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TopicYou know what my real problem with women is?
NOM
07/22/18 10:09:05 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
That's called depression TC.

Eh I think too much stuff is blamed on depression these days. Some people are just born losers, like me.
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Topic$100,000,000, but you have to say "I respect Donald Trump."
NOM
07/22/18 10:05:38 PM
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Hell Ill suck his orange creamsicle and slurp his butthole for that kind of money
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TopicYou know what my real problem with women is?
NOM
07/22/18 10:02:24 PM
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I could probably get a girl, even a nice looking girl despite being short and ugly. But you know why I dont? I have no energy to put on that fake facade of being the cool ugly dude who doesnt give a fuck. Women respond to that shit and I can fake it for just a little bit and if I applied myself and faked it longer, Im sure I could get a girl.

But I just dont have the energy to do that all the time. Im a very low energy person. Id rather just sit at home and watch tv or get on the Internet instead of putting any real effort into things.

Thats my problem. Im a low energy loser.
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Topicbourbon is the best liquor
NOM
07/22/18 7:05:26 PM
#1
facts
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Topicdrunk af right no
NOM
07/22/18 5:09:07 PM
#1
its 5pm on a sunday mt life is is in a spiral lol
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TopicLook, there's only one way to find out if the $10k giveaway was legit or not
NOM
07/22/18 4:49:09 PM
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Since I'm a third party/bystander because I didn't win anything, nor am I concerned about it.... I'll find out if it's legit. Here's how:

Someone who DID win and currently has $10k in their bank account, needs to give me access to the account so I can verify if it's true or not. Give me your login details and I'll be in and out in a snap, and I'll get to the bottom of this!
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TopicLow Tier God is quitting video games
NOM
07/22/18 12:19:54 PM
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This is a FUCKING VIDEO
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TopicMy grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low.
NOM
07/22/18 9:25:17 AM
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Hard to believe but I could sure use that 10k to pay off some family debt

How old was your grandpa and how did he die?

Sorry for your loss
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TopicI eat because I'm unhappy
NOM
07/21/18 8:13:19 PM
#1
And I'm unhappy because I eat.
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TopicNew Study found Four-Day a week work week was a, "resounding success."
NOM
07/21/18 7:55:50 PM
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Shit, bring on the 3 day work week tbh.
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TopicShameless copying but why not: post #52 is my sig for 3 months
NOM
07/21/18 7:43:33 PM
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clyde_frog posted...
"I am an alt-right incel"

wdlp posted...
"Alt right incel and proud!"

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TopicBe honest CE how much do you weigh?
NOM
07/20/18 10:59:19 PM
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5'9" 340lbs
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TopicRare video shows last remaining member of native tribe in amazon
NOM
07/20/18 6:17:59 PM
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Uh, who attacked his tribe?
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TopicResident evil 2 collectors edition confirmed
NOM
07/20/18 6:12:21 PM
#12
My only dilemma: PS4 Pro or X1X?
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TopicMy Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Leaving Netflix in August 2018
NOM
07/20/18 5:37:46 PM
#10
WilliamPorygon posted...
Well, looks like it's back to downloading it illegally for a lot of weird, strange, deranged folks then.

FTFY
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TopicIt feels like nobody really likes me
NOM
07/18/18 11:49:25 PM
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Holy shit man, stop posting so damn much
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TopicITT: 500 or more "must see" movies
NOM
07/18/18 10:58:16 PM
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Gran Torino
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TopicWhy are you fat?
NOM
07/18/18 10:15:28 PM
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I am weak willed and lazy.
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TopicITT: 500 or more "must see" movies
NOM
07/18/18 9:54:11 PM
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Just list one (or more if you want) movie you love and think everyone should see. Doesn't have to be critically acclaimed or popular, though that is completely fine as well. No movie discrimination here! Just a movie you personally like that you want to add to the list. And feel free to write a brief synopsis, or not. Up to you. I'll start:

Labyrinth
The Shawshank Redemption
Grumpy Old Men
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TopicShoe guys of CE, what do you think of these boots?
NOM
07/18/18 7:44:34 PM
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They look like girlie boots
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TopicRemember when Cr1tikal was good
NOM
07/18/18 5:13:56 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
Is he related to Fatal1ty?

They are good motherboards
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TopicDo you still use plastic straws?
NOM
07/18/18 5:07:42 PM
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CwebbMichSac4 posted...
so it's a stupid comment

I guess dat depends on you.

But seriously, fuck the earth, all the animals and people.

*sprays aerosol can up at the ozone layer*
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TopicDo you still use plastic straws?
NOM
07/18/18 5:03:34 PM
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CwebbMichSac4 posted...
NOM posted...
Hell yeah.

Fuck the earth tbh

why do you say this?

Because I thought it so I decided to say (type) it....
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TopicDo you still use plastic straws?
NOM
07/18/18 5:01:51 PM
#4
Hell yeah.

Fuck the earth tbh
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TopicGood luck to Maryland.
NOM
07/18/18 5:01:29 PM
#3
I don't like this proposal.
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TopicRumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump
NOM
07/17/18 11:37:12 PM
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Melania is like 6 inches taller than Putin.

If anything she pegged old Vlad
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TopicThe worst thing about cooking in a slow cooker
NOM
07/17/18 11:35:10 PM
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BignutzisBack posted...
That's why you switch to a pressure cooker and get an instant pot

What the fuck are all those big words youre using sir?

