Lurker > Pirateking2000

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, Database 4 ( 07.23.2018-12.31.2018 ), DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, DB11, DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
TopicShrek Retold
Pirateking2000
11/30/18 12:06:37 AM
#1


I have gazed into the swampy abyss and it gazed back.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Solid Snake, Auron
Pirateking2000
11/29/18 7:55:07 PM
#5
Solid Snake lost to Zelda
Snake...had a hard life. He needs some time to rest.

Auron lost to Sonic the Hedgehog

Auron reached for the stars


Turns out they WERE pretty far as he found his own way to the loser's bracket
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicNew Dragon Age announcement coming soon
Pirateking2000
11/29/18 7:08:52 PM
#5
Sweet

Xiahou Shake posted...
Between their initial hype up of announcements and all the rumblings we've been having since, The Game Awards are looking to be pretty stacked with reveals this year.


Also this, pretty excited for potential reveals this year
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicNext contest needs a per-publisher cap on nominations/entrants
Pirateking2000
11/28/18 10:44:14 PM
#6
I wonder how a contest consisting of only new characters that premiered after a certain date would turn out.

That or just go all out and allow all media (Goku, Batman, etc) for a contest. Link would probably still win barring a rally but it'd be pretty wacky
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Ganondorf, Mega Man
Pirateking2000
11/27/18 7:02:49 PM
#3
Ganondorf lost to Link


Mega Man lost to Pikachu (Edit)
Mega Man lacked the mega balls to take Pikachu
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/26/18 11:45:49 PM
#161
6PTziSR
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicCool fantasy alternatives to horses?
Pirateking2000
11/25/18 10:16:11 PM
#2
Raptors / Dinosaurs
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicSign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Pirateking2000
11/25/18 9:32:43 PM
#158
(Wynn nods in approval from his magical sky ship in Valhalla while watching Pete's shenanigans)
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicUndertale beat.
Pirateking2000
11/25/18 6:17:03 PM
#4
Did you go to Alphys secret lab?
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicHellsing Abridged 9 coming tomorrow...
Pirateking2000
11/23/18 12:08:07 PM
#2
Aaaaameennn
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWho Would Win in a Fight? ~~NOMINATIONS~~
Pirateking2000
11/22/18 11:08:08 PM
#66
To add images

Singham
https://imgur.com/a/y2n9e4B

Yujiro Hanma
https://imgur.com/a/XAnXo2L

Black Hat
https://imgur.com/a/aK2rHNZ

Star Butterfly
https://imgur.com/a/2LrR20R
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWho Would Win in a Fight? ~~NOMINATIONS~~
Pirateking2000
11/22/18 3:19:43 PM
#61
hombad46 posted...
Pirateking2000 posted...
hombad46 posted...
Maniac64 posted...
NFUN posted...
i dont know what mpfc is exactly but context makes it obvious

you can share some pointers from that if you want to help make this less half-assed

Don't let The Flash in. Or The Doctor. Or any reality warpers. Or Rand Al'Thor.

Why the Doctor? In a straight up fight hes not OP.

Edit: Third is the best fighter BTW


If I recall right, there was some salt about Doctor beating GameFAQs Flash (or maybe it was someone else) via TARDIS shenanigans leading to him getting a similar moniker of "GameFAQS Doctor with the TARDIS"


Even with the TARDIS its not like he can just go back in time and stop his opponent from being born, thatd cause a time paradox. Though I guess given the way the show works hed beat any opponent through deus ex machina


I believe the reasoning ultimately boiled down to something like "The Doctor fucks off to the TARDIS and finds a way to win eventually" so yeah
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWho Would Win in a Fight? ~~NOMINATIONS~~
Pirateking2000
11/22/18 2:39:32 PM
#59
hombad46 posted...
Maniac64 posted...
NFUN posted...
i dont know what mpfc is exactly but context makes it obvious

you can share some pointers from that if you want to help make this less half-assed

Don't let The Flash in. Or The Doctor. Or any reality warpers. Or Rand Al'Thor.

