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TopicTipping is not required, it's optional.
bladegash
07/23/18 3:41:43 AM
#111
If you get the order right, keep my drink filled, make sure i got some fucking napkins and dont talk to me like you are offended by customers... I'll leave a fat tip.

If any of those are infringed upon, fuck your tip. Y'all already charge gratuity, I wont add any more to your paycheck when you dont even want to earn it. If its super busy, alright i might let it slide and leave some pocket change.
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Topic30+ year old boomers need to be banned from video games
bladegash
07/22/18 1:10:09 AM
#27
catboy0_0 posted...
CyricZ posted...
Do I need to tell people in this topic what "boomers" are?

no. it's a meme.


*rescends slap*
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TopicGod my college algebra teacher fucking SUCKS
bladegash
07/21/18 11:51:31 PM
#38
This is the first problem. i got 5/10 for it.
1b4qONt

the next several were like this, where it put HA/VA next to there respective asymptotes. each one got docked 2 points per problem.
dqgQsWj
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TopicGod my college algebra teacher fucking SUCKS
bladegash
07/21/18 11:38:09 PM
#36
Anteaterking posted...
Also TC, can you show us what you wrote for the first problem?


Yea gimme a bit to find my test and do pics.

On the other questions, I would deduct points for HA=_, VA=_, but not seven times. Do you understand why it's important to put HA: y=_ though?


Yes and no. I mean, i put HA=# on the X-axis right next to the dotted line I drew that covered all y=#, while i put VA=# up top next to the vertical dotted line that covered all x=#.

My point was tho, it was never even specified to do. Not on the test nor verbally.
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TopicGod my college algebra teacher fucking SUCKS
bladegash
07/21/18 10:50:29 PM
#20
Uncle Choad posted...
Rimmer_Dall posted...
Uncle Choad posted...
Imagine taking algebra in college. Isn't that taught for free in high school?

High school algebra is to college algebra like high school physics is to college physics.


LOL no it isn't. College algebra is for the kids who get 100% of the work incorrect in the first month and need damage control to not fail out of school.


Yea no. Math 102 is a general study required for an Associates where im going to school, amd a pre-req for the higher math courses when i keep going for my bachelor's.
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Topic30+ year old boomers need to be banned from video games
bladegash
07/21/18 7:16:58 PM
#17
catboy0_0 posted...
30s are millenials and 90s kids...


*slap*
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TopicWhy feminists hate man caves.
bladegash
07/21/18 6:05:04 PM
#43
Zikten posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
They hate them because they can't have lady caves without it sounding like a term for their vagina.
yjk8J95

She Shack

Femi Den
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TopicBout to have sex. Recommend me techniques.
bladegash
07/21/18 2:32:12 AM
#19
The forbidden X
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Topicmy wife is pregnant.... WITH TWINS.
bladegash
07/21/18 12:04:05 AM
#29
gunplagirl posted...
TC smokes so much weed that his sperm have been adversely affected. #sobrave


I haven't smoked since like last year.
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Topicmy wife is pregnant.... WITH TWINS.
bladegash
07/20/18 8:42:52 PM
#24
Vicious_Dios posted...
bladegash posted...

i already got rid of the damn bassinet, the swings, the toys.... so many damn diapers... closest family is 7 states away... the wife is eating so damn much...... THE FUCKING BILLS MAN..


You can apply for financial aid, and get other good deals for your twinfants from baby product companies.


I'm applying for financial aid, i don't know anything about baby products though. My wife usually handles that.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Better get that DNA test done before claiming your the father, can't ever be too careful, never claim a child that is not yours unless your adopting.


I did that with my son. I was in the military and gone alot, i didn't want to raise jody's brat. But i haven't had a job since going back to school, she would have to be a ninja to get away with it this time. I'll still probably do it, but i ain't worried about it.
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Topicmy wife is pregnant.... WITH TWINS.
bladegash
07/20/18 8:37:39 PM
#23
Romes187 posted...
haha we were hoping my wife was pregnant with twins since we want two and to get it all over with

all i can say is....thank god we didn't

because one is enough

good luck amigo

you will need it


yea i already have 1. this was shattering.

SpiralDrift posted...
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. I'd be pretty happy. Does sound stressful though.

