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Topici have 3 degrees, AMA
No_U_L7
05/09/18 9:57:24 PM
#4
Delta_F14 posted...
Student debt forever.


paid off 2 years after graduating =)
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Topici have 3 degrees, AMA
No_U_L7
05/09/18 9:48:30 PM
#1
i'm not even including my advanced seduction knowledge!
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Topici have sex with a new girl approximately every 6 weeks
No_U_L7
05/09/18 9:41:40 PM
#10
K181 posted...
So you have game but aren't actually good in the sack as none of them want to stay?


this topic is only about new girls

that said, i don't understand the appeal in having sex with the same girl more than a few times

that said, i will freely admit some girls have not hit me up again because of poor performances
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Topici have sex with a new girl approximately every 6 weeks
No_U_L7
05/09/18 9:05:15 PM
#1
assuming i go out twice a week on weekends for the full night and the girl is usually an 8 or 9
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Topicmy friends said they live for my "lay reports" lmao
No_U_L7
05/09/18 8:40:22 PM
#4
Tappor posted...
do they all clap


they all stare silently with the occasional "oh my god" murmured during a particularly sexy part or any part involving a high level of game

NOM posted...
Your friends sound like losers

Also this happened


maybe, but can't blame them for being envious of my sex life
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Topicmy friends said they live for my "lay reports" lmao
No_U_L7
05/09/18 8:34:51 PM
#1
every time i have sex with a hot girl i wake up to them all gathered in my living room the next morning and the first thing they do when i get out the bedroom is excitedly say "how did you bang her?!"
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Topica girl i was banging once told me she thought i'd make a great father
No_U_L7
05/08/18 10:29:41 PM
#1
Topicwould you have sex with a porn star?
No_U_L7
05/07/18 9:45:48 PM
#15
masticatingman posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
i'm always amazed when guys say no. porn girls have to get tested every 2 weeks so they're actually cleaner than normal girls. it's a great experience imo


Most are also a combo of dim, drug addicted, psychologically scarred from either childhood trauma or neglectful/abusive parents or partners, and I wouldnt be surprised if most are more lesbian than straight - its not even up for discussion that women do gay (ie lesbian) scenes. And the cream pie dumpster part too. Yup, real appealing


that's a lot of stereotyping. a lot of them are cool normal girls with ridiculous sex drives.
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Topicwould you have sex with a porn star?
No_U_L7
05/07/18 9:38:56 PM
#12
Flockaveli posted...
But why would a porn star want to have sex with me?


maybe counter intuitive for some, but porn stars are girls too, and girls with ridiculously high sex drives at that. they need to have sex with someone when the camera is not rolling...and because they're so used to sex, they actually put out more easily and care less about looks as long as you're a cool guy. but of course, if you're not a cool guy your point stands.
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Topicwould you have sex with a porn star?
No_U_L7
05/07/18 9:33:23 PM
#1
i'm always amazed when guys say no. porn girls have to get tested every 2 weeks so they're actually cleaner than normal girls. it's a great experience imo
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Topici want to die doing what i love
No_U_L7
05/07/18 7:28:36 PM
#1
Topicwhite guys don't know how easy they have it
No_U_L7
05/07/18 7:18:17 PM
#1
literally no girl has ever said "oh he's white, i'd never fuck him"
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Topicaccidentally quoted fight club during a job interview, was that inappropriate?
No_U_L7
05/07/18 2:46:56 PM
#1
the panel was talking about a government structure that was deteriorating, and then paused for a second and looked at me like they expected me to say something. so i said "well, even the mona lisa is falling apart". they chucked a bit and then kept talking. was what i said inappropriate?
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Topici hate how people always try to guilt me for never wanting to settle down
No_U_L7
05/07/18 12:33:50 AM
#1
i really just don't see the point in marriage or kids, i'd rather just have that time to myself. but people always try to make me feel guilty about it.
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TopicLike...we need a self-help book along the lines of...
No_U_L7
05/06/18 3:43:53 PM
#2
Topicthis girl's friends almost jumped me (so not my fault)
No_U_L7
05/06/18 8:39:08 AM
#13
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
she was definitely at least a little drunk (it was cinco de mayo), but with her proper consent i probably would have raped her

Fix'd. Drunk women cannot consent


drunk girls are allowed to have sex. you just have to be careful of how drunk they are and to be sure to get consent. if she remembers telling you how badly she wanted it, she's not going to press charges

Kajagogo posted...
If you are meant to be with her, you will randomly meet up again sometime in the next week.


we swapped numbers so i'll hit her up tmrw
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Topicthis girl's friends almost jumped me (so not my fault)
No_U_L7
05/06/18 7:58:36 AM
#6
g980 posted...
so she was wasted?


