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TopicOnly 11 payments left on my car.
TheKingOf-Kings
07/21/18 2:36:04 PM
#13
I felt pretty good paying a 2 year car loan off within 6 months last year. Im really good at budgeting though.
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TopicSo my boss's 9 year old son actually pissed himself because of Fortnite
TheKingOf-Kings
07/14/18 12:29:10 PM
#3
Hahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhah fortnite is creating a generation of dancing neckbeards.
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TopicAfter watching this, I never want to eat fruits, vegetables or meat again.
TheKingOf-Kings
07/14/18 12:24:06 PM
#7
As someone who worked in a butchery, you might want to check the meat regulations of your area. In Australia they vary by state, but they are very stringent.

And yet the amount of times i heard some idiot say that we dye our fucking cuts of meat because of the stupid shit they've seen on the internet happening in bumfuck, nowhere, America astounds me.
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TopicLol today is the third time out of 4 I hurt myself deadlifting
TheKingOf-Kings
07/07/18 3:36:43 PM
#13
Thought topic said deeding instead of deadlifting. Im leaving with my disappointment.
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TopicPost ITT if you've done the deed to Angie Varona so I can tag you appropriately
TheKingOf-Kings
07/06/18 7:17:27 PM
#8
Wait... she kept going after the teen stuff and crying while smiling in that interview?

Is she a woman of science yet?
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TopicDo you think it's rude to tell a customer when a business is already closed?
TheKingOf-Kings
07/06/18 5:55:35 PM
#7
ModLogic posted...
it may be wise to consider race of the parties involved because these days all it takes is someone to cry racist and sjws are like locusts that swarm to destroy a crop.


Oh fuck off.

On-topic, having been in this situation, I tell them we actually closed 45 minutes ago and act like the system/computer can't do it. It might be dishonest, but hell, retail is dishonest.
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TopicHow much are you willing to change for a woman?
TheKingOf-Kings
06/29/18 2:29:50 PM
#7
Eh, I'd probably eat out more. At restaurants you sick fucks. And I'd probably regulate my sleeping pattern better. That's about it.
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Topicchris pratt is shit tier actor
TheKingOf-Kings
06/28/18 4:29:01 AM
#10
SwayM posted...
TIL Im a shit tier actor

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TopicMan, the last South Park episode with Chef.
TheKingOf-Kings
06/28/18 4:23:15 AM
#2
I miss him too. I think Darth Chef was in Stick of Truth?
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TopicHector is now a Legendary character in Fire Emblem Heroes
TheKingOf-Kings
06/27/18 2:31:51 AM
#23
legendarylemur posted...
We still shockingly don't have a Sword Hector when Lyn got a healthy mix of 2 bows, ... a tome, ... a staff, and a sword

Wait wtf we only have 1 sword Lyn. Are they kidding me?


I mean that's par for the course in this game. She has two blades she is known for so let's not give her one of them and make her other one the worst Lyn in the game.

Robin is the worst. This character is known for wielding swords and tomes, specifically a Levin sword, so let's put 6 variants in the game and make none of them wield swords at all.

I love it though. Seventh Robin with a sword come at me.
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TopicHector is now a Legendary character in Fire Emblem Heroes
TheKingOf-Kings
06/27/18 2:16:50 AM
#8
It's not Wary Fighter 4, It's Wary Bond.
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TopicAn examination of Detroit: Become Human as a civil rights allegory
TheKingOf-Kings
06/23/18 3:31:57 PM
#10
Thanks for the replies guys. It was Connor that made me interested, so I will still get this game. Might wait for a discount though.
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TopicAn examination of Detroit: Become Human as a civil rights allegory
TheKingOf-Kings
06/23/18 3:05:37 PM
#4
Wait... I hated Heavy Rain and thought Beyond two souls was pretentious trash. I watched a lets play of the first case/chapter of this one and thought this game looked great. I guess I'm wrong?
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TopicOscars at Halfway Point: 'Black Panther' Leads the Pack
TheKingOf-Kings
06/22/18 2:50:52 PM
#19
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
won't take the Oscars seriously anymore if this happens

...anymore?


i still make a point to watch every movie nominated for BP


Why? Most of them are pretentious trash.
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TopicSo because Incredibles has relatively few characters, the LEGO game has...
TheKingOf-Kings
06/19/18 6:57:11 AM
#6
Aren't you our most prolific guide maker TC?
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TopicRemember when Rey Mysterio and a bunch of ostriches robbed a convenience store??
TheKingOf-Kings
06/19/18 2:45:13 AM
#4
Wtf
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TopicSony E3 2018 Conference Unofficial Topic!!
TheKingOf-Kings
06/11/18 9:06:55 PM
#162
RebelElite791 posted...
sabin017 posted...
What does this have to do with anything?

Composer of TLOU, jesus fuck.