Bacon_Pancakes posted...
Why not let it cook overnight

I could but it might actually overcook and dry out before I wake up.
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TopicWho would win in a street brawl between...
NOM
07/17/18 11:32:59 PM
#7
Terry wrecks the shit out of Vin.

Vin is a fake tough guy
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TopicThe worst thing about cooking in a slow cooker
NOM
07/17/18 11:31:40 PM
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Is how long you have to wait for dat delicious food

Damn Im getting emotional over it
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TopicSpeak to me warriors!
NOM
07/17/18 11:14:03 PM
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NlGHTMARES ARE THE BEST PART OF MY DAAAYYYYYY!!!!
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TopicGot ghosted by a girl because I told her Ive never had sex or a girlfriend.
NOM
07/17/18 9:09:07 PM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Do girls think there is something wrong with people in their 30s who've never had sex?

Yes.

Because there is.
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TopicWhy do these people keep saying Samus wasn't muscular?
NOM
07/17/18 1:47:16 AM
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Need more Samus pics to judge properly
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TopicWhat's some quotes you guys like?
NOM
07/16/18 11:21:39 PM
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
"You cannot win, but you must fight, because you can lose."
~Cycle of Telam

What is this from, specifically? Googling Cycle of Telam brings up nothing.

@ElatedVenusaur
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TopicMay the power protect you, CE
NOM
07/16/18 9:51:33 PM
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And we'll come running to your side
we will protect you from your fright
all of us are on your side
we'll take them, we'll take them down
FIGHT
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TopicPlease stop referring to women as "females"
NOM
07/16/18 8:48:56 PM
#5
Why are you stealing topics from ResetEra?
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TopicTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
NOM
07/16/18 7:42:54 PM
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Doesn't Mikey have the most potential out of all the turtles? Like if he buckled down and focused he could kick all their asses.
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TopicGoddamn I need to get laid
NOM
07/16/18 7:40:20 PM
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Sucks knowing I never will unless I pay for it. Terrible feeling knowing you're so unattractive in body and mind that no one will ever willingly sleep with you.

Damn that's dark as fuck.
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TopicGot a promotion and starting Saturday I'll be making 21 an hour
NOM
07/16/18 7:24:33 PM
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mistalightbulb posted...
NOM posted...
Where you work?

Post office. It's not really a promotion I'm just going from contract position to regular employee

Good for you! My brother works at the post office.

Rural carrier or city carrier?
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TopicWhat's some quotes you guys like?
NOM
07/16/18 7:20:37 PM
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"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." - Futurama
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TopicI just shaved.... everywhere AMA
NOM
07/16/18 7:19:08 PM
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Sir Will posted...
How does it feel?

Great!

Slayerblade11 posted...
How trim did you get ur asshole? Baby smooth or just clipped the biggest taint hairs?

I lied I didn't do my butthole please forgive me :(

catboy0_0 posted...
Can you feel it now?

Feels good mang

littlebro07 posted...
Enjoy living in hell in about three days

Maeiv posted...
Going to regret that decision in a few days.

This is coming from a guy who razor shaves mostly everything

This isn't babbys first shave, I never have any issues

slimfizzle2 posted...
Time to play catch the greased up naked guy

I sweat like crazy so we won't need the grease
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TopicGot a promotion and starting Saturday I'll be making 21 an hour
NOM
07/16/18 6:35:09 PM
#2
Where you work?
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TopicWhy do people like you?
NOM
07/16/18 6:31:16 PM
#3
They don't.

And I wouldn't.
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TopicI just shaved.... everywhere AMA
NOM
07/16/18 6:20:24 PM
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Well more like trimmed, but my clippers are so damn good it might as well have been a shave.

AMA
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TopicAnyone miss Kevin Butler?
NOM
07/16/18 5:43:37 PM
#4
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
vice president of shit topics

Cpt_Pineapple is looking in the mirror again
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TopicWhat don't you get about evolution?
NOM
07/16/18 5:22:21 PM
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It's a mystery
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Topicpost itt and i'll tell you if you have big dick energy
NOM
07/16/18 5:21:15 PM
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Post Honey Bunches of Oats
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TopicThis lady had a service dog with her at my job
NOM
07/16/18 4:52:29 PM
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I passed by them and asked the lady if I could pet her dog and she said "Sure." so I did and said it was a beautiful doggy.

She said "Oh? I've never seen him." and that was when I realized WHY she had the dog. She was blind. So I thanked her and walked away, and felt extreme guilt. Guilt for even petting a service dog in the first place which you should never do, and guilt for not realizing this lady was blind and just trying to get her grocery shopping done. But in that moment I forgot all that shit and just wanted to pet the dog.

That was years ago and I still feel bad about it to this day sometimes.
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TopicIsrael and Hamas firing at each other.
NOM
07/16/18 1:39:51 PM
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Oughta just drop a couple of nukes on that entire region tbh
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TopicCE, how does this video about size make you feel?
NOM
07/16/18 1:26:49 PM
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KlRBEH posted...
You sound like one of the dudes from r/smalldickproblems

That subreddit is hilariously sad

That sub should have been named after me tbh.

Though I doubt it could contain all of my problems.
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