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| Topic | Bioshock Infinite is probably the most intelligent game ever created |
| Tactical_Spork 07/13/18 2:38:07 PM #31 | Go away hoth --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Bioshock Infinite is probably the most intelligent game ever created |
| Tactical_Spork 07/13/18 2:14:35 PM #29 | Butterfiles posted... PanzerElite posted...Tactical_Spork posted...PanzerElite posted...Polycosm posted...Infinite does a much better job of critiquing American history than Bioshock 1 does critiquing Objectivism. Infinite has some other issues (poor character arcs, for one), but again, at least an effort was made. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Proof that the anti-Tesla news is made up by short sellers looking to profit |
| Tactical_Spork 07/13/18 2:12:47 PM #41 | also lol @ thinking that assblasted HAHA BLOCKED U posts are a totally sick burn --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Proof that the anti-Tesla news is made up by short sellers looking to profit |
| Tactical_Spork 07/13/18 2:12:01 PM #40 | Its hilarious and pathetic how hard youve latched onto a billionare who will never even acknowledge your existence --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Bioshock Infinite is probably the most intelligent game ever created |
| Tactical_Spork 07/13/18 2:10:05 PM #24 | PanzerElite posted... Polycosm posted...Infinite does a much better job of critiquing American history than Bioshock 1 does critiquing Objectivism. Infinite has some other issues (poor character arcs, for one), but again, at least an effort was made. Shouldnt you be bitching on some racist subreddit about THE JEWS or some dumb horseshit --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Bioshock Infinite is probably the most intelligent game ever created |
| Tactical_Spork 07/13/18 2:08:55 PM #20 | Bioshock Infinite is a complete and thorough failure as both a game and a narrative, and a borderline-genocidal ethnostate is an INCREDIBLY poor, tasteless, and tone-deaf setting for the games half-baked BOTH SIDE R JUST AS BAD U GUYS themes --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | I think my grandfather is legit trying to hook me up with a girl |
| Tactical_Spork 07/12/18 10:38:33 AM #13 | You went on a date with a teenager Youre a creep --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | So how is the Red Faction Guerilla remaster? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/12/18 12:59:37 AM #1 | Like, is it competent? --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Should I rebuy BOTW for Switch? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/11/18 6:30:56 PM #1 | I played on wii u in like january --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Huge mystery sarcophagus unearthed in Egypt, nobody knows what/who is inside. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/11/18 6:24:22 PM #52 | Zikten posted... real giants are. I don't mean like an 8 foot tall guy. I mean like a man who was 15 feet tall. people who aren't actually homo sapiens but something else Bro its 8 feet long --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | I ordered an M1903 Springfield, but have to wait until December to get it. Pics |
| Tactical_Spork 07/11/18 6:24:00 AM #18 | So your parents paid for it and arent giving it to you until christmas --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | trump tips because he sees it as throwing peasants crumbs. why do you tip? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/10/18 5:32:52 PM #9 | Because being selfless and knowing that it might contribute in a small way to someone having a good day, or pick someone up from a bad day, or even just give them a couple bucks to treat themselves to like some ice cream or some shit, feels good I dont like when they see me tipping generously tho. Generally I try to leave money for my bartender or server and be out before they collect it. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | GOP scared as nazis and white supremacists run as republicans across the country |
| Tactical_Spork 07/10/18 1:41:44 PM #28 | This also very similar to how it happened in Germany fyi --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Single screen puzzle level design is a special, endearing kind of infuriating |
| Tactical_Spork 07/10/18 10:39:07 AM #3 | Up --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Billy Dee Williams returning as Lando in Episode 9 |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 11:56:28 PM #2 | I really wish they would not make more of these movies --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Single screen puzzle level design is a special, endearing kind of infuriating |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 11:51:40 PM #1 | There are few things with such great potential to actively antagonize the player. Im playing thru Shovel Knight rn (and LOVING it), and each death gets me a little closer to a stroke; something about having to work your way back through multiple individual and unique obstacles, instead of a smooth-scrolling jungle gym of shit to hop around on, really just rubs salt in the wound. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | A Vegan has her world "shattered" after ordering a sub with mayo on it |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 10:41:01 PM #3 | White people --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | PSA: Buy Hollow Knight |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 6:39:15 PM #63 | Mr_Biscuit posted... @Tactical_Spork posted...Ive been loving it on my first, blind, run but I fucked up an npc encounter by dying during text and now I wanna drop it or restart The first guy you meet after going down, I firget his name. First encounter is at the egg. I was fighting a wasp in the mantis village and hit up when I meant to hit left, triggering his dialogue; I died and he was gone. Then I learned I missed a whole encounter before that :( --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | All-time heat records have been set all over the world during the past week |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 4:44:32 PM #32 | DifferentialEquation posted... Who cares? Even if we really are destroying the planet, it's not going to get that bad in any of our lifetimes anyways. The timeline abd severity keeps getting adjusted to look worse and worse with each new study, actually. Within a decade the east coast will be borderline uninhabitable. