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TopicI'm trying out boxer briefs and they suck.
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 4:44:43 PM
#3
The only advantage thus far I can think of is they feel better when I hump my bed.
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TopicI'm trying out boxer briefs and they suck.
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 4:41:55 PM
#1
I'm just used to cotton boxers with my junk hanging loose. This shit sucks. My package is too restricted. The bulge looks good but it don't feel good.

I'm wearing a good brand too. Its lululemon. Fucking 20 bucks for one of them.
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Topicim never dating again
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 4:37:57 PM
#4
I want to prove that I'm the Pokemon expert
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TopicI cuddled with my gf all morning.
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 4:36:40 PM
#8
Would if I told you I didn't think your girlfriend isn't attractive.

I don't think that, I'm just wondering.
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Topicim never dating again
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 3:14:18 PM
#2
can you play me on showdown?
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TopicShould I buy The Legend of Hero's Trails in the Sky From Steam?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 2:04:14 PM
#3
Reis posted...
nah it sucks, play a good series like atelier instead


I'm open to it but it looks like loli fetch quest.
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TopicShould I buy The Legend of Hero's Trails in the Sky From Steam?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 2:03:02 PM
#1
The first game. It's only about 15. Its really old though.
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TopicSo any update on joestarrr?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 11:13:19 AM
#36
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
masticatingman posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
What does she look like?


She looks pretty damn cute, definitely above average.


Can I see the pic?


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76775232

She posted some pics there. Shes okay, very average looking, would probably be better if she didnt apply hideous looking lipstick. Shes definitely not unattractive, but I would personally reserve the word cute (or better) for Aerlis and Cleo.


Yeah Aerlis and Cleo are hot. Joe got some weight on her.

I want to see more of those girls.
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TopicSo any update on joestarrr?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:45:29 AM
#33
That's a dog
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TopicDo users here actually only have one account?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:43:43 AM
#15
LordMarshal posted...
MagnusX posted...
This is my sole account ever. I don't understand why you'd ever need or want more than one.


Theres too many mods ive disagreed completely with but it gets upheld. Why contest with little success when alts are very effective?


The mods actually have been good recently. I have four moderation right now. Usually after 1 or 2 I'm warned.
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TopicSo any update on joestarrr?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:40:05 AM
#31
masticatingman posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
What does she look like?


She looks pretty damn cute, definitely above average.


Can I see the pic?
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TopicDo users here actually only have one account?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:35:39 AM
#5
I used to have tons of alts. Some years back I accidently posted porn because a TMZ article had a link to it. All my alts got banned and I was in purgatory for a little bit. They only didn't ban this one after i begged and said it was an honest mistake.

This is my only one. I'm too old now to troll with alts like the old days so if I troll I just use this.
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TopicHow do I succesfully pretend to genuinely care about a girl to acheive sex?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:31:32 AM
#1
Literally every profile says "if all you want is hookups, don't message me" or something to that effect.
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TopicWelp, I cut out that teasy girl in my life.
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:15:53 AM
#16
Metro2 posted...
So you basically cut off a friendship because you didn't get what you thought you were entitled to.


Sounds like it. He just wants sex. He doesn't really care for her.
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TopicWelp, I cut out that teasy girl in my life.
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 10:05:05 AM
#8
Post pics of her.
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TopicWelp, I cut out that teasy girl in my life.
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 9:54:12 AM
#3
Master Kazuya posted...
I said that we can't just be friends anymore and that I want something more, I asked her why she was trying to be so close when I'm clearly not trying to be, and so on. The entire thing can be summarized with me being like "why not [do anything further]?" and she's like "I don't know".


What?
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TopicWhy not just have open borders and let anybody in?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 9:52:40 AM
#3
We will get overpopulated. Why not help make mexico a more attractive place to live?
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Topic"I'm not gay, I just admire the male physique"
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 9:46:56 AM
#1
Some guy literally pmed me this.

I feel bad for him. It's 2018 and he still has a hard time accepting he's gay.
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TopicSo any update on joestarrr?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 9:42:59 AM
#18
What does she look like?
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TopicAre you happy and you know it?
Patty_Fleur
07/28/18 8:03:15 AM
#2
I was literally playing Pokemon for 2 hours and I waited for you.

