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Friends was a pretty great show and had a wonderful vibe to it much like Seinfeld. Everyone gelled well.

Courtney Cox > Aniston.
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Mystery_Mission posted...

someones a little jealous

That fucking scrub owes me 5 wins he RQ'd from. I want my points and I'll personally go smack his goofy ass in the face and if he tries to do anything I'll forward kick his flimsy knees so hard they'll shatter like an X-Ray attack from Mortal Kombat X.
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Kid vampires have only been done well in Let The Right One In.

The original movie, of course. Not that dogshit American remake.
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Yes.

You see, when you move past settling for ugly fat girls you get women that actually care for themselves and make sure they are presentable in every way. This translates to that activity being enjoyable for all parties involved.
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UnhndredDescole posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Game is dogshit. People spoke like it was something really clever, it's just some lame fourth wall shattering game that wants to impress you by being so aware.

If you want to really laugh, look up some "fan theory" videos of the story. Well, whatever you call that mess they call a story.

Don't be mad just because the dark section painfully reminds you of your defects

The dark section isn't even shocking. Oh wow, they threw in some shocking imagery to contrast the overly cute tone! Wow! That's fucking amazing and never has taking two opposite things to blend together been done before!

If you think that's well executed then you have a long way to go, kiddo. Now go scram back to your other account. Fucking 6 post wonder coming up on TheCurseX2 thinking he can bite the big dog.
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She didn't bring shit back. Vampires were always in, she just made them into teenage heart throbs and murdered their mystique while exponentially upping the effeminacy.
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DirkDiggles posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

Boogie used to make very entertaining videos of the stereotypical nerd. Then you had those fucking weirdos pop up and go, "BRO YOU GOTTA GET IN SHAPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY!" God, what insufferable little bitches. They're the type of asshole that happens to have the best advice for how to treat your pet, I bet. They're enemies of all things enjoyable.

Are they to remain silent when they see a person they enjoy turn into Jabba the Hutt?

Yeah, because before these little bitch-ass crusaders came around to remind him that obese people die he actually made funny videos and was in higher spirits. Now look at him, they got to him and made him make major lifestyle changes. What became of that? He's a fucking mental case, he had his wife leave him, he got surgery that has fucked his eating habits and now he is pinballing himself all around with these constant pity me trips. It's sad, it's pathetic, and it's all the fault of weak toys that made him this way to begin with their constant badgering.
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All people like him want is the end result with none of the work put in to achieve that. Walks through life with this attitude of the whole world owes him a living. Fuck those bottom feeders.
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Boogie used to make very entertaining videos of the stereotypical nerd. Then you had those fucking weirdos pop up and go, "BRO YOU GOTTA GET IN SHAPE, IT'S NOT HEALTHY!" God, what insufferable little bitches. They're the type of asshole that happens to have the best advice for how to treat your pet, I bet. They're enemies of all things enjoyable.
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Game is dogshit. People spoke like it was something really clever, it's just some lame fourth wall shattering game that wants to impress you by being so aware.

If you want to really laugh, look up some "fan theory" videos of the story. Well, whatever you call that mess they call a story.
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Zikten posted...

TheCurseX2 posted...

People cite Twilight as the catastrophic decline of vampires, but Anne Rice was the bitch that really did a number on them.

lol what? no. she made them good. she was the height of them. it was her that inspired the rpg Vampire the Masquerade . the makers put heavy tribute to her name in their books

She made them into the tired "tortured soul, aristocratic lover" bullshit. Vampires are monsters. They're night stalkers, bloodsuckers, unholy abominations, etc.

Blood Omen 1 did the vampire personality correctly.
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People cite Twilight as the catastrophic decline of vampires, but Anne Rice was the bitch that really did a number on them.
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Blah blah passion this, passion that, blah blah.

It's all because this guy doesn't wanna fucking get a job and wants to coast through life easy. He, like many other Youtubers, are homeless clowns that do side street entertainment acts except he thinks a few corny ass tricks is enough talent to put him in Las Vegas. Fuck outta here with that and go to college.
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The best LTG video is when he snaps on Brolylegs.
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You'll need a good name that sounds mysterious, a lot of hooded robes, and a willingness to be down for a lot of ritual sacrifices.

It also helps if you know how to put a spin on the the old pentagram.
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Any time a woman says she has lots of guy friends because she doesn't get along with other women it's because she's a poisonous thot that isn't trusted.
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The FGC are soft hearted goons now, but they used to be a great community that would devour the weak and have only the strong succeed.