I'm happy about having kids. Not so happy that it wasn't planned and i'm not financially prepared for more since i went back to school.

gunplagirl posted...
What are the odds they're TCs?


Considering i shoot Michael Phelps tier swimmers, the odds are up there.

Aye posted...
There's a pretty simple solution, if you both don't want them...


We want them.... we just can't handle them.

Pitlord_Special posted...
3khc posted...
This happened.


^^^
Signed pics of ultrasound or it didn't happen


She wants a 3d utlrasound when they develop more. I'll post those probably.
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Topicmy wife is pregnant.... WITH TWINS.
bladegash
07/20/18 7:52:11 PM
#1
which god hath i angered?

quick everyone, sacrifice 10 virgins, offer camels and sheep, baptize something...

i already got rid of the damn bassinet, the swings, the toys.... so many damn diapers... closest family is 7 states away... the wife is eating so damn much...... THE FUCKING BILLS MAN..

this shit is so unfair...
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TopicWaiting for the weed guy sucks
bladegash
07/20/18 7:17:39 PM
#28
Hold on guys I gotta hit this blunt....

*deep deep toke*

*holding it in*

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*still holding it in*

AHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

*gasp*

AAAAHHHHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH

now... Continue plz.
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TopicWaiting for the weed guy sucks
bladegash
07/20/18 5:45:18 PM
#15
E32005 posted...
We have delivery here in Cali

30 mind or less bby


Thass rite bby

I have my caviar gold blunt ushered to me
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TopicWhat's a good recent (ie available to download legally) film to watch
bladegash
07/20/18 4:27:08 PM
#2
>Download

Well theres plenty, you can start wi..

>Legally

Oh
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Topic"I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally"
bladegash
07/20/18 4:24:43 PM
#10
That line was hijacked from full metal jacket.
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TopicWhat are your thoughts on Joe Rogan?
bladegash
07/20/18 4:12:04 PM
#3
green butter posted...
he took too much alpha brain and ascended past us mere mortals


quality post
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TopicMan allegely kills 21 co-workers by poisoning their sandwiches for no reason.
bladegash
07/20/18 2:44:30 PM
#17
ASithLord7 posted...
bladegash posted...
I wouldn't expect much better from Germany

What a phenomenally stupid post

I wouldn't expect much better of a reply from ASithLord7
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TopicMan allegely kills 21 co-workers by poisoning their sandwiches for no reason.
bladegash
07/20/18 2:28:57 PM
#6
I wouldn't expect much better from Germany
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TopicMillion dollar question: What are the official words of house lannister?
bladegash
07/20/18 12:04:16 AM
#10
I chose B....

I am ashamed to call myself a fan of GoT.
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TopicUnderboob vs Sideboob vs Overboob
bladegash
07/19/18 11:49:52 PM
#19
I think sideboob is hot af
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TopicGod my college algebra teacher fucking SUCKS
bladegash
07/19/18 11:39:00 PM
#5
DezDroppedFreak posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
Always use rate my professor before picking math classes. Sometimes there's no choice but most times there are.

This. Crucial for math, physics, and some biology courses


I will from now on. Although it wouldn't have mattered much this semester, summer math classes were pretty slim, and i needed to knock math out of the way so i can take CSCI next semester and get my AT around December. I didn't know this until the last second, so his class was the only one that wasn't full when i changed my registration.
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TopicGod my college algebra teacher fucking SUCKS
bladegash
07/19/18 11:26:47 PM
#1
Took a fucking exam, 10 questions, 10 points each... some questions had 2 portions (5a, 5b) that were 2 different problems worth 5 a piece. okay, cool. I'M READY.

first question, find all complex zeros of a polynomial. show all work. I do it, (long ass stupid fucking problem where you show a shit ton of trial and error) and the end result was 6 different zeros. I got the sign on the last two complex zeros wrong. 5/10 points for that problem. Okay, bogus that i did everything right except fuck up on the sign when when doing the quadratic formula for the two complex zeros and only got half credit.. whatever. ROLL FORTH.