Why the Doctor? In a straight up fight hes not OP.

Edit: Third is the best fighter BTW


If I recall right, there was some salt about Doctor beating GameFAQs Flash (or maybe it was someone else) via TARDIS shenanigans leading to him getting a similar moniker of "GameFAQS Doctor with the TARDIS"
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWho Would Win in a Fight? ~~NOMINATIONS~~
Pirateking2000
11/22/18 12:19:21 AM
#55
Switch out Peak Courier for Yujiro Hanma (Baki the Grappler [Manga/Anime])
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicSign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Pirateking2000
11/21/18 7:16:01 PM
#135
Caught up as well.

Glory to the Godslayer. RIP Wynn, craziest mother fucker in Valhalla.
Respect for the Legendary. RIP Kan, join the fun in Valhalla

They killed good.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicSign up to be a ruler in my Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury game (with write-ups)
Pirateking2000
11/19/18 7:40:00 PM
#123
Of course my guy somehow ends up getting the attention of the Old Ones, gets tangled up with lovecraftian wackiness, then proceeds to punch out Cthulhu. Good lord he's amazing. I am loving Wynn's Wild Ride.

Also, what a badass Runestone.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Luigi, Ryu
Pirateking2000
11/19/18 7:26:53 PM
#4
Luigi lost to Tifa Lockheart
Luigi is a bit of a coward so of course he'd be scared off by the titty monster.

Ryu lost to Sephiroth
Sephiroth's sword takes up nearly the whole screen. Ryu couldn't get in.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicStar of the Contest (so far)?
Pirateking2000
11/19/18 6:44:23 PM
#15
Alucard
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWho Would Win in a Fight? ~~NOMINATIONS~~
Pirateking2000
11/19/18 6:39:55 PM
#38
Singham (Singham / [Film / TV])
Peak Courier (Fallout New Vegas [Video Game])
Black Hat (Villainous [Film/TV])
Star Butterfly (Star VS the Forces of Evil [Film/TV])
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Topicthe DEFINITIVE goku vs superman topic
Pirateking2000
11/19/18 12:11:45 AM
#27
NFUN posted...
scarletspeed7 posted...
Oh and though it wasn't his ultimate level of strength, Superman once lifted 200 quintillion tons with one hand.

Where?


---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Topicthe DEFINITIVE goku vs superman topic
Pirateking2000
11/19/18 12:08:58 AM
#21
Depends on which Superman really.

Peak Superman (Silver Age stuff and other similar high tier versions of him) most likely wipe the floor with current peak Goku.

Current peak Goku probably beats many other versions of Superman though.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicIs Tifa going to win this tournament??
Pirateking2000
11/18/18 9:27:34 PM
#3
?????
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicSnake Ranks Anything Horror Related Vol. 3 *RANKINGS*
Pirateking2000
11/18/18 7:28:57 PM
#384
Another year, another ranking of spooky stuff.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Aeris, Geralt
Pirateking2000
11/18/18 7:09:37 PM
#4
Aeris Gainsborough lost to Zelda
She knew Sephiroth was coming so she bowed out early.

Geralt lost to Auron
In order to get to the match with Auron. Geralt would have to take a portal to the Farplane...
o40ZKF2
...He opted out.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicHow is Alucard so strong?
Pirateking2000
11/16/18 7:14:06 PM
#3
ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Spell Alucard backwards.


Woaaahhhh
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Vivi, Zero
Pirateking2000
11/16/18 7:04:58 PM
#2
Vivi lost to Ganondorf
Vivi lacked the courage and wisdom to face Ganondorf's overwhelming power!

Zero lost to Pikachu
It was no mystery why Zero couldn't win. Detective Pikachu was on the case!
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicSouth Park, S22E07 - Nobody Got Cereal?
Pirateking2000
11/14/18 10:48:50 PM
#4
RIP Satan
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Squall Leonhart, Fox McCloud, Bayonetta, Sub-Zero
Pirateking2000
11/14/18 7:53:52 PM
#3
Squall Leonhart lost to Zelda
"Whatever."

