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Topic	Republican QUITS his Top Job after he KILLED a FAMILY of BABOONS!!
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:34:57 PM #4	Why is money in quotations? Did he give them money or not? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	I have a family of Squirrels living outside.
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:32:11 PM #13	Real life Makoto Nanaya --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	How do you sign into Uber without your phone?
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:31:53 PM #8	Yeah I read that phones are the most commonly lost thing on Ubers, so you would think they would make it a lot more convenient to get in touch with them. Unfortunately, their customer service line is either only for emergencies, or requires you to call from your phone with the account. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	How do you sign into Uber without your phone?
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:23:36 PM #6	Yes, I went to their website, but as I've mentioned, I need to sign in. And to sign in, I need to enter the verification code that's sent to my phone, which I don't have. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	How do you sign into Uber without your phone?
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:22:07 PM #3	A service that's inferior to Lyft and one that I'm never using again... --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	I have a family of Squirrels living outside.
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:21:12 PM #6	https://imgur.com/Z5jcFIP --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	How do you sign into Uber without your phone?
monkeysRfunny 10/17/18 11:18:04 PM #1	I might have lost my phone in the car on my last Uber trip, but unfortunately when I go to report a lot item, it asks me to sign in. ...And to sign in, it sends a 4-digit verification number that I'm supposed to enter. And just where is that verification number sent? My phone, of course. Is there a way around this circuitous nightmare? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	10 million, but you must take it in the butt by 100 guys in 3yrs.
monkeysRfunny 10/12/18 2:54:36 AM #28	fuzzylittlbunny posted... What if you fill every orifice of your body with wacky glue? That's a stupid thing to do, Carl. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Jessica Nigri as Bowsette
monkeysRfunny 10/11/18 4:23:32 PM #79	RickyTheBAWSE posted... KainFourteh posted... Blue_Inigo posted... monkeysRfunny posted... sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... That is Princess Peach cosplaying as Bowser. Here is real Bowsette cosplay Ew. The fuck is wrong with you She is kinda gross. the fact that you were compelled to say this when obviously somebody is attracted to her is pretty gross. you didn't have to say anything, lol He didnt have to say anything either. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Jessica Nigri as Bowsette
monkeysRfunny 10/10/18 2:13:17 AM #73	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... That is Princess Peach cosplaying as Bowser. Here is real Bowsette cosplay Ew. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Which politicians do you think have huge dicks?
monkeysRfunny 10/09/18 4:56:54 AM #4	Hillary Clinton And I'm surprised it took 4 posts for a female to be brought up. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Dragalia Lost is coming out tomorrow
monkeysRfunny 10/05/18 3:47:35 AM #18	Eh, tried this, didn't like it. It would probably be way more fun with an actual controller, but on a phone or tablet, it just doesn't work well. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Osaka, Japan, ending sister city relationship with San Francisco due to...
monkeysRfunny 10/05/18 3:46:19 AM #36	I'm surprised they ever wanted to have cultural connections in the first place with such a liberal place. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Millennials are apparently offended by the show 'Friends'
monkeysRfunny 09/23/18 8:56:58 PM #87	Muffinz0rz posted... Millennials will go as far back as they need to get retroactively offended by things https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/times-how-i-met-your-mother-was-actually-really Here they are getting triggered by HIMYM WOW that's terribad lol --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	how come yugi never smashes tea?
monkeysRfunny 09/17/18 11:09:22 PM #20	Lagfile posted... Tea wanted that Atem D, not Yugi's. He knew that, so he didn't try. This, and everyone knows it --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Roseanne's TV DEATH will be an OPIOID OVERDOSE...and she's OUTRAGED!!
monkeysRfunny 09/17/18 9:26:15 PM #51	Rats, and here I thought it was that other heifer Roseanne who would be killed off some tv show. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Serena Williams blames sexism for her loss to Japanese Naomi Osaka.
monkeysRfunny 09/17/18 2:28:00 AM #342	Sphyx posted... Well, it wouldn't make much sense to post "let this topic die already" about this topic but in another topic. Nope, it wouldn't make much sense, yet that would still make more sense, because by posting in the topic you're bringing it back to the front page for more eyes to see. I mean maybe if he had posted just a few minutes after that would be fine because the topic would still be up front, but over three hours? That makes no sense whatsoever. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Was there anyone hotter than Prime Katy Perry
monkeysRfunny 09/17/18 1:46:59 AM #8	Yes. Lots of people. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	A roach can live without it's head for a week
monkeysRfunny 09/16/18 8:24:53 AM #4	There are roaches with a one foot wingspan. Think about that... --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Why do Americans loot during a crisis but Japanese dont?