Every other problem on the test, I got all the answers right. But when we graph poly/rational/inverse functions and asymptotes (which was practically the next 7 problems), I write HA=1, VA=3 next to the asymptotes (to which he never even specified to do, i was just trying to be an over achiever)... He takes off 2 points for not writing HA: Y=1, VA: X=3... 14 points deducted bc of not writing the x&y with the asymptote, while most of the class got even worse for not writing it on the graph at all (even tho it was in their 'show the work' portion). Less than half the class ended up with a C, a and couple of Bs.... and the majority of the class failed the exam when most of the answers were correct and even showed the work... but bc of the technicality everyone is getting 1 or 2 letter grades lower on our exams.

This is the second time where he has given us an exam and took points off for bogus little shit that he was never specific about and the majority of the class ended up with a bad (or at least a letter lower) grade, over stuff like writing 1 1/2 instead of 3/2 when he never said anything about it the whole semester. And the whole damn class is getting the bulk of the solving, if not all of it, completely right.

Fuck you professor. I am going to fill the fuck out of that stupid feedback form we get at the end of the semester.
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TopicRemember when you unironically liked Disturbed?
bladegash
07/19/18 8:40:08 PM
#6
I think I only really liked their awaken/believe/red-star-thing album. Then a few here and theres like land of confusion.
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TopicHow do yall feel about Joe Rogan?
bladegash
07/19/18 7:21:14 PM
#9
Best sports commentator alive. I like his podcasts, don't watch a lot of JRE but when i do i am pretty hooked on the discussion.
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TopicJust started Waframe last night...
bladegash
07/19/18 12:33:53 PM
#125
Touch posted...
I believe Index is actually on Neptune.

Source: Ran some last night lol


Ya it is, whoops my bad
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TopicITT: 500 or more "must see" movies
bladegash
07/19/18 12:14:55 AM
#34
Equilibrium
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TopicITT: 500 or more "must see" movies
bladegash
07/19/18 12:09:07 AM
#32
Saving Private Ryan
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Topic$1 billion, but you must live in North Korea for a year.
bladegash
07/19/18 12:04:54 AM
#10
I'll do it

wish me luck fellas
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TopicJust started Waframe last night...
bladegash
07/19/18 12:03:35 AM
#120
thanosibe posted...
giantblimpN7 posted...
Run medium index for maybe an hour and you'll have over a million credits easy.
What is Run medium index?


The index is a corpus cash minigame-esque mission. it's on uranus, the node is called "the index". There's 3 tiers (easy, medium, hard) and you basically spend credits to get in, if you win you cash out with x-times more credits than you 'gambled' and if you lose.... well, get gud.

tiers are:
easy - entry 30k credits - 100k for winning
medium - entry 40k credits - 175k for winning
hard - entry 50k credits - 250k for winning

http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/The_Index
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TopicMan, America has some shitty presidents.
bladegash
07/18/18 10:57:52 PM
#15
Lincoln caused the death of over half a million Americans by being a bloodthirsty tyrant
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TopicWhy did no one attempt to assasinate Hitler?
bladegash
07/18/18 10:53:09 PM
#3
Sada_Pop posted...
History book, now.

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TopicThe literal BONE-CRUSHING bite of the world's most fearsome predator, the T-Rex.
bladegash
07/18/18 10:49:03 PM
#9
But the arms are small!
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TopicWhich Game of Thrones scene had the biggest impact on you? *TV Show spoilers*
bladegash
07/18/18 10:37:55 PM
#7
Red Wedding was the most the shocking. Hold the door hit the feels. Viper and Mountain went against the grain the most.
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TopicHave you ever been accused of rape?
bladegash
07/18/18 9:53:55 PM
#3
Yea. Dated a girl when I was 16ish, i turned 17 and she got pregnant. She had a miscarriage, but then she kinda went crazy and wanted to get pregnant again and have a baby, so I broke it off.

Her mom called the police and a lawyer claiming statutory rape. Nothing came of it.
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TopicHow could the CEO of Texas Instruments make such a miscalculation?
bladegash
07/18/18 7:38:44 PM
#3
TI also reported second-quarter revenue of $4.02 billion

Damn, I didn't realize they were that fucking profitable. I guess those $300 calculators really do sell.
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TopicLiam Nelson makes the same action movies = sweet man
bladegash
07/18/18 7:36:11 PM
#23
The rock has no haters

This is lies
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TopicWhat kind of drunk are you?
bladegash
07/18/18 7:07:06 PM
#16
Depends on the music playing. The music sets my tone.

