Lurker > LostForest

I loved the GBA. It was the last great bastion of 2D pixel art.
GBmicro especially was such a fantastic device, but it's a shame they released it at the tail end of the GBAs lifecycle.

inb4 sausageman going MUH FINGERS
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-Revenant Dracanea-

People were so hard on that game when it released but the updates have all been really good, and they're all free.

Really cool seeing them bring most of the entire cast from all the games together like that.
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Doom_Art posted...

LostForest posted...

hyperpsycho posted...

Please please tell me this is a copypasta lol.

It is

It's also 100% my all time fav copypasta

Mah man
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-Revenant Dracanea-

I'm not from Philadelphia and I'm not a bird fan, but I thought those two eps were fine. Like they weren't the greatest but they were still funny.
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hyperpsycho posted...


Please please tell me this is a copypasta lol.
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Lordgold666 posted...

All the ladies partaking in no shave november will also be partaking in No D December

I feel like most of the people that echo this cliche are the kinds of guys that aren't getting laid in the first place.

Not saying you are but
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Muffinz0rz posted...

I've done it before, but I end up shaving for thanksgiving anyways.

I dunno why I haven't thought to do this before. I always felt like a shmuck showing up to Thanksgiving with a half-assed beard growing in.

The annoying thing is I have great sideburns, but it just doesn't extend to the rest of my face. Idk man
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Me and my fiancee do every year just cuz why not, it's something to do when the weather gets shitty.

Maybe this'll be the year I can finally grow a decent beard? Probably not, and I don't even really want one, but it's fun to try at least.
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glitteringfairy posted...

My phone is almost paid off

Imagine financing a phone.
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Man America's gotta sort this shit out so we can be truly great again.
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I like responding to bait when it's clear fetish bait.

Like, I know what it's like to be horny and frustrated, do I'll indulge in them if it's something I can comprehend.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

They're pretty terrific.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Seasons are so damn short, man.

Wasn't crazy about this episode. Had high hopes because the gang fucking around with a pride parade sounds hysterical. But was mostly a bunch of nothing...

Ending really left me wanting more. If they were gonna go the dramatic route, why not have his father stick around for the whole thing? Unless they're setting it up for Frank to be gay? Lol who the fuck knows.

Rest of the season was good at least.
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Flockaveli posted...

I for one welcome our new overlords

AlisLandale posted...

I for one welcome our noon overlords

CE needs some new fucking material.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Imagine unironically labeling yourself as a gamer lol.
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There's still people that don't know Clickhole is satire?
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Yeah I'm in the same camp. Dude has one of the worst performance voices I've ever heard. His videos are usually pretty interesting, but the music bumps are basically the music equivalent of his voice lol.
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BeautifulBlaze posted...

Neither aged well completely. They were very 90's.

Tbqh I feel like both aged just fine. I don't see what's wrong with a work being a product of its time.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Holy shit, I can't believe Nintendo caved in that quickly.

Resetera is a fucking burning heap of used condoms.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

I will say if Animaniacs had just been The Warner Brothers, Pinky & The Brain, And Good Feathers, it'd be the better show.

But there were too many episodes where the great satire/lampooning modern entertainment was interrupted with trash like Buttons and Mindy, Hip Hippos, random other stuff...

Like I said, Tiny Toons was more consistently funny IMO since basically the entire cast was entertaining.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Animaniacs had a fair amount of weak characters that weren't as funny. Tiny Toons in general was more consistent overall.
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Cats are such shitty pets.
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Knowledge_King posted...

There's 300 million people and 1 person doing a shooting is great odds and super low percentages. May as well ask why there's deaths in America every day.

Not a gun rights guy, but this is the correct answer here.

The U.S. is basically like 50 little mini nations squeezed together. The math alone makes it so that across the entire gigantic country, your bound to have at least one notable, violent attack per day just through sheer probability.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Not even into feet myself, but lol at all the fucking wussy boys going "omg ew why r ppl into feet, how can u liek fet I don't get ittt they grosss"

Do you motherfuckers not understand how fetishes work?
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Bullying most of the time is a bad thing.

But there are definitely some edgelords out there that justify the need for some bullying.
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Years ago when i was still living at home, one of my computer nerd friends introduced us to the dark web. Found some lolzy shit on there like racist manifestos, websites for hiring assassins, and websites selling illicit drugs, etc...

I shit you not, a few weeks later I noticed this unmarked white box truck driving up and down our block a few times, at least once a week. Went on for a month or two and then stopped.

Really freaked me out but nothing ever came of it, and I hadn't seen it the rest of the time before moving out. Still was creepy.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Real talk though, guys. There's no real cutoff for everyone, when they stop looking hot. But 30 is definitely the age when you can start telling if women (and men too!) take care of themselves or not.

Chicks who partied too much look like when you crumple up a piece of paper and then uncrumple it.

Meanwhile, the chicks who eat well enough, are active, didn't have kids early, etc... they can pass for like 23 years old well into their 30s.
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candyapplered posted...

Why did it makes things more awkward?