monkeysRfunny 09/16/18 8:22:15 AM #35	Trigger_Volnutt posted... Are we actually having semantics over if citizens are "true" looters? Because lol Seriously. Every place loots. Or do people think there's some place where the entire population is so pure that no one has never stolen a single thing? It just seems like some places do it to more...violent extremes. Like seeing the thugs break into the shoe store to steal Nikes. It was kind of funny seeing people defending that though, saying "Oh people need to steal to get by!". Like it was much more practical to steal $200 shoes than a few canned goods. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Apple will not be including headphone jack dongles with new phones
monkeysRfunny 09/16/18 8:18:51 AM #45	Apple is selling real life DLC. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Is this racist?
monkeysRfunny 09/15/18 7:58:31 PM #3	No. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	After watching the video if Serena Williams...
monkeysRfunny 09/13/18 7:22:23 AM #50	nicklebro posted... And Serena knows exactly what she is and is not allowed to do. Again, she didn't do anything. lol --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	SJW Man who PUNCHED White Supremacist Jason Kessler is Only FINED $1!!
monkeysRfunny 09/13/18 7:15:33 AM #102	lol Winder is just as fat as Kessler, but of course the blind ol' lefty FT only wants to make fun of the right. And ironic that you of all people should call someone fat, TC... --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	soyboy gets dragged out of McDonalds for playing his Switch
monkeysRfunny 09/13/18 6:30:14 AM #29	Did he piss himself? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Serena Williams blames sexism for her loss to Japanese Naomi Osaka.
monkeysRfunny 09/10/18 5:19:26 PM #303	FrisbeeDude posted... sktgamer_13dude posted... Wil_Knights posted... So Serena decided to play dumb, break the rules, disrespect the ref and call him names, throw her racket on the ground like a two-year old might... so it looks like she got exactly what she deserved :) I mean if you want to completely misconstrue the entire situation, yeah thats what happened. What exactly is wrong with what was said? Thats exactly what happened. If you're not voting like a black woman, your opinion doesn't matter to me Oh...I can see that this is coming from a fair and unbiased point of view. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Do you like this body type?
monkeysRfunny 09/03/18 2:31:24 AM #82	ThePrinceFish posted... Gross --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	I'm taking a history class on Vietnam.
monkeysRfunny 09/01/18 2:40:38 AM #7	fuzzylittlbunny posted... SpinKirby posted... we LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST just keep saying that First of all, we didn't lose the war--it was a tie. Besides, they're grateful. They have McDonald's now. lmfao everyone loves Red --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	This 43 y/o Asian Woman thinks she looks TWENTY. Does She that Young??
monkeysRfunny 08/29/18 3:21:27 AM #26	Guerrilla Soldier posted... nice, she only has to refrain from having fun and eating things that are delicious. at least people will stare at her and admire her for another 3 years! so worth it. Spotted the guy who gorges on McDonald's on a daily basis --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	10 y/o North Carolina Kid is PUNISHED cause he kept calling his Teacher MA'AM!!
monkeysRfunny 08/26/18 8:59:46 PM #43	_Goggalor_ posted... monkeysRfunny posted... WaterLink posted... So the teacher overrides the parents in the kid's upbringing? If a kid is used to saying "yes ma'am" to every adult female, then it's pretty fucking pretentious as a teacher to beat that out of them and try to erase what the parents want. That's not her job. In her classroom, yes. The teacher can't tell the kid to stop saying ma'am to everyone, but she sure as hell can request that that one kid stop calling her that. No. Teachers are not authority figures. lmfao --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	10 y/o North Carolina Kid is PUNISHED cause he kept calling his Teacher MA'AM!!
monkeysRfunny 08/26/18 8:58:02 PM #41	It's not about instilling values. It's the fact that I can override my habit of calling people Mr./Ms. for a single exception. Is this kid unable to do so as well? I can call my co-worker Marie but still call everyone else Mr./Ms.. It's not like calling a single person something else is going to wipe your manners clean. And I'm not defending her threat; that was inappropriate. But her requesting to be called something else was entirely acceptable. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	10 y/o North Carolina Kid is PUNISHED cause he kept calling his Teacher MA'AM!!
monkeysRfunny 08/26/18 8:50:40 PM #38	WaterLink posted... But it becomes a habit at that point. The kid calls his aunt, his grandma, his mom, everyone ma'am. So by virtue of habit, he calls her ma'am. Then proceeds to make an example of him and make him write lines and belittle him for it? For saying Ma'am? And you're justifying that? Because this chick "doesnt like to be reminded of her age"? Lmfao Tell me where I said that. Hell, tell me where ANYONE said that. Unless you missed "The teacher warned the class not to call her "ma'am" although the reason for the prohibition is not clear." And what, you're telling me that people are incapable of making exceptions? I'm used to calling my seniors "Mr./Ms. last name". One lady I work with told me "Just call me Marie". Are you saying that because it's my habit, I'm still to refer to her by her last name? Lmfao --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	10 y/o North Carolina Kid is PUNISHED cause he kept calling his Teacher MA'AM!!