For no music, funny and witty. Or at least in buzz territory. Entering the slammed territory I start wanting to get away from people.
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Topic$300k but you have to have sex with Joanna Gaines
bladegash
07/18/18 4:45:46 PM
#25
No pics, no vote
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TopicWhich game should I move on to next?
bladegash
07/18/18 4:35:21 PM
#3
KCD so you can watch ol' boy shake the sheets with some cgi titties
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TopicMark Zuckerberg, on whether Facebook should be doing anything about Nazis
bladegash
07/18/18 3:35:14 PM
#3
Mark Suckerburg
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TopicJust started Waframe last night...
bladegash
07/18/18 2:06:05 PM
#102
Hexenherz posted...
Er, does the amount of credits you get grow as you advance? I just did the quest to get the Kubrow pet and that power unit cost me 80% of my earnings >_>


Eh, yea. Credit farming gets easier, especially when you get strong/good enough to do the index on hard. You can get around a million credits in like less than an hour. But just playing the game without specifically trying to credit farm, not really.
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TopicWhat is the sluttiest thing you could say to a loaf of bread?
bladegash
07/18/18 4:56:59 AM
#8
Pretty sure the lusty argonian maid covered this already
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TopicHas anybody here used Coinstar before? I traded in most of my coins for $63 cash
bladegash
07/18/18 1:12:57 AM
#7
I've used it... i forget the amount i did, but they charged the shit out of me.
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TopicSo this crazy bitch is accusing me of rape and is trying to steal my firearm
bladegash
07/18/18 12:43:25 AM
#60
Conflict posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
bladegash posted...
Call the police, tell them you took a gun over to show your friend, ended up beating the cheeks with your friends' friend, and accidentally left the gun there then the crazy friend of a friend has stolen it.

If she cries rape, then you will have already reported beating the cheeks along with stolen property, and you will have a witness to the consensual cheek beating to prove your innocence.

If you dont want police involved, buy a friend a police outfit and some aviator shades, and have him go knock on her door and say he is here to collect stolen property before the plaintiff presses charges.

Or you could text her a simple "I found your stalker, me and him are teaming up if i dont get the gun back NAOW"

OR, you could have your friend tell her that you are willing to trade the video (you secretly may or may not have recorded) of you beating her cheeks for the gun, and if not then it will find its way to her parents, Facebook profile, church pastor, employer, and every porn site known to man.


You're just full of great advise, aren't you? First you tell him to have a friend commit a felony by impersonating a police officer. Then to make things worse, you tell him to commit a felony himself by committing extortion and uttering threats...

You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to attempt any of these "options"...


It seemed painfully obvious that he wasn't serious


Thank you good sir
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TopicHave you ever done online courses in university?
bladegash
07/18/18 12:29:26 AM
#6
Online is fucking cake. Just be sure to open a separate window (read: not tab) to look up answers.

You gotta be careful tho, some courses will do a final exam in person.
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TopicJust started Waframe last night...
bladegash
07/17/18 11:58:40 PM
#89
SwayM posted...
wtf, I'm at a limit for Warframes and Weapons in my inventory

No one warned me about this

Nooo.This is just silly :( and you need platinum to get more...which I am dead broke in


You get more slots as you level up. You can also just sell the stuff that you use the least. Its pretty easy to rebuild and relevel weapons.
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TopicSo this crazy bitch is accusing me of rape and is trying to steal my firearm
bladegash
07/17/18 11:55:53 PM
#50
Call the police, tell them you took a gun over to show your friend, ended up beating the cheeks with your friends' friend, and accidentally left the gun there then the crazy friend of a friend has stolen it.

If she cries rape, then you will have already reported beating the cheeks along with stolen property, and you will have a witness to the consensual cheek beating to prove your innocence.

If you dont want police involved, buy a friend a police outfit and some aviator shades, and have him go knock on her door and say he is here to collect stolen property before the plaintiff presses charges.

Or you could text her a simple "I found your stalker, me and him are teaming up if i dont get the gun back NAOW"

OR, you could have your friend tell her that you are willing to trade the video (you secretly may or may not have recorded) of you beating her cheeks for the gun, and if not then it will find its way to her parents, Facebook profile, church pastor, employer, and every porn site known to man.
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