And that give him the right to open the Sony E3 conference with a fucking banjo solo?
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TopicSony E3 2018 Conference Unofficial Topic!!
TheKingOf-Kings
06/11/18 9:05:43 PM
#141
wtf is happening?
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TopicWould you be ok with Melee stages being retired from Smash?
TheKingOf-Kings
06/11/18 8:50:20 PM
#3
Nah I need temple for party smash.
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TopicNo hype for Sekiro: Samurai Souls?
TheKingOf-Kings
06/10/18 6:39:36 PM
#10
VerisimiIitude posted...
Is it actual soulsborne gameplay? It seems a bit too speedy for that.

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TopicFrostbite is a shitty engine.
TheKingOf-Kings
06/10/18 3:47:30 PM
#5
Looking into it yeah it is bad..they had to add so much to make Andromeda work and it still felt clunky.
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TopicOBESE youtuber will be presenting on the E3 stage
TheKingOf-Kings
06/10/18 3:05:26 PM
#4
Wait.... isn't this guy a scumbag?
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TopicWhat if Mario was revealed to have made a recorded racist rant?
TheKingOf-Kings
06/10/18 3:03:07 PM
#2
It's a me, Holocaust denying Mario.
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TopicScenario: Elizabeth Olsen wants to have sex with you
TheKingOf-Kings
06/10/18 12:39:56 PM
#4
Why not?
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TopicAaaand the fans go wild for the announcement of the new Command and Conquer!
TheKingOf-Kings
06/10/18 12:39:36 PM
#6
Seriously while i was watching I just kept thinking how are they so fucking deluded? Is EA one big tax scam for some coke dealers?
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TopicEA E3 2018 Conference
TheKingOf-Kings
06/09/18 2:40:15 PM
#221
Doe posted...
GameGodOfAll posted...
This poor woman lol.

Stop saying cringe. Jesus find a new word.

Cringe is not a buzzword. It is an actual feeling designating a type of second-hand embarrassment.


This. I cringe all the fucking time watching The Office and I love that show.
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TopicAll I really want for EA is to announce Mass Effect trilogy remaster
TheKingOf-Kings
06/09/18 1:58:18 PM
#9
Monolith1676 posted...
They need to add the quality voice acting from Andromeda.


Lol
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TopicSo we're now over 3 weeks since Melania was last seen in public?
TheKingOf-Kings
06/02/18 3:11:58 PM
#11
ItsVinceRusso posted...
She's like the only member of that family who I don't dislike honestly


She has shown class her husband lacks many times.
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TopicIm either getting robbed or murdered.
TheKingOf-Kings
06/02/18 12:59:20 PM
#17
Ruvan22 posted...
TheKingOf-Kings posted...
Oh, the dude ended up getting a second guy who came and basically did the whole job. I'm alive. Sorry guys.


How can we be sure you aren't the second guy impersonating TC?!?!?


I don't think he could operate a computer or a phone. Just to clarify he was going through my closets that are not built in to the wall. How the fuck would a water pipe be in my clearly detached closet i use to store my games?

I think it was a newbie that they were testing with an easy job. He sucked though.
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TopicIm either getting robbed or murdered.
TheKingOf-Kings
06/02/18 6:30:18 AM
#14
Oh, the dude ended up getting a second guy who came and basically did the whole job. I'm alive. Sorry guys.
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TopicDamn, Natalie. You a crazy chick.
TheKingOf-Kings
06/01/18 3:06:43 PM
#29
DrizztLink posted...
Pics_nao_plz posted...
New album when?



It's not quite as good.


I really enjoyed the 'say sumthin about the motherfucking prequels bitch' part though.
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TopicCaution999 is on day 4 of his Rosanne meltdown
TheKingOf-Kings
06/01/18 2:45:34 PM
#10
BLAKUboy posted...
Kineth posted...
I'm glad I have him on ignore so I don't have to see whatever histrionics he's coming up with.

Unfortunately people quote him because they lack the self-control required to not take every bit of bait he posts.

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TopicIm either getting robbed or murdered.
TheKingOf-Kings
05/28/18 9:26:25 PM
#1
I have a 'plumber' over fixing a leaky tap. First he couldn't find my 'individual unit' shut off valve so he started going through my fucking closets. Im like 'stop that, ive been here for years and no plumber has ever done that. Its outside of the house.' He tried to tell me that I was wrong but I insisted.

Long story short and a call to his 'boss' later he found the main shut off valve outside and he is fixing the cold water tap. The hot water tap was the one that was broken. Wtf?
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TopicBioWare/EA Employee David Crooks Celebrates TotalBiscuit's Demise
TheKingOf-Kings
05/27/18 7:43:50 AM
#55
People get on my case for having no remorse over the passing of rapists and murderers and shithead racists responsible for enacting fucked up laws. And these people think they have the moral high ground? Because of Gamergate? WHO FUCKING DIED DURING GAMERGATE?!
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TopicBioWare/EA Employee David Crooks Celebrates TotalBiscuit's Demise
TheKingOf-Kings
05/27/18 7:32:38 AM
#52
Grischnak posted...
xBloodBrotherx posted...
Shouldn't have done it like that and this soon, but there's a lot of valid things to criticize him for. Because he tried to change after he knew he was dying doesn't undo all the shitty things he said and did.