Today? Overly corporate sissyboys that aren't fit to change the buttons on my stick.
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Why would Squall ever go for that basic bitch when he could bang the hotter Quistis?
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When she said she worked in his office I was thinking, "Damn, she really gets into her roles."
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I never would have guessed the porn industry could have such shady people.
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And why the fuck would Cloud need a woman's underwear to begin with? It's not like he'd ever let Corneo get that close physically, and if he did get that close physically... well, what about the obvious bulge? There's no reason for him to wear underwear. He just... the game makes you do it.

What the fuck. Was Square trying to corrupt us?
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I never liked FF8, it always felt like it took itself too seriously. FF7 had a serious story but it wasn't afraid to let loose and have you enter squatting competitions with half naked dudes in a gym for some lingerie you need to so you can go undercover as a woman in a brothel.
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I think the best "what the fuck" moment has to be the Palmer boss fight where he gets randomly hit by a speeding truck.

And he still lives somehow.
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That's a possibility, it sounds plausible but I always found it strange. I thought they were going to make out or something but then it's like they fall over dead.
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The Bald Brotherhood takes no prisoners.
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The first thing is super oddly specific and something you can easily miss since it happens once. But if you want you can play the game right now and see what I'm saying. It's like within the first 30 minutes of gameplay if you speed through the intro reactor or turn off random battles.
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This is actually a stealth, "I bet most of you didn't even play this game" topic.
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It has been over a decade since I last played that game but I recall that there was one thing that made me wonder what the fuck was going on.

So after you do the introduction reactor and go back to the slums, everybody exits that train. Now there's a couple or something by the streetlight before you exit that screen to the left. If you talk to them they begin talking like weirdos and I think after a few more talk prompts they say some shit like, "I'm gonna do it tonight" and they both fall down for no reason.

What even was that?

Here's another thing, Honey Bee Inn allows you to look through keyholes of some rooms. In one of them you have President Shinra apparently dressed like a weirdo and doing some occult bullshit. Like he's full on trying to summon Satan.

FF7 was fucking nuts.
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Wasn't Rinoa a floozy? She basically fucked half of Balamb before coming upon Squall.

At least Tifa kept her chastity. She knew Cloud owned that ass.
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If they were legitimate phobias then there would be no reason to shame people for having something that is irrational, right?
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Cats are cuter than dogs.

Deal with it.
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Bohemian Rhapsody isn't even their best song.
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Russell Crowe was the best Robin Hood of all time.
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...

Well, she's has no legs. The script calls for someone with 1 leg. So she can't have the job either.

Should've called Zach Gowen.
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The Rock says know his role and shut his mouth.
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Yes Vyrulisse, I played GW2 and I dreaded every single second of it. I know it's hard for your brain to comprehend that there's those of us that like things such as character builds and making a character that can be optimal or silly fun and don't enjoy games that have bland worlds and janky tab targeting combat with barely any room to have player expression or creativity.

If you like the idea of an MMO but hate everything that makes an MMO good, GW2 is your jam. It was an awful game on release, it's an awful game today.

Apparently the devs are moronic too.
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And GW2, rofl. Absolute decline game.

Pick up a weapon in GW2, see those four skills? Better like them, those are the only ones you're getting from now until the end of time. Absolutely shit character building, the hallmark of MMORPGs and RPGing in general because GW2 was made by people that have zero idea how to make a proper one.

GW2 is one of the worst games I've ever played.

And if you're going to play FF14, just go play WoW instead. As garbage as WoW has become at least it doesn't play like you're trying to survive a tidal wave.
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Vyrulisse posted...

ESO is literal trash so your bad opinions are already known. The combat is janky as fuck, some weird mix of Skyrim and typical MMO, the world looks like a movie set and not believable at all. I gave it another shot recently since people say it's so much better but it's still the same nonsense it was when I first tried it.

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Combat
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You'd be better off asking a subreddit, to be honest. GameFAQs idolizes the shit out of Japanese weeb shit so most of these kids saying GW2 and FF14 are gauging it off of how fuckable they can make their catgirls in character select. They'd probably say Tera Online if you gave the option.

Other good MMOs but really low pop:

D&D Online, LoTR Online.
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ESO ez

WoW is popamole shit these days and is awful to play.

FF14 plays like WoW, has a ton of awful quests that you won't ever give a fuck about that you must do no matter what. Also has slow as fuck combat.

GW2 is inferior to GW1 in every way.

Neverwinter is P2W dogshit.
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