monkeysRfunny 08/26/18 8:42:41 PM #34	WaterLink posted... So the teacher overrides the parents in the kid's upbringing? If a kid is used to saying "yes ma'am" to every adult female, then it's pretty fucking pretentious as a teacher to beat that out of them and try to erase what the parents want. That's not her job. In her classroom, yes. The teacher can't tell the kid to stop saying ma'am to everyone, but she sure as hell can request that that one kid stop calling her that. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	What video game/s will thou be playing this weekend?
monkeysRfunny 08/24/18 9:41:40 AM #13	MvC Infinite and BB Cross Tag Battle --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Person gets suspended sentence for sexing 12yo because he thought she was 16
monkeysRfunny 08/19/18 6:09:42 PM #8	Letron_James posted... Isnt age of consent 16 England? And most states in America too. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Rick and Morty vs Futurama
monkeysRfunny 08/17/18 5:16:29 PM #19	Futurama --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Are these two children going to face any punishment for killing a human?
monkeysRfunny 08/17/18 1:25:16 AM #7	Virtual_Console posted... Zeeak4444 posted... "Authorities have said that no charges will be filed against the children as the shooting is considered justified. No. How can killing someone be justified? Thats extremely stupid and dumb When it's to protect yourself or loved ones and you don't have the time/strength to take down the threat in a way that guarantees their safety? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Is anyone in the U.S. Postal Service competent?
monkeysRfunny 08/12/18 7:59:14 AM #22	Why is it that pretty much the only time you hear the word disgruntled used is when it's in front of the words postal worker? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Trump: Stand proudly for your National Anthem or be Suspended Without Pay!
monkeysRfunny 08/12/18 7:45:08 AM #71	jfc this shit is stupid. If it's not against the rules, then kneel away with impunity. If it is, then stand the fuck up or face the consequences. It's really not that hard. Oh, just read that stuff. Okay, so it is against the rules. Then stand, or pay out a little chump change from your 8 digit salaries --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	why is white man + asian woman so common?
monkeysRfunny 08/04/18 10:24:55 PM #90	If we're addressing just the OP and ignoring the title, then I'll answer what I think. White guys probably find Asian girls more attractive than Asian guys find white girls attractive. Well I worded that weirdly. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Portland prepares for violence at upcoming Proud Boy far-right rally
monkeysRfunny 08/04/18 7:29:49 PM #57	My poor friend...He's from Portland too, and he saw this shit and that stuff about those Occupy ICE protesters where their camp was declared a biohazard, and all he could do was shake his head in disgust. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	It still boggles my mind that Goku never kissed Chi Chi but pounded her tuna x2
monkeysRfunny 08/02/18 3:31:16 AM #32	NeonOctopus posted... monkeysRfunny posted... I can honestly see this happening... "You insert that into my training hole!" What if he goes all out cuz it's training and murders her from fucking? >_> Then he'll still probably be like: "Did you see that Chichi? I was awesome! Chichi? Well, I'm sure you'll wake up in time to make me dinner." --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	What is the name of that anime where girls fight with their boobs?
monkeysRfunny 08/01/18 5:45:16 AM #30	Foppe posted... thronedfire2 posted... probably most of them I think Keijo is different. And that's my cue that I've been on the internet enough for tonight. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	It still boggles my mind that Goku never kissed Chi Chi but pounded her tuna x2
monkeysRfunny 08/01/18 5:38:04 AM #28	Authentic_fan posted... Evolician posted... What makes you think Goku would have sex at all. Chi-Chi probably had to manually extract the baby batter from him and then inseminate herself with a turkey baster. She probably told him it was a training exercise I can honestly see this happening... "You insert that into my training hole!" --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Thoughts on this tattoo?
monkeysRfunny 07/25/18 10:00:37 PM #25	fuzzylittlbunny posted... Colorahdo posted... it's so weird that CE hates tattoos Do they represent "cool" people that the nerds have hated their whole life or something? I love huge tattoos Quite the opposite. Well I can only speak for myself of course, but it makes them seem like tryhards who think it makes them look cool. Similar to the weenies who dress up and ride loud vehicles. You can speak for me in this scenario too --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Tell me some useless facts
monkeysRfunny 07/24/18 3:46:22 AM #20	Mice and rat's teeth continually grow to counter the wear and tear of their gnawing. Koala teeth just fall out...and they starve to death. --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
Topic	Save That Video Game Character 2! (Final Round!) Dante vs. Pyramid Head
monkeysRfunny 07/24/18 3:42:17 AM #22	Sir Will posted... tag I guess. So monster versus jackass. Sign me up for the monster jackass Dante ...I mean he's half demon, so that counts as being a monster, right? --- The story of your fighting is a poem of two words: you suck.
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