Like what? Angry tweets? Talking shit about games he didn't like? He wasn't the President of NAMBLA or something. His "shitty things" seem very mundane by pretty much any standard.


This. It's really weird seeing people hate on this guy because he had differing opinions concerning VIDEO GAMES. What the fuck is wrong with people.
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TopicHave you ever deeded to Tori Black
TheKingOf-Kings
05/12/18 3:13:37 PM
#16
foreveraIone posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
idfk probably like 10-12 years ago at some point.

she's only 29....

hmmmm


Holy shit really? Im sure I was fapping over her when i was 16 and that was like 12 years ago...
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TopicITT: Millennial teachers summed up in two pictures
TheKingOf-Kings
05/12/18 2:34:38 PM
#49
I still dont understand what point TC is trying to make.

Is he annoyed at an acquaintance for living her life? Is he saying teachers are bad with money? Is there any sort of logic to follow here?

What a weird shitpost.
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TopicArtist gives 20k to fired baristas
TheKingOf-Kings
05/12/18 11:56:26 AM
#18
TheVipaGTS posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
The Admiral posted...
Will be interesting when this ends with them in jail for not paying taxes on that $20K.

fuck off.


Lmao imagine wanting to shitpost that badly

not only shit post, but being such a miserable person that your gimmick is "Im not racist but im racist"....dude is a POS.


Yeah he has fallen hard. I remember when he was somewhat sane.
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TopicJust finished my first video game in 3 years. Guess which game it was.
TheKingOf-Kings
05/05/18 3:53:18 PM
#29
Dr_Agon posted...
TheKingOf-Kings posted...
Tacomaster 3000: Journey to the Enchilada.


No this game exists.


Well im out of ideas.
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TopicJust finished my first video game in 3 years. Guess which game it was.
TheKingOf-Kings
05/05/18 3:50:15 PM
#25
Tacomaster 3000: Journey to the Enchilada.
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Topicitt we list snes rpgs better than over rated chrono trigger
TheKingOf-Kings
05/05/18 3:44:31 PM
#23
Lufia 2 by a wide margin.

Then Secret of Mana/Evermore, Illusion of Time and Terranigma.
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TopicI don't understand why some people only drink one beer.
TheKingOf-Kings
04/28/18 4:42:03 PM
#7
How old are you TC? I had this opinion when I was around 18 and it was gone and the total opposite around 21ish.

18 is drinking age here BTW.
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TopicMeghan Markle is Ugly
TheKingOf-Kings
04/27/18 11:42:24 AM
#26
OpShaft posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
OpShaft posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Silver Bearings posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
people who say otherwise are just racist

Yup, I'm a white man racist against white women.

Yeah i dont think its her white side you have a problem with.

True. It's her ugly face.

Her face is objectively not ugly.

And what scientific analysis did you use to prove this, objectively?


The standards of beauty set by society.


This. Also the burden of proof is on you. Put some pics up and prove she is ugly.
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TopicI'm not wading through that topic. Lets talk about why cracked sucks.
TheKingOf-Kings
04/21/18 3:16:41 PM
#1
That other pedophile topic is about a Cracked article. I dont really feel like talking about the merits of pedophile discussion. No, what I want to talk about is how far Cracked has fallen and why.

I was an avid reader for years, loved DOB and Swaim and all the columnists really. I remember why I stop going, the two I mentioned started doing more live action stuff, which I enjoyed, but content didn't come out fast enough, their site video player sucked and the newer columnists weren't that funny.

The straw that broke the camels back was the stupid Zoe Quinn article they let her post right in the middle of Gamergate that basically called all gamers a bunch of silly names reserved for 5th graders. I deleted the bookmark and left.

I randomly stumbled across the site early this year and holy shit they suck now. I don't even know how they make money with that trash site. Does anyone who knows what actually happened want to fill me in?
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TopicRapidly Shrinking Obese Youtuber showing his true colors on stream again
TheKingOf-Kings
04/16/18 5:40:56 AM
#17
FF_Redux posted...
He has said that he isnt really showing his true self on the internet. His youtube is the way he would want to be, his twitch is an overexaggarated bad version of himself.


Pffft what a crock of shit.
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TopicI think I know why I'm single
TheKingOf-Kings
04/13/18 2:42:31 PM
#34
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TopicSome African athletes have disappeared from the Commonwealth games.
TheKingOf-Kings
04/13/18 12:53:48 PM
#1
I'm working a 9pm till 6am shift at a gas station and I just served this guy.

https://bit.ly/2IQa1dU

Ernest Jombla. He had a friend with him most likely from Sierra Leone too. I only just read the article and I must've served him about 2 hours ago.

Hahahah good luck hiding in Australia bruh. Its big so you should be sweet.
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TopicMy doctor says I'm too smart to function socially in society.
TheKingOf-Kings
04/08/18 7:11:48 AM
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Look at this 'genius' conflating intelligence with social skills.

You suck at social skills, and that has nothing to do with intelligence.

A really intelligent person would figure out why they suck at something and fix it, and not rely on the opinion of a supposed 'smart' person to coddle their weakness.
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