Because I imagine in his mind, he probably thought it was a race thing, hence why he didn't seem to believe me when I said I was choking on my water.
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MakoReizei posted...

Any flakes cereal is shit tier.

You fucking take that back. Frosted Flakes and mah man Tony are High Tier.

Turbam posted...

Honey Smacks is the fucking worst.
GameGodOfAll back me up

This is the correct answer.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

People shouldn't feel ashamed to have it, or obligated to fix it for anyone.

BUT it is a fucking major hindrance that only makes your life worse. So in a way, yeah it probably should be fixed.

I say all that as someone who does have mild social anxiety.
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candyapplered posted...

Why did you feel the need to mention the individual's race?

To demonstrate that it made things more awkward than it would if we were the same race.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

TBF it was the 80s when nerds and incels were locked away in basements where they belonged.

Ricky here was probably being real sincere and getting tons of ass despite it.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

First they took away lime and replaced it with shitty green apple. Now they're replacing green apple with fucking pickle?

The world I loved is dead.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Me and my fiancee were walking to the entrance, and some dude wearing headphones was in front of us. I took a sip of water as we were getting to the door, but then a drip of it went down my throat and I started quietly choking on it as he held the door open for me.

Normally I'm big on saying "thanks" for door-holding, but since the dude had headphones on and I was choking on the water, I made the snap decision to not bother trying to say anything. Unfortunately the guy turned around and made dead-on fucking eye contact with me, before continuing on his way. I was like "shit" and felt bad, and continued on to the check-in desk, but the dude was standing there waiting for me when I got there.

"...you're welcome."
"Oh, sorry about that, I was drinking water, it went down the wrong pipe."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, I started coughing."
"Mm-hmm."
"Well, thank you...?"

Guy gives me a funny look and walks away. We started going upstairs, but as we're walking up, I notice him talking to someone, then points over in our direction as we're walking, and laughs. Feels bad man.

Also the guy was Black, which made it even more awkward.


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-Revenant Dracanea-

Pow Pow Punishment posted...

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Umm . . . okay.

I absolutely don't care what he chooses as his diet, but I find it hilarious that he picks probably the worst meat in terms of societal impact, carbon emissions, factory farming conditions,cost, and dietary recommendations.

While I think the carnivore diet is dumb and don't dispute the environmental impact of factory farming beef is definitely not the least-recommended for health reasons. It's vitamin-rich and doesn't have a high amount of Omega-6s like chicken, and if it's grass-fed you also get more CLA as a bonus.

Idk man, beef is pretty universally agreed upon to be the least-healthy meat.

Hell, bison alone does everything that beef does, but better and with less health risks.
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tremain07 posted...

Reminder that this is that old man's wife.

The writers for the story of that game HAD to have a vore fetish, right?

Like, it's not just me thinking that, right?
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Oh shit, Verge is posting here on CE! It's like two worlds colliding!

Seriously though @Vergeben, you should post here more often and stay out of the cesspool that is the Smash Board.
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Zodd3224 posted...

Awesome posted...

People choosing the money option never had sex before.

This x1000. It's mind-boggling that the poll is this fucking close.

A million dollars (yes, American TC) isn't even SO much money anymore. Like, it'd be fantastic, but I would need an exorbitant amount of money that would last me my entire life to swear off sex.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Abs are too intense, no pit hair.

Imperfect male body type more like it.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

Aww smashed potatoes are awesome.

I love using the potato medley that has all the different mini ones like purple, red, and yellow all in one bag.
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DK9292 posted...

Piranha Plant should be the hero.

With Sakurai's sense of humor, I could see that happening in a cutscene at the very end of the game.
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Darmik posted...

Can Kirby solo Thanos?

He can.

Kirby and Super Sonic are all Nintendoverse needs to whipe out everything in Marvelverse.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

I'm alright with Kirby being the sole survivor since he's always been one of the most OP characters in fiction, so it's cool seeing Nintendo acknowledge it lol.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

I posted on the Smash board about how I've finally reached the acceptance stage, that Geno is never coming back.

Like, it was a fun dream while it lasted, but sooner or later you gotta wake up. </3
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slothica posted...

You started with IV?

Brave man you are.

What? No, like I said above, it's one of the few 2D ones I never played.

Also never did figure out what was wrong with my game/controller/me and gave up lol.
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-Revenant Dracanea-

This is driving me fucking insane.

Literally nothing will open that gate. Up button works in everything else, every other game. Hell i can even aim the damn whip upwards in Castlevania. But standing in front of the gate and pressing up does nothing.

Is my SNES Mini haunted?
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Godnorgosh posted...

Press up. That's literally it.

This is bizarre then. Maybe something is up with my controller because pressing up is doing nothing. But then up on the d-pad seems fine in every other instance so idk.

2spooky4me man
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-Revenant Dracanea-

One of the few games in the series I never played, decided to start a file today for Halloween on my SNES mini.

30 seconds into the first area, there's a gate I need to enter to get behind the fence. For the fucking life of me I can't figure out how to open it.

Don't you just need to press up? Is my controller borked? I'm going insane here lol.
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