Fox McCloud lost to Aeris Gainsborough
The fox in the clouds was brought down to earth...violently

Bayonetta lost to Geralt
Geralt knows a thing or two about dealing with sexy raven haired magical ladies with attitude.
(figured I'd go with this because the witch vs witcher one is going to be played out)

Sub-Zero lost to Auron
Sub Zero doesn't have the best experience with ghosts.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/14/18 7:13:09 PM
#141
MariaTaylor posted...
haha yeah I had to get one last, good, glasses SMASH in there

jamison bullied


Jamison always being the punching bag and chick repellent.

In hindsight I am kind of bummed I didn't use my other female character I had...especially given a few of the other players' characters. Would have been interesting seeing how she could have been played with if she ended up in Jamison's group at some point.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/14/18 6:14:21 PM
#139
A

Eh they'll probably be fine. We've seen around worse!

MariaTaylor posted...

But, before he could even speak those words of greeting, Kyne's open palm smashed into his face.

Jamison's glasses shattered and he was knocked back off of his feet.




trdl23 posted...
Poor Gabriela... shes based on a D&D character of mine I hope that one doesnt meet a similar fate!


On the bright side, she probably gets to become a boss / elite / power npc or whatever.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/14/18 12:11:33 AM
#109
Ah went based on what I thought I saw in some entries saying he was brown or something.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Topicdeltarune.com
Pirateking2000
11/12/18 11:04:42 PM
#302
Paratroopa1 posted...
Tom Bombadil posted...
Couple things I haven't seen brought up yet:

...shouldn't Raisel have been there to open the fountain? It takes three but only two of us came.

Anybody got a bad feeling about how the dark world is gonna fare? Clover and the King both kinda seemed to be dropping hints that we were gonna mess things up by going back.

I'm not sure if it's necessary to keep up the spoiler tags thing but I'll do it just in case

First of all, I don't really understand the whole dark world and fountain thing, what it's supposed to mean and if it's even supposed to be real or if it was just some kind of scenario cooked up by Kris and Susie while they were playing around in a supply closet

Assuming I'm supposed to take it at face value though I have sort of a bad feeling about Ralsei? As much as I really don't want to have a bad feeling about Ralsei. Not only did he not assist in opening the fountain, but also I find it notable that he is NOT shown during his retelling of the legend. Yeah, his face wasn't revealed in the game either, but the obfuscation feels like a deliberate choice. Kris and Susie are shown very explicitly, but the prince from the dark is shown cloaked and mysterious. I dunno, it kind of implies that Ralsei maybe isn't the third hero or something. I'm not sure if I'm reading too much into it but it seemed like a deliberate choice

I really can't imagine Ralsei turning out to be a BAD GUY though because that would be kind of a dick move


Maybe Ralsei is another Lightener pretending to be a Darkener or something. Jevil specifically calls the trio Lighteners when you beat him from what I recall
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/12/18 9:54:47 PM
#104
And finally Beastkin Zephyr


S7Tezxh
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Topicdeltarune.com
Pirateking2000
11/12/18 7:30:35 PM
#292
Anagram posted...
Spoilers I guess

Having some trouble with Jevil, not sure how to beat him nonlethally


Hypnotize him while using that other action (which is basically a random result) if you need to

Stock some items. Choco Diamond mega heals Kris, Hearts Donut mega heals Susie. The team heal item from the cake side quest helps a lot

For the carousal move aim for the heads as they don't have hitboxes

Metamorphisis I think its getting out of center than inching to the side as it comes back to hit you (until he upgrades it)

Main pain in the ass movie to me was the Spades Circle but I heard you can deal with it by tanking a hit and chilling in the corner somewhere

---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicDetective Pikachu movie trailer
Pirateking2000
11/12/18 7:04:23 PM
#57
Man this is so fucking surreal.