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Starbucks is eliminating plastic straws from all stores |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:51:52 PM #28 | FLUFFYGERM posted... CruelBuffalo posted...FLUFFYGERM posted...CruelBuffalo posted...FLUFFYGERM posted...Why is it going to take 2 years to simply stop ordering plastic straws? What about the extra plastic for making those lids? Proudclad, you are a fucking jackass. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Starbucks is eliminating plastic straws from all stores |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:50:25 PM #26 | A very stupid and bad thing with the right intentions. This only fucks over people with disabilities while having a negligible effect on pollution. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Shoe aficionados--is 1.2 inches too high of a boot heel for men? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:43:52 AM #3 | But also be aware that pulling off a Chelsea is fairly difficult if you arent a Beatle --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Shoe aficionados--is 1.2 inches too high of a boot heel for men? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:43:19 AM #2 | Its fine --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | PSA: Buy Hollow Knight |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:42:46 AM #43 | Ive been loving it on my first, blind, run but I fucked up an npc encounter by dying during text and now I wanna drop it or restart OCD and anxiety disorders really make it hard to enjoy things :( --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | LMAO, I hadn't even noticed the Wii U isn't on the header any more. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:40:06 AM #9 | Wait the Vita still gets games? Ive literally never even seen one in real life. Also, Wii U has a trash library but its value as a VC machine makes a refurbed one worthwhile --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Why are people who "defend freedom" usually vehemently anti-freedom? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/09/18 12:38:16 AM #1 | Like why is this word used as an antonym of itself in America? --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | America is a dystopia |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 10:18:36 PM #1 | Cynicism and spite grip the people while the government continues to chip away at freedom and human rights --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Why are MAGA teens all such shit-eating jackasses |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 9:48:14 PM #6 | Milkman5 posted... Young people were raised on youtube and 4chan instead of Hollywood and The Dailyshow. I literally refuse to believe youre a real person --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Why are MAGA teens all such shit-eating jackasses |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 9:44:47 PM #1 | Like how does a person that grew up during the recession become such a smug entitled prick --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Why even have anal sex? |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 7:51:57 PM #24 | Jerry_Hellyeah posted... Vaginal sex is basically a chick blowing her nose on your dick God bless this board. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | tfw you fuck up an npc encounter |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 7:50:12 PM #1 | I hate myself So much --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Antman & The Wasp felt like a sitcom |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 6:01:24 PM #11 | Bump --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Antman & The Wasp felt like a sitcom |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 6:09:12 AM #5 | Questionmarktarius posted... Okay. I need to see this now. This topic reads like I hate it but it was good. I was just taken aback by this bizarre tonal shift as well as what felt like a concept being presented in the wrong medium --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Antman & The Wasp felt like a sitcom |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 6:07:02 AM #4 | It wasnt just that it was lighthearted, it was the way in which that playfulness was presented. It felt like goddamn Psych or NCIS or some shit Best Stan Lee cameo tho --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Antman & The Wasp felt like a sitcom |
