understand the struggle of blind people.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAnyone seeing Venom this weekend?
Smarkil
10/04/18 7:46:38 PM
#4
It looks really bad
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI am so tired of this Kavanaugh shit.
Smarkil
10/02/18 10:00:37 PM
#4
i have a butt
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicLindsay Lohan tried to kidnap some kids and live streamed it.
Smarkil
09/29/18 2:06:26 PM
#10
drugs are a helluva drug
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPotD tell me what having a girlfriend is like.
Smarkil
09/27/18 9:23:35 PM
#5
Well, it's something like this.

Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna have some afternoon delight
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicso there was this poll during my month long suspension that said "is there
Smarkil
09/27/18 9:16:09 PM
#3
who
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI hit someone's truck today.
Smarkil
09/26/18 9:04:04 PM
#39
lmao you've had a car for like 10 minutes jesus

SunWuKung420 posted...
Lol. Making a big deal about a paint scuffing incident. Fucking potd.


sunny, if you hit my car and tried to drive off without copping to it, I would beat the shit out of you
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWe need to kill the term metroidvania.
Smarkil
09/23/18 2:06:40 AM
#39
Blighboy posted...
VeeVees posted...
Zareth posted...
I have never heard anyone call Shovel Knight a Metroidvania.

Yeah anyone who does this is wrong.


Yeah. It's clearly a Megamanvania
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicGod damn, just killed 9 black widows in the backyard
Smarkil
09/22/18 3:16:16 AM
#5
you were looking for spiders at midnight?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic"Hey, does (person) have a boyfriend?"
Smarkil
09/18/18 9:06:38 PM
#8
Jen0125 posted...
"Why the fuck do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fucking gay. I love pussy, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy. Male anatomy? Gross. Not gay bro so stop with this stupid ass meme" - Komaiko54 - 2018


He's very much aroused at the sight of a naked woman
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicRemember the day that GameFAQs finally allowed us to swear
Smarkil
09/18/18 3:13:02 AM
#7
my mom is a damn ass
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicso is Olivia Munn wrong to have Steven Wilder Striegel's scene pulled?
Smarkil
09/18/18 3:01:06 AM
#29
Lil69Leo posted...
How about Olivia Munn stop sleeping with any and everyone to get roles.


way to slut shame her

some kind of womens ally you are
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI really wish I had the skills to get the job I want.
Smarkil
09/18/18 2:55:53 AM
#10
Mead posted...
Do animators even have skill nowadays

All the popular cartoons look like garbage


Right?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCanada's artificial trans fats ban comes into effect with a phase-out period.
Smarkil
09/18/18 2:45:49 AM
#19
Thank god the government is here to make sure people are healthy.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicfeeling really beaten down right now, gotta rant
Smarkil
09/17/18 2:40:47 AM
#37
You need to be willing to move and you need to apply to jobs you don't think you're qualified for.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMan! I finally get a chance to hang out on my one day off, and my sister gets...
Smarkil
09/12/18 8:32:30 PM
#21
probably got it from fuckin
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAfrica by Toto is a bad song.
Smarkil
09/12/18 2:46:55 AM
#20
SkynyrdRocker posted...
The real question is why do some people think he says "I miss the rains" when it sounds nothing like that?


probably cause theyre atheist
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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