I lost all respect for you dude.
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TopicAre you now insane?
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 6:57:16 PM
#2
Play me
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TopicWhy does my pee pee get hard when I think about naked women?
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 6:39:59 PM
#7
PokemonExpert44 posted...
beat me in pokemon, patty_fleur


Ok I'll make an account on showdown in a few.
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TopicWhy does my pee pee get hard when I think about naked women?
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 6:39:16 PM
#6
Up until about 4th grade I used to think women had dicks too.
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TopicWhy does my pee pee get hard when I think about naked women?
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 6:33:00 PM
#1
What is this?
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TopicAre humans the only living things capable of suicide?
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 4:56:32 PM
#1
All other animals have the instinct to want to live right?
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Topicyou ever forget you have a penis sometimes?
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 1:31:05 PM
#2
Nah bro. My dick isnt small enough to forget about like yours is.
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TopicA kid born in 2010 is now 18. Let that sink in.
Patty_Fleur
07/27/18 9:05:24 AM
#1
Crazy how time flies huh?
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TopicDo y'all think the missing Iowa girl is dead?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 9:26:09 PM
#3
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I know her


I hope they find her alive.
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TopicDo y'all think the missing Iowa girl is dead?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 9:23:58 PM
#1
I think the poor girl is dead. It's been long now.
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TopicWtf told this 21y old chubby chaser im not interested
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 6:28:05 PM
#5
It's that easy for gay sex?
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TopicSexiest part of the body is the perineum
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 6:16:44 PM
#1
perineum
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TopicI just had a date with a cute sweet Christian guy.
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:41:59 PM
#3
"Christian" guy
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:22:21 PM
#39
vocedelmorte posted...
EliteLevel posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).

....damn


I can last for upwards of 30 minutes and can do most positions. Never had any complaints.

Maybe they were just nice to you


His dick is pretty fat though.
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:16:01 PM
#33
ProtoManSPx posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.

Can I watch


We ain't gay bro. Just comparing willies
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:13:10 PM
#28
Cornmuffins posted...
3" hard


I've seen clits bigger
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:10:33 PM
#23
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


I think you got a small one


It's bigger than yours. I'm a bit over 7.


That's because you're jamming the ruler as far into your pelvic area as possible.

I need to measure it for you so it's consistent.
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:07:40 PM
#18
Conception616 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.


You are supposed to bone press, as fatty tissue will obscure length at the base. If one were to exercise that fat away, more of the penis is "available." The bone press is the ACTUAL length.


I think you got a small one
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:04:55 PM
#12
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.


I never would have guessed that all.

What was your gpa?


Whats gpa?


Your grade point average from school.

Mine was like a 2.6 because I was lazy.
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:03:34 PM
#10
EliteLevel posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?


Asian.


I never would have guessed that all.

What was your gpa?
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 4:01:54 PM
#8
EliteLevel posted...
4.5 inches long (and 4 inch girth).


What race are you?
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TopicWhat's your length?
Patty_Fleur
07/26/18 3:55:44 PM
#1
I'm 6 inches. Like legit from base to head. I don't jam the ruler to my abdomen either.
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TopicShould I wear a tie to my interview tomorrow morning?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 9:43:27 PM
#9
gp1829 posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...
gp1829 posted...
You should wear a suit to interview for a teaching position.


I dont have one.


I figured you didn't since you weren't wearing one. I suggest a tie though. Is it a county public school or a private school? That could matter as well depending on how laid back they are.


literally one of the worst performing public schools in my state.
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TopicShould I wear a tie to my interview tomorrow morning?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 9:35:51 PM
#6
gp1829 posted...
You should wear a suit to interview for a teaching position.


I dont have one.
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TopicShould I wear a tie to my interview tomorrow morning?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 9:28:17 PM
#1
I have an awesome dress shirt and these amazing slim fit pants that go well with it. The problem is, my collar is tight when button up all the way and its uncomfortable.

I'm interviewing for a 6th grade math position. I'm leaning to forgoing the tie because the shirt looks so good.
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TopicIf Lena Dunham offered you sex, would you take?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 6:18:45 PM
#1
Of course I would.
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TopicNBC: "Many women are watching gay porn involving two men"
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 4:36:45 PM
#7
Lots of men watch lesbians
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Topicis one month into a new job too early to go on a week long vacation?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 12:41:41 PM
#2
I'd fire you the moment you asked if I was the boss. You were literally just hired.
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TopicDo you have sympathy for Demi Lovato?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 12:35:37 PM
#8
No. I don't get it. She should be criticized for this.

I don't get this new culture of treating addiction like some kind of disease and completely absolving a person of responsibility.

It's great she survived but she's a shit role model for this.
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TopicWhy do SJWs hate dentists?
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 10:01:04 AM
#2
Boo that man
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TopicLook how fat this bitch got in 5 years
Patty_Fleur
07/25/18 9:15:26 AM
#5
kg88222 posted...
She looks better now. More personality vs being anorexic.


She looks like a cow dude. If you like that, more power to ya
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