| Tactical_Spork 07/07/18 6:01:44 AM #1 | the writing, casting, acting, editing, scoring, and cinematography (outside the action & sci-fi sequences) were all of the caliber and nature you would find in a network sitcom --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Chinese fans described The Last Jedi as an insult to the IQ of the audience. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 8:10:36 PM #106 | Its bad --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Elvis Costello has cancer |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 11:41:56 AM #1 | https://pitchfork.com/news/elvis-costello-cancels-tour-reveals-cancer-diagnosis/ This is awful --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Girls with colorful hair |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 12:54:04 AM #35 | BettyWhite posted... Like it. le ebin incel faec --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Trump makes denaturalization task force; hunt down naturalized citizens, deports |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 12:49:58 AM #45 | Howl posted... tremain07 posted...Gee, I wonder why all those white supremacists love Trump so much. Good god, if they win in November they're going to try the ban the gays and transsexuals from the military again aren't they? Probably even try to ban women or demand they only be given non combat related roles. The scapegoating and systemic oppression of brown people --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Girls with colorful hair |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 12:45:08 AM #27 | FFVII_REMAKE posted... It usually means they've fucked thousands of guys. ThePrinceFish posted... Giant red flag PanzerElite posted... These girls are damaged le incel faec --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | African refugees drown after sinking own boat in hopes of getting rescued |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 12:43:30 AM #11 | Who the fuck just films people dying an easily preventable death --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Trump makes denaturalization task force; hunt down naturalized citizens, deports |
| Tactical_Spork 07/06/18 12:27:46 AM #23 | This is -literally- the gestapo Literally I tried to tell you all we were headed for ethnic cleansing Like at what point will people see it --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Chinese fans described The Last Jedi as an insult to the IQ of the audience. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 11:47:22 PM #94 | Roshon posted... Roshon posted...Isnt China the racist country that censors out black people from promos? I dont give a shit what those backwards people think. China doesnt do this, Disney does it for the Chinese market. Both are bad, but know who is really to blame for playing into it. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Chinese fans described The Last Jedi as an insult to the IQ of the audience. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 2:41:38 PM #48 | CwebbMichSac4 posted... yeah solo was better than tlj Solo is more of a shitshow tbh It also does a similar thing to TLJ retroactively making TFA bad, by completely shattering Hans character arc in the OT --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Chinese fans described The Last Jedi as an insult to the IQ of the audience. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 2:39:56 PM #46 | Sephiroth1288 posted... Asherlee10 posted...Milkman5 posted...Luke Skywalker was particularly disappointing to Wang, who felt that the characters brooding behavior didnt jibe with the resilience and fearless optimism of the young Luke he had come to know from the original trilogy. This is something that bothers me about all of these Disney properties/the rabid fandoms around them. HE USED TO ACT LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST MOVIE BUT NOW HE ACTS LIKE THIS IN THIS ONE isnt character development, its using charactrs as blank slate, amorphous blob, cardboard cutouts that you can adapt to lazily fill any role or tonal shift in the movie. Its dumb, dumb, DUMB writing and even the most surface level analysis of the movies will show that. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Chinese fans described The Last Jedi as an insult to the IQ of the audience. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 2:32:42 PM #43 | RebelElite791 posted... Veggeta X posted...TC has an awesome link to source Why do you mindlessly defend literally everything that comes from an established brand The new movies suck shit. You can be a real fan and still admit that. TFA was good despite its glaring flaws but TLJ was a complete fucking trainwreck in both concept and execution. Absolutely nothing about that movie displays quality or talent for film making, and even worse, it retroactively made TFA bad by essentially declaring everything in it pointless. After TLJ, nothing about TFA matters and entire major plot archs were wiped clean. It is sincerely one of the worst sequels of all time. --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Mother illegally records teacher bullying a 'loser' 5 year old student. |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 2:19:50 PM #21 | Veggeta X posted... Pretty dumb of the school to not do anything about this let alone acknowledge it. Welcome to America. Our culture discourages taking action against abuse, you either deal with it or youre weak. This country is built entirely around toxic social dynamics --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Ted Cruz: "Vote for the democrat" over avowed Nazi in Illinois |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 2:15:45 PM #7 | Mr_Biscuit posted... Antifar posted...Worth noting that the Democrat in question is pro-life and anti-ACA I mean, it stands to reason that Ted Cruz would take a stand against literal white supremacy Again, low bar, but its something --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Dark Souls is a 3D Metroidvania |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 1:21:13 PM #5 | It really is --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
| Topic | Wtf? They completely changed the ending to Return of the Jedi. *spoilers* |
| Tactical_Spork 07/05/18 1:20:50 PM #40 | The_Ivory_Man posted... While a lot of the edits were bad, there were actually some good fixes like changing Palpatine in Empire. Good for continuity but OG palps was really cool visually/effects wise --- "poop porn can be slightly attractive as long as it's not that liquidy sort of poop." ~ hi_polymer https://imgur.com/6GJoJ |
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