i was trying to assess that too. according to her friends, she was blacked out but didn't seem that way to me at all. she could walk on her own and hold down a coherent conversation. she was definitely at least a little drunk (it was cinco de mayo), but with her proper consent i probably would have slept with her
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Topicthis girl's friends almost jumped me (so not my fault)
No_U_L7
05/06/18 7:03:29 AM
#4
Topicthis girl's friends almost jumped me (so not my fault)
No_U_L7
05/06/18 7:00:54 AM
#1
was at a bar and met this 818 hottie coming out of the bathroom. we talked for a few min but she went back to her friends eventually. on my way out, i see this girl standing alone outside. i think to myself perfect and start talking to this girl again. she's super into it but tells me she's gonna meet up with her ex bf to "maybe suck his dick". i can't seem to change her mind to come get a drink with me instead. so we're waiting for her uber and talking and then her friends come out of the bar and start screaming at me for trying to take her home with me. ugh, not only did this girl refuse to hang out with me but was going to leave to suck some other guy's dick instead AND her friends got dangerously close to beating me up (their words). Ultimately, they took her phone, cancelled her uber and then called her a different one to her house.
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Topici refuse to date a girl who has ever had a "promposal"
No_U_L7
05/05/18 10:36:58 PM
#1
Topicthe perfect girl but every time you kiss her, she has to give me a bj first
No_U_L7
05/04/18 9:24:21 PM
#10
Kazi1212 posted...
Did I bust in her mouth?


you mean me? half the time, but you can ask her to spit it out if you want. no rinsing though
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Topicwtf this girl called at 4pm on a fri to schedule an interview for mon and then
No_U_L7
05/04/18 8:43:25 PM
#4
TheVipaGTS posted...
Sounds like you messed up, not her.


i mean, leaving only 30 min for missed calls to return is not sufficient, imo, what if i was driving, taking a shit, watching porn, etc. it's when we reach the 1 hr mark or so it would become my fault
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Topicwtf this girl called at 4pm on a fri to schedule an interview for mon and then
No_U_L7
05/04/18 8:22:59 PM
#1
left the office at 430 by the time i returned her call...now idk if i should prepare for the interview this wknd or not
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TopicI'm trying out for the g league this year
No_U_L7
05/04/18 10:17:36 AM
#13
ReedRothchiId posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
ReedRothchiId posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
as someone who studies NBA for a living atm, they focus a lot more on defense, BB IQ, work ethic etc than offense


What about a dude who can hit hook shots from the 3 point line?


at the NBA level, anyone can score. it's the other stuff that keeps you on the court


Good. I'm still dappin on you with hooks though. No one can block them and I routinely get old people and teenagers at the gym who think I'm going pro.


that's cool, have fun. i'm just saying that at the nba level, anyone can beat old people and teenagers lol, who btw are not exactly nba scouts...
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TopicI'm trying out for the g league this year
No_U_L7
05/04/18 10:11:03 AM
#10
ReedRothchiId posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
as someone who studies NBA for a living atm, they focus a lot more on defense, BB IQ, work ethic etc than offense


What about a dude who can hit hook shots from the 3 point line?


at the NBA level, anyone can score. it's the other stuff that keeps you on the court
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TopicI'm trying out for the g league this year
No_U_L7
05/04/18 10:08:25 AM
#8
as someone who studies NBA for a living atm, they focus a lot more on defense, BB IQ, work ethic etc than offense
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Topicthe perfect girl but every time you kiss her, she has to give me a bj first
No_U_L7
05/04/18 8:10:21 AM
#1
Topici keyed this asshole's mercedes
No_U_L7
05/04/18 1:33:12 AM
#1
was walking home, keys in my hand. about to cross the street, signal tells me to go. i hear a honk, this asshole in a mercedes is about to make a right turn, sees me about to walk into the street, and cuts me off, 1 foot from running me over. i instinctively just stuck out my keys and it left a long scratch as he drove by. good thing i heard, saw and reacted to him in time. what an asshole
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Topicwoke up this morning with a wad of kleenex filled with you know what next to me
No_U_L7
05/03/18 7:04:23 PM
#1
um....wtf happened last night, i don't remember anything like that happening
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TopicHooters waitress donates kidney to customer
No_U_L7
05/03/18 4:05:56 AM
#4
toyota posted...
SSJCAT posted...
toyota posted...

Nice and all but bro, dudes old, feels like the kidney could have been put to better use on a younger person

Dudes probably gonna leave everything he has to her so...


oooh never thought of that. Fair next i guess


DAMN, doesn't have to bone him, get called a gold digger, actually get called a good person and no one can deny it...and still gets all his stuff. smart girl
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Topicmy market value is only $50/hour
No_U_L7
05/02/18 10:46:29 PM
#1
Topici feel like "batman with time to plan" is such a misnomer
No_U_L7
05/02/18 9:36:42 PM
#1
Topiceither you can never watch avengers 4 or never watch porn again
No_U_L7
05/02/18 9:27:16 PM
#8
more_cow_bell posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
you will never find out what happens in avengers 4

why do i need to watch something to find out what happens in it?