Yet somehow...way better looking than I was expecting. Maybe there is hope for the sonic movie! (Insert mass laughing here)

However I still wanted Detective Pikachu to be voiced by Danny Devito
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicRIP Stan Lee
Pirateking2000
11/12/18 6:53:49 PM
#55
Man this sucks

Excelsior you magnificent bastard =(
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Topicdeltarune.com
Pirateking2000
11/12/18 1:42:26 AM
#268
KamikazePotato posted...
The entire saga of Hiveswap pisses me off to this day. The Odd Gentlemen literally stole my money.


Yeah that was pretty rough
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/11/18 10:58:33 PM
#100
Was aiming for more grim looking given his ending. Not a fun time.

Also hey he did trudge through some damage throughout all that
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Captain Falcon, Lara Croft, Commander Shepard, Aqua
Pirateking2000
11/11/18 7:21:45 PM
#4
Captain Falcon lost to Sephiroth
Even a Falcon with both its wings can't stand up to a One Winged Angel

Lara Croft lost to Amaterasu
Lara attempted the Sun Killer Challenge and came up short

Commander Shepard lost to Ryu
There's no Shepard without Vakarian.

Aqua lost to KOS-MOS
GavsEvans123 posted...
J7ofvby

---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/11/18 6:29:43 PM
#94
Then comes Leone the Cat


8QYJjHL
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhat's the worst game from a major publisher?
Pirateking2000
11/11/18 1:09:25 PM
#23
Gotta be 06

StifledSilence posted...
Sonic 06 is a solid choice, but wasnt Sonic Boom even worse?

I think people knew more going in that one was going to be shit. Plus that one was more "so bad its funny" with Superman Knuckles and such. 06 was way more frustrating more often and I think had at least some hype prior to it coming out.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicSo what BS reason is there to Aqua not winning?
Pirateking2000
11/11/18 12:58:20 PM
#50
Something something she has less votes

Would like to see Aqua win but I don't particularly care about her as much compared to other KH characters. Don't care about KOSMOS at all though

Underleveled posted...
Tbqh I would rather we go back to Axel being the third KH rep.

---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWill we get any more new Kingdom Hearts III stages beyond what's been announced?
Pirateking2000
11/11/18 12:55:47 PM
#5
I am leaning toward no on "new" stages being shown but maybe a short shot of somewhere we've been before being confirmed akin to 100 Acre Wood in the final trailer before release
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/10/18 7:40:27 PM
#91
He don't look so tough!
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicAW YEAH! Pooh's back in Kingdom Hearts III baby!
Pirateking2000
11/10/18 5:43:16 PM
#5
Holy fucking shit LW VS Terranort Round 2!

Fuck this game looks beautiful...Just 2.5 more months...
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/10/18 2:15:35 PM
#80
Welp. So what someone else started shit or something that he dealt with before messing with the angels? Ah well, too bad the God of Janitors couldn't help us out.

Anyway I guess A. Library Lady approved

OracleGunner posted...
Too bad Leone didn't see it. Then he really would've dived into madness.


Leone's had enough of a bad time.
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/10/18 1:10:28 AM
#64
Next up, Jamison


g1oBHgM
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicWhy did they lose? Simon Belmont, Pac-Man, Vincent Valentine, Clair Redfield
Pirateking2000
11/09/18 9:53:44 PM
#9
Simon Belmont lost to Geralt
Simon's weapons were made for killing monsters. Geralt happens to also carry a weapon for killing humans too.

Pac-Man lost to Bayonetta
Pac-Man found out the hard way that bullets are not pellets

Vincent Valentine lost to Auron
"Oh, no, vampires can't beat ghosts...It's like a rock-paper-scissors thing." - Marceline (Adventure Time)

Claire Redfield lost to Sub-Zero
Her chances at victory were less than zero
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
TopicThe Notes of Cain, Postgame and Epilogues
Pirateking2000
11/08/18 12:56:20 AM
#57
Time for some winner doodles!

Starting with Kidd

I4NtVpt
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Topicmy cat is slowly dying
Pirateking2000
11/08/18 12:35:16 AM
#8
I'm sorry man
---
XBL GT: Demon Ninja X2
"There comes a time in every man's or woman's life where they have to make **** up to cover their ass." - Hazama
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7