that was an addendum, so you couldn't loophole it by wiki'ing the movie
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Topiceither you can never watch avengers 4 or never watch porn again
No_U_L7
05/02/18 9:10:59 PM
#6
Topiceither you can never watch avengers 4 or never watch porn again
No_U_L7
05/02/18 4:42:03 AM
#5
chill02 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
avengers 4


no hesitation, nice

im not 13 posted...
Is there an "idgaf about either" option?


you'd be the only one

WSM Piru posted...
What if you masturbate to Avengers movies?


that is allowed
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Topiceither you can never watch avengers 4 or never watch porn again
No_U_L7
05/02/18 4:34:58 AM
#1
you will never find out what happens in avengers 4. which would you pick?
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TopicA mom was saying her daughter was "way older than me" at 26.
No_U_L7
05/02/18 1:21:08 AM
#2
Topichow do i get this girl to bang me again?
No_U_L7
04/30/18 9:57:52 PM
#9
Tupacrulez posted...
Use all those sweetass moves you preach bruh.


that's mostly geared towards getting the girl in bed the first time, which obviously worked. much less experience with this part, i can adapt but feedback is always helpful
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Topichow do i get this girl to bang me again?
No_U_L7
04/30/18 9:50:53 PM
#1
a few months ago i banged this girl (about a 9) who is a go go dancer at a club. ran into her outside at closing time and asked her back for a drink, she agreed and we ended up banging. since then she's ignored all my texts, but is super friendly whenever i see her out but refuses my invitation for drinks...
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Topicso if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop?
No_U_L7
04/30/18 2:12:25 AM
#11
Panthera posted...
My point isn't to always quit the moment you're ahead, it's that if you are ahead, stopping is never a bad idea.


got it...but how far ahead lol...almost won again today
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Topicso if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop?
No_U_L7
04/29/18 7:20:35 PM
#9
Panthera posted...
The two best times to stop gambling are

1. When you've lost a certain amount that you decided in advance would be your limit
2. When you're ahead


i mean, if you just quit when you win a few bucks, yeah you're ahead, but where exactly is the upside? i'd ride a hot streak for a bit. no big deal, instead of winning 3x i won 2.7x....i may even play again tues
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Topicso if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop?
No_U_L7
04/29/18 7:14:12 PM
#7
i played and lost lol. had all the right pieces, literally came down to picking between 2 players (victor oladipo and donovan mitchell) who were the same price. one of the guys went off, the other guy was a dud. i picked the wrong dude, everyone that picked the right guy was swimming in money, i lost it all
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Topicis it wrong to deed to a girl's wedding photos?
No_U_L7
04/29/18 8:18:55 AM
#1
Topicso if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop?
No_U_L7
04/29/18 7:32:06 AM
#6
Topicso if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop?
No_U_L7
04/29/18 7:12:29 AM
#3
FluttershyPony posted...
keep gambling till you lose everything obviously.

What kind of stupid question is that, if a guy bet his entire savings/house/car for a 1 time payoff(ending with suicide on a loss) would you think he would do the same thing again?


i'm not betting everything tho, about 9% of my pot
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Topicso if im gambling and i'm on a hot streak, is it poor form to stop?
No_U_L7
04/29/18 6:37:25 AM
#1
been gambling on NBA and been on a great streak, but have a poor feeling about sundays games. do i just keep going and see if i can ride my hot streak or cancel all my entries?
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Topicalmost had sex 3 times last night and now my sex drive hurts
No_U_L7
04/28/18 11:44:59 PM
#13
OwlRammer posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
she starts coming onto me once we get inside but i'm not having sex with a 7 so we finish the tea and she leaves.


i have standards...
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Topicalmost had sex 3 times last night and now my sex drive hurts
No_U_L7
04/28/18 9:39:29 PM
#2
it's so hard not watching porn but i need my sex drive going to properly satisfy a woman tonight...
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Topicalmost had sex 3 times last night and now my sex drive hurts
No_U_L7
04/28/18 9:10:57 PM
#1
girl 1-about a 9, white brunette, major hottie. met her inside the club, we were cuddling and talking for a long while and then she agreed to leave with me. on the way out she got a text her roommate ubered home but lost her keys so she had to go home and let her in so had to leave me.

girl 2-at the end of the night i found another 9 in the sexiest outfit (cut off top with no bra and huge boobs, i could see her nipples thru her top) by herself looking for her car. she couldn't find it and agreed to go home with me for a drink. halfway there she freaks out, says she doesn't want to go any more and runs off in the opposite direction

girl 3-on the way home this girl is a 7 starts talking to me, we're walking in the same direction. she walks me home and says she still has to walk...another 2 miles. i feel bad so offer her to come inside for tea. she starts coming onto me once we get inside but i'm not having sex with a 7 so we finish the tea and she leaves.
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TopicI barely recognize that porn star Jennifer White these days.
No_U_L7
04/27/18 7:11:01 PM
#13
met her at a porn convention, her bf stood next to her the whole time and gave every guy that talked